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Unmarried boy: "Mujhe shaadi nahin karna. Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai."

Father: "Kar le beta, phir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega baaki sab achhi lagengi."

Bhakt: Swami ji,
aisi Patni ko kya kahte h
jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare?

Swami: Man ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Man ka Vaham.!!!!!

Originally posted by: peeyara

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Unmarried boy: "Mujhe shaadi nahin karna. Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai."

Father: "Kar le beta, phir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega baaki sab achhi lagengi."

Originally posted by: peeyara

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Husband- "tere baap ki jaley par namak chidakne ki adat gayi nahi?"

Wife- kyo kya hua?

Husband- aaj fir se puch raha tha "Meri beti se shadi karke kush to ho na?

Originally posted by: peeyara

Man : Sir, my wife is missing.
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Postman : Yeh post office hai, Police station nahi.
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Man: Oh sorry . . . . . . . .
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Sala khushi ke mare kaha jaau, samajh me nahi aa raha !!!

Originally posted by: peeyara