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lo bhai main ab sachin tendulkar bhi ho gyi...bina cricket khele century bhi mar diya...hahaha
Ok then ye rhi meri 100 th update...maine socha tha ki 100th update k sath is topic ko band kar dungi but asusual..yha bhi whi ho gya jo maine socha na tha...are topic pura hi nhi hua to band kaise karu..??..kamal h na ek topic pr 100 update de sakti hu...bapre...mujhe nhi lagta ki kisi ne bhi ek kahani me itne updates diye honge...lol..bas problm ye h ki mujhe lagta h main public ko theek se reply nhi kar pati hu isiliye abhi tak sirf do hi thread hue...khair usse mtlb nhi h mtlb isse hai ki mujhe ye karna pasand h to main ye karti hu baki responce milna nhi milna logo ki pasand pr h...khair...filhal meri intention ye sab nhi h abhi to m raya ki shaadi me atki hui hu...actully meri intension raya ki shaadi bhi nhi h are usme kya badi bat h jaise sabki hoti h waise hi unki bhi hogi...haldi mehndi sagai shaadi...but meri intention indono ki excitment aur rambabu ki wishesh me hain...isiliye main rituals ko bematlb ka footage nhi dene wali hu...to main haldi mehndi sangeet ko ek hi din me fatafat niptane wali hu...& then we hv to move on rambabu's next wish...
Part 100
"ufff..wo to rat me karna h"
subah subah ghar me hungama macha hua h...rambabu ko dhundha ja rha h haldi lagane k liye but rambabu mil nhi rhe hain...actully 2hafte taiyariyo me kaise nikal gye kisi ko pta hi nhi chala...shopping sagai me hi sara time chala gya...ab bacha ek shaadi ka din aur aaj ka din..achha hua bachha party ki jid ki wajah se sangeet do din pehle kara liya tha wrna pura rush ho jata...khair...priya to neeche aa gyi h rambabu abhi bhi nhi aaye hain..:.aj haldi ka din tha to obiously rambabu k nakhre to sabko pta hi h rang haldi insab se duniya bhar ki problm hoti h unhe...but rambabu..ab tamjham se shaadi to aap hi ko karni thi...ab hamare yha to aisa hi tamjham hota h to m to yehi janungi aur yhi karaungi...dnt know haldi ki itni mast rasm hoti h pr BT wale balh me kisi ki bhi shaadi me haldi nhi dikhate...waise bhi balh me shaadiya tameez se hoti kahan hain...koi compromise me kar leta h koi jid me kar leta h koi kurbani me kar leta h koi badla lene ko kar leta h..ufff.lagta hi nhi h ki shaadiya h aisa lagta koi yudh lada jata h jiske alag alag reasons hain...waise shaadi bhi ek yudh hi h jise karne k bad insan kisi anjam pr nhi pahnchta h balki uski jindgi se anjam hi khtm ho jata h..puri life to b continue karke chalti hi rh jati h...lol...anyways...mujhe na haldi bht pasand...bada maza ata h lagane me...aur m sabse jyada badmashi karti hu...aur shayad isliye qki mujhe holi bhi bht pasand h to haldi to pasand ayegi hi na..lol..aur upar se rambabu type k log ho kind of allergic...hayeee phir to puchho mat...maine to meri di ko bhi irritate kar diya tha to ye to rambabu hain..hahaha...khair rambabu nahi milte hain...milenge kaise yar unhe to bas priya dhundh sakti h na...
Priya...ek min...kya ho rha h??
Ma...tumhara pati ghayab ho gya h mil nhi rha h
priya...hayee..mere pati kho gye to main shaadi kisse karungi???
Neha...plsss priya ab tum drama mat Chalu karo..tumhare pati ne already nak me dum kar rakha h..nautankibaz ho gye ho tumdono..kahin khoya nhi h tumhara pati sirf dar k chhup gya h
priya...hehehe..pr kyun???
Natasha...whi...unke nakhre unki allrgies k bahane ...haldi nhi lagwaunga...bla bla ..ufff...bhai ko to ladki hona chahiye tha itne nakhre to ladkiyo k bhi nhi hote..
Priya...aye mere pati k bare me kuchh mt bolo ok...han to bechare ko problms hain to..
Ma ..haye tumhara bechara hame bechara bna k ghuma rha h subah se...
Priya...ok ok m lati hu dhundh k apne pati ko
neha..madm...hone wale pati ko
priya...same thing yar
dadi...nahi puttr ab to yha baith gyi h to pehle haldi lagwa le phir dhundh k lana apne pati ko...waise bhi use tu hi dhundh sakti h...
Phir priya ki haldi hoti h...sab mast usko haldi waldi laga k bhar dete hain..bechari mna bhi nhi kar sakti na...kitna bola nuts neha pihu sabko ki aram se karo...pr thoda thoda karke bhi sabne use pura rang hi dala...khair haldi to ho gyi...bade isliye khush ki unke bachhe khush bachhe isliye khush ki wo khud ki mom ko haldi laga rhen hain...aur khush isliye khush qki wo to khush hi rhta h na nam jo khush h...mujhe na iska nam aur kam dono bht pasand h...hamesha khush rhna chahe dil me kitna bhi dard ho...sabse achha bachha i wish ye hamesha achha hi rhe...khair...ab priya ko ram dhundho mission ko anjam dena h...aur in kamo me to BT ki heroins expert hoti hain boss...to priya chali apne pati ko dhundhne...use pta hi tha ki wo kahan milega isliye jyada search nhi kiya direct apne kamre me gayi..
Nuts...are priya yha kahan ja rhi ho??
Priya...tumhare bhai ko dhundhne
nuts...humlog dhundh chuke hain...wo yha nhi hain...aur itne chhote to hain nhi ki bed k neeche ya almari me chhupe honge...bade hain na
priya...hehehe...vry funny bade to hain pr harkate bachho jaisi hi h na...aur agar isi jagah behn dhundh legi to biwi k hone kya fayda...
Nuts...wow i like the confidence
priya...yhi fark hota h biwi aur behn me...
Nuts..all the best..le aao pakad k phir btate hain hum
priya darwaza band kar deti h..aur dheere se bolti h...mr.kapoor..koi ansr nhi milta h..priya phir bolti h...main janti hu ki aap yhi hain...sabko bna sakte hain pr mujhe nhi..bahar aaiye wrna main andr aungi..phir bhi ansr nhi milta h to priya jane lagti h tabhi bolti h...
Priya...auch...ye beech me chair kisne rakha h...??..shittt
ram...shittt chot lag gyi kya??..dekh kar nhi chal sakti ho kya..??tumhe thodi der k liye chhod do to girne padne lagti ho
priya...ssshhh...ho gya..lagi nhi h mujhe??
Ram...to kyun chillayi??
Priya...mera pati kho gya tha to usiko dhundhne k liye...wrna meri shaadi kaise hoti??
Ram...vry funny..sharam nhi aati nautanki karte hue..dar gya tha main...
Priya...aww..yhi main bhi bol sakti hu na...sharm nhi aati nautanki karte hue...
Ram...maine kya nautanki ki??
Priya...ye sab kya dramebazi h haldi kyun nhi lagwa rhen hain
ram...are...main..wo..mujhe nhi pasand h...pta h na kitni allrgies hain mujhe...
Priya... Ye to tamjham wali shadi se pehle sochna chahiye tha na...aur main achhe se janti hu apki allrgies...allrgies hain to dawaiya bhi to hain...aur haldi se apko koi allrgy nhi h to bahane band kariye aur neeche chaliye...
Ram...main nhi jaunga mujhe mehkati h haldi...
Priya...haww...itni achhi to mehkti h...cmon mr.kapoor chaliye na
ram...aah pta h mujhe kitni achhi mehkati h...piya h mne haldi dudh..
Priya...ab ye haldi dudh kahan se aa gya...uthiye aur chaliye
ram...nahiii
priya...achha dekhiye mne bhi to lagayi h...to m khrab mehk rhi hu??
Ram...areee...wooo..are blackmail mt karo m nhi jaunga...
Priya...ok nhi karti
priya ram k pas aati h aur apne gal ko ram k naak k pas lati h aur bolti h
priya...ab btaiye main kaisi mehk rhi hu..
Priya ram ke itne kareeb rhti h ki haldi kaun chalaye uski to sanse hi ram ko mehk rhi thi...to bechara kaise control kare...?? Upar se priya ki shararte hain ki khtm hi nhi ho rhi hain wo apne galo se haldi ram k galo pr faila deti h...
Priya...lijiye haldi lag bhi gyi kuchh hua???..nahi na
ram...hua toh
priya...kya???
Ram...wo to nhi pta pr ab tumhara kya hoga???
Priya...matlb???
Is bar ram ne bol k ansr nhi kiya bolti band karke ansr kiya...he kissd her on lips..abhi to shuru hi hua tha ki neha darwaze pr knock karti h
neha...priyaaa..fatty mila??
Andr se ansr nhi mila..milega kaise...??
Neha..are priya tu ho ya tum bhi ghayab ho gyi??...bolo na fatty mila ya nhi???
Priya bas ram ko ghur rhi thi..are aur kuchh kar bhi to nhi sakti h..ram man jo nhi rha h...ufff..man r always man...huh
neha...ok ok i got it...lagta h mil gya...chhod de to use lekar bahar aa jana
neha chali jati h...rambabu priya ko chhodne k mood me to bilkul nahi hain pr priya bina shaadi k suhagrat mnane k mood me nhi h to ram ko jhatk k uth jati h...aur jane lagti h
ram...priya ..aaj pehli bar haldi mehki bhi achhi aur tasty bhi bht lagi...
Priya muskura k chali jati h bahar aati h to neha aur nuts khadi rhti hain dono use ghur rhi thi...
Priya...kya h??
Neha...nhi...aise hi...tumhari haldi fail gyi h
priya has k chali jati h ye dono ram ko pakad k le aati h aur bechare rambabu jo is waqt pyar k rang me range hue hain unhe sab milkar mast haldi me rang dete hain...khair haldi to ho jati h shaam ko mehndi rhti h...ab rambabu ko isme bhi problm...ufff..koi kam dhang se nhi hone dete...
Dadi...ab tujhe mehndi se kya problm h wo to priya ko lagwani h tujhe thode hi na..
Ma...ise to har cheez se problm hoti h
ram...are aplog samjh nhi rhe ho ...mujhe priya chahiye..
Dadi...are ekdm besharam ho gya h..priya to mil hi rhi h tujhe...
Ram...are yar...kaise samjhau aplogo ko...kahin jana tha hame aplog mehndi laga denge to
pihu...oye hoye...kahan jana h dad
priya...are bas behs band...sab ho jayega...aur mr.kapoor behav urself ...
Ram muh fula k chala jata h...kya musibat h yar...golu pati ki shaadi karana bhi musibat hi h...khair priya aati h ram k pichhe...
Priya...kya h mr.kapoor ??..kyun bachho ki trh se jid kar Rhe hain...
Ram...to tumhe kya h???tumhe to meri koi bat na yad rhti h na achhi lagti h...
Priya...oh..ab phir se muh mat fulaiyega...cmon yar shaadi h hamari...aur mujhe apki har bat se fark bhi padhta h aur yad bhi rhti h...are biwi hu to thode nakhre to marungi hi na...pr sare nakhre to aap hi mar lete hain...mere liye kuchh chhodte hi nhi h...cmon..mood thik kariye apna...main abhi aati hu mehndi lagwa kar phir aram se baith kr sirf apki bate sunungi aur kuchh nahi...cmon...ek smile...plsss...
Ram muskura to deta h but rambabu ki to adat h na jaha atkte hain to asani se kahan niklte hain jb samne wala unki bat na man le...khair...priya chali jati h mehndi lagwane...mehndi wgrh lagwa kar aati h pr rambabu abhi bhi usi mode pr hain...ab bina priya k channl change kiye ye expression change nhi hone wala jiddi pati jo mila h...
Priya...ufff...achha chaliye ab jaldi wrna der ho jayegi...
Ram...kahan???
Priya...areee...apki next wish puri karne
ram...pr aise kaise jayenge...tumhare hath pair me to mehndi lagi h
priya...to kya hua???...muh to free h na baten karne k liye
ram...vry funny pr chalogi kaise??
Priya...are ap saari pakad lena m chalti rahungi...
Ram...hahaha...huh...usse achha god me na utha lunga
priya...toh theek h god me utha lena main kab mna kiya???
Ram...o teri...
To b continue...
Ufff aj bht lamba ho gya na :p m thak gyi yar likhte likhte...baki next me...keep coming...
👏... congratsss boss aap ne 10o bhi kar liya n last ball pe sixer vi maar liya😆😆 update jo itni awesome hai... thori lengthy thi par achi thi,...😊
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