A is for Ayesha, twisted as a rope
B is for BALH, swaying between despair and hope;
C is for Children, still innocent before the "leap",
D is for Daadi, majestic in her sweep.
E is for Esha, who did her bit and lost.
F is for "Family", that demands a heavy cost
G is for Gopal-kaka, a man for every season,
H is for Hospitals that follow no rhyme or reason.
I is for an Infant, abandoned by its mum,
J is for Jail to which people go or come.
K is for Kartik, with a wife in every port,
L is for the Leaps which Ekta takes as sport
M is for the Monkey tricks that mamaji enjoys,
N is for Neha who has an eye for the boys.
O is for Overwhelming, as Nuts when she starts to wail,
P is for Priya, who is at the heart of this tale.
Q is for Queer fish: Niharika to name just one,
R is for Ram, rotund as a bun.
S is for Snoring and a bit of push and shove,
T is for TOEFL, and lectures on love.
U is for Us, who see it all unfolding,
V is for Vikram, fresh from his wife's scolding.
W is for Why we just can't drop the show
X is for its X-factor- Oh, so, now we know!
Y is for the Yell of protest we often want to let out
Z is for Ekta's Zap that silences that shout.
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