EPISODE 13-
Scene 35-Ram is pagalpanti continues...
Priya-nahi.. Mr.kapoor,Main aapko hurt nahi karna chahti thi.. We can talk about this after you come down.. Please aap bachon ki tarah behave mat keegiye... For godsake get down please...
Ram-{he turns towards Priya & notices her clothing,hair & scans her from head to toe}
In Ram's head-
Woah... !! Kitni kubsoorat lag rahi hain,priya !!! Kash wo aaj maan jaati... magar kher.. koi baat nahi priya.. aaj, tumhara concern aur pyaar dekh kar mujhe yakeen hai ki tum bhi mujhse bohot pyaar karti ho... ye..Tumhari aankhe ye saaf saaf bayan kar rahe hai...!!! Haaaye.. wo asuon se udjada kajal.. wo leeherate baal.. aur haan aur pink shiny lip gloss.. aur tumhari laal saadi
*sighs* bas ek baar haan kardo toh main neech aakar tumhe gale laga lunga.. Tumhe aapni bahon main basa lunga... main tumhari dhadkano ko sunna chahta hun... tumhari saazon ki aahaton ko mehesoos karna chahta hun.. maan jao na priya... please...I will do whatever it takes to make you mine...
Ram looks @ her,tempted to get down & hug her...
Priya-Mr.kapoor...??? Mr.kapoor... {she shook him}
Ram came to his senses... He took a sip of daaru.. & spoke..
Ram-Priya... main ? main bachon ki tarah zidh kar raha hun ? {she breathed hard & took another sip.. priya tried to stop him.. but he didnt listen..}
Ram-Main{almost talli} Main.. toh soch raha tha ki "HUM DhO HAMARE DhO.. BUT YOU THO SAY "NO..NO..!!"" What me doing now ? I no u have... I no have dho..?! {almost veeru style,he points @ priya} Cause mausi cum priya saying "NO NO !!" so me crying,drinking.. n dying by falling down in water...
Neha-
Ye kya bakh raha hai Ram... Whats wrong with him... lagta hain usse chad gayi hain.. ! Vik-oh gawd.. ! mujhe pata tha ye bewakoof humhe pasvaake chodega... !!
Neha-🤣
Priya-Ram aap ye kya kehe rahe hai...
Ram-{vigourously turns his head due to wic the mini BT device falls down but Ram doesnt notice it} Nahi.. Priya tum jao.. !! Main marna chaha tha hun.. !
Priya-{she looks @ the tiny BT}
In priya's head-
Accha ? TOh ye baat hain.. !! Ye Ram kapoor apne aapko bohot SMART samajthe hain na.. Mujhe ullu bana rahe the.. Iska matlab ye sab jhoot hai.. Marta hua aadmi Apne khaan main BT kyu pehne ga ? Hm... toh mujhe patane ke liye agar ye marne ka natak kar sakte hain toh main badla lene ke liye maarne 😉 natak kyu nahi kar sakti.. Two can play at this game Mr.kapoor !!
Priya-accha..! Teek hain Mr.kapoor.. toh aap khud jayiye...
Ram-{regains his senses} KYA???
{he screams n wobbles} Priya-haan.. main aapko jeene ke liye force nahi kar sakti... agar aapne mar ka decision le hi liya hain toh...
Ram-toh.. ? toh kya tum mujhe dhakka de dogi kya ?
Priya-{looks down & climbs up} Teek hain agar yahi aapki marzi hai toh yahi sahi.. main hi aapko dhaka de dungi.. shayad ye mere boore karmo ka prayashchit hai..
Ram-What the f..? Prayashchit my ass !!! dont come near me... stay where you are okay...
Vik-yeh ho kya raha hai ?
Neha-yaar lagta hain priya ko pata chal gaya hai.. thank god the BT is still working though it fell on the ground !!!
Vik-humhe jaana chahiye before they slip & fall..
Neha-nahi rukho lets hear what they r speaking...
Priya-kyu Mr.Kapoor.. Aap yahi chahte the na ? {she controls her laugh} Isiliye.. maine socha..
Ram-kya socha ? {he asks enraged} ki tum mujhe maar daalo gi ?
Priya-haan {she grins}
Ram-sorry to disappoint you magar maine apna plan change kar liya hai.. ab main marna nahi chahta !!
Priya-aise kaise marna nahi chahte.. ? aapko marna padega.. !!
Ram-zabardasti hai kya ?
Priya-bilkul{she says firmly yet naughtily}
Ram-nahi.. ! mujhe jaane do..
Priya-Kya Mr.kapoor.. aap aise aem mauke par apne decision change nahi karsakte hai.. aur mere liye aapka pyaar ?
Ram-jaan hain toh jahan hai,priya...
Priya-magar pyaar nahi hai na.. ? agar main aapse pyaar nahi kar paayi toh kya hua..aapko aazaad toh kar sajti hun na ?
Ram-aage mat badna priya.. main bol raha hun...
{she slowly moves towards Ram..}
Ram-nahi.. wait.. nahi..
Priya-kya hua Mr.kapoor ? aap toh aise darr rahe hain jaise main aapka Rape karne ki koshish kar rahi hun..
{she laughs,devilishly} Ram-Tum mujhe maarne ki koshish kar rahi ho.. do u see that... ?
{he says,paranoid}
{priya moves even more closer... In a few secs she loose her balance so does Ram ... & thenn...}
~SPLASH~
Scene 36-RaYa in water...
Vik-Oh shit..!{he rose up} GAYI BHAIS PAANI MAIN..!
Neha-BHAIS KE SAAT PRIYA BHI😆
Vik-{starred @ neha} Neha..
Neha-okay sorry.. chalo.. Fatty ko teherna kaha aata hain ?
Vik-dont worry usne life jacket pehni hain..chalo waha jaakar dekhte hai...
Ram rises up & breathes hard,... he calls out loudly,panicking,.. "PRIYA... PRIYAA... where are you...??"He moves here & there.. now he is worried... he screams out her name.. he doesnt sight her,... he starts fretting...
Vik-Ram..{he sees him in the water } tu teek hain na ? where's priya?
Ram-pata nahi... doond raha hun.. tum dono usse bridge ke uss paar jaakar dekho..
Neha-haan teek hai...
Ram-kaha chali gayi tum ? {A tear falls down from his left eye}
That time he sees priya's hair floating near one corner... he moves his legs n hands 
n reaches there..& pulls priya out... He sees priya unconcious... Ram-priya-aankhen kolo priya... its me ... Ram..
He rubs her palm & massages her back..
priya gains conciousness.. she coughs up the intook water.. & slowly opens her eyes to look @ ram.. she was lying in the water,in his arms..
Priya-{she coughed again} Ram...{she said still not very concious}
Ram-PRIYA!! {he said very happy to see her gaining conciousness...} priya.. are you okay ?{his eyes filled}
Priya- hum bach gaye ? yaa phir hum dono mar chuke hain ?
Ram-
Oh priya... Hum zinda hain budhu.. Mere hote hue tum bala kaise mar sakti ho ? Main tumhe itni aasani se todhi na jaane dunga... Priya-Oh.. Ram... I love you...{she smiled,her eyes wet.. she hugged Ram...}
Ram hugged her back.. He caressed her hairs.. they broke the hug... priya felt embaressed.. & she looks down..
Ram-{lifts her chin}-Kya kaha tumne ?
Vik & neha came down towards the shore...
Vik-Ram.. Priya...{he called out}
ram & priya looked @ them..& moved towards the shore...
Vik & neha pulled them out...
Ram-{on the land} I love the land... hain na priya ?
Priya-haha.. paani itna bura bhi nahi tha 😉
Ram-accha toh vapas dhaka maaru ?
Priya-Itna accha bhi nahi tha..
everyone laugh...!!!
Neha-chalo.. ghar chalte hai..
priya-haan.. {she said tierd}
Ram-magar kiske ?
Neha & priya-hamare...
Neha-hamara ghar yaha se bohot nazdeek hai.. you come there & dry off... phir laut jaana..
vik-nahi.. lekin its late neha.. its already 11.30..
Ram-chalte hain na...{he looks @ priya}
Vik-Ram..
Neha-Vik tu argue mat kar.. chalo.. magar kaise ?
Vik-Ram ki gadhi main!!
Ram-Meri gadhi main {he says shocked n in anger }
Vik-haan.. toh ?
Ram-iss halat main.. ?! Meri E class mercedes ka seat cover ka kya hoga.. pichle hafte hi lagwaaya hai yaar...
Neha&vik-RAM...
Priya-😆
Ram-what ????
MISSING FILE-
Heya Guys..
Aaj ka MISSING FILE is dedicated to the craziness in a Man !! Har ek insaan main pagal panti basi hoti hai.. kuch log usse dikhathe hai magar kuch usse chupathe hai...! Life main pagalpanti kuch hadh tak zaroori hoti hai... ! Log har zor apne nazook kando par dhuniya bar ka bhoj lekar chalte hai.. unhe kabhie ye ehesaas hi nahi hota ki wo kitni badi galti kar rahe hai... ! Kabhie kabhie toh unhe apne bhoj halka karna chahiye.. Aur pagalpaanti is the best medicine for that.. !!! Agar aap pyaar main hai toh aapne zaroor kuch na kuch aisihi pagal harkat zaroor ki hogi ! agar aap nahi bhi hain tab bhi aapne apni life main kabhie na kabhie toh bilkul crazy kiya hoga.. aur uska anjaam tab aapko bugat na pada hoga.. lekin agar aap aaj ek jagah par bait ke uss din ko yaad karenge toh I m sure u too will Laugh Out Loud !! Take care... Haso aur Hasao... !!😳Thank you...
Edited by Pinky.Raya - 13 years ago
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