EPISODE 12-
Scene 31-MISSION suicide...
Ram-Ye paani toda gehera nahi hai { he says looking @ the river,standing on the bridge @ Lunaavlaa...}
Vik-nahi yaar..{he looks down} Itna gehera nahi hain..
Ram-Mujhe toh darr lag raha hain...!!!
Vik-Pyaar kiya toh darna kya ?
Ram-Very funny vikram.. Ru sure this will work ?
Vik-Yaar ye ladkiyaan na bohot hi sensitive aur emotional hote hai.. toh agar tum usse kahoge ki "Main yaha se khud ke apni jaan dedunga" toh.. wo zaroor Rhona shuru kardegi aur kahegii{he says in a shriek voice}"Nahi.. I love you my dear.. Main bhi tumhare bina nahi jee sakti.."
Ram-waah !! Tum toh ladkiyon ke maamle main expert ho yaar !! Magar ladkiyan Unpredictable bhi toh hoti hai na ?
Vik-haan.. But dont worry.. wo zaroor tumhe maaf kardegii.. aur 'haan' keh degi..
Ram-agar 'na' kaha toh ?
Vik-Toh.. tu yaha se khud jaana...😆
Ram-abhey saale...{he hits him on his shoulder}
Vik-mazaak kar raha hun yaar.. Cmon jab Dharam paaji sholay main tanki ke upar chade the tab kya lagta hain tumhe wo tumhari tarah dard gaye honge ? darpook !!!😆
Ram-shut up yaar.. Firstly,wo DHARAM paaji hain.. aur main chota sa ram kapoor hon.. ! next,wo tanki par chade the Bridge par nahi aur last main darpook nahi hun..😡
Vik-arrey chill bro kuch nahi hoga..
Ram-hum kuch aur nahi kar sakte kya ?
Vik-aur kya karega..
Ram-anything but suicide..
Vik-Tu chod.. chod de priya ko.. Tujh se kuch nahi hoga.. Tu na ek no. ka useless hai.. Wo rajat usse dekh.. wo priya ke liye iss paani main sachi main khud jaata.. tujh se toh acting bhi nahi hoti hai..😡{he said in a angry- sarcastic tone}
Ram-okay.. okay.. fine.. so wats the plan again ?
Vik-listen bada simple hai.. i will explain..
Aaj since Rajat isnt there,so neha is gonna pick up priya.. maine sab pata kar liya hain.. so I n neha have planned your fake suicide.. Main abhi neha ko call karunga aur bolunga ki wo priya se kahe ki Tu suicide kar raha hai...
Ram-wait.. priya nahi poochegi ki tumhe kisne kaha ? aur haan tu neha ko phone kyu karegaa ? priya is not that dumb..
Vik-I know.. magar main bhi smart hun..
Ram-really ? {he said sarcastically}
Vik-Ram its simple.. You are the one having girl problems and not me.
Ram-U dont have a girl only..
Vik-exactly !!! whose smart now ???😆 {he said with a grin}
Ram-You.. {he said disappointingly}
Vik-hm... See I told neha to keep priya's cellphone with her & tell her that she has to call someone.. so at that time,I will call on priya's cellphone but talk to neha..& tell her abt the suicide.. kyunki if priya lifts the call then wo toh 1000Qs poochegi.. so after that neha will convince priya as I will tell neha ki I m not available @ the moment cause I am stuck in traffic.. So.. You n priya should come n save Ram.. !! Neha will tell all this to priya.. Then priya will naturally panic & she will come here to save you..
Ram-ooohhh... ! Nice... !!!
Vik-haan.. Magar usse tumpe shak nahi hona chahiye !!
Ram-dont worry I am a born actor..
Vik-ahem ahem... we will see that.. so any Qs ?
Ram-so where will neha be?
Vik-uski gadhi lunaavla ke paas karaab hojayegi.. She will tell priya to go alone as fast as she can in order to save her boss from committing suicide...She will come here alone.. Tab tumhara role shuru hoga..
Ram-yeah.. okay okay.. kya Master plan hain boss... I owe you bro !!! Tumhara sir nahi Devil's workshop hain..!! magar how will you know ki I will committ suicide..
Vik-cos tu mujhe text karega aur kahega ki "main priya ke bina nahi rehe sakta hun.. Isiliye bridge ke upar se paani main gir kar suicide kar raha hun.." aur priya ke ghar ke paas waala sir yahi ek bridge hai jo sunsaan hain.. ye sab main sochke neha ko bata dunga..
Ram-arrey agar main tumhe text kar sakta hun toh wo hi main priya ko nahi bej sakta kya ?
Vik-sahi hai lekin I want you to look like a goody to shoes over here.. Tum priya ko aur dukh nahi de sakte issiliye tum usse nahi bata the ho.. !
Ram-tumhe nahi lag raha ki ye kuch zyada hi BT & filmy hain😆
Vik-"Pyaar" itself is so filmy uske saamne sab kuch peeka lagta hain.. ab main neha ko call kar raha hun okay ?
ram nods..
Vik-hii.. neha.. priya ko bolkar yaha par le kar aajao.. sab yaad hain na ?
Neha-haan haan sab yaad hain ? ye fatty ne priya se kya kaha ? poor thing uska mu latka hua hai !!
Vik-wo sab main baad me bata tha hun.. Tu bas use lekar aa jao jaldi .. aur main in bushes ke peech kada honga.. tum wahi par aajana
neha-okay.. priya aa gayi chalo bye..
Scene 32-Neha tells priya about Ram's suicide..
{Near the conventional hall}
Priya-kiska phone tha..?
neha-tumhare boss ke dost ka !! he says ki Ram is going to committ suicide..
priya-kya ??? {she says shocked}
neha-haan he says he is on his way magar he wants us to reach there n save your boss..
Priya-oh god.. magar ram sir suicide kyu kar rahe hain ?
Neha-usne kaha ki tumhara boss tumse bohot pyaar karta hai.. aur tumne naa kehe diya toh..
Priya-Oh no no no..Nagi.. wo aisa kaise kar sakte hain.. hum urgently jaana padega... chalo..jaldi.. we have to save him..
{she n neha ride on neha's moped in a worried & hurried manner}
Scene 33-Ram ready for mission suicide !!
vik-chal chal chal...priya aathi hi hogi.. any minute now.. get ready...
Ram-ready ? kya ready ?
Vik-Ye tu 3 piece suit main suicide karega kya ? ye blazer nikhaal de aur todha sa stotch pee le..
Ram-{removes the blazer} daaru kyu ?
vik-tu poora devdas ban gaya hain ... ye toh dikhana padegana..
Ram-agar main sachi main gir gaya toh ?
Vik-aisa kuch nahi hoga.. Agar aisa hua toh shayad Mumbai main tsunami aajayegi😆 tere girne se 😆
Ram-very funny vikram !! {he says annoyed}
Vik-haha.. I know .. chal tu iss chajje{a higher,elevated cemented grill,found on the either side of the bridge-sorry dont kno the technical name} pe chad jaa..
Ram-kyu...?????? {he says,anxiously}
Vik-natural lagna hai na..
Ram-tere natural ke chakar main,main sachme na gir jaun..{he climbs up.. but wobbles a lil.. later he balances his heavy body..}
Vik-good ! ab ye life jacket pehenle...
Ram-waah mere einstien waah !!! me life jacket pehenke suicide karunga ? priya mujhe tapad maar kar chali jaayegi..
Vik-abbhey mere gadhe.. tu ise andar pehen le.. for safety sake..
Ram-oh..!!
Vik-waah... ! teri baati jali..?
{ram removes his shirt n wears the life jacket n puts his shirt on}
Ram-ye todha tight hai yaar !!!
Vik-accha ? chal abhi hum tailor ke paas jaa kar ise todha loose karva the.. {he said sarcastically} Ram.. just shut up & wear it for some time.. okay ?
Ram-I hate you vikram!!
Vik-I know my love..hehehe.. ab ye le daaru ki botal.. zyaada math peena warna lulak jaayega... !
Ram-as u say boss.. {he takes a sip n pours half of it in the water to make it look like ram is drunk}
Vik-good .. all the best.. main bush ke peeche jaa raha hun..
Ram-yaar abhi kya vikram.. ? todhi der hold nahi kar sakta kya ?
Vik-{angry}Grr... main susu karne nahi jaa raha hun.. idiot main chupne jaa raha hun.. ye le tera microphone.. Isski madat se i n neha can listen to ur convo.. So that u dont screw up this time atleast...!!
Ram-{wears the microphone come bluetooth in his ear} okay..
Vik-tum wahi kahoge jo hum kahenge okay ?
Ram-yes !!! ab jaa.. wo aati hi hogi..
Vik-haan.. dont screw this Ram !! {he says n hides behind the bushes}
Scene 34- Priya comes to save Ram..
{Neha as per the plan stops the moped near lunavla & lies to priya about it needing repairy }
Priya,worried n panicking runs towards the lunaavla bridge & sees Ram standing on the chajja with a half bottle of daaru.. she thinks that ram is drunk & screams in anxiety to stop Ram from jumping }
Priya-Mr.KAPOOR...!!! rukhiye...Khudiye mat.. ruko...
Ram-{sees priya}{says to himself} Main kaha jaa raha hun ? main koi train hun kya ki ruko ruko chilla rahi hai ye.. Ladkiyan bhi na bilkul pagal hoti hai... chal ram wo aaagayi shuru ho jaa..
NAHI.. PRIYA NAHI..{he screams looking @ her} Mujhe mar jaane do.. Main kya karunga zinda rehe kar ?
Vik-{on the bluetooth}-kitni overacting kar raha hai ram.. be natural..
Ram-shut up vikram{he whispers in the BT{Bluetooth}}
Priya-{running towards ram} Sir suniye... dont jump..{she comes close to ram}
Ram-aagayi{he thinks in his mind}
Meanwhile Neha scretly sneaks in thruogh the bushes n comes near Vikram..
Neha-Hii{she whispers}
Vik-Hii.. ye pehen lo.. aur suno..! n thanks yaar..!
Neha-anything for fatty..
Vik-Aur main..? {he asks flirting}
Neha-tum bhi..😉{she winks}
Vik stares @ neha..n lowers his gaze as soon as she turns towards him..
Neha-kya hua ?
Vik-kuch nahi..{he focuses on the BT to listen to whats happening}
Priya-Aap aisa kyu kar rahe hain..? main aapko marne nahi dungi..
Ram-nahi priya nahi... ! main aur nahi jee sakta iss bhoj ke saat?
{behind the bushes,over the BT}
Neha-what bhoj ?
Vik-Ram is fat na so {he guestures the huge stomach} So bhoj..
Neha-hahaha.. vikram..{she hits him on the back}
Priya-nahi.. Itni si baat ke liye aap suicide kyu kar rahe hai ?
Ram-Itni si baat,priye.. {he raises his voice} Itni si baat.. Tumne hamare pyaar ko mere wishwaas to tokar maar di .. aur tumhe ye itni si baat lagti hain..?
{behind the bushes,over the BT}
Neha-priye ? did he just say priye ?
vik-ye ram pagal ho chuka hai..! kuch zyaada hi character ke andar jaa raha hain..
Neha-lolz.. Ye toh kisi soap me female lead ka dialogue lagta hain..
Vik-hahahaha😆
ram-{whispers on BT} shut up u both...!!
Vikram signalls neha to keep quite..!
I m sorry to cut you here but this went too long so will be continued ASAP.. Please tell me if this had any flaws.. I dont want it to look like a blooper filled ekta show.. Please comment...!! Thank you.. Missing file to be given in the next episode.. so... Stay tuned...😃
Edited by Pinky.Raya - 13 years ago
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