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Heya guys !! This post is not to offend Ekta kapoor or her "FANS"... !! This is only a fun way of telling u guys how wonderful Ekta actually is ! Confused ?š Dont be !! After reading this post I m sure u guys will say "Ekta matha ki jai ho!" ... This is sum sort of revenge that i m taking on her for making me suffer thru all her shows that i have ever watched !! Right from kyunki till BALH N parichay she has succesful becum the Queen BEE of Indian Tellywood !! so here goes my sarcstic tribute to the Great Ekta Matha !!!
Jai ho !!! Jai ho !! Mere pyaar bakth jano,aapka tehe dilse swaagath hai Sri Ekta Matha ki chowki par !! Hamari Ekta matha ke charche har din TV aur newspapero me hote rehete hai... !! Ye toh aap sabhi jante hai ki unki leela aparam paar hai !! Unki wajese aaj TV channels ke producers beeg maangthe phir rahe hai.. !! wo apne CVs ko apne pyaarse kuthe ki tara paal thi hai.. jinka apna koi dimaag hi nahi hota !!š Unki chamatkaari shaktiyon ke kya kehene ? wo kisika bhi 5 ya 6 baar vivah karwa sakti hai.. jaise hamare pyaare ANURAG BASU {KZK} ka karwaya tha.. !! wo kisiki bhi shaadi kisi se bhi karwa sakti hai ... jahe budha ho yaa jawaan agar wo ekta matha hi sharan me aa gaye toh unhe ladki zaroor mil jayegi,... wo bhi female lead(prerana getting married to bajaj)
Aur contract marriage ka avishkaar tv pur me EKta matha ne hi toh kiya tha(Nimmo n kunal)
aur matha ke PLASTIC SURGERY ke kya kehene.. ?! Aadmi agar motha ho toh unke plastic surgery ke baat wo insaan patla aur beautiful bhi lagne lagta hai... face ke saat saat body bhi change ho jathi hai..(anurag to pratham mittal n tulsi{smiti) to tulsi2{gautami} ) to boliye ekta matha ki jai !!!
Aur aur suniye... wo shaadiyon se zyada divorce me wishwaas karti hai... chahe jitni baar bhi divorce ho lekin phir bhi male aur female lead ek durse ke saat hi rehte hai (anu-pre,jay-bani,anu-tani...so on)
aur unke saare serial lo me leap lena zaroori hota hai taaki audience pakh jaaye aur usse dekna band karde !! aur leap ke baad bacche bade ho jathe hai... hero ki 10-15 baar shaadi ho chuki hothi hai.. aur do teen baar mar bhi chuka hota hai... bolo ekta matha ki jai !!!
Unke show ke leads ko JAIL me saadna compulsory hota hai... chahe wo buisness tycoon ki wife hi kyu na ho yaa phir lawyer hi kyu na ho (siddhi,kunal,priya,parvati,anurag,prerna... so on)
aur matha ki ek khaas chamatkari shakti hai... wo kisi ko bhi kabhi bhi zinda kar sakti hai... aur kabhi bhi kisiko ko bhi maar sakti hai,... !! wo apne bakt jaano ko kabhi bhi kush nahi dekh sakti hai !! š” unke darshan zaroor kijiye aur mere sang gaayiye -
Jai bolo jai ekta matha ki jai.. !!
kabhi koi jail me,kabhi koi bail pe..
kabhi bhi kisiko bhi jaan de sakti hai...
tum jai bolo jai ekta matha ki jai !!!
Guys leave ur precious comments n yea hit the if u hate ekta !!
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