*.HBD Kankshita(thegameison).* Just A Potion Of Decduction Away||

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K: Now let's see a disillusionment charm? Will it even be effective seeing the general vogue of minds these days?

Inner Aura: You are losing your touch K , use an anti-ignorance charm, that's a chaos even the golden trio had never achieved to create.

K: What about a selfless charm?There's a chart of pinterest about it. Lemme pin it for reference.

IA: You are not a witch in a marvels movie you withering idiot. That's why I warn you to not take public transportation, it contaminates your vibes and you start spurting nonsense. Dimwit becomes you.

K: You do know me so well we could make our own game of thrones...Oh how i wished for a better subconscious.


*Dressed in all black skinny jeans and tee, boots with mile high heels adding up with a shocker yellow bomber jacket that had too many moons and stones and charms hanging to be nothing less than the whole galaxy. It could be that or the double takes can also be owed to the changing positions and colours of all that adorned K...and lets not forget the cartwheel hat*


IA: I'm not your subconscious!!!! Get of this bus right now, you are one insult away from starting a war and I am being generous.

K: Ok "inner aura"


*The messages on WA "witchy not bitchy" group are getting typed while K keeps a hand firmly around her niffler, inside the bag that and keep the illusionment of holding the phone going...She had enough with people not respecting her privacy. Why look her way when you know weird stuff is going on?*


Inner Aura: And are you a witch or what?! You don't wish, you make a bloody good potion to get the likes of me. Bloody exceptional one.

K: I was out of coffee. I knew I missed an ingredient but I just couldn't---

IA: What? You mean to say what? You missed a vital one and I'm a failed result?

K: Blimey! No. You are not even a result. You are a hypothesis.

IA: The one that pertains all your theories of happy times. I would have never imagined a graffiti sigil could work sooo good.

K: The butterflies had fun gathering at one place I agree...Bonds strengthen by magic.

IA: Bonds don't get strengthened by magic K...Magic gets stronger. And yours is getting kinda as big as a troll, so... let's get off and discuss a bit of this thing I caught from the...

K: 🤔

IA: Net.

K: You are too old fashioned. It's fine.

IA: Till no one knows back at school.

K: Ok niffler is tickling me, let's get up and off.

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IA: Why does the bag seems to--

K: What?😲

IA: Looks like its about to spurt fire? Your bag's angry?

K: It's just...my baby dragon. I placed a transfiguration charm.

IA: 🤓So crocodile leather.🤔

K: Explains the scales to muggles.

And for some brain food, Hogwarts provided brains for a lot of stuff you are trying to hide from me but you use. I.Am.A.Witch. remember?

IA: Like...?!

K: Well, the highspeed blenders...You are the not the only one to use it for mixing potions in the cauldron. And hey, blow dryers range is for hair? No ma'am , dragons egg may need a bit of a punch from the above.

IA: ...


*K gets up and with a psychopath repellent charm around, starts walking towards the exist doors...her heels adjusting height with every bump*

K: Buzzfeed, the accuracy.

Inner aura: Legilimency?


K: And how ----

*The bus stops and K steps down, changes the signal to red, causes a bit traffic. Where else will people realize that there are stuff around them that are actually...other humans like them...and crosses the street*

----do you think kindle got into existence.


IA: ...How?

K: Say a certain Mrs.Weasley, nee Granger had a hand and a wand in it.

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Posted: 8 years ago
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IA: So who's running the world? 😲Grindlewald's illegimate son?😲😲

K: Got news on that?

IA: The ministry thinks that someone is just messing up, like did you see that play, maybe it's a not so creative prank lifted right of the cursed child. The wizards from beyond are thinking to start a monster under the bed of all those people involved in that play... btw. That all Slytherin's are offering to create a starter pack.😃👏

K: Mine isn't talking to me. He thinks monster inc. is real and insists I find him a job there so he gets to quit the "monster Mayfair"

IA: Haven't found a way to get that sorted?



*A ping sounds and a message to attend a spell relay at night is on offer. Last time the cops had almost broken the relay, but the neighborhood WiFi passwords were so easy to crack, so helpful in apparition.*

K: No...I was so angry, all the rock music around the world turned 1000 decibels high. Got a warning. And when I threw it, this pretty lil grotesque purple furry hand peaks out with the note ...torn into a legit heartshape.

IA: Aw!!!!!!

K: So I'm thinking to work on a matrices charm, got this guy from the department of tumblr, he says he has gotten around it.

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IA: I wonder why no one ever busted tumblr.

K: Everyone's a witch or wizard there. The people who made it from the people who use it. Plus muggles try and be us there so hardly ever anyone's gonna freak out if you exchange ideas on space mermaids and their hands in global warming. Or the obscurials that left earth only to be called black holes. I'm opposing this again at the meet. They deserve to have an aesthetic name.


*At the lane turn, into the tiny the shade of buildings and apparition is at work. Do muggles ever notice ? Irrespective that K's whole self is merged with the background. The chameleon charm it is*


Oh! Sweet home.

*large space, white in colour, every wall adorn with stellar. Cozy low bed and 1000 of pillows, the neighbourhood cats transfigured into Pygmy puff, yellow. Clothes hung by air and buns baked in sun, the refrigerator is full all that with the mother's sigil fun. Fairy lights just sweep around, coz the fairies need to keep charged for light bound. The cups and plates swirl with patterns and the smell of rain is an everlasting enchantment. A bit of paint splattered everywhere and the unfinished stories---*

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K: What just happened here?!!!!!!!!!!!😲

IA: Seems like the summoning the pen charm backfired.

K: Yes but...These look like...all the pens, ever made. All over the world. That couldn't just happen without an intervention!!! Someone disturbed my pet siren.

K: Frenzy? Come out and tell me what happened?!



FRENZY: Frenzy won't but Frenzy will tell you that when Frenzy was luring all the pens to come here and serve your stories, Thunderbird sensed danger and HE came!!! So wounded around his methods of deducting the natural progress towards breaking in that Frenzy was sure he'll pass through the hexes.


K: Well he did pass through the starbucks one. The angry confetti one held him out. Who was he frenzy?


IA: I'd like to take over. As i was saying, about the news. Your actions have caused a riot of unexplained situations and at last people have noticed it so there's a bit of national emergency going on.

K: What kind could my actual love cookies, glitter rain, correcting your plot pens and a bit of trust yourself brew tea cause?


IA: The Scotland Yard and MI6 kind. And they have a consulting detective.


K: A what?!

IA: Well he's kinda the only one in the world.

K: Coz there's no such thing.

IA: See idk, OK. His name is Sherlock Holmes, he's a genius in neo noir, got hair like a swirling mug of butterbeer, only that they are black. Obsessed with details, the deepest kind, notices the bass in a background song played four streets away, kind of tunneling the neurons around...



K: Basically the new dark lord.🥱

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IA: Hey! He got a friend. A real one. Short, cute, smells like butterscotch. Any shorter he could be a hobbit. But equally cute.☺️

K: Really? Like the nagging duo of supernaturals?

IA: Lets say Lucifer and Mephastophilis shall we.

K: Im sure that sounded differently in your head, but please never say that again. These are muggles, their being is limited. Coz as to why will they be looking for a normal, going by HER job everyday witch.


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IA: I don't know. Maybe the witch part plays a lil role.

K: The last thing I did was make the no waste tear potion for the neighbourhood grandmoms. They give us free pizzas we owe them that.

IA: Those onions got around, people had doubts, scientists got called. They think its some extra terrestrial invasion.

K:Only this dude just tried to break into the supposed coven of the new E.Ts?🤣


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FRENZY: Frenzy would like to intervene, my dear, he was not rude nor was proud, he was all charm and calm as----

K: OK frenzy, sirens sing to slay. You sound like a fangirl!

FRENZY: He was just appreciating everything in here, as if he could look through the barriers of the filigreed waves of magic.

K: He couldn't.

IA: Now we don't---

K: OK he wants to get in, have a chat, have a look. He will. But when I will summon him.

And trespassing is inadequate, a lesson for the mistake in order. And while I do that can you aura, update my ask the runes and boast the beasts apps. I need unhindered flow.

IA: I think if you do give a chance, you can be friends with him.

K: I don't know how.much you got about my situation from the net but you are a library about him. And don't worry a purple haired, blue faced friend was always a future seen.


*With that comes out the candles of purpose in pink

and the sage for a drama to be inked,

and created as a punishment;scorn,

for those who don't follow the moral code of leaving a witch alone.*

John Watson: Do you mean it's called the baker's street because they run an underground cupcake civilization? That's a lil girl's fantasy and she's wearing pink when she does that. Like I keep reminding you---

Sherlock: That Sherlock is a girl's name; John you need to have more affirmative in a quasi insult.

JW: I meant it.

S: Say that to an actual lil girl in pink, shes gonna think you are a genie. The one she could pocket.

JW: But you think they are magicians.

S: Wizards to be precise and quite great ones to stand corrected.

JW: Absurd and a tale spun from a foggy a brain. What are you having now. Shrooms from illusions?

S: Being ignorant is as easy as thinking you can decide the course of your life but John, you die at a appoint in that.


JW: ...


S: Its not you, its everybody. Now someone forgets a water bottle and the other person, who in actuality didn't had the right to drink from it--

JW: Out of thirst--

S: --because the fear of unknown is highly associated with such mundanely dangerous stuff ; gets a wakefulness thats not tiring him.


JW: Drugs

S: Or a night owl potion brewed way strongly. With a fire. One from a dragons snout.

Returns a library book on astrology and doodles jupiter's moons.


JW: Not that witch like now, maybe she read them and--


S: All 67 with their astronomical positions. The whole book is a chart that can summon an Egyptian Mummy to do cores.

The wand pencil.


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JW: Easily inspired from Harry Potter


S: Is actually a wand that is completing all homework of that kid so that it gets thrown away and can reach its true master. Oh! John stop being so dense, you'll be hard to find in night!!!! All this indicates towards one thing.


JW: That Harry Potter is real?


S: Of course. You have no sense of looking through do you. In fact, the little details are by far the most important. Contradistinction John. Why would a woman, whose a writer they say, out of no where ends up writing not just a story but a whole world, with different languages, architecture, names and for gods sake schools!! Author and Reality is not the best symbiosis.


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JW: Why would she Sherlock enlighten me please.🥱


S: Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring! She'll do it for retribution because she didn't get her letter at 11! But she's not bitter, she's intelligent and through the books she lets THEM know that she may not have magic but she can create it, enchant the muggles, make them yearn for what she once yearned. She parted her desperation and turned hers in to world domination. The kind of crowd that comes around for harry potter, that kind my dear John can march to the palace and usurp the queen for her.

Edited by 18shabbo - 8 years ago
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S: But what we have is real, breathing, got her letter and did the school proud, kindred soul, must bake banana bread with anti-desperent potion for the community kids, engraved evil warding talismans around any tree she finds in her way, lets the dogs know that they are so loved they have developed the attitude of a speaker.

JW: Thats ...passionate.👏


S: No John, this is fun. The game my friend is on! Lets go.


JW: Where?


S: 22BB


JW: Why are you obsessed with our neighbours? I thought we were to look for---

she's our neighbour. I ate those banana breads.


S: Quite an improvement in the department of catching up.😃


IA: OK that is an impressive mind palace K what you gonna do about it?

K: Trap him in it.

IA: Maybe he is used to unicorns having a wild party while the pixies brew meth in lavenders.

K: But he isn't used to nundu and erumpet running for his affections when the love potion start working.


IA: I'd say we should get it done by now coz i also forgot to say, they are just a wall away.


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*Knock*


S: Im sure our presence is most desired.

K: Im sure its also the most suited for un lawful experiments



*K rises from the floor, almost floating towards the door--*

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Appy: Now I know its your birthday and you expect to have a "mind" blowing party there but now wake up coz the rats think my stomach is the US. Everyones' running in all directions!!!!!!


K: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPENED?!

*K looks around only to collide with the usual faces of her friends, all looking too expectant for her wakefulness.*

K: Birthday?


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Edited by -Koeli_Appy- - 8 years ago
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Posted: 8 years ago
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^From Appy



-Koeli_Appy-
Never getting sorted in Hogwarts

18shabbo
Lets...just..leave it there.


PS: Thank you .Avengers. for your cameo.
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Posted: 8 years ago
#6
Aisa waisa cameo nahi one and only 😎

Happy birthday K. Aap ati nahi humare ghar aur humein maloom nahi apka address😆 hope you had an amazing day with detective in funny hat and bus. 🤗
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Happy birthday! Stay blessed. :D
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Posted: 8 years ago
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HAPPY BIRRRTHDAY, K! 🤗


PS This thread is epic, guys!
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Happy Birthday K.
Enjoy ur special day!
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Happy Wala Birthday Kanks..🥳
Congratulations..tumhari zindagi ka ek saal kam hogaya..

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