K: Now let's see a disillusionment charm? Will it even be effective seeing the general vogue of minds these days?
Inner Aura: You are losing your touch K , use an anti-ignorance charm, that's a chaos even the golden trio had never achieved to create.
K: What about a selfless charm?There's a chart of pinterest about it. Lemme pin it for reference.
IA: You are not a witch in a marvels movie you withering idiot. That's why I warn you to not take public transportation, it contaminates your vibes and you start spurting nonsense. Dimwit becomes you.
K: You do know me so well we could make our own game of thrones...Oh how i wished for a better subconscious.
*Dressed in all black skinny jeans and tee, boots with mile high heels adding up with a shocker yellow bomber jacket that had too many moons and stones and charms hanging to be nothing less than the whole galaxy. It could be that or the double takes can also be owed to the changing positions and colours of all that adorned K...and lets not forget the cartwheel hat*
IA: I'm not your subconscious!!!! Get of this bus right now, you are one insult away from starting a war and I am being generous.
K: Ok "inner aura"
*The messages on WA "witchy not bitchy" group are getting typed while K keeps a hand firmly around her niffler, inside the bag that and keep the illusionment of holding the phone going...She had enough with people not respecting her privacy. Why look her way when you know weird stuff is going on?*
Inner Aura: And are you a witch or what?! You don't wish, you make a bloody good potion to get the likes of me. Bloody exceptional one.
K: I was out of coffee. I knew I missed an ingredient but I just couldn't---
IA: What? You mean to say what? You missed a vital one and I'm a failed result?
K: Blimey! No. You are not even a result. You are a hypothesis.
IA: The one that pertains all your theories of happy times. I would have never imagined a graffiti sigil could work sooo good.
K: The butterflies had fun gathering at one place I agree...Bonds strengthen by magic.
IA: Bonds don't get strengthened by magic K...Magic gets stronger. And yours is getting kinda as big as a troll, so... let's get off and discuss a bit of this thing I caught from the...
K: 🤔
IA: Net.
K: You are too old fashioned. It's fine.
IA: Till no one knows back at school.
K: Ok niffler is tickling me, let's get up and off.
IA: Why does the bag seems to--
K: What?😲
IA: Looks like its about to spurt fire? Your bag's angry?
K: It's just...my baby dragon. I placed a transfiguration charm.
IA: 🤓So crocodile leather.🤔
K: Explains the scales to muggles.
And for some brain food, Hogwarts provided brains for a lot of stuff you are trying to hide from me but you use. I.Am.A.Witch. remember?
IA: Like...?!
K: Well, the highspeed blenders...You are the not the only one to use it for mixing potions in the cauldron. And hey, blow dryers range is for hair? No ma'am , dragons egg may need a bit of a punch from the above.
IA: ...
*K gets up and with a psychopath repellent charm around, starts walking towards the exist doors...her heels adjusting height with every bump*
K: Buzzfeed, the accuracy.
Inner aura: Legilimency?
K: And how ----
*The bus stops and K steps down, changes the signal to red, causes a bit traffic. Where else will people realize that there are stuff around them that are actually...other humans like them...and crosses the street*
----do you think kindle got into existence.
IA: ...How?
K: Say a certain Mrs.Weasley, nee Granger had a hand and a wand in it.