haan, at last woh ho gaya jiska mujhe tha intezar...i have gone madđ˛âď¸
go ahead in the os...its light hearted like my mood now a days...no romantic or funny or sentiđłđ
6th may, 1987 st. merry hospital, mumbai
''aww look at those two cute infants!!!'' exclaimed the nurse through glass door. the fellow nurse with her nodded, watching the both kids with goo goo eyes and a smile in her lips.
the infants, precisely a boy and a girl, were kept inside the room facing each other. the boy was smiling, while the girl was looking around, finding her mom.the girl's eyes met the boy's, and he winked at her.
''oh my...kya huya?'' with that the two nurse ran inside the room as the heard the girl child's high pitch crying. one nurse picked her up, and together they tried to calm her down. the girl was full teary eyed, and looking at the boy child with anger and tears in eyes.
god shook his head the both of them, and the boy child find him doing that. he said through his mind voice and eyes, ''maine kya kiya?''
4 years later, in a supermarket.
a small cute looking girl was roaming in a mall, looking out for favorite candy. her mom was little far from her, talking in phone and buying grossery.
she looked here and there, trying to find her favorite chocolate. even the uncle of store said the special milky nestle chocolate is not available now. she was ready to burst in tears.
a boy, almost similar in age, ran beside her in skates, and the girl saw the last nestle milky bar was in his hand. the boy stopped facing her, and saw she was looking in puppy face to his chocolate bar. he smirked, and then took a bite, to lure her more.
her lips pressed into thin line, tears coming any moment now. the boy smirked, and then winked.
''mummmaaa...''
the girl's mom stopped talking and saw her princess coming toward her, crying hysterically. she picked her up in arms and both walked away.
the boy's mom came to him, then looked at the girl going away from him crying. she narrowed her eyes, and hold his ear, twisting it.
''ouchhh...mom, maine kya kiya?" the boy said in anger and hurt.
st johns school, std 5, section A, 5 years later
teacher was yet to enter the class, and all students literally changed the classroom into fish market, all of them were yelling, some were talking in high pitch tone, some were beating each other, some were pulling each others hair.
in between all this menace, a girl was quietly doing her homework, not paying heed to any of this. a boy, who was till now busy with other boys to show off his collection of Ben10 stickers, saw her and smirked. quickly taking out his note book and a pen, he wrote something and tore the paper, then made it a ball and throw it to her.
the ball hit her back, and she come out of her study land. she saw some paper ball was lying beside her feet, and picked it up. she read the lines.
''you are such a bore, chasmish, always studying and studying...you become topper every year. please be my girl friend, so that you can do all my home works and i will be free to play foot ball for more time.
AR"
the girl's eyes went wide with shock, and she snapped her head toward him. the girl grinned widely and winked at her.
at the same time madam entered class and all went quiet. the girl turned to madam with full tears in eyes, and cried in top pitch voice, ''MADAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''
the madam came running toward her, trying to calm her down. she show her the paper, and she glared at the boy murderously.
god again shook his head at this from heaven, and the boy felt him doing so. he looked up, and said, ''what? maine kya kiya?''
10 years later, st johns college, science stream
it was the freshers day of college. a girl was walking toward the locker room, so that she can take her car keys and head toward parking lot, she forgot about it when hurrying for party.
she was near her locker, and about to close it, when she saw a shiny card was there, with a white rose, a milky nestle bar, and a small box wrapped in a gift wrapper.
she tear the chocolate's packing and had a large bite, then she read the card, at the same time unwrapping the gift box. there was a small idol...a idol of evil! with 2 red horns in head, smirking evilly.
''buhhahhaa!!!''
her heart beat raised and she snapped toward the voice, only to find...HIM!
''how was the gift, baby?'' the guy said in play boy tone. the girl glared.
''bekar...wahiyat...ghatiya!'' she answered. the guy looked at her i-dont-believe-it way.
''oh please...any girl wll love them.'' he said in arrogant voice. she narrowed her eyes and took out the card, the gift and the flower.
''this is a card you give a girl? 'i know i am too good for you, but you are not so bad yourself. there are not many girl worthy to be mine GF, so you become my GF. i know i am doing a great favour, but hey, mera dil hain bohot bada.'' she quoted his own written lines from the card. he smirked evilly.
''so what?'' he asked, smirking like i-know-u-cant-resist- me way. she threw away the card on his face.
''go away, and give this card to the bimbos out there, samjhey ya samjhaoon?'' she yelled and about to move, when he hold her wrist and pinned her to the locker.
''what the hell? leave me.'' she yelled. the guy rolled his eyes and placed his hand on her mouth, to shut her up. her eyes widen at this.
''will you stop shouting? agar kisine sun liye to sochega i am raping you or something...aur ye kya humesha chapar chapar...kabhi bore nahi hoti apne continuous bakwas se?'' he asked seriously, and she glared at him. he glared back.
''pata hain kitna bada ehsan kar raha hoon tumpe? i am actually approaching you, from all of other girl, to be my GF!!! pata hain kitni mehnat kagi woh card chocolates and gift lane mein? aur kitni mehnat lagi to keep them in your locker? stupid girl...samajhti nahi kuch.''
her eyes soften at this words, and he removed his hand from her mouth. he created little distance between them, and looked away.
''arjun...'' she said in seductive voice. he looked at her with puppy eyes.
''GO TO HELL YOU IDIOT!!!!!''
and with that, she ran away from him. he looked at her, and then about to pull his own hair in frustration.
''why god why? humesha mere saath hi aisa kyu hota hain? ab maina kya kiya?????'' he shouted at god.
god shook his head at this mad guy in earth...really god, were you drunk when you created him?
6 years later, a wedding of common friend, jaipur, rajasthan
''what the hell are you doing? leave my hand dammit!'' she hissed at him, while the other guy was busy dragging her. they were now in the backyard of rathore mansion.
''what nonsense?'' with that, she turned to go away, but he stopped her, by holding her wrist. she looked at his face in anger.
''let me say something...'' the guy tried to ask, but was cut by her voice.
''why you always do something that piss me off??? its a good day, please dont ruin it by some of your stupid stunt. i am in a very good mood, and please, i beg you dont ruin it...i know you are a jerk and you cant help it but...mmm''
as she was blabbering on and on, the only way to shut her up was...sealing her mouth of course. and there are many ways to do this...for example like the guy is now doing, sealing her lips with his lips, aka kissing her.
her eyes widen at this, and it took full 47 seconds to realise. she pushed him away.
''what the f**k?'' the girl yelled. the guy just wiped her lips, face frustrated. of course, half kiss is not good for health and mind.
'' you will never hear me out , will you? so i had to shut you up.'' he said like a defination. she was like...reak him each and every bones right now.
''you monster!!!! you jerk!!!! you...you...ugly head!!!! douchebag!!!!! you kissed me???? how dare you??? you just ruined my first kiss!!!!! you...you...'' she was finding new words to curse him. he rolled his eyes.
''i had to shut you up.''
''so this was the way you shut up everyone?''
''what do you mean by that? you mean i kiss everyone?''
''i dint mean that, you are saying it.''
''you are indirectly saying i am bisexual???''
''eww...you are such a dirty person.''
''how dare you to say something like that?''
''you are saying it yourself.''
''what is suppose to mean by that?''
''that mean you are agreeing that you are bisexual!''
''what??? nooo...no effing way!!!''
''dont curse! you have no manner! cursing in front of a girl!''
''oh just shut up!''
and again another kiss...and this time girl realised it after 96 seconds. she pushed him...and BAM! a solid thappar in cheek.
''you slapped me? how dare you???''
''how dare you to kiss me again?''
''slap and kiss...difference madam!''
''you assaulted me!''
''you too!''
''what?? how i assaulted you? i am a girl how can i?''
'' you hurt me, thats how u assaulted me!''
''you are a pea head!''
''you assaulted my brain! hawww...''
''oh shut up!''
''this is my dialogue!''
''you are such a jerk!''
''tell me something i dont know yet!''
as the fighting was going on and on, god took another bottle of vodka and get himself drunk completely. the back ground music was
"GOD !!!!!!! MAINE KYA KIYA??????""
god shook his head in disbelieve and banged his own head into heaven's wall, and said to himself, ''tera kuch nahi ho sakta beta.''
if you find it wahiyat and ghatiya...to mera dialogue hoga "maine kuch nahi kiya"đł
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