pehli baar emoticon use kar rahi hoon...😳
chotu ka swayambar
chotu, dressed like a jahapanah, was descending through the stairs of his big haveli, eyeing his servants with a look of arrogance.
sam (servant no.1) aa gaya😡
arj (servant no2) haan...dekho kaise bhao kha raha hain..jaise kisi state ka CM !
shr (secretary cum servant no. 3) well, woh iss ghar ka maalik hain.
chotu saw the servants chatting to themselves. he barked
oye, kamino...koi kaam dhandha nahi hain kya? secretary...mere swayambar ka kya hua?
shr- yes sir...sab taiyyar hain. ladkiyan paas ke room mein apka intezar kar rahi hain.
cht- unhe ek ek kar ke bhejo...aur suno servant no. 1 and 2, mere liye 5 litre juice aur 20 burgers leke aao, samjhey ya samjhaoon?
arj - isski to main...😡
sam- relax...chal maza dekhte hain
first girl - aisha
cho- hello beautiful.
ais- beautiful? beautiful hogi teri maa!😡
cho- what the????😲
ais- abbe, sun..ye bata tu mujhse shadi karega? teri itni himmat? pata hain main kaun hoon? mera baap kaun hain?
cho- kk...kaun hain tumhara baap?
ais- laden.😆
cho-kya?????????
ais- mohammad laden kapoor
cho- kya??? ye kaisa ajeeb naam hain!
ais- chor...ye bata...tu kamata kitna hain? aur kitna mota kyu hain tu? gym join kar...male sonakshi!
cho-woh main...
ais-chor ye sab...ye bata ye ghar to mast hain...par tu ghar jamaai bn ke rahega?
cho-kya?
ais- aur kya? main apna ghar chorke nahi ane wali...sun, kisi ke saath tera setting hain kya?
cho-kya?
ais- sunai nahi deta? abbe behre...maine kahan (in loud voice) KI TERA KISI LADKI KE SAATH CHAKKAR TO NAHI????😆😆
cho-nahi nahi...bilkul nahi.
ais-ohh, main samjhi...tu g*y hain!
cho-nahi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! main straight hoon.
ais-lagta to nahi...acha chor...par ye jaan le, mera ab tak 49 setting reh chuka hain, aur tu no. 50 hain .
cho-kya???
ais-yep...50 shades of ch...abbe sun! tera naam kitna bekar hain...chotu kisne rakha tera naam?tera naam to godjila gorila elephant patil hona chaihiye tha!
cho-bohot ho chuka!
he called for his servants, and trio took her away. before going, she cursed him left right and centre🤢🤢
next girl liza
cho- namaste
liz- yo dude whats up?⭐️
cho - ho gaya kalyan...meri english to...(he called) secretary!!!!
shree comes as translator.
cho- aapka naam
shr- whats ur name, uglihead?😆
liz-excuse me?
shr-well no fault of mine...translating only😉
liz- liza
cho-bada pyara naam hain (flashing his tooth)
shr-i hd never heard such name! so useless!
cho-ap karti kya ho?
shr-what do u do at night?
liz-excuse me???
shr-to cho- woh kuch nahi karti
cho- acha hain acha hain (like nana patekar) housewife banegi
shr to liz- well, u looks like housewife material...ugly dresses and dumbo nature
liz-excuse me????
cho- aap rehti kahan ho?
shr- where do u live at night? ur house or other place?
liz-idiot!😡
shr to cho- foreign
cho-shaadi ke baad kya plan hain? naukri ya ghar sambhalogi?
shr - will u like to have experience before marriage?
liza get up from her place and slapped chotu across face, cursed ass**le, and left. chotu was speechless and stared blankly at shree, who shrugged and said, ''videshi chokri!"😆🥱
next girl...her name start with S end with I
s- namaste uncle
cho-uncle!!!!
s-mujhe laga direct ladke de baat karungi...ab parents ke saath bhi baat krni padegi?
Cho-oye ladki, main hi hoon dulha!
s-omg!!!!! Oops sorry uncle wale dulha ! LOL
cho- ab ye lol kya hain?
s-omg! Apko lol kamatlab nahi pata?
Cho-ab ye omg kya hain???
s-hey bhagwan!!! Bohot kuch sikhana padega.
Cho-ye sab chodo...apne bare mein kuch batao.
S (in chirpy voice) – main abhi journalism par rahi hoon, rehti hoon mumbai mein, ghar mein 10 bhai 17 behen 5 maa 1 baap hain.
Cho- ek minute ek minute...5 maa aur 1 baap?😲😲😲
s- ye ek bohot hi dukh bhari dastan hain...
cho-sunao (in drooling tone...he is actually smitten by her "pretty face")
s- mere baba ki 5 biwiyan thi.
Cho-ye to male draupadi ka chakkar hain! Tumhare baba to bade kismat wale hain!
S (flashing her toothy smile) – iss wajeh se hi to ye ravan ki sena ko paida kar paye.
Cho (muttering to himself)- kya capacity hain paida karne ki...aai sappat!
s- fikar mat karo...tumhare bhi honge (holding his hand. Chotu was stunned by this "gesture")
cho- mmmain...wwwaisa ladka nnnhia hoon.
S (leaving his hand once) –kya matlab hain tumhara?
Cho- shadi se pehle...
s- uff duffer!!!! Main shadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hoon.
Cho-to tum mujhse shadi karogi?
s- (muttering to herself) aisa item to duniya dhoondne pe bhi nahi milega.
Cho-kuch kahan tumne?
s- jab maine tumko pehli baar dekha, tab hi tum mujhe pasand aa gaye.
Cho-me too.
s- tumhari button jaisi ankhen...meri dil ko chhooo gayi.
Cho-meri bhi
s- tumhare bakri jaisi voice...uff how manly!
Cho- same as earlier
s-tumhare ye adaye...hay main mar java! Ye tumhare rakshash jaise khane ka andaaz...wah wah!
Cho- do
s- tumhara ye handsome look...uff! tumhare samne to nana patekar bhi fail hain!😆😆
Cho- woh mere favorite hero hain!
s- tumhara ye ucha lamba kad! Bilkul male dayan lagte ho!
Cho- aur tum meri lady dayan!
s- (muttering to herself) kamina sala!
Cho- (muttering to himself)- ye to mujhpe puri tarha lattoo hain. Mujhe der nahi krni chahiye.
He bend on his knees, and hold her hand. S was speechless.
Cho- kya tum mujhse shadi karke iss ghar mein aoogi, aur mere saath 5 litre juice aur 20 burger share karogi? Kya tum mere liye roz subah uthke protein shake banaogi? Kya tum mere liye har roz dher sare mooli ke parathe aur biriyani banaogi? Kya tum mere saath ek nayi ravan ki sena banaogi? Hum uska naam rakhenge dayan and dayan co.
S was speechless after hearing such a unique proposal. She then smiled her flashy tooth, and said ''yes!!!!''
And after hearing this all, servant no. 1 sam's eyes actually pop out from socket, and black smoke was coming out from his both ears.
Servant no. 2 arjun went lunatic, running around the house yelling on top his voice "nahi ho sakta!!!! Ye galat hain!!!!"
Servant no. 3 aka secretary shree went unconscious, and woke up after 10 year...when there was already 25 dayan and dayan co. (their kids) and mrs chotu was again pregnant with triplets. Secretary didnt ever recover from that shock!
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Udne Ki Aasha
