funny OS:In a man's bed POSTED PG 3 - Page 2

hilarious start...

Originally posted by: Aisha.Vashishth

NAHIII

ye kya ho gaya hai tujhe liki

bachara chotu

tum toh bechare ki puri tarah baaand bajake hi chodogi

well eager se bhi jyda eagerly wala waiting

update soon

jaldiii

whathe...nahiii 🤣🤣🤣

"ye kya hogaya??????" chotu shrieked.(anarth!😆😆)

"omg!!!!!!!!...hey bhagwaan kaise kaise din dekhne pad rahe hain mujhe...ahhh"chotu cried.(i know...what can be worse than this..😆😆😆 bechara ..kya kare..acche logon ke saath humesha bura hi hota hain..😆)

"isse pehle ki ye utt jaye..main yaha se nikhal jaata hoon" chotu said and got down.(kyun utne ke baad kya karega?🤣🤣)

"hmmm" a voice.😆

"jaanu..."the voise said.🤣(omg!!! i cannot controlll🤣🤣🤣)

Chotu's brows shot up panicked. Chotu started crying.🤣

"jaanu..kaha ho.." the man moved towards the other side of the bed.(dont go there..ur 'jaanu' is not there..🤣🤣🤣)

Chotu went to the other side and wore his clothes and was about to go when someone caught his hand.🤣🤣🤣

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hReqxhtxMpk[/YOUTUBE]

Chotu turned around.🤣🤣

The wind blew throught the curtains🤣.It brushed through them.🤣The sound of the wind excited the man.He kept staring at Chotu...The worLd stopped for him🤣(M SURE CHOTU'S HEARTBEATS STOPPED 🤣🤣🤣).He could hear violins and keyboards in his hears and also his fav song.🤣🤣🤣

Chotu did not hear violins,he heard shrieks of a monster,he heard people crying at his funeral.🤣🤣🤣(Ooo..when is it?😕 m invited?🤣🤣)

Chotu got scared looking at his expression.(itna bada aadhmi daarrr gaya..!🤣🤣🤣 pehle 'pyaar' ka effect hain!🤣🤣)

"kaha jaa rahe ho..." the man said and got up.🤣🤣(to dig up a grave for u!😆😆😆)

"plz mujhe chod dho..bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chodd dho..plz..mummmy...mujhe bachao!" chotu wailed and cried his heart out.🤣

Chotu got really scrared now..he pushed the guy back and tried running but the guy followed.🤣🤣🤣(tu jahan mein wahan...!🤣🤣🤣sang sang yu chlunga main banke tera aashiyaan!🤣🤣)

"wait..baby! wait!" the man followed.🤣

Chotu who was crying and running said folding his hands🤣🤣

"chod dho..mujhe chod dho...hey bhagwan.ye kya hain..ye kya kar rahe ho aaapp?" he begged.🤣(god wants some entertainment!🤣)

"humare bacche ka kya hoga?" the man asked.(*thud!!!* *me faints*)

Chotu fainted.(expected🤣)

"main tumhare bacche ka baap banae wala hoon" the man said.🤣🤣(classic dialogue with a 'dostana' twist!🤣🤣)

Chotu got up and cried covering his face..🤣🤣🤣

"nahin...nahihn...nahin..."🤣(obvio a man cant give birth stupid...guess chotu's so shocked his senses arent proper🤣 or maybe mine! what did i write😲!)

"haan..haan...haan...main jaantha hoon kit um bohut khush ho isiliye aise chilla rahe ho.." the man said happily.🤣

"abbey khush hoga tera baap..saale chup kar.." chotu screamed.🤣🤣🤣

Chotu fled from there.🤣

10:00 a.m. ETF office🤣🤣🤣

"kahan that u kal raath?" shree asked.😆😆

"chotu..chotu!!chotu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shree screamed into his ears.😆

"huhh...huhu...kya?" chotu asked.😆😆😆

"kya ho gaya hain tumhe..?btw tum kal party se gayab hi hogaye ,,kaha the?" shree asked.🤣

Actually Shree and Chotu went partyin yesterday night because Arjun said "thank you" to Shree.Shree almost fainted there.🤣🤣🤣

"chotu" shrree said touching him🤣.

"nahinnn...mummy nahin..." chotu screamed.🤣🤣🤣(tadap tadap ke iss dil se aah nikhalthi rahi..aisa kya guna kiya jo lutt gaye haan lutt gaye..🤣)

"what happened?" shree asked.😆😆(shree if u get to know u'll faint again!🤣)

"don't touch me...touch me...dont touch me..." chotu said.🤣(touch me dont touch me dont touch me soniyeee🤣🤣🤣)

"yuckkk...yuckkk...yuckk..." chotu said.🤣🤣🤣(hahaahahahhha)

"what the hell is wrong with you?" shree . "its just me!"🤣

"u're a man..u cant touch me" chotu said and moved away..🤣

"ooh...so chotu wants to get touched by a girlll...hmmm" shree said laughing.🤣( m sure right now he doesnt wants to get touched by 11:30 waali also!🤣🤣🤣)

"can i plz get touched by poison?" chotu asked(hahahahhahah...🤣)

"yeah..got to liza she has lots of them" shree said.(she's given u anytime shree?🤣)

"why don't you go?" chotu asked angrily.🤣🤣🤣

"i will but for liza not poison" shree winked.(when did u become so smart?😲)

"a man winked at me !nahinnn" chotu screamed.🤣(guys i dont think i can write anymore m rolfing!!!!!!!!!!!🤣

"what the hell is wrong with u?????????" shree asked but Arjun called them to the conference room.🤣

"chotu uss case ke details kaha hain?"😡

"tere sarr pe" chotu said.🤣

"huh? Excuse me!" rathod asked shocked at his informal reply.😲

"i mean...mere sar pe..." he said🤣

"dimaag tho teek hain tumhara?" rathod asked

"nahin.." chotu answered.🤣

Just then someone stormed into the office.😲

"chotu!!!!!!!!!!!" the man screamed. "tum mujhe mil gaye!kaha the tumm janu? Main kitna darr gaya tha!" the man said.🤣(chotu'll get scared now!🤣)

"mummmyyy" "mummm" "mummm" chotu screamed and hid himself under the table.🤣 (mushkil gadiyon mein mummy hi yaad aati hain! love u mommma!btw how ill chotu's mom react when she hears this?🤣)

Saakshi couldn't help but laugh at that.Actually everyone was laughing.🤣(what's so surprising..she laughs all the time..nut loose hain shayad🤣🤣🤣 meri tarah!no to mention RIYASARKAAR TOO!)

"humara baccha tumhe doond rahe tha" the man said and blushed.🤣(peit ka baccha tumhe kaise doond saktha hain? ooo yaaa bacchha hain hi nahin!🤣🤣🤣)

Everyone were about to faint at that🤣(y wouldnt they?🤣🤣🤣)

"tum kaun ho?"arjun asked.🤣🤣🤣

"chotu ka bf handsome" that man said and flashed his eyelashes at Arjun.(arjun pe bhi line maar rahe ho..!🤣)

Arjun fainted. Rathod fainted.🤣

"phir faint...ye aadmi hain ki faint hone ka masheeen?" aisha thought.🤣

Arjun and Rathod got up.🤣

"kal raath..." the man said and blushed.😲

Chotu began crying even more down.🤣

"kal raat.." the man said and giggled.😲

"kya hua ...kal raat...?" rathod and Arjun asked nervously praying to god they don't get to hear that.😲

"kal..raaat..." the man said..😲

"kal raat kya?" they both asked holding each others' hands.😲🤣(ek katam nahin hua ki doosra dostana shuru ho gaya!🤣)

Saakshi fainted and Aisha fainted.🤣

"kal raat..hum ek ho gaye..."(*thud* *me faints!!*🤣)

Arjun and Rathod fell down on the ground🤣

(oho oho oho oho oho arjun bg music)

Arjun fell on Saakkshi and rtahod on Aisha.(girthe waqt bhi ladkiyon ko chodthe nahin...🤣)

"ouch!" aisha screamed.🤣🤣🤣

"what happened?"🤣🤣🤣

"what will happen if u fall on me?u r soo fat!" aisha said.🤣(hey my bezzy is not fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡)

"mota?..u r moti...look at ur size..u don't even fit in my car..!" rathod said.🤣

"yeah..who fits in a maruti 800?" Aisha asked.(hahahahahahh lol🤣)

"gosh i will die" aisha said.🤣

"plz..i'll be happy."(wah wah wah wah! kya baat! kya baat! 🤣 )

Aisha took the empty dustbin and banged it on his head.🤣(jai bharatiya naari!🤣🤣🤣)

The entire office who was seeing this died,🤣🤣🤣the bacteria growing in Liza's lab also got a disease listening to this🤣🤣🤣..Shree died of excessine laughter🤣. Arjun and Saakshi died due to excessine staring at each other.🤣(girls u saw na..dint stare at ur bf too much...n if any guy is reading this...i dint think so...but still dont stare at ur gf too much!🤣🤣🤣)

And that is how ETF Mumbai came to an end.🤣

But then there began a fight in heaven🤣🤣🤣.Riya,Roshni and Saakshi were fighting for Arjun🤣🤣🤣.Guess even heaven wont give Arjun peace.🤣 (new female lead! shaleen ka kismat dekho 5th ladki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣)

Chotu was admitted to a mental hospital🤣🤣🤣.He used to shriek when any man came close🤣🤣🤣.Shree married two computers and gave birth to two robots named 'chinku' and 'pinku'🤣(thank god i expected names like 'mega bite' and 'giga bite🤣)' . Liza married copper sulphate and gave birth to blue children.

Yes,so much for a ONE-NIGHT STAND!🤣

plz comment and like! i know its not my best work..it doesnt even match up to my best! but i will surely try next time😭

it was a roller coaster ride for me ...a laughter one...🤣it was amazing god yeh ho kya raha hai etf mein👍🏼loved it 👏very nice dear thanks for pm 🤗a big hug to u ...Arsh

waiting for the suspense to be disclosed...😆😃

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Originally posted by: lizadavidmm

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meri maa !!!!!

tune to puri etf ko faint kar diya

but i am not faint🤣

bcz aur update chahiye!🤣

chotu ki itni bezzati!!!!!!!🤣

aur vo aadmi kayon tha yaar?

omg hehehehehe. M dying of laughter.

I m gng to mental asylum
phew robling..!!