Mera sense of humor ujagar ho gaya hai! So here is the next Fun Shot 🤣
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Kyun ki main Jhut NAHI Bolta..
+++A+++ He was pacing here and there for in the conference room waiting for him. And finally he came, completely pissed with something. His eyes fell on him.
Rathod : Rawte aaj phir late!!
Arjun was trying hard to control himself not to speak anything! And he did not answered.
Rathod : ab bologe kuch??
Arjun : no!! Raathod mere dost mera bhai aaj kuch mat puch!
Rathod : oh aaj late aaye ho toh mai bhai ban gaya! Pehele toh sala bolta tha!!
Arjun : dekh mera muh mat khulwa!
Rathod : kya bolega tu! Bol na!
Arjun : achha sun na hai toh sun!
Rathod : haan bol kya bolega tu!
Arjun : Sun, tu chief nahi hitler ahi hitler. Ek do minute late ho jate ho toh yaha tum apna Gandhi niti shuru kar dete ho!.. Arre kabhi in bechare team member par toh raham karo.. Ki wo tumhare in baton mai interested nahi hai!
Rathod : tum mere bare mai ye sochte ho?
Arjun : sochta kya hun? Bol raha hun sun!
Arjun : gandhi ji ke 3 bandar hai aur yaha tum pure team members ko apna personal bandar bana ke rakha hai! Unhone toh aankh, kaan aur muh band kiya tha par tum toh yaha, khana pani band kar rahe ho! Hamesa don't angry me ..don't angry me ka poem gaate rahate ho! Damn it se dimaag kharab karte ho!
Rathod : bas rawte bas! Bahaut ho gaya? Apne boss se baat karne ka ya tarika? Tumhe ab upar walon ko jawab dena padega!
Now he thought what will he do , when the reality strikes him and he immediately left the room leaving behind a fuming rathod who was dialing the number of his higher authority.
In arjun's cabinArjun slumped on the chair and thought, aaj mujhe ho kya gaya hai? Muh se jhut nikal hi nahi raha! Ghar mai usse jhagda kiya! Aur ab rathod se!
FlashbackHe woke up when his beautiful wife caressed his cheeks and ruffles his hair. He opened his eyes and found her angelic face, but he himself don't know what happened to him.. And he started barking on her!
Arjun : ohhh! Subhe subhe shuru ho gayi tum! Kya hai ye sab! Mere sakal pe haat aise ghumati ho jaise padosi ke garden se ghaas kaat rahi ho?
Wahan tumhara dost mujhe kaam karwata aur ghar mai tum pakati ho!
She replied, * tum mere bare mai ye sochte ho? Pehele toh tum ye kehte the ki aise karke jab mai tumko uuthati hun toh tumhara din bahaut achhe se guzar ta hai! *
arjun : achhi?? Achhi kaise? Subhe subhe ded bodies evidences? Wo achha hota hain!
She puncehd on his jaw too hard and said, police ki naukri karte ho, laash nahi toh kya , kingfisher ki modles ki belly dance dekhno ko milta subhe subhe?
Kitni baar kaha sasurji ki baat maan lo! Par tum sunte kahan ho?
Accha hai, ab tumhare aise soch ke jawab ab tumhe dad ko dena padega! By saying this she packed her stuffs for going to mayka??
Then he rubbed his jaw and realized , what he said but it was too late.
Flashback ends Then he heard someone knocks on the door. He found Sakshi with a bowl of something!
Arjun : ab ye kya karne aayi hai? I hope aaj isse na pit jaun mai!
She entered inside and placed the bowl on his table. But he remained silent!
Sakshi : arjunnn! Aaj tum kuch nahi kahoge?
Arjun nodded his head in a no!
Sakshi : kyun kuch toh bolo?
Arjun : nahi aaj mujhe kuch mat pucho!
Sakshi : kyun aaj mai sexy nahi lag rahi hun kya?
Arjun had had enough!
Arjun : sexy ! Aur bhi tum? Chalti firti make up ki dukaan! Bangles aise pehne jaie koi kaidi ho! Kaidi ke haat se bhi agar hathkadi kam ho jaye toh, tumse udhar le leta hai!
Sakshi then lifetd the bowl of noodles.
Arjun again started : aur ek baar tumhare tiffin se do roti kya le liya tha, tumne toh khud ko mera personal sanjeev kapoor samajh liya!
Kabhi biriyani, kabhi machhi bhaat? Kabhi socha hai ki itna sab khane ke baad washroom mai mera kya haal ho raha hoga?
Sakshi : bas bahaut ho gaya?
She couldnot bear all this and threw the noodles on him which made for him and banged the door of his cabin.
Here arjun was in a condition , lokking like as if he will any african dance. All the noodles giving his this effect! And then the noodle sticks on both side of his ears.
He smacked his head on the table.
Somehow he managed to change his shirt and comes out !
And his eyes fell on Riya and Ayesha!!
TBC
Precap : tum ! Kaun badnaseeb din ka ek ghanta tumhare statistics sun ke gujarega!
Aur tum aisha, apne bf ko bandook dikha ke darane wali ladki!
Ab tell me how is this?
Well no offence to Gandhi jii!
Edited by Vampire-queen - 12 years ago
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