Writer of the Week9-Yaadein?Lamhe?HarPal?-03/03/13 - Page 2

Sam was confused. "ab kya karu??"

"Sam…. (Arjun walks in to Sam's cabin) Wo file jo meine diya tha, did you go through it?

Sam is silent. "oye hello… kya hua??"

Sam wakes up suddenly. "ha bolo… kya hua?"

Arj: wahi tho mien puch raha hu. Kya hua? Aise muh latkake kyu baite ho? any problem?

Sam: (in mind) you have no idea Arjun…

Arj: kya hua yaar?? Kuch tho bolo!! Koi pareshani hai kya?

Sam: wo… wo…

Arj: koi ladki wali chakkar tho nahi hai na??

Sam: tumhe kaise patha??

Arj: lo ek guess kiya tha. Aur patha chala… so koi bhabhi aane wale hai kya?? Kaha thak baath badi? Whats her name??

Sam: Arjun stop it yaar!! Kuch bhi bola ja rahe ho… aise kuch nahi…

Arj: ACP Rathod, ye math bhulna ke tum ACP Rawte ke samne ho. ab bolo… kaun hai wo?

Sam: (In mind) tufaan ke pehle shanty hi hothe hai… ab kya karu??

Arj: oye lover boy.. bolna… warna mien ye investigation khud karungi.

Sam: nahi, aise kuch nahi hai. ya… I… like someone…

Arj: like ya... love??

Sam: patha nahi..

Arj: (hitting his head) hey bhagwan… iska kuch nahi hoga. Ok tell me in detail… naam patha hai? ( Sam nods yes) mujhe batha sakthe ho? (Sam nods no) ok fine… kam se kam ye tho batha ke wo tumhe pasand karthi hai ke nahi?

Sam: patha nahi…

Arj: at least are you sure ke wo ek ladki hai???

Sam: what do you mean?? Of course ladki hai. she is so beautiful. Lambe baal, cute smile, great voice and attitude…aur…

Arj: thank god, ithna tho bola tumne… mujhe tho laga tha ke… khair!! Ab next question… I love you bola??

Sam: aise kaise bolege?? You know there should be some time for that right??

Arj: sure mere bhai… jab uske kisi aur ke saath shaadi hogi, aur 2-3 bache hoge, thab bathana… budhu kahinka. Tumhe yaha ke chief kisne banaye??

Sam: oye then love guru… tum hi sikhado mujhe… (In mind: mere antim sanskar ke kaam mujhe hi karna hoga…)

Arj: aise track pe aana mere bhai. Ok ab sun… usse koi romantic jagah le ja…and not your home for god sake… I don't believe you… (Sam rolls his eyes) koi beach ya sunset point. Aur ha, zyada bheed nahi honi chahiye..

Sam: (excited) kyu??

Arj: agar thapad milega tho sab dekhenge na…

Sam: ARJUN??

Sam: ok just kidding. But yes it should be a serene place. Make some preparations beforehand. Rings, ya flowers… jo usse pasand ho… and please don't ask her ke usse kya pasand hai… try to analyse it before itself. Fir… thode meethe barthein.. ab dialogs bhi mujhe sikhana hoga ke nahi??

Sam: nahi that I'll manage. Aage bol…

Arj: hm… confidence is good, but over confidence nahi. Ok then bathein and if you really think she is ready for it, go to your knees…

Sam: no way…

Arj: tu interrogate kerna jarahe ho ya propose karne?? Are pyaar mien ye sab chalthe hai yaar… and do go to your knees and ask for hand. Thode distance me rahna… you know thapad wali option abhi bhi hai!! ok then if she gives your hand, put the ring.. give her a hug, if you can manage it, ek choti si kiss… and so on… but don't cross your limit. Ok?? Kuch samjhe ya firse samjhau??

Sam: samajh tho gaye… but its tough yaar.

Arj: ye tho bas shuruath hai mere bhai… aage dekho… its gonne be more tough.

Arjun gets up from his chair. "ab wo file padlena. Head quarters me bhejna hai. warna anjaam bura hoga SIR!!!"

He walks to the door but Sam calls him again. "Arjun…(He turns around to Sam) agar koi tumhare behen ko propose kare…. tho tum kya karoge??"

Arj: mere behen?? You mean Anjali… well mujhe shayad kuch karna nahi padega…

Sam: kyu??

Arj: kyunki aaj kal usse pointed heals pehenne ka kaafi shok hai. aur ye proposing and romantic wale bathein… its not her zone. Tho ya tho fir uss lover boy uske sandle ke number janoge, ya uss pointed heels ke sharpness janoge. Aur thode bohot jaan uske baki hai, tho mien uske taang todege. Uske ye himmath… any way I hope tumhare wali aise na ho.. aur mere jaise bhai bhi na ho.. all the best

He goes out. Sam sits heavily on his chair. "yaar ab mere mauth thair hai… ACP Rawte… tumhe shayad patha nahi, ke I'm in love with your sister, Anjali. Lekin jisse mien bholi bhali samajh gayi, ye tho bhai se bhi badi akdu nikle… par mien kya karu? Iss jungle billi se hi pyaar hua mujhe… ab dekthe hai… shayad mere kismath me handicap hone ke chance hai… chal Chief there number bhi aagaye… all the best to me!!!"