Amdavad: The annual exam season is approaching and the competition to be the topper at the Anupamaa Institute of Unpaid Maids (AIUM) has heated up between Dimple and Kinjal. While Dimple was earlier in the lead, the former head prefect Kinjal has re-entered the race with a bang and is giving a serious challenge for the coveted position of next besht unpaid maid topper.
As always, Anuj remains a dark horse and cannot be counted out at any time. Once promising prospect Adhik seems to have faded away but can still make a comeback in the standings. As per the latest speculation, new entrants to AIUM may include Kavya and Barkha, who were earlier part of a rival competing institution and if confirmed, this would be a major boost for the fledgling institution.
Uncomfirmed reports say that the classes at the institution include "Mastery in Manipulation" taught by Prof. Dr. Dukhmukh, "Art of Abuse" taught by Dean Mawaali Jhuli, "How to be a serial adulterer" taught by Prof. Trashraj assisted by Doshu, "Seductive Dence" co-taught by founder AnupaMaid and Winter Shah and the most preferred "5 minutes Phataphat cooking" by the founder.
While the students remain tight lipped due to the institutional motto of utmost loyalty to the shameless shah phemli, former student Nandini commented that the experience at this institute was beyond horrific and enrolling here was one of the worst decisions of her life. She thanked god for being able to leave in time before her life was permanently ruined.
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