Interview With BAA😎🙄😯

Part 2 on page 2

Part 1

At the behest of one of my friends, I visited Anupama’s Set again to interview sabki pyari,sabki dulaari maa, Baa.

On the set of Anupama

Me: Namaste Baa!!

Baa: Namate Namaste!! Kaun ho tum ?? Kya kar rahi ho ya ?? ( in her typical rude tone)

Me: lomdi (fox) ki naani, tujhe kaanji house (animal pound) le jaane ke liye aayi hoon. (in very low voice)

Baa: kya kaha?? ( I wanted to use diff adjectives for this creature Baa, but woh meri maryada se bahar hai)

Me: kuch nahi. Mai IF ki Fandom ki aur se aapka interview lene aayi thi.

Baa:Oh! Accha accha, koi toh mera interviewlene aaya. Kuch log samajhdaar hai jinhe mera kaam samajh mei aata hai.

Me: (in my mind, abbe kaam vaam kuch nhi pasand aaya, hume toh chehra bhi pasand nahi. bhagwan se bhi shikayat hai ki aap par time waste kyun kiya. FD toh jail mei chakki piste hue dekhna chahti hai. They are curious to know how one can do such nautanki on daily basis.)

Baa, sabse pehle mai jaana chahti thi ki kya aapne jhoole ko todne, M mm mera matlab hai ki jhoola vrat liya hai jaise log maun vrat lete hai. AAp ko jhoole itna pyar kyun hai ?

Baa: Aree jhoola vrat nahi. Busss kya hi bataoo. Yeh meri bahut dukh bari kahani hai. Kya hai tumhe toh pata hai, Baapuji kaise hai. Shuru se dheele dhaale se. haath toh hilate nahi hai, muh chalate rehte hai, bus gyaan . 20 Rs kamate nahi the, 20 kg ka gyaan de dete the. Jab bhi ghar mei kuch hota tha, toh ya to mandir chale jaate the ya phir apne dost ke yahan. Upar se meri saas mujhse saara kaam karwaati thi aur taane alag. Mai uss samay choti si hi toh thi.Gusse mei jhoole par muh phula kar baith jaati thi aur jor jor se jhoola hilati thi.

Bus tabhi se aadat ho gayi.

Aur tumhe pata to hai, itne chote ghar mei, itne saare log.. upar se Kabhi Anuj, kabhi Mukku,kabhi naagin yaha pade rehta hai. Toh jagah bhi kum padti hai.

Me: Bahu tbura lagaa jaankar. Aapko aisa nahi lagta hai ki iss jhoole ko hilane ki wajahse aapka dimmag hil gaya hai.

Baa:Haa kabhi kabhi. Lekin jaada nahi , thoda sa.

Me:.. ( in my mind, thoda nahi, poora hil gaya hai)

Achaa, jab Baapuji shuru se itne dheele dhale, thakele sethe, toh Vanraj bhai n Dolly behn iss dharti par kaise prakat(appear) hue??

Baa: yeh mat poocho, upar dekhte hue, yeh mai jaanti hoon , ya phir mera bhagwaan.

Me: okkk.Leave it. Accha yeh jo Diwali par,sindoor haath mei le kar, maang bharmaang bhar, khel rahi thi. Aisa kyun??

Baa: yaadmat dilayo uss din ki. Yeh sab kavya ki wajah se hua tha. Uss din ke baad maibahar jaati ho, toh log mujhse poochte hai ki tumhare haath mei sindoor tohnahi hai. Pata chaala kisi ki kisi se bhi maaang bharwa di. Kya mai itni paaagal hoon??

Me: (in mymind, aur kya . paaglo ki bh paagal.. mai bhi darr ke maare aaj poori peeche tak maang bhar kar aayi hoon)

Nahi, thodi si lagti hai. Par logo ka dar to dheere dheere hi jaayega. Sadma jhel nahi paayi abhi tak.

Me: Uss din jo garba kiya tha, who toh kya mast tha.. itni energy, itne mind blowing expression, space bhi aapne poora cover kiya tha.. iss age mei, sach much laajawab. Iski prerna aap ko kahan se mili??

Baa: yeh Anupama apne aapko bahut badi dancer samajhati hai. Isne toh koi training nahi lee. Maine tohvbaakayda Rampur waali dhano se 3 saal tak training lee thee. Anupama ka dholida kya popular hua , yeh apne aapko Natraj ki behan samajhane lagi..Isse batana bahut jaroori tha, tu dholida kar sakti hain, mai Taandav kar sakti hoon. Mai logo ko kya, poori dharti hila saktihoon.

Me: (in mind, pehle hi poori audience kaap rahi hai, aur kitna hilayegi iss dharti ko.Pehle mujhe lagta tah, iska sirf dimaag hila hua hai, yeh toh poori ki poorihili hui hai)

Audience voice 👇

To be contd.

Tanu dear,

This is for u.

I hope I have not disappointed you.

Actually, I have already created 3-4 posts on Baa. Difficult to write more on the same creature

That line- jhoola hilate hilate dimag hil gaya hai🤣🤣🤣

And bapuji itne dheele dhale the to vanraj amd dolly kaise aaye🤣🤣

Baa looking up and saying ye main janti hoon ya mera bhagwan🤣....i took it in very different sense🤣....i toh think she was having affair with someone named bhagwan who must be living as a tenant in upper portion of their house🤣 jab jab bapuji mandir jaate honge baa apne bhagwan ko prasad chadhane upar chali jati hogi🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Bechain_Bulbul

That line- jhoola hilate hilate dimag hil gaya hai🤣🤣🤣

And bapuji itne dheele dhale the to vanraj amd dolly kaise aaye🤣🤣

Baa looking up and saying ye main janti hoon ya mera bhagwan🤣....i took it in very different sense🤣....i toh think she was having affair with someone named bhagwan who must be living as a tenant in upper portion of their house🤣 jab jab bapuji mandir jaate honge baa apne bhagwan ko prasad chadhane upar chali jati hogi🤣🤣

haaaha

aapne sahi sense mei liya hai..

aajkal bacche bhi.. baap re baap sab samajh jaate hai.

Chirpyyyyyy tum yaaaar 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the jhoola-dimaag parallel. You were pretty serious when you said that this serial is the reason behind the creativity 😂😂😂😂 (parallel PH ref)

The gifs are doing totes justice. Cannot. Just cannot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh god saaaaam🤣🤣i am guessing baa is the most inspiring character of all for you to write🤣🤣

And the gifs🤣🤣purrrfect🤣

Hey Kiya! 🤗Thank you so much for fulfilling my request! ❤️🥳Yeh wala toh bapuji ki interview se bhi 4 kadam aage tha! Especially woh jhoole aur Bhagwan janta hai wala part! 🤣Maza hi aa gaya! Now greedy me has one more request pretty please! 😳 1 interview Leela's cafe wale chef ke saath hona chahiye jo bechara akele dam pura cafe chala raha hai Kyunki SH me toh sab aise behave karte hain jaise cafe by default chal raha ho! I want to know ki uski aisi kya majboori hai ki use wahan job karna padh raha hai! Write it at your convenience.

Love,

Noorie

Remaining Part of the interview

Me: Aapko kaan par sitar bajane ka sahuk kaise aur kab se shuru hua.

Baa: Mai bachpan se hi Sitar bajana sikhna chahti thi, par mauka nahi mila. Phir shaadi ke baad bhi bacche ghar, har aurat ko yeh sab karna padta hai. Sab shauk chorne padte hai. Jiss din aurat apne liye jiyegai, uss din uska sar sharm se chuk jaayega.

Me: ( in my mind, tumhara sar abhi tak neeche aa jaana chahiye tha. Yeh kiske support par tika hua hai ) clearing my throat, ahhh.. Ab aap seekh sakti hai, aapke paas bahut samay hai.

Baa: Kabhi tumne sitar dekha hai ??

Ma: Nahi

Baa: toh dimag ghar chor kar aayi ho.. Pata hai kitna bhaari hota hai. Ab toh mujhse paani ka glass bhi nahi uthaya jaata. Dekhte nahi, Vanraj ko bhi Anupama hi paani deti hai. Mujhe toh paani peene ke liye jug mei hi straw daalna padta hai..

Me: ( in mind, iske paas dimag ki kami hai, toh sabko apne jaisa samajhati hai) I can understand, age issue. To phir sitarrr..

Baa: 1-2 thappad kisi na kisi ke kaan par baja kar mai apna shauk poora kar leti hoon.

Me: ( inmind, bussss tera age factor, nahi toh logo ne tera sitar tod dena tha aur band baja dena tha, phir bajati rehti phat hua dhol)

Jaisa ki hum jaante hai, baapuji toh kamate nahi hai, Vanraj bhai bhi berojgaar hai. AAp itne acche kapde aur gehne kahan se afford karti hain.

Baa: yeh bahut hi secret hai, isse mat print karna.

Me: jee.

Baa: Yeh jo Jignesh bhai ke saath dry clean waali dukaan hai, udhar setting kar rakhi hai maine. Uske yahan koi khana banana waala nahi hai. Toh mai use khakhra, phapda,thepla deti hoon, woh mujhe 1 saree jo mai pehan kar waapis kar deti hoon.

Me: Aap itna khan kaise bana leti hai.

Baa: Mai kyun banaoogi, mere yahan hai bina payment ki kaam karne waali anupama, ussi se banwati hoon.

Me: aap sach mei bahut samajhdaar hai.. aur yeh gehne.

Baa: yeht oh aurato mei exchange chalta rehta hai. Kabhi maine kisi ke liye, kabhi apne diye.

Me: Aap itne acche kapde gehne pehan kar karti kya hai??

Baa: tum ladki ho??

Me: haaan

Baa: lagti nahi hon. Ek ladki ke kya sapne hote hai ki woh ?? woh hamesha sajh dhaj ke rahe,.4 log uski taarif kare, 8-10 log flirt kare. aajkal ki ladkiyon ki tarah nahi, bus 1 t-shirt aur kati phati patloon mei poora 1 hafta nikaal deti hai.

mai roj tayar hokar bahar kabhi sabji, kabhi mandir ke bahane chali hi jaati hoon. 2-4 taarif karne waale mil hi jaate hai. abhi bhi log mere husn ke dewane hai. Baapuji ke chakkar mei rehti toh mujhe toh sanyaas lena padta

Me: wah,aaj aapse hum logo ko ek nayi seekh mili. Agar ladkiya chahti hai ki umse koi flirt kare toh hamesh tayar ho kar rahe.

Me: Aaja kal daadi shaadi, baduaa baduaa kuch jaada nahi khel rahi aap?? Aisa audience ko lagta hai.

Baa: Dekho,tum logo kya hai, buss apne mei hi lagi rehti ho Ya to IF, tweeter, insta. Ya phir woh kya kehte hai, kitty party mei chali jaati hon. Sab ke apne apne shauk hai. Mujhe bhi toh time paas karna hai. Kuch na kuch karte rehne se jindagi ka charm bana rehta hain. Mai toh buss yehi maanti hoon, khao, peeo aur mauj karo.

Me: (Inmind, budiya, jo tune hum sab logo ka khana peena kharab kar rakha hai aur BP bada rakha hai, uska kya)

Dhanyawaad, aapse baat karke FD ko kaafi kuch seekhne ko mila.

Baa: Aati raha karo, jab tak mai kisi ko suna na loon, mera khana digest nahi hota.

Me: ( inmind, chal hattt., Mai kyun aaongi aur woh bhi sunne. Maine toh apni saas ki bhi nahi suni aaj tak. Woh bechari aaj tak sunane ke liye baichain hai)

P s: Baa ka ek hi trait, old hai iska make, nahi toh sabne kar dena tha isko bake, ban jaana tha isne flake

your interviews are brilliant

The jewelry exchange bit toh🤣🤣trying to find logic??🤣🤣