Nation wants to know🤡 - Page 2

Yaar bandi bahut genuine h apne costars ki tareef jarur karti h

Originally posted by: shriz

Good morning viewers🥱😴

The heart throb headache of the forum is back with yet another sensational interview on your favourite show "Barely speaking with Grrnab Roswami" the show which is completely unbiased just like baa :)

Today i have with me the writer of two most successfully running logicless itv shows🤡

Yes gentle ladies and sakht men kindly keep your eggs and tomatoes aside for later use and put your hands together for nibba nibbi romance specialist writer "bhavna pyaas" popularly knows as 'anpadh aurat' by our beloved sweet tania and priyanka jain

So miss pyaas first of all i would like to ask about your educational qualifications coz according to my sources i have heard that children all over the country are boycotting the school bcz of you.They are saying "agar padh likh kar bhi itni regressive mentality hi hoti hai to kya faayda aisi padhaai ka"🤪

Miss pyaas: oh yeah grrnab I just heard that and I'm so hurt bcz of all these allegations *starts sobbing* 🐊 😭🐊😭🐊😭

Grrrnab: Fu** are you crying miss vyaas😕

I'm.. I'm sorry if I was too harsh with my words but.. anyway take these tissues and wipe your tears.. fast

Miss pyaas: oh no i will rather use my pallu..thanks 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

Grrnab: ewwwwww🥴🥴

Miss pyaas: what ewww haan what ewwww😡why are you sounding like that bit** shrizz girl from India forums 😡

Grrrnab: see miss pyaas don't try to distract the audience with all this naak mooh pochna😡*shouts aggressively*

Come on tell me your qualifications fast😪

Miss pyaas: i have studied till 9 😌

Grrnab: you mean 9th class???!!!😐

Miss pyaas:oh no grrnab dear..I mean i studied till 9 am on my first day of school and then bid adieu 😊

Grrnab: impressive..trust me that's more than enough qualification for being an itv writer🤗💓

Anyway moving on to the next question,

So miss pyaas what was the idea behind anupama (if there was any and it was not just randomly written while sitting in the bathroom 🚽)

Miss pyaas: it's a long long story grrnab.. the thing is that bachpan se hi I wanted to write for a comedy show,i even tried my luck in taarak mehta ka ooltah chashma but then quit that show because the protagonist of the show jethalal had "chhotu sa mooch" and i wanted my hero to be "full mucchad" types 🥸🥸

That's how I came up with the idea of vanraaj Shah's character..i was determined to make it the funniest character on itv and luckily sudhanshu made the work easier with his offscreen reels and interviews 😘😘

Grrrnab: i guess you did not understand my question miss pyaasthe show is based on the journey of anupama right!!!

so why are you telling me about vanraaj's character

Miss pyaas: awwww grrnab you are just so cute..do you really think the show is made for anupama 🤭

i must say komal(km181) of India forums is smarter than you then..even she knows ki show ka asli hero kaun hai😆

Grrrnab: the name of the show is 'anupama' right??? 🤓😕

Miss pyaas:yeah but that's bcz Tony kakkar was quite busy that time and there was no other male singer available to sing "kal bhi beta kal bhi baap vanraaaaaaaaaaaaaaj"

So we compromised with the name of the show but anyway what's there in the name😳

Grrnab: oh very smart 👏 anyway tell me what's that one thing that makes anupama different from other itv shows???!!

Miss pyaas: ammmm...there are many...

Grrrnab: I'm sorry to interrupt miss pyaas but your face is really distracting me..plzz clean your face with whatever you prefer and make sure that next time you wear waterproof makeup before you start crying on national television 👍🏼

Miss pyaas: oh I'm sorry for the inconvenience 😅

*Cleans tears/nose/mouth and every possible thing with pallu* 🤧🤧🤧🤧

Ok let's begin 😌

So i was saying that anupama is really very different from other itv shows...i mean other shows are visibly regressive but our show anupama is regression disguised as progression😎

Grrrnab: oh you guys are really smart👏👏accha tell me about the reason behind anupama's long bhashans..what purpose do they serve🤔

Miss pyaas: oh they are just for the comic relief in the show nothing much 😪

Grrrnab: yeah but people get pissed hearing her speeches..they call her hypocrite and say that anupama never does what she says

Miss pyaas: you know these stupid people don't understand sarcasm at all 🤡

I mean even our moms say that they will burn our phone but they never do so right!!??does that mean that our moms are hypocrites!!!???

No no tell me grrrnab..how is anupama wrong in not doing what she says...aree she is a mom and thats how moms behave👍🏼

Grrrnab:😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕

Miss pyaas: see you don't have the answer 😌

Grrnab:i wish I spoke idiot so i could tell you off in your language😕

Anyway gentle ladies and and men(pretending to be gentle) i will be back after a short break coz honestly i can't take this anymore 😐

Will continue the iv..tab tak k liye stay tuned to times ewwww🤗🤗

Before going on the break there is a question for you on the screen:

Who is more stupid?

a)anuj

b)anupama

c) audience

Kindly send your reply on 57575 and one lucky person will get the chance to meet Anuj kapadia🍭(only if he is not busy in doing anupama ki aarti)

P.s-i am afraid to tag people here🥲

In case I get reported and banned remember that i loved you all🤣🤣🤣

Haan writer anpadh hai hai hai hai🤣🤣

Thanks for the appreciation bro😆

I wish miss pyaas ye padhle👏

And who the hell is more stupid..obviously we..moron..we audience..🤪 wo hume chaashni me lapet lapet kar maar rahi hai or hum Mara rahe hain 1 saal se🤣

Humi hai is duniya ke sabse bade chomumal..

Finally Mr. Grrnab is back. Im already waiting for ur remaining interview. Loved it. And yes plz interview the cast too.

Vyaas as anupama is Hindi version of sreemoye

And root concept of anupama is leena ganguly

But it does not seem u r actually following root concept of leena

At least in sreemoye leena the writer of leena she did not waste episode showing filler thing usme to story aagey bhadi aur many new character are also ntroduced

Story does not revolve around anidya ( vanraj and baa only usme और भी.chrracter aye jaise pakhi ka boy friend anuj ki sister aur uska husband. Anuj ka niece also

Even sanjay of sreemoye ( ex nandoi of anupama) ka bhi proper role

Aur usme jo bhi track dikhaya whether property related track koi bri track dohaya uska proper beginning and proper ending dikhayi gayi hai

With in two years leena ne sreemoye mein bahut khuch dikha diya

But anupama mein aapki story bus baa ke jhoole vamrsj ka anupama ka ghurana. Rakhi ka tamasha pe hi aur jyaada se typhar function festival pe hi. Story atki hai

Most of track look irrelevant in anupama

Now tell me jub se anupama ko divorce hua aapki ki story mein aisa kya progress hua, even kisi bhi track ka proper excution nahi hai to ab aap batayi ye

To baatayi bhaavna vyaas

Story bhadaane ke liye aapka kya hai pryaas

Ya phir jin darshakon ko hai aas

Unhe roj roj filler episode dikha kur

Karte rahengi darshokon ko niraash

your Grrnab is much better than the real one 🤣 maza aa gaya 🤣

This is hilarious🤣🤣🤣

Please stay pissed at the makers🤣

Jug jug jiyo meri jaan. Aise hi pissed hoti raho aur aise hi entertaining frustration deti raho 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love ur version of Grrnab Roswami.... What a troll babe... Mza agya...its literally freaking hilarious laughing riot..... If ur pissed off is going to get this entertainment to tera pissed off hona humare sehat k liye achcha hai.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 plz continue..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tune mujhe tag nhi kia.. Kya gunha kia maine... Reeti nhi hoti to kya hota mera.. Reeee Tu hi mera saccha wala pyaar hai... ❤😘😘😘https://tenor.com/bIQOW.gif

Nation really want know.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Maza agya... Continue with other character too...

Reeee fir uhhh specially for all taggings..

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Originally posted by: Koms9

Finally Mr. Grrnab is back. Im already waiting for ur remaining interview. Loved it. And yes plz interview the cast too.

I second this... please interview the cast! 😊

Please start writing your own stand up comic acts or sarcastic articles...you are too good👏👏👏

It was super funny and some lines...kal bhi beta kal bhi baap, mucchad character ...i was laughing uncontrollably

And

Anupama is regression disguised in progression

This line is gold.