Mahapurush💁🏼 - Page 22

Originally posted by: sunshine36

Dhek beta apun ek baat honestly bolega...boloon?

Yeh review or threads ko maaro goli

Sab milke hume Ch#^##ya banaare with a Capital C😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 isiliye Hotstar maa ki daal karo aur so jao..I literally have insomnia from not sleeping well and upar se mein aur mera review kaabadi wala bhi nahi kareedega...talking about Kabaadi wala..Anuj Kabadia ka ghar ka kya chakkar hai bhai...kitchen mein khao, jump karo aur bed mein so jao😂😂😂😂..yeh middle class ghar uss billionaire bachelor pad se tho bada hi hai🤧🤧

Yeh washing powder nirma khel kar mein thak gayi bhaisaab! Wahi rinse and repeat! Last week that baboon asked the guards to throw her out...aaj he he he he he khel rahe...humare maathe par kya b#^#&$e likh hai kya?

Aur upar se twitter mein jai jai Anu karre sab log! Paagal hogaye sab ke sab! Bechari tu Hinz..tu kya kya bulathi thi Anuj ko...ab seedha Bae se trampled mahapurush hogaya🤣🤣🤣areey re mere babies ko kya se kya banaa diya😆😆

tw.. par phir gayi tu...🤣🤣🤣

waha say aney k baad aur zyada maa behan hojaati hai pehle say anupama dekhe demagh ki.

thanda paani pi tu aur off lele thora time k liye..! mental peace bhi zruri hai dear.

Originally posted by: hinz

sacchi...ek taraf Punjab mein aur doctors recruit honge( cause home testing kits are pointless now)

and dusri taraf contraceptives ke sales will shoot up🤣

all thanks to Kinju baby wanting a baby, put me off for life🤣

Sari pregnancy myth thi yaar humari 🤣🤣

Originally posted by: arya212002

First of all let me go and wash some clothes to check if am pregnant 🤣🤣🤣

Ye kya scene h bro .. Mtlb.. N automatically haath tummy pe jaaye.. Keep hold tummy... 🤣🤣🤣.. Koi scene h kya... 🤣

Originally posted by: hinz

this is how I would have liked aaj ka scene

Anuj is about to dose off when Anu walks in looking all tensed...

Anuj: Anu tum agayi? kya hua sab thik hai?

Anu: Anuj I’m bohot bohot bohot sorri that I...

Anuj: arey Anu mai tumse isliye pyaar karta hoon kyuki tum, tum ho, you live for your family and thats what I like about you, please dont ever change..

Anu: are you effing kidding me right now? if I knew I was coming home to more bhashan I would have stayed back and given some of my own...dude stop being another me, I have enough insecurities to deal with already

Anuj: accha sorry I wont try any more bhashans, chalo let me light some candles and we can have our dinner date, I even cooked your favourite dishes

Anu: Anuj stop mucking around will you, I’d have rather grabbed a burger on my way here if I was coming for food...tell me whats for dessert?

Anuj is confused

Anu: Oh God, this man... do I have to spell it out now?

She points to the bed and says come on lets see how fast you are at stripping down and why the hell are you even wearing any clothes when I’m around? huh? ..I would have much preferred you in a wife beater waiting for me on the bed with bedroom eyes not at the dinner table like a sissy

Anuj: sorry Anu, I’m ready to be punished🧎🏽‍♂️

Anu: well you better be, I have a lot of catching up to do ON you...

Phone rings and its Vanraj calling

Anu: ah that darn moochad again, when the hell will he stop obsessing over me that freak!

Anuj: (in nothing but boxers) shall I answer the phone for you?

Anu: yeah just say I’ll come after a quickie and for Pete’s sake get into bed will you? or would you like it on the dinner table? actually thats pretty kinky and I like...

Anuj steps out of his boxers meekly...

Anu: Dude, I aint got bare time like you, I’ve got a busy life you know...would you pack that roll for me 😋🤣

dunno what got into me there🙈🙈🙈

Originally posted by: ektag06

and then if you see someone dancing on the most ajeeb song then toh confirmed pregnancy. No kit nothing needed.

Phir to Anuj bhi pregnant ho sakta hai...

I have seen him dancing wierdly on yaara o yaara

Originally posted by: hinz

hayye rabba I have a few birthday parties lined up in the next couple of weeks, I need to prep to behosh ASAP🤣

Bus us party ki host koi good news share krne wali ho... tabhi behosh hona.. warna pregnancy doubtful rahegi...

Timing is important na

Originally posted by: ayushijindal

Mtlb serious hokr to kabhi b na ho

Oo aisa ho sakta h yaar maje lene se pillow hote honge aur serious se bacche 🤣🤣🤣

Nahi maje lekar bhi bacche ho sakte hai..

Originally posted by: Priyankaa.jain

Tum bhot majje le rahi ho haan😛😛

Originally posted by: snehaz16

Ye kahin aur maje lekar baby boom ki planning kr rahi hai

Originally posted by: snehaz16

Nahi maje lekar bhi bacche ho sakte hai..

Pir wo spoon feeding ya pallu k peeche se hote honge