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Posted: 3 years ago

What's the trend? Sorry I'm terrible at following memes 😂

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Posted: 3 years ago

Originally posted by: Miniwatch

What's the trend? Sorry I'm terrible at following memes 😂

Me too.what is it?

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Posted: 3 years ago

Originally posted by: ektag06

hawwww don’t be mean now! This is Anuj’s famous bachelor pad aka studio. Itne paise mein itna hi milega naaaaa 😂😂😂 (oh wait who is paying in the first place? Goodwill par rent aur deposit chal raha hai? Ek st*ip show/p*ll dance and ek mahine rent free 🔥😂


Are uske paas hai paise! Dekha nahi poora subzi Mandi le aaya ghar, he was ready to spring for the mushrooms also!


Phal, phool, gulabjal in sab cheez ke liye hai uske paas savings🤣

Edited by Miniwatch - 3 years ago
Posted: 3 years ago

this is how I would have liked aaj ka scene




Anuj is about to dose off when Anu walks in looking all tensed...


Anuj: Anu tum agayi? kya hua sab thik hai?


Anu: Anuj I’m bohot bohot bohot sorri that I...


Anuj: arey Anu mai tumse isliye pyaar karta hoon kyuki tum, tum ho, you live for your family and thats what I like about you, please dont ever change..


Anu: are you effing kidding me right now? if I knew I was coming home to more bhashan I would have stayed back and given some of my own...dude stop being another me, I have enough insecurities to deal with already


Anuj: accha sorry I wont try any more bhashans, chalo let me light some candles and we can have our dinner date, I even cooked your favourite dishes


Anu: Anuj stop mucking around will you, I’d have rather grabbed a burger on my way here if I was coming for food...tell me whats for dessert?


Anuj is confused


Anu: Oh God, this man... do I have to spell it out now?


She points to the bed and says come on lets see how fast you are at stripping down and why the hell are you even wearing any clothes when I’m around? huh? ..I would have much preferred you in a wife beater waiting for me on the bed with bedroom eyes not at the dinner table like a sissy


Anuj: sorry Anu, I’m ready to be punished🧎🏽‍♂️


Anu: well you better be, I have a lot of catching up to do ON you...


Phone rings and its Vanraj calling


Anu: ah that darn moochad again, when the hell will he stop obsessing over me that freak!


Anuj: (in nothing but boxers) shall I answer the phone for you?


Anu: yeah just say I’ll come after a quickie and for Pete’s sake get into bed will you? or would you like it on the dinner table? actually thats pretty kinky and I like...


Anuj steps out of his boxers meekly...


Anu: Dude, I aint got bare time like you, I’ve got a busy life you know...would you pack that roll for me 😋🤣




dunno what got into me there🙈🙈🙈

Edited by hinz - 3 years ago
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Posted: 3 years ago

Originally posted by: hinz

this is how I would have liked aaj ka scene




Anuj is about to dose off when Anu walks in looking all tensed...


Anuj: Anu tum agayi? kya hua sab thik hai?


Anu: Anuj I’m bohot bohot bohot sorri that I...


Anuj: arey Anu mai tumse isliye pyaar karta hoon kyuki tum, tum ho, you live for your family and thats what I like about you, please dont ever change..


Anu: are you effing kidding me right now? if I knew I was coming home to more bhashan I would have stayed back and given some of my own...dude stop being another me, I have enough insecurities to deal with already


Anuj: accha sorry I wont try any more bhashans, chalo let me light some candles and we can have our dinner date, I even cooked your favourite dishes


Anu: Anuj stop mucking around will you, I’d have rather grabbed a burger on my way here if I was coming for food...tell me whats for dessert?


Anuj is confused


Anu: Oh God, this man... do I have to spell it out now?


She points to the bed and says come on lets see how fast you are at stripping down and why the hell are you even wearing any clothes when I’m around? huh? ..I would have much preferred you in a wife beater waiting for me on a bed, not at the dinner table like a sissy


Anuj: sorry Anu, I’m ready to be punished🧎🏽‍♂️


Anu: well you better be, I have a lot of catching up to do on you...


Phone rings and its Vanraj calling


Anu: ah that darn moochad again, when the hell will he stop obsessing over me that freak!


Anuj: (in nothing but boxers) shall I answer the phone for you?


Anu: yeah just say I’ll come after a quickie and for Pete’s sake get into bed will you? or would you like it on the dinner table? actually thats pretty kinky and I like...


Anuj undresses meekly...


Anu: Dude, I aint got bare time like you, I’ve got a busy life you know...would you pack that roll for me 😋🤣




dunno what got into me there🙈🙈🙈

Mahaan Anuj got into your nerves. I mean this is your frustration coming like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Such despos we are 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 3 years ago

so you know these firangs will write Kuch toh random or retweet some news. Toh instead of asking ki “please explain” or discussing, they ask “please explain in football terms” or “please explain in xyz terms” just to have some fun and silly banter
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Posted: 3 years ago

my! oh my!! Anu is taking out all her frustrations on the meek Anuj🤣


Maybe a starting point for "50 shades of Anu " series😉😆

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Posted: 3 years ago

Originally posted by: hinz

this is how I would have liked aaj ka scene




Anuj is about to dose off when Anu walks in looking all tensed...


Anuj: Anu tum agayi? kya hua sab thik hai?


Anu: Anuj I’m bohot bohot bohot sorri that I...


Anuj: arey Anu mai tumse isliye pyaar karta hoon kyuki tum, tum ho, you live for your family and thats what I like about you, please dont ever change..


Anu: are you effing kidding me right now? if I knew I was coming home to more bhashan I would have stayed back and given some of my own...dude stop being another me, I have enough insecurities to deal with already


Anuj: accha sorry I wont try any more bhashans, chalo let me light some candles and we can have our dinner date, I even cooked your favourite dishes


Anu: Anuj stop mucking around will you, I’d have rather grabbed a burger on my way here if I was coming for food...tell me whats for dessert?


Anuj is confused


Anu: Oh God, this man... do I have to spell it out now?


She points to the bed and says come on lets see how fast you are at stripping down and why the hell are you even wearing any clothes when I’m around? huh? ..I would have much preferred you in a wife beater waiting for me on a bed, not at the dinner table like a sissy


Anuj: sorry Anu, I’m ready to be punished🧎🏽‍♂️


Anu: well you better be, I have a lot of catching up to do on you...


Phone rings and its Vanraj calling


Anu: ah that darn moochad again, when the hell will he stop obsessing over me that freak!


Anuj: (in nothing but boxers) shall I answer the phone for you?


Anu: yeah just say I’ll come after a quickie and for Pete’s sake get into bed will you? or would you like it on the dinner table? actually thats pretty kinky and I like...


Anuj undresses meekly...


Anu: Dude, I aint got bare time like you, I’ve got a busy life you know...would you pack that roll for me 😋🤣




dunno what got into me there🙈🙈🙈

@bold, its called pent up desires/emotions/frustrations/expectations.🤣 Go get a practice session yourself, coz yeh dono to karne se rahe. Anuj should open his own restaurant, now that all he does is cook meals for Anu. What a waste of hotness. Bhavna is jealous of Anu so she is like if I don't get it, you won't get it too!😔
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Posted: 3 years ago

Originally posted by: SmithaRam

my! oh my!! Anu is taking out all her frustrations on the meek Anuj🤣


Maybe a starting point for "50 shades of Anu " series😉😆

Anu agar aisi ho jaye to hum sabke maje aa jaye 😉

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Posted: 3 years ago

Originally posted by: hinz

this is how I would have liked aaj ka scene




Anuj is about to dose off when Anu walks in looking all tensed...


Anuj: Anu tum agayi? kya hua sab thik hai?


Anu: Anuj I’m bohot bohot bohot sorri that I...


Anuj: arey Anu mai tumse isliye pyaar karta hoon kyuki tum, tum ho, you live for your family and thats what I like about you, please dont ever change..


Anu: are you effing kidding me right now? if I knew I was coming home to more bhashan I would have stayed back and given some of my own...dude stop being another me, I have enough insecurities to deal with already


Anuj: accha sorry I wont try any more bhashans, chalo let me light some candles and we can have our dinner date, I even cooked your favourite dishes


Anu: Anuj stop mucking around will you, I’d have rather grabbed a burger on my way here if I was coming for food...tell me whats for dessert?


Anuj is confused


Anu: Oh God, this man... do I have to spell it out now?


She points to the bed and says come on lets see how fast you are at stripping down and why the hell are you even wearing any clothes when I’m around? huh? ..I would have much preferred you in a wife beater waiting for me on a bed, not at the dinner table like a sissy


Anuj: sorry Anu, I’m ready to be punished🧎🏽‍♂️


Anu: well you better be, I have a lot of catching up to do on you...


Phone rings and its Vanraj calling


Anu: ah that darn moochad again, when the hell will he stop obsessing over me that freak!


Anuj: (in nothing but boxers) shall I answer the phone for you?


Anu: yeah just say I’ll come after a quickie and for Pete’s sake get into bed will you? or would you like it on the dinner table? actually thats pretty kinky and I like...


Anuj undresses meekly...


Anu: Dude, I aint got bare time like you, I’ve got a busy life you know...would you pack that roll for me 😋🤣




dunno what got into me there🙈🙈🙈



Is it the despo teenager, Hina🤣🤣

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