Murghi Ya Anda?

No question which came first!! Our Mr. Do Murghi Bara Ande is back!!! Heeey, long time no see ol' buddy ol' pal!! She trips ... following in the footsteps of her Simi Di, who has been known for similar gaffes - falling safely in then not hubby Abhi's arms!! But, now we do it in 'shutile' ... the inevitable breeze is there, ruffling our hair ... but our dupatta ... oh our dupatta ... it literally sings out ... and out ... and out ... anymore and it may fly off our svelte figure ... oh yes! She should patent her secret ... an in vitro pregnancy that is being passed off as in vivo ... I wonder if the fetus has outgrown the petri dish where it somehow migrated ... well ... whatever ... at least hope it's refrigerated ... tissue does not do too well unless it has the right set of conditions ...

In the meanwhile, the seemingly now not so smart Nakul Bhaiya has put the evidence in plain sight! Ah yes! But! There's a method to his madness! Oh yes siree! It must have something to do with his change of clothes! Now that we're all agreed that it's summer, let's deep-six the cravats and give him pink (yes PINK!) collars instead ... BTW, I think for a fella who has more money than is good for him, his wardrobe looked practically emaciated!! Did y'all see how most of the space was empty? Oh, there was a quilt ... in the event of a cooling breeze that may flit through ... it might ruffle his hair, but he would not have anyone's arms to hold him up ...

Rumor has it that hubby Abhi was pissed that she went to plead with Mr. Nah-Kool all on her own ... but does not sweat the fact that today she trooped off to see Omi-ji to plead his Tu-ji's case ... good thing the guy's so impressionable ... the right set of words from her and he's convinced she is speaking the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth ... what was all the melodrama with the gun then??!! So, our Omi-ji is off to rescue his Tu-ji and even though it's pitch dark, he's taking a mighty scenic drive (that must have been timed to sneak in on her and her erstwhile lover at precisely 30 seconds before all hell will break loose) ... see, I checked the Delhi Map ... the Dagars are at 33 Hauz Khas ... the Sethis/Taneja Jr.s are at 12/24 Karol Bagh ... the Lodi Sarai Phool Mandi takes you in the other direction from KB ... from what I could tell, Omi-ji did not start out with the intent of visiting Prem Flower Mart, so what's up SunEclipsers??!! 😕

But at least choc. truffle Abhi was able to smile at his choc. moussess!! And Poppa S. is so right about there being good news after a veritable eternity ... there will be no divorce!! Hurrah!! You think so Poppa S.??!! Hah!! Have we a surprise for you ... uh ... I mean does Matarani have a surprise for you!! But, I do need to thank you for letting Poppa T. have your wheelchair!! Now, there's a whole new concept in 're-cycling'!! 😊

No question which came first!! Our Mr. Do Murghi Bara Ande is back!!! Heeey, long time no see ol' buddy ol' pal!! She trips ... following in the footsteps of her Simi Di, who has been known for similar gaffes - falling safely in then not hubby Abhi's arms!! But, now we do it in 'shutile' ... the inevitable breeze is there, ruffling our hair ... but our dupatta ... oh our dupatta ... it literally sings out ... and out ... and out ... anymore and it may fly off our svelte figure ... oh yes! She should patent her secret ... an in vitro pregnancy that is being passed off as in vivo ... I wonder if the fetus has outgrown the petri dish where it somehow migrated ... well ... whatever ... at least hope it's refrigerated ... tissue does not do too well unless it has the right set of conditions ...

Yep, they resorted to the cookie cutter romantic scene. And didn't anyone care to ask how he managed to get released after he was going to down for forty years for murder?

Rumor has it that hubby Abhi was pissed that she went to plead with Mr. Nah-Kool all on her own ... but does not sweat the fact that today she trooped off to see Omi-ji to plead his Tu-ji's case ... good thing the guy's so impressionable ... the right set of words from her and he's convinced she is speaking the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth ... what was all the melodrama with the gun then??!! So, our Omi-ji is off to rescue his Tu-ji and even though it's pitch dark, he's taking a mighty scenic drive (that must have been timed to sneak in on her and her erstwhile lover at precisely 30 seconds before all hell will break loose) ... see, I checked the Delhi Map ... the Dagars are at 33 Hauz Khas ... the Sethis/Taneja Jr.s are at 12/24 Karol Bagh ... the Lodi Sarai Phool Mandi takes you in the other direction from KB ... from what I could tell, Omi-ji did not start out with the intent of visiting Prem Flower Mart, so what's up SunEclipsers??!! 😕

But at least choc. truffle Abhi was able to smile at his choc. moussess!! And Poppa S. is so right about there being good news after a veritable eternity ... there will be no divorce!! Hurrah!! You think so Poppa S.??!! Hah!! Have we a surprise for you ... uh ... I mean does Matarani have a surprise for you!! But, I do need to thank you for letting Poppa T. have your wheelchair!! Now, there's a whole new concept in 're-cycling'!! 😊

Lastly, SunEclipsers, stop spewing falsehoods!!! The part about Simi labeling Nakul an 'animal'!! Hey, morons!! We are animals!!! No?!! What are you??!! Bacteria??!! Go brush up on your taxonomy (Eukarya, Archaea, and Bacteria are now the 3 domains of life)!!! And very few animals other than humans misbehave (other than apes, of which we are part and parcel)!! So, if you're going to have us believe that Simi is an inch away from getting a PhD (it's pronounced 'Fud'), you've got to stop making her spit out stupidities!!! In case, you did not hear me say this before ... stop being morons ... ill-informed is bad enough!!! 😡

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

My husband once told me that Nakul's dressing sense makes him wonder if we was GAY!!

My response should not be taken as a personal attack ...

That said, I'd like to rebut this, not as a person who is gay, but just one who (i) is not prejudiced about such matters; and (ii) does not think being gay is a crime.

First, I think if we do a survey of designers in the fashion industry one finds a great many of them to be gay with exquisite dress sense! We, lovers of fashion are slave to their trends (as some one who likes seamstressing, my own personal favorite is to see the detail that goes into the construction of garments - ABSOLUTELY awesome!!!). No, I believe that poor dress sense is something completely different.

I want to share something about prejudice ... particularly in this area. I cannot imagine that many (if any) people here know about the late British mathematician Alan Turing. Computers would not exist today had it not been for him. He is THE giant in the field of computing. Turing was also one of the people behind the ENIGMA machine - in England - that helped break the German code during WW II to bring it to an end. It was back-breaking, nerve wracking work. He was no less a hero than those who had fallen on the battlefront. Turing was gay. They hounded him out of a job and forced estrogen injections into him to cure him of his 'malady'. He began to grow breasts. The psychological torture was so intense that he committed suicide!!! He wasn't much past 40!!! Think of the loss to humanity!!! Just think about it!! It makes me cry every time I think of his contributions and weigh it against what they did to him!