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On the brink of DISASTER!! It's coming, it's coming ... holy smokes ... it's HERE!!! Gee whiz, I guess we better figure out where we're going to put our weary heads tonight!! Ah don't sweat it Mama-ji, the (very stale) choc. truffle and his (liquefying) choc. mousses are on their way for that stay order ... holy smokes ... where's ABHI?!! Quick, better give him a call to locate his whereabouts ... holy smokes ... he doesn't answer ... he's at the incompetent soliciters' office ... gone are all his friends and relatives with strings ... all up in unholy smoke ... but hey, Poppa-ji can now handle a spoon and feed himself like his mumzee did when he was an infant ... oh thank you Matarani ... oh ... and you too gals for all your tel maalish ... holy smoke ... I think I best tell the American Medical Association about the powers of massage and masseuses in rapid rewiring of the motor cortex ... 😕
The Dagar Jr.'s at the gynecologist ... oooo ... Omi gets to hear the incipient heart-beat of the fetus ... even as the doctor moves the stethoscope all over her abdomen (stereo sound effect?) ... 'well, neetu, you have to watch your step now ... eat well ... sleep well ... you know, the works ... oooo ... doctor, doctor, you must tell us ... we are a culinary giant (Jacques Pepin move over) ... besides Tu-ji is an airhead ... you don't believe me ... why her mum says the same thing ... oooo ... I like this guy - an even softer heart as compared to his soft brain ... romantic song breaks out ... nice song actually - heard in its entirety to let us revel in the budding romance ... oooo ... those sparklin' eyes ... oooops ... she almost trips down the stairs ... we rescue her ... another disaster nipped in the bud ... now where did the damned breeze come from?!! oooo ... her hair ruffles ... his shirt collar ruffles ... her hair ruffles some more ... his hair ruffles some more (can't be outdone by her) ... oooo ... good thing the camera does not veer downwards maybe her ghagra is blowing up just like Marilyn Monroe's dress over the sidewalk grating 😕
The Big Bad Bhalla troops in with the workers in tow ... grrr ... hey measure this part of the wall ... we gotta tear it down 'cause here's where I want the AC ... gawd cannot abide the thought of doing without an AC ... grrr ... and especially not now when smoldering eyes are focused on him ... 'cept Momma S ... she's crying buckets ... quick, don't let that go to waste Bhalla, you can use it to douse the fiery looks! But I'm jealous! I want one of those glittery sequined shirts he's been wearing these days (the only bright part about this dull serial) ... lots of grimacing and frustration! grrr ... grrr ... lots of taunting ... grrr... say Simi-ji, thought about my proposal some more (see Bhalla it's not yet an offer she can't refuse ... not until next week) ... oh Mama-ji!!! You're on your way here from Dehradoon?!! Ah! By the time you get here, this is going to be one transformed Pink Palace ... how about the curtains, there's not enough of EVERY primary, secondary, and tertiary color represented in this room ... so how about red, mama-ji? The same shade of red as Simi-ji's kameez ... say Papa-ji time for your medication? Why, lemme help ya ... grrr ... grrr ... grrr ... Bhalla I'm going to use your head to knock the walls down if you come anywhere near my Papa-ji ... grrr ... constable, constable ... this fella is going to beat me up ... what Anuj! you think I'm a nalayak like you?!! grrr ... say folks, got anything to eat? I'm starved ... grrr ... grrr ... shut up Bhalla ... we'd like to make Bhurta out of you!!! 😡
Abhi is still incommunicado!! But sir, it's time for you to hoof it down to the court ... damn ... he's been gone a while ... damn ... oh here he is ... why the long face??!! Damn ... something no good is in the air ... what's up sir??! Damn ... sorry Mr. T. the judge went home for his afternoon siesta (after the recess) ... we'll have to wait until tomorrow ... tomorrow??!! Are yer off yer rocker??!! I know we've been out on picnics etc waiting until the 11th hour to take care of things, and you let the judge slip out of your hands??!! Damn ... now look what you've done ... how will I face my family ... my long face will be a dead give away ... damn ... what do we do now? I'm so sorry Mr. Taneja ... I got to get with the program and figure out how to advise my client ... Say Abhi - you got spare Rs 40? Get one of those scooter rickshas and scoot on over to the judge's place ... damn! 😕
Preview: I guess they get their behinds thrown out ... wonder if they took Big Bad Bhalla up on his offer to load up their ENTIRE belongings into the 'tempo' that brought ALL of his stuff over ... will save them some dough ... that must be one gargantuan tempo ... Simi is having a hard time walking back towards the new owner of KB 1/2 ... a suitably lewd, lascivious smile showing just a hint of that fine set of teeth in his mouth ... will she? will she not? will she? will she not? 😕
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