To all the ding-dongs at Sunshine Inc.
Good try with the flight of fancy romantic scene on the terrace ... see, I told you once before, that if you want romance, you don't light up the place like a glittering Christmas tree, a wedding, and the Rashtrapati Bhavan on Divali all rolled into one!!!!
I ask you folks, when did Abhi have the time to dress up the place between the time he ushered away wifey dearest to look up the parents (where Simi is handing out prasad from 10 hours ago?!! Cannot even imagine how congealed the Ghee must be ... or worse, she's been carting that all day long ... where she stored it is one of those pesky superfluous details about which we need not trouble ourselves 😕) and the time she appeared on the terrace?!!! Did he subcontract it out?!! Where did he get the moola to do that?!! When did he buy the ornaments?!! And say ... when we want sizzle, don't we take things off ... not put 'em on??!!! 😉
See, Sunshiners, the one reason why every female heart pealed like Big-Ben when Abhi came to present the little bell to his beloved was all the wonderful soft lighting ... sufficient to light up our imaginations like the aurora borealis!!!
Fine ... they've got the breeze through his hair and the tress on the side of her face down to a fine art ... they cannot help but look nice ... by accident of birth, the actors are pretty! I'd have preferred Abhi to be in native garb rather than that damn Superman surrogate T-shirt!!! Besides, he's been wearing it all day long - can you imagine how it reeked 🤢?!!! Oh those annoying little details!!
Who called Abhi right when there were no cups that could slip between the lips?!!!! And he's so astounded that the phone falls out of his hands and lands on the concrete floor with a thud (but survives, just like Omi's glasses😕) ... that fellow's sho' been havin' a rough time these days taking things in stride!!
Mili on Ridge Road!! Why? Because she wasn't thinking straight!! Why? Because she was hypoglycemic!! Why? Because she did not eat before you left the party scene!!
After locating the cell phone, she thinks to call Simi-di, not the police ... and Simi-di runs to find her (sans her spanking new ornaments) without notifying the police to come help ... what? Is there something about the Delhi police?! They're not nocturnal creatures, so don't step out to take care of things after 6:00 p.m.?!! 😕
Momma S. has a premonition that something is horribly awry and begins to immediately plead to Matarani, not the police (who she summoned with such alacrity when Anuj needed to be turned in)!! Like ... Matarani was also not thinking straight when she let Mili make that dumb decision ... was also incapacitated from a surfeit of sugar ... Simi should have fed her the prasad from Bangla Sahib ... everything would have gone swimmingly then ... 😕
Bwaahahahaha!!! Kahan gayi yaar ... abbe, idhur hi hogi, jaye gi kahan ... chulo udher dekhen ... itne andhere ke bavajood, sub dikhai deta hai ... they should enroll in the Delhi Police since they have more rods than cones in their retinas ... my cat would be envious ... 😕
From the looks of things, Mili had better be located fast, otherwise us bechaari ki to buj gayi ghanti!!!