Chapter 32
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K:ranbir?....tum yeh.....kya.....ho raha hai?
POo:ranbir jiju...maza aa raha hai?
R:maza my foot......i hate u all(pointing his finger at everyone)
ST:han han....ab chup ho jao varna sab ko pata chal jaye ga ke tum yahaan ho
K:aap log yahaan ..........ehse........kese aap??-
Riya:mein bata ti hun
Me, ST , pooja, Ira came early to wake u up...we knocked on ur door forever but u din open it....then we thought how u locked it....
ST:phir mujhe laga ke tumare haat mein mehndi thi toh tumne kese band kiya ho ga?...........phir mere dimak mein yeh plan aya.............
FLASHBACK:::::
ST goes out the house and looks up at kanyas balcony and finds the door open..
So she somehow climbs and reaches her balcony.....And finds
ST:yeh saand meri kanya se kese chipak gaya hai?!
ST:think......oooo...ab yeh karne mei maza aye ga
ST goes and opens the door insturcts Ira(ranbirs sis), Poo, Riya to come in queitly.......
Riya:we were all so shocked!!!
ST whispers a plan to them and they smiles giggle and agree....
ST and Ira hold ranbirs legs and Pooja and Riya hold his hands....
They take him into the bathroom and place him in the tub....
Pooja:ranbir wiggled and found himself comfortable in there....then me and shntu left ira and riya to look after him while we got buckets of cold water..
and to make it more interesting we added ice in there....
K:what?!.....omg
ST:shhhh......pooja ko bata ne de...
Poo:aur phir hum wapas aaye aur ender gaye hum sab ne saat mein mil kar ranbir par yeh pani.......giggles
BACK TO NOW..................
Ranbir was shivering ...
K:awwwwww.........ranbir tum tik toh ho na
ST:mimics her.........ranbir tum tik toh ho na
R:eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!(gets up) shanta mein tumhe dekh lu ga...(Lowers his voice) yaad rak na
ST:han han...tik hai
Kanya grabs a towel for him and wraps it around him and everyone else just watchs and aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww's
R is leaving thru the balcony when he sees anand outside...and runs bac in
K:kya hua?
R:tumara bap bahar hi kada hai
Ira:don wry bro...we'll get u out....rite shantu?
ST:(looks at her nails and pretends like she filing them) pehle use humko maafi maang ni pade gi
R:kya?
Riya:come on jij
R:im sry(whispers)
Poo:wat ...sunai nahi diya...
R:im--m s--sr
ST:tik hai...aaj tumhe jaane deti hun par agli bar...
ST directs kanya to not wry and go take a bath
ST directs everyone to gather around ranbir in a circle and not let him be seen.....
They head out the door.....and are talking w/ eachother when Pammi sees them..
and goes to them...
P:yeh tum log itni subha subha kaha jaa rahe ho?
Riya:woh aunty...actually
ST:tumse matlab?
P:kanya kithar hai?
Pooja:kaha hogi apne kamre mein
P:acha....is leaving when she looks back....yeh pani kaha se..(looks at ST)
ST looks down ...they totally forgot ranbir was wet w/ water....
ST:woh kya hai naa.....IRA!!...who was right behind her...thodi der ruk nahi sakti thi?
Ira:mein?
pooja:hum bahar hi toh jaa rahe the!!
P:kya matlab?
ST:woh...isne maanat li hai...ke jab tak kanya aur ranbir ki shaadi nahi ho jaati woh washroom mein kadam nahi rake gi
Ira+P:kya?!
Ira: i mean....han....yeh tik ke rahi hai
P:toh tum nahati nahi(u don take a bath?)
ST:leti hai naa.....bahar...woh .....kya kete hai....swimming pool
P:badi ajeeb maanat hai.....acha mein chalti hun....aap log ek gante(hr) mein vapas aaja naa ....bohot kaam hai
Pooja:han mom....bye....
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Then leave Pammi w/ a relief
Ira:maine ehsi maanat ....kya shantu?
ST:mujhe kuch aur yaad nahi aaya toh phir........
R giggles...
R:ab yeh chodo aur mujhe yahaan se bahar nikalo...
They almost reach the door when Anand walks in .....
ST makes a confused face...
Anand:hey....kese ho tum log?
Riya+Ira:hello uncle....
ST:tu itni subha mei kaha se aa raha hai?
Anand:woh tum log kaam karne wale ho...is liye maine socha ke mein bhi apna kaam karu...is liye meri files le kar aaya hun.....aacha kiya naa?
POoja:bilkul galat...
Anand:kya matlab?
Pooja:aap humare saat nahi kaam kare ge....come on dad..it'll b fun..
Riya:woh aunty ko bhi saat chahiye
Anand:tik hai...
ANAND WAS LEAVING WHEN RANBIRS PHONE STARTED RINGING
everyone looked around trying to figure out whos phone it was...
ranbir took it out and gave it to the nearest person who was pooja
Pooja:sry woh mera phone hai...
ST SLAPS POOJA
ST:pata nahi subha subha jab kahi jaa rahe ho tab kisi ka phone lena nahi chahiye...
Anand pretends he din see that and walks away
they walk outside...and were at the gate
Poo:kya ST...kitni sor(hard) se mara
ST:yeh sab is bal ki dukan ki vaja se hai
THey were by the car ira and riya came in when HARRY ARRIVED
Harry:hey...can u guyz drop me off...actually my friend n i r gonna go to the theater and hes got his bike so i don wanna bring mine...
Riya:sure
ST stared at her like she was crazy
Riya:i mean...ummmm...no...yea...maybe...idk
Ira:actually we don have enuf seats
Pooja:yea...harry...
ST:aacha ab hum jaate hai
HarrY;ek minuate....5 seats and we are 5
Pooja:no we(whispers) have a saand w/ us
Harry:what?
ST:nothing....um humare pas yeh zaaman hai(ranbir had a blanket over him...)..aur woh ek puri seat le leta hai
Harry:don b stupid ST....just put it in the decki(trunk)
R:(whispers to Ira) eeeehhhhhhh!!!!!!im not going in the trunk
Ira:sure...u can ride w/ us.....its just u have to sit in the front
Harry:sure
Pooja:aur yeh zaaman?
Riya:by ST's legs
R:WHAT?!.....i think im gonna die today
So the scence was ranbir was crushed in b/w the Harry's seat and ST feet
R:omg...wat disgusting smell?
Harry reaches his destionation........
H:bye...thanz
ST:eh....chal saand ab hatt...
ST moves him but when they remove the blankets his eyes are closed.....
HE FAINTED!!!
ST:nothing to wry bout....
ST gets her shoes and puts it right next to his nose....
and just in a few mins....he starts moving...
Riya:wow...kya dimak hai...
ST:ye hamesha kaam aata hai
R:eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!......
ranbir gets up...and sits on the seat...
R:mein ab ehsa kuch nahi karuga ke mujhe aap se milna pade
ST:waat lag gayi hoti agar mein nahi hoti(she says w/ pride)
R:(thinking) ab aap dekho mein aap se kese badla leta hun
WHAT IS GONNA DO???
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K:ranbir?....tum yeh.....kya.....ho raha hai?
POo:ranbir jiju...maza aa raha hai?
R:maza my foot......i hate u all(pointing his finger at everyone)
ST:han han....ab chup ho jao varna sab ko pata chal jaye ga ke tum yahaan ho
K:aap log yahaan ..........ehse........kese aap??-
Riya:mein bata ti hun
Me, ST , pooja, Ira came early to wake u up...we knocked on ur door forever but u din open it....then we thought how u locked it....
ST:phir mujhe laga ke tumare haat mein mehndi thi toh tumne kese band kiya ho ga?...........phir mere dimak mein yeh plan aya.............
FLASHBACK:::::
ST goes out the house and looks up at kanyas balcony and finds the door open..
So she somehow climbs and reaches her balcony.....And finds
ST:yeh saand meri kanya se kese chipak gaya hai?!
ST:think......oooo...ab yeh karne mei maza aye ga
ST goes and opens the door insturcts Ira(ranbirs sis), Poo, Riya to come in queitly.......
Riya:we were all so shocked!!!
ST whispers a plan to them and they smiles giggle and agree....
ST and Ira hold ranbirs legs and Pooja and Riya hold his hands....
They take him into the bathroom and place him in the tub....
Pooja:ranbir wiggled and found himself comfortable in there....then me and shntu left ira and riya to look after him while we got buckets of cold water..
and to make it more interesting we added ice in there....
K:what?!.....omg
ST:shhhh......pooja ko bata ne de...
Poo:aur phir hum wapas aaye aur ender gaye hum sab ne saat mein mil kar ranbir par yeh pani.......giggles
BACK TO NOW..................
Ranbir was shivering ...
K:awwwwww.........ranbir tum tik toh ho na
ST:mimics her.........ranbir tum tik toh ho na
R:eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!(gets up) shanta mein tumhe dekh lu ga...(Lowers his voice) yaad rak na
ST:han han...tik hai
Kanya grabs a towel for him and wraps it around him and everyone else just watchs and aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww's
R is leaving thru the balcony when he sees anand outside...and runs bac in
K:kya hua?
R:tumara bap bahar hi kada hai
Ira:don wry bro...we'll get u out....rite shantu?
ST:(looks at her nails and pretends like she filing them) pehle use humko maafi maang ni pade gi
R:kya?
Riya:come on jij
R:im sry(whispers)
Poo:wat ...sunai nahi diya...
R:im--m s--sr
ST:tik hai...aaj tumhe jaane deti hun par agli bar...
ST directs kanya to not wry and go take a bath
ST directs everyone to gather around ranbir in a circle and not let him be seen.....
They head out the door.....and are talking w/ eachother when Pammi sees them..
and goes to them...
P:yeh tum log itni subha subha kaha jaa rahe ho?
Riya:woh aunty...actually
ST:tumse matlab?
P:kanya kithar hai?
Pooja:kaha hogi apne kamre mein
P:acha....is leaving when she looks back....yeh pani kaha se..(looks at ST)
ST looks down ...they totally forgot ranbir was wet w/ water....
ST:woh kya hai naa.....IRA!!...who was right behind her...thodi der ruk nahi sakti thi?
Ira:mein?
pooja:hum bahar hi toh jaa rahe the!!
P:kya matlab?
ST:woh...isne maanat li hai...ke jab tak kanya aur ranbir ki shaadi nahi ho jaati woh washroom mein kadam nahi rake gi
Ira+P:kya?!
Ira: i mean....han....yeh tik ke rahi hai
P:toh tum nahati nahi(u don take a bath?)
ST:leti hai naa.....bahar...woh .....kya kete hai....swimming pool
P:badi ajeeb maanat hai.....acha mein chalti hun....aap log ek gante(hr) mein vapas aaja naa ....bohot kaam hai
Pooja:han mom....bye....
------------------------------
Then leave Pammi w/ a relief
Ira:maine ehsi maanat ....kya shantu?
ST:mujhe kuch aur yaad nahi aaya toh phir........
R giggles...
R:ab yeh chodo aur mujhe yahaan se bahar nikalo...
They almost reach the door when Anand walks in .....
ST makes a confused face...
Anand:hey....kese ho tum log?
Riya+Ira:hello uncle....
ST:tu itni subha mei kaha se aa raha hai?
Anand:woh tum log kaam karne wale ho...is liye maine socha ke mein bhi apna kaam karu...is liye meri files le kar aaya hun.....aacha kiya naa?
POoja:bilkul galat...
Anand:kya matlab?
Pooja:aap humare saat nahi kaam kare ge....come on dad..it'll b fun..
Riya:woh aunty ko bhi saat chahiye
Anand:tik hai...
ANAND WAS LEAVING WHEN RANBIRS PHONE STARTED RINGING
everyone looked around trying to figure out whos phone it was...
ranbir took it out and gave it to the nearest person who was pooja
Pooja:sry woh mera phone hai...
ST SLAPS POOJA
ST:pata nahi subha subha jab kahi jaa rahe ho tab kisi ka phone lena nahi chahiye...
Anand pretends he din see that and walks away
they walk outside...and were at the gate
Poo:kya ST...kitni sor(hard) se mara
ST:yeh sab is bal ki dukan ki vaja se hai
THey were by the car ira and riya came in when HARRY ARRIVED
Harry:hey...can u guyz drop me off...actually my friend n i r gonna go to the theater and hes got his bike so i don wanna bring mine...
Riya:sure
ST stared at her like she was crazy
Riya:i mean...ummmm...no...yea...maybe...idk
Ira:actually we don have enuf seats
Pooja:yea...harry...
ST:aacha ab hum jaate hai
HarrY;ek minuate....5 seats and we are 5
Pooja:no we(whispers) have a saand w/ us
Harry:what?
ST:nothing....um humare pas yeh zaaman hai(ranbir had a blanket over him...)..aur woh ek puri seat le leta hai
Harry:don b stupid ST....just put it in the decki(trunk)
R:(whispers to Ira) eeeehhhhhhh!!!!!!im not going in the trunk
Ira:sure...u can ride w/ us.....its just u have to sit in the front
Harry:sure
Pooja:aur yeh zaaman?
Riya:by ST's legs
R:WHAT?!.....i think im gonna die today
So the scence was ranbir was crushed in b/w the Harry's seat and ST feet
R:omg...wat disgusting smell?
Harry reaches his destionation........
H:bye...thanz
ST:eh....chal saand ab hatt...
ST moves him but when they remove the blankets his eyes are closed.....
HE FAINTED!!!
ST:nothing to wry bout....
ST gets her shoes and puts it right next to his nose....
and just in a few mins....he starts moving...
Riya:wow...kya dimak hai...
ST:ye hamesha kaam aata hai
R:eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!......
ranbir gets up...and sits on the seat...
R:mein ab ehsa kuch nahi karuga ke mujhe aap se milna pade
ST:waat lag gayi hoti agar mein nahi hoti(she says w/ pride)
R:(thinking) ab aap dekho mein aap se kese badla leta hun
WHAT IS GONNA DO???
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