Chapter 10

Home ff part 35(a)

Vasant and 320 are guarding the place...soon shanav and bhadresh arrives...with agent P and agent S being as hostage...

Bhadresh - haash chalo jaldi pauch Gaye  baapre bahut thak gaya hoon in dono ko pakd ke...

Vasant- (surprised) sach mein bhadresh tumne  indono ko pakda ?

Bhadresh - Haan matalb Woh thoda mein ne sirf in dono ke sar pe mota sa danda mara hai .. lekin  yeh bhi bahut kaam hai na..itna kaam  mein ne Aaj tak Nahi kiya.

Agent P- (scared) Dekho...Dekho yeh acha nahi kar rahe ho tum sab ..tum aliens  yeh prithvi pe kabzaa nahi kar sakte...

320-  tch tch tch yr  tum sab insaano ki problem kya hai..yr..kya hamare paas sirf yehi kaam bacha hai ki dusre grah ko kabza karo. Jaise Woh insaani serial mein hota hai ki bahu achi sidhi  ho toh saas uske khilaaf saazish Kar I hai Pura din baithe baithe... .

Vasant-  Haan  sahi kaha...aur Nahi toh kya ...matalb alien sunna nahi ki  grah par kabza karne ki mala japna start kar deto ho..aree hume bhi toh kaam hota hai ..

320- Haan aur Nahi toh kya abhi..Woh hamare grah pe na kitna construction kaam pada  hai... Kitna kaam pending pada hai.

Bhadresh- ( surprised) areee waah 320 Bhai aapke yaha bhi construction Ka kaam time pura nahi hota?

320- Haan ..Dekho na bhadresh bhai abhi kitna kaam pada hai...abhi Woh hamare spaceship vke liye roads nahi banne...

Vasant- (murmuring to Sharad and manav) kaha se pura hoga  tumhare jaise nikame  kaha kaam karte hai..agar karte toh Aaj apne grah ppp road ban jaate..

320- jijaji kya bola aapne..?? Aapne abhi kya bola mein ne kuch sunna

Vasant- kya...? Kya Maine kaha kuch bola..pucho.. sharad aur Manav se ..Maine ne kuch bola .

Shanav nods a no...

Vasant- dekha maine me kaha kuch bola...

Agent P - Dekho...yeh Acha nahi kar rahe ho ...tum sab...

Varsha-off ho ...bhaisaab ...chup hojaaye aap...dono..chalo abhi bahut kaam hai...agar chup chaap hamare saath nahi aaye  toh...Acha nahi hoga...

Agent P and agent S and other guards get scared..

Vasant- waah waah meri Varsha kya daanta hai..in sabko...ppp daanta hai...

Sharad- Bhabhi . Ek dum .ppp daanta hai...(to guards) chalo ab hamare saath warna acha nahi hoga...

Varsha and shanav takes guards and agents with them...

Agent S - please please hame mat marna humne aapka kya bigaada hai...mein ne toh abhi abhi join join kiya hai...bair agency...aree meri oh abhi Shaadi bhi nahi hui...

Varsha- chup hojaao sab...agar tum sab chahte ho ki tum sabko kuch na ho toh Tumhe hamara kaam karna hoga...

Agent P- Nahi hum tumhara koi kaam nahi karenge...

Karthik- Dekho zyada hoshiyaari mat dekhao warna acha nahi hoga...mujeh majboori mat karo Mera super power use karne mein...

Varsha -(showing knife)(faking anger) ab chup chaap yaha  baitho aur jo kahu woh karo warna...

G3- hum ..hum karenge aap Jo kahnege Woh karenge...

Varsha - (handling plates) good...chalo ab chup chaap yaha baitho aur yeh lo plate  lo..

G1- yeh plate kyu De raho ho...

Varsha- sabji kaatne ke liye...

Agent S -  sabji ???

Varsha - Haan aur agar achi sabji nahi kaati toh acha nahi hoga..

Manav - ... Aur abhi toh mere Ghar ki sabziyaan aur Bhavna aunty aur Liza bhabhi ke Ghar ki bhi sabziyaan kaatni hai..toh jaldi jaldi kaam shuru karo...

Jacky- aur  kaam chori mat karna mein nazar rakh raha hoon...

Bhadresh- (in sleepy) aur mein..bhi..Varsha bhabhi aap jaao mein nazar rakhunga...same majja aayega...

Here...

Sweety Singh and agent q has captured agent P and and agent S and some other guards...

Sweety singh - oyeee chup khote ...bich mein kyu bola...abhi chalo chup chaap...sab. pe .warna super power use karunga...chalo khoteyoin...

Bhavna aunty- aeee sweety singh...chaal ave jaldi kya baate kaarne baith Gaya hai...unlogo ke saath...

Sweety Singh-  Mataji mein baat nahi kar raha mein toh unhe chup chaap chalne ke liye keh raha hoon ...

Bhavna aunty- haa  toh chalte chalte  bol ne Bhai..(murmuring) ek toh zindgi mein pehli baar thik se police ka kaam kiya hai... Aur phir abhi time pass kar raha hai...

Sweety singh - oyeee Mataji tusi yeh kya keh rahe ho aap kisi se bhi puch lo thaane mein ..aajtak ek bhi case  pending nahi hai.. ..Aaj ki taarikh mein ek bhi ek bhi case aisa nahi jisse mein ne solve na kiya ho

Lajo aunty- offo ho Bhavna bhabhi aur sweety Singh ji aap baad mein behas karna abhi nahi ...

Shishir- Haan jaldi chaliye ...Woh agent z aur agent x issi taraf aa rahe hai...

Here...

Liza Ronnie and bhairavi are taken as hostage by guards..

G 5- chalo ...sidhe sidhe chalo aur koi hoshiyaari mat karna..

G-6  (talking on phone with agent z)  hello sir...hamne Woh aliens ke dost hamare kabze mein hai...

Agent x- good...yeh Acha hua ab Woh aliens ko pakd na aasan hoga...sunno tum jaha ho wahi rahi mein aatah hoon waha aur Haan jaraa unke saathiyo Jo bhi kahabar kar do...

Meanwhile ..on other side..

Real ohja uncle and hemant present..their duplicate have disappeared...

Bhavna aunty is giving deadly glares to agents and guards..

Bhavna aunty - yeh kya hai Haan...yeh kya...hai..sabji koi aise kaata hai...Haan yeh dekho.. batata kaise kaate hai... yeh  kya hai pyaaz kaise kaate hai...

Lajo aunty- Haan Bhavna bhabhi aur yeh dekho mutter kaise  chille hai..sab  sadii hui mutter ko ache  waale mutter  ke daane ke saath mix kiya hai...

Agent P-(scared) sorry par yeh mutter ka daanta Kaha kharab hai ..Bhenji...sab thik toh  hai mujeh toh ek hui kharab daana nahi dikh raha ..

Varsha - kya bhaisaab .mujeh bhi saamne se dikh  raha hai ki yeh mutter ke daane kharab hai...

Agent P - Bhenji Sahi mein nahi dikha...

Bhavna aunty-tambura nahi dikha...areee kaamchori ki hai ..kaamchori..tum sab se toh meri chakudi bahut achi hai..areee usse patah hai ki sabji kaise kaate hai...

Jacky- aur yeh ...lauki Dekho kaisi kaati hai ...bhavna aunty .aapko square shape ki kaatni thi   aapne toh insaani puzzle aata hai na uske tukde jaise kaate hai... Sabji aise nahi kaate ...

Bhavna aunty-(hitting on guard 3 's head)  kuch Sikh kuch dafforeshwar kuch Sikh..yeh alien hoke bhi issi itni samjh hai ki lauki kaise kaate hai...

Karthik- (showing a plate ) mummy yeh dekho...yeh agent S ne methi kaise kaati hai...kharab patte alag bhi naahi kiye .. ...

Agent S - areee kaha kharab patte hai..sirf thoda rang nikal gaya hai.. aur yaha toh sab hare rang ke patte hai..toh patah kaise chalega ki  kkharab kya hai.

G3- aur yeh dekho sab patte khaane laayak hai bhabhiji...kya patah chalta hai..

Lajo aunty- Hari toh ghass bhi hoti hai..toh ke ghass ki sabji khaaoge... ..

Bhavna aunty- ..yeh dekho yeh kya hai Haan tum sabko kuch sachi mein aata hai ya bas aise hi naam ke agent ho...

G4- par Mataji hum toh yaha Naukri karte hai aur yeh sab ghar kaam hame nahi aata ...

Agent q -kyu nahi aata ..mein toh agent hoon yaha phir bhi mujeh sab aata hai...

Bhavna aunty - ab chalo  jaldi jaldi haath chalao. Abhi bahut kaam hai  aur agar ab gadbad ki toh yeh chutta chappa maarungi ...

Suddenly they hear... hemant's voice

'Dekha mein ne  kaha tha par meri baat nahi Sunni mein ne kaha uncle ghazal jaise tukde mat kaato...

Agent P - (scared) yeh ...yeh...awaaz..awaaz  kaha se aayi...

Hemant -  yaha se ..Aapke piche agent s uncle..

Agent S - bh...bh...bhooth..sir... bhooth...bhooth hai yaha ...hato...hato...bhooth... bhooth

Karthik - areee nai aap daro mat  Woh bhooth nahi hai Woh mera bhai hai.. hemant..Woh eeeh wala Woh...

Varsha - tch tch  hemant beta aise nahi daraate gayab hoke..chal ab  wapas aaja ...

Hemant becomes visible...

Hemant - hawww . mummy mein toh gayab  nahi hona  chahta tha par yeh agent uncle ne kaha ki jaa pareshan mat kar gayab hojaata Yaha se... Jabki mein toh unhe kabse bol Raha tha ki uncle sabji ghazal ke tukde a aise nahi kaate the..Bhavna aunty aapko daantenge ...

Bhavna aunty- sikho kuch sikho isse.. hemant ko bhi patah hai ki sabji ghazal ke tukde jaise nahi kaat  te

Agent s- ghazal ke tukde??

Agent q- ghazal ke tukde kya hota ???

Varsha - ghazal ke tukde ..beta kya bol raha ?

Hemant- mummy ghazal ke tukde...areee wahi Jo hum khelte hai..

Vasant arrives along with sharad ..

Vasant- Varsha...Varsha...Bhavna aunty ..Bhavna aunty...

Bhavna aunty- ek  min vasant Bhai..yeh pehle hemant kya bol raha kuch samjh nahi aa raha hai. .

Hemant- papa mein kabse bol Raha hoon yeh agent ko ghazal ke tukde jaise mat kaato sabji  warna Bhavna aunty daategi toh yeh agent P waale uncle mujeh bola ki  pareshan mat kar gayab hojaa..aap daantiye unko...

Vasant - kya...?? (Towards agent P ) Agent P aapki himmat kaise hui mere bete ki aisa bolne ki...Woh bichara toh aapki help Kar Raha hai...aur aap hai ki..usse daanta rahe..hai...

Hemant- mein ne kaha unko ki sabji ghazal ke tukde  jaise mat kaato

Vasant- ghazal ke tukde ?? Hemant beta Woh ghazal ke tukde Nahi hota..Woh puzzle ke tukde hota hai..beta puzzle..yeh dekh...

Vasant opens his blackboard...

Karthik- papa..ek Min ..mein samjhta hoon..yeh dekho..-426 puzzle aur ghazal alag hota hai...puzzle Woh Jo insaan khelte hai..aur ghazal Woh Jo insaan  gaate...hai...abhi puzzle na bahut saare types ke hote hai..pehla jisske tukde...

Vasant- ek min ek min...2015 Jha la suka  ho PA ka ta...-426...??(2015  tum kya aise sikhaoge -426 ko meaning)

Karthik- -papa...go ta ha ho la ma pa ( papa mein Sahi hi toh sikha raha hoon...

Bhadresh-(sleepy tone) Bhai..jaraa niche subtitle deep toh hame kuch samjh aaye...

Vasant- oh Haan ...sorry...sorry..mein yeh keh raha hoon ki karthik beta aise nahi samjhte meaning...

Meaning aise samjhate hai.

Varsha- vasant..aur 2015 aap dono apni paathshala abhi jaldi complete kariye ...

Sharad- areee bhaiya aap jaaldi samjhaaye hamare upar time  bahut kam hai ..time  tick tick tick kar ke waste ho Raha hai

Vasant- Haan Haan mein samjhata hoon..aur karthik Tu bhi mere paas se class le le...(again opens black board again) dekh puzzle ki spelling yeh hai aur ghazal ki spelling yeh hai..puzzle Woh hota hai beta Jiske aade tede tukde  hum  bithaane padte hai..hathodi maarke yaad hai uss din hum aise hatodi maarke baitha rahe the..aur ghazal Woh Jo  Manhar udaas  uncle gaate hai na..Woh  ...

Hemant- oh acha ..Woh...

Bhavna aunty- vasant Bhai aapki paathshala khatam hogayi ho toh fatafat kaam bolo bhai kya hua

Vasant takes bhavna aunty and varsha aside tells the whole matter...

Vasant- Varsha..bahut badi gadbad hogayi hai...

Varsha - kya hua..vasant ..kya hua...

Vasant- Varsha aree woh shishir ne abhi dekha apne superpower se ...areee woh kuch guards ne aur agent said agent z ne  bhairavi...Ronnie aur Liza ko pakd liya ..aur agar hum Nahi Gaye unke saamne toh woh log unlogo ko Nahi chodenge.

Bhavna aunty- kya..kya Woh guards ko toh ab mein nahi  chodungi...meri chakudi aur Ronnie  aur Liza ko pakd ne ki himmat kaise ki...haalo vasant Bhai...

Vasant-  areee bhavna aunty...aap aap shaant rahiye hame shaanti se kuch sochna hoga..warna hum sab musibat  mein aajayenge...

Varsha- Haan aur hum yeh baat waha Woh agents ke samane nahi karnege warna woh agents aur guards ko hame chodna hoga...

Bhavna aunty- Haan Haan Varsha..Sahi kaha aur abhi Woh agents ko sabji kaatne baithaya warna woh bhi nahi kaatenge...

Varsha - Haan Bhavna aunty..aur ek toh sabji bhi achi nahi kaate

Bhavna aunty- hasto wadi...

Vasant is surprised on hearing this...

Vasant-(in mind) lagta hai hemant giri ka asar sab pe ho Raha...hai..Bhavna aunty hemantdadi ban Gaye hai..Khair Jo bhi ho ...   Abhi sabko bachane ke liye kuch sochta hoon...

Vasant thoughts are  broken by Bhavna aunty's voice

Bhavna aunty- vasant Bhai...ooo vasant bhai kya sochne baith Gaye..aap jaao hum aate hai...haal Varsha...haal.

Varsha leaves with Bhavna aunty...