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Hullo everyone 🤗. Written something after a really long time. Dedicating this sht to @Mishtilove because she's just so adorable and always there to reply when no one is around. I hope reading this brings big smile on your face that even your aching tooth can't stop you from smiling. Also, it is dedicated to my dear Champ who's down with fever. I hope this brings you some smile. And, before you being, I'm damn sure there are lots of grammatical and spelling errors so just ignore that. Feelings samjho ya! Enjoy reading 😃.
The Master Plan!
Kanta was pacing up and down in her bedroom thinking of all the possible plans to get close to the love of her life. Jeevan came out of the bathroom drying his almost negligible hair with the towel when he saw Kanta worried. "Phir ye aurat mere saut ke baare mein soch rahi. Chee. Meri kismat hi kharab hai. Mujhe Pammi ka rishta thukrana nhi chahiye tha. Aisi bewafa toh na thi woh." Thinking that he threw the towel on the bed to gain Kanta's attention but she was too engrossed in her thoughts to notice anything around her. Jeevan took the towel from the bed and kept it on the chair. "Idea!" Kanta shouted and jumped in joy. Jeevan had a mini heart attack when she shouted. "Chal beta. Phir se apna suhaag bachana hai. Next time se main koi karwachaut ka vrat nahi rakhunga. Yeh aurat ki jitni lambi umr hogi,lamba lamba mere suhaag Pe khatra hoga. Log bhi toh mujhe hi characterless samjhenge na." He wore his checkered shirt and pants murmuring everything.
Mehek was in her room looking at Shaurya who was busy typing on his laptop. "I'm so bored." She sighed loud enough to catch his attention. "I heard that babe." Shaurya said closing the laptop. "Mehek. I'm sorry sweetheart." Shaurya got up from the couch and sat near her feet. "I could not give us any time." He said holding her hand. "Let's go on some vac.." He was cut short by Mehek's phone. Withdrawing her hand from his', she picked up the call. "Hello Chachi. How are you and everyone else doing?" Mehek asked with a broad smile. "Oh God!" Shaurya got up and went to his work. "Of course Chachi. I and Shaurya would love to join you guys for camping." Mehek was really excited. "Ye Mehek bhi na." Shaurya thought to himself.
"Kal jab pair mein treasure hunt hoga, I'll pair myself with Jaanu. We'll go deep in the jungle, duniya se door, sirf main aur mera Jaanu." Kanta blushed while dreaming about her Jaanu. Jeevan who was next to her on the bed looked at her and tore his already gone hair. "Mere saath hi aisa kyun hota hai." He thought to himself.
While in a different part of the capital city, a woman, actually a zombie's half sister, Archie sat looking excitedly at Mandhar whom she bailed out after running from mental asylum. "Tumko uss Mehek se badla lena hai aur mujhe Shaurya chahiye. Ek informer just told me ki SharNas are going for some camping in the outskirts of Delhi. My plan is to kidnap Shaurya and hit him in the head to make him lose his memory. Uske baad I'll tell him I'm his wife and we'll settle in Jhumritalaiya." She said her American accent. Mandhar suppressed his laughter on her fake accent. "Aur hum uss Mehek ko batayenge ki humse pehle uu thali nhi chatt kar sakti. Aur uss golu molu Neev ko bhi batayenge ki hum usske baapu hain, uu Hero nahi." Mandhar said putting his scarf around his neck. Then they both laughed hysterically. "Mast villain ki tarah hase hum dono." Mandhar said excitedly.
The sun rose and all the plan makers were ready to execute their respective 'Master Plan'. "Mehek jaldi bahar aao please. Emergency!" Shaurya shouted holding his tummy. "Ouch!" He heard Mehek's voice. "Kya hua?" He shouted. No answer. He somehow managed to open the door with and saw Mehek holding her head while sitting on the floor. "Aap humare bathroom mein kaise aaye? Neev ke Baapu! Ye aadmi." She shouted looking at Shaurya. Shaurya pused her out of the bathroom. "Abhi baad mein." He said while closing the door. Nature's video call!
"Kahan hai mera Jaanu. Abhi tak aaya kyun nahi?" Kanta said nervously. Jeevan was looking at her. Nehal was giggling looking at Kanta who was dressed in yellow denim shots and purple tank top and a beach hat. "Hass kyun rahi hai. Tu bhi toh aise hi kapde pehenti hai." Mansi hit Nehal on her arms. "Arre Maa main inki chaar inch ki stilettos dekh ke has rahi hoon." Nehal giggled. Mansi was glad that Ravi, Dadaji and PD were gone to pilgrimage. Jeevan told Kanta to not wear heels on camping but she was bing in love, fractured in love seemed gorgeous to her. She had already thought when to trip on her heels so that Shaurya carried in her arms. Ah! Bliss! "Yeh Jaanu abhi tak aaya kyun nahi."
Archie and Mandhar had already put a tent near to where SharNas were. Mandhar was decorating all the dished in two different thalis that were giant size. He also kept 2-3 chocolates of 2 rupees each. "Oye Golu, ab main batata hoon ameer kaun hai." He said and ate one of the three chocolates. He immediately spit it out. "Chee. Woh motu isko khaata kaise hai." He wrapped it back. "Keh dunga pighal gyi thi ye." He was proud of himself mentally on the thought of conning the child.
"Mehek zyda nautanki mat karo. See I have arranged Neev also. Please stop being this Vandana woman. Already I'm tired of carrying thus guy." He adjusted Neev in his hand who was smiling like mad. Mehek was walking behing him wearing the same crapy grey saree with the very same tacky silver oxidised jewellery. "Aur ye batao, where did you get your dirty saree from. Ew." Shaurya made face. "Jahan se bhi layein ho. Aapko kya. Humko ye bataiye ke Neev Ke Baapu kahan hain." Mehek said straitening her Pallu. They were followed by an uninterested Dolly Maasi who probably didn't get her 'ek lota paani' in the morning and thus Awara was blasted on but what could be done. Also, Vicky followed them just in case he gets something to do. He practically was tired of just being home and looking at the ants eating his wife away.
Kanta got happy seeing Shaurya. Everyone greeted each other. Kanta wanted to hug Shaurya but Neev wasn't budging a bit from his lap. Vicky blushed seeing Nehal and greeted her. "Vicky ek baat batao." Nehal said while everyone was busy talking about random stuff. "Bolo." Vicky blushed harder thinking she's going to propose him. "Tumhari wife dieting karte karte hawa ho gyi kya. Achanak se gayab hi ho gyi. Acchi ladki toh nahi thi but I really sympathise with her. Bechari ko kaisa useless husband mila." Nehal laughed looking at him. Vicky just blushed more. Nehal looked at him in confusion.
"Okay let's play treasure hunt." Kanta said excitedly. "There are names of people in these two boxes. I'll pull out two chits together. Jiska naam aayega woh dono pair. She quickly pulled out two chits that read 'Nehal' and 'Vicky' to act natural. Then she looked for the black dotted chit that has hers' and Shaurya's name. She smiled victoriously. She oped the chits and the smile faded away. Now it was time for Jeevan to smile. He smartly changed Shaurya's black dotted chit with Dolly's. He wanted to be her partner but he was just upset with her. He was paired with Mehek and Shaurya was paired with Mansi. They all went in search of the treasure.
Archie and Mandhar were following Mehek and Jeevan. "Tumko nahi lagta yeh Shaurya thoda naata ho gya hai." Mandhar whispered. "Woh tum door se dekh rahe ho iss liye." Archie said again in her fake American accent. She had picked up the accent from her roommate in the asylum and now flaunts it. "Aur uske baal bhi, ganja Shaurya! Mujhe pata tha Mehek uske baal noch legi. Tabhi toh ek saal tak usse apne baal nochwaye but Shaurya par uska prakop nahi barasne diya." Manfhar wiped his tears. "Main uss golu ko inn chocolates se distract karta hu taaki Mehek uske peeche aaye. Tum Shaurya ko kidnap kar lena." Mandhar whispered. Archie showed him a thumbs up and moved ahead of him. "Plan chaalu hai ya nahi?" Mandhar said looking at her going away. "Paagal aurat." He said to himself and decided to throw the chocolate he brought with himself.
As planned, Neev followed the chocolates and Mehek followed Neev while Archie covered Jeevan with the cotton sheet she stealed from the asylum and dragged him to her tent. While in different part of the same jungle Kanta was roaming with Dolly anxiously. "Jeevan ko toh main dekh lungi." She thought to herself. "Ek minute rukiyega. Humko jhadiyon mein jaana hai." Dolly said with a constipated face. "Aapko jahan jaana hai jaiye par main nhi ruknewali." Kanta said and moved. Dolly didn't say anything and went inside the bushes to do her job. After a little while she heard Kanta scream. At a distance she saw her lying on the ground with her ankle probably twisted. "Issi liye hum keh rahe the rukne ko." Dolly looked at her. "Rukiye abhi Baahubali ki tarah kandhe pe utha le aapko bahar nikaal denge hum." She said and bent to pick her up. "You sure?" Kanta said. "Arre haan na. Uu Prabhas ki jagah hum hi karne wale the Baahubali par yahan lalla ki shaadi mein aana pad gya. Rajaji itna wait nahi kar sakte the na." Dolly said and lifted Kanta on her shoulder and began walking towards the place where there have met in the morning.
"Baapu!" Neev saw Mandhar sitting like a villain in the little tent. "Aao re golu molu." Mandhar said. He pulled Neev and was tieing him down with ropes. "Ah ha! Ho gya." He said happily. "Baapu aankh band kar. Main ek jaadu dikhata hoon." Neev said with a smile. Mandhar closed it quickly like a child. Neev gave Mandhar a hard slap on his cheeks. "Ye kaise haath bandha hai. Ullu!" Neev said. Mandhar sat in the corner and cried. Just them Mehek came in to see what was happening. "Mandhar!" She laughed at him who was crying more.
Archie opened Jeevan's face and her smile faded away. "Tum Shaurya nahi ho." She said sadly. Jeevan was already so frustrated hearing Shaurya-Shaurya all the time. "Haan nahi hoon main Shaurya but mere mein kya kami hai. Hot hu. Handsome hu. Ameer bhi hu." He started pouring his heart out. Archie hugged him and both of them shared each other's pain.
After beating Mandhar in the eating competition, Mehek walked out like girl boss with Neev smiling cheerfully. Mandhar could be heard crying in the background because he lost again aur kitne paise bhi uske waste ho gye. Shaurya saw Mehek with Neev. "Tum Mandhar se milne gyi thi? Tum sach mein mujhe phir bhool gyi?" Shaurya said sadly. "Arre Nahi yaar! Main badla le rahi thi. Subah bathroom se jaldi niklne ke liye keh rahe the na." Saying so she laughed like Mad.
Dolly kept Kanta on the ground and sighed. "Aap hain toh bahut bhari. Aur bewakoofo jaise heel kahe pahen ke aa gyi iss jungle mein." She said stretching her arms. Everyone gathered again. Jeevan bid adieu to his best friend Archie and came back. Kanta was again left with a broken heart and probably a bone or two too.
Kanta was pacing up and down in her bedroom thinking of all the possible plans to get close to the love of her life. Jeevan came out of the bathroom drying his almost negligible hair with the towel when he saw Kanta worried. "Phir ye aurat mere saut ke baare mein soch rahi. Chee. Meri kismat hi kharab hai. Mujhe Pammi ka rishta thukrana nhi chahiye tha. Aisi bewafa toh na thi woh." Thinking that he threw the towel on the bed to gain Kanta's attention but she was too engrossed in her thoughts to notice anything around her. Jeevan took the towel from the bed and kept it on the chair. "Idea!" Kanta shouted and jumped in joy. Jeevan had a mini heart attack when she shouted. "Chal beta. Phir se apna suhaag bachana hai. Next time se main koi karwachaut ka vrat nahi rakhunga. Yeh aurat ki jitni lambi umr hogi,lamba lamba mere suhaag Pe khatra hoga. Log bhi toh mujhe hi characterless samjhenge na." He wore his checkered shirt and pants murmuring everything.
Mehek was in her room looking at Shaurya who was busy typing on his laptop. "I'm so bored." She sighed loud enough to catch his attention. "I heard that babe." Shaurya said closing the laptop. "Mehek. I'm sorry sweetheart." Shaurya got up from the couch and sat near her feet. "I could not give us any time." He said holding her hand. "Let's go on some vac.." He was cut short by Mehek's phone. Withdrawing her hand from his', she picked up the call. "Hello Chachi. How are you and everyone else doing?" Mehek asked with a broad smile. "Oh God!" Shaurya got up and went to his work. "Of course Chachi. I and Shaurya would love to join you guys for camping." Mehek was really excited. "Ye Mehek bhi na." Shaurya thought to himself.
"Kal jab pair mein treasure hunt hoga, I'll pair myself with Jaanu. We'll go deep in the jungle, duniya se door, sirf main aur mera Jaanu." Kanta blushed while dreaming about her Jaanu. Jeevan who was next to her on the bed looked at her and tore his already gone hair. "Mere saath hi aisa kyun hota hai." He thought to himself.
While in a different part of the capital city, a woman, actually a zombie's half sister, Archie sat looking excitedly at Mandhar whom she bailed out after running from mental asylum. "Tumko uss Mehek se badla lena hai aur mujhe Shaurya chahiye. Ek informer just told me ki SharNas are going for some camping in the outskirts of Delhi. My plan is to kidnap Shaurya and hit him in the head to make him lose his memory. Uske baad I'll tell him I'm his wife and we'll settle in Jhumritalaiya." She said her American accent. Mandhar suppressed his laughter on her fake accent. "Aur hum uss Mehek ko batayenge ki humse pehle uu thali nhi chatt kar sakti. Aur uss golu molu Neev ko bhi batayenge ki hum usske baapu hain, uu Hero nahi." Mandhar said putting his scarf around his neck. Then they both laughed hysterically. "Mast villain ki tarah hase hum dono." Mandhar said excitedly.
The sun rose and all the plan makers were ready to execute their respective 'Master Plan'. "Mehek jaldi bahar aao please. Emergency!" Shaurya shouted holding his tummy. "Ouch!" He heard Mehek's voice. "Kya hua?" He shouted. No answer. He somehow managed to open the door with and saw Mehek holding her head while sitting on the floor. "Aap humare bathroom mein kaise aaye? Neev ke Baapu! Ye aadmi." She shouted looking at Shaurya. Shaurya pused her out of the bathroom. "Abhi baad mein." He said while closing the door. Nature's video call!
"Kahan hai mera Jaanu. Abhi tak aaya kyun nahi?" Kanta said nervously. Jeevan was looking at her. Nehal was giggling looking at Kanta who was dressed in yellow denim shots and purple tank top and a beach hat. "Hass kyun rahi hai. Tu bhi toh aise hi kapde pehenti hai." Mansi hit Nehal on her arms. "Arre Maa main inki chaar inch ki stilettos dekh ke has rahi hoon." Nehal giggled. Mansi was glad that Ravi, Dadaji and PD were gone to pilgrimage. Jeevan told Kanta to not wear heels on camping but she was bing in love, fractured in love seemed gorgeous to her. She had already thought when to trip on her heels so that Shaurya carried in her arms. Ah! Bliss! "Yeh Jaanu abhi tak aaya kyun nahi."
Archie and Mandhar had already put a tent near to where SharNas were. Mandhar was decorating all the dished in two different thalis that were giant size. He also kept 2-3 chocolates of 2 rupees each. "Oye Golu, ab main batata hoon ameer kaun hai." He said and ate one of the three chocolates. He immediately spit it out. "Chee. Woh motu isko khaata kaise hai." He wrapped it back. "Keh dunga pighal gyi thi ye." He was proud of himself mentally on the thought of conning the child.
"Mehek zyda nautanki mat karo. See I have arranged Neev also. Please stop being this Vandana woman. Already I'm tired of carrying thus guy." He adjusted Neev in his hand who was smiling like mad. Mehek was walking behing him wearing the same crapy grey saree with the very same tacky silver oxidised jewellery. "Aur ye batao, where did you get your dirty saree from. Ew." Shaurya made face. "Jahan se bhi layein ho. Aapko kya. Humko ye bataiye ke Neev Ke Baapu kahan hain." Mehek said straitening her Pallu. They were followed by an uninterested Dolly Maasi who probably didn't get her 'ek lota paani' in the morning and thus Awara was blasted on but what could be done. Also, Vicky followed them just in case he gets something to do. He practically was tired of just being home and looking at the ants eating his wife away.
Kanta got happy seeing Shaurya. Everyone greeted each other. Kanta wanted to hug Shaurya but Neev wasn't budging a bit from his lap. Vicky blushed seeing Nehal and greeted her. "Vicky ek baat batao." Nehal said while everyone was busy talking about random stuff. "Bolo." Vicky blushed harder thinking she's going to propose him. "Tumhari wife dieting karte karte hawa ho gyi kya. Achanak se gayab hi ho gyi. Acchi ladki toh nahi thi but I really sympathise with her. Bechari ko kaisa useless husband mila." Nehal laughed looking at him. Vicky just blushed more. Nehal looked at him in confusion.
"Okay let's play treasure hunt." Kanta said excitedly. "There are names of people in these two boxes. I'll pull out two chits together. Jiska naam aayega woh dono pair. She quickly pulled out two chits that read 'Nehal' and 'Vicky' to act natural. Then she looked for the black dotted chit that has hers' and Shaurya's name. She smiled victoriously. She oped the chits and the smile faded away. Now it was time for Jeevan to smile. He smartly changed Shaurya's black dotted chit with Dolly's. He wanted to be her partner but he was just upset with her. He was paired with Mehek and Shaurya was paired with Mansi. They all went in search of the treasure.
Archie and Mandhar were following Mehek and Jeevan. "Tumko nahi lagta yeh Shaurya thoda naata ho gya hai." Mandhar whispered. "Woh tum door se dekh rahe ho iss liye." Archie said again in her fake American accent. She had picked up the accent from her roommate in the asylum and now flaunts it. "Aur uske baal bhi, ganja Shaurya! Mujhe pata tha Mehek uske baal noch legi. Tabhi toh ek saal tak usse apne baal nochwaye but Shaurya par uska prakop nahi barasne diya." Manfhar wiped his tears. "Main uss golu ko inn chocolates se distract karta hu taaki Mehek uske peeche aaye. Tum Shaurya ko kidnap kar lena." Mandhar whispered. Archie showed him a thumbs up and moved ahead of him. "Plan chaalu hai ya nahi?" Mandhar said looking at her going away. "Paagal aurat." He said to himself and decided to throw the chocolate he brought with himself.
As planned, Neev followed the chocolates and Mehek followed Neev while Archie covered Jeevan with the cotton sheet she stealed from the asylum and dragged him to her tent. While in different part of the same jungle Kanta was roaming with Dolly anxiously. "Jeevan ko toh main dekh lungi." She thought to herself. "Ek minute rukiyega. Humko jhadiyon mein jaana hai." Dolly said with a constipated face. "Aapko jahan jaana hai jaiye par main nhi ruknewali." Kanta said and moved. Dolly didn't say anything and went inside the bushes to do her job. After a little while she heard Kanta scream. At a distance she saw her lying on the ground with her ankle probably twisted. "Issi liye hum keh rahe the rukne ko." Dolly looked at her. "Rukiye abhi Baahubali ki tarah kandhe pe utha le aapko bahar nikaal denge hum." She said and bent to pick her up. "You sure?" Kanta said. "Arre haan na. Uu Prabhas ki jagah hum hi karne wale the Baahubali par yahan lalla ki shaadi mein aana pad gya. Rajaji itna wait nahi kar sakte the na." Dolly said and lifted Kanta on her shoulder and began walking towards the place where there have met in the morning.
"Baapu!" Neev saw Mandhar sitting like a villain in the little tent. "Aao re golu molu." Mandhar said. He pulled Neev and was tieing him down with ropes. "Ah ha! Ho gya." He said happily. "Baapu aankh band kar. Main ek jaadu dikhata hoon." Neev said with a smile. Mandhar closed it quickly like a child. Neev gave Mandhar a hard slap on his cheeks. "Ye kaise haath bandha hai. Ullu!" Neev said. Mandhar sat in the corner and cried. Just them Mehek came in to see what was happening. "Mandhar!" She laughed at him who was crying more.
Archie opened Jeevan's face and her smile faded away. "Tum Shaurya nahi ho." She said sadly. Jeevan was already so frustrated hearing Shaurya-Shaurya all the time. "Haan nahi hoon main Shaurya but mere mein kya kami hai. Hot hu. Handsome hu. Ameer bhi hu." He started pouring his heart out. Archie hugged him and both of them shared each other's pain.
After beating Mandhar in the eating competition, Mehek walked out like girl boss with Neev smiling cheerfully. Mandhar could be heard crying in the background because he lost again aur kitne paise bhi uske waste ho gye. Shaurya saw Mehek with Neev. "Tum Mandhar se milne gyi thi? Tum sach mein mujhe phir bhool gyi?" Shaurya said sadly. "Arre Nahi yaar! Main badla le rahi thi. Subah bathroom se jaldi niklne ke liye keh rahe the na." Saying so she laughed like Mad.
Dolly kept Kanta on the ground and sighed. "Aap hain toh bahut bhari. Aur bewakoofo jaise heel kahe pahen ke aa gyi iss jungle mein." She said stretching her arms. Everyone gathered again. Jeevan bid adieu to his best friend Archie and came back. Kanta was again left with a broken heart and probably a bone or two too.
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