Dummy's Guide to Khudgarz
*MM - Megalomaniacs' Mahakatha*
Inconsiderate MQ talks Dharm in a shaala.
*inner voice- oh new BW movie?*
Dummy: Nah! She was ranting on a new Dharma movie...for putting her in mushkil!
She grabs the opportunity to live in the jungle lodge.
*inner voice-do bachchon ka kya?*
Dummy sings...tarzan my tarzan aaja mein sikha tuje pyaar*imaging MQ as Jane with those leafy outfit*original by Alisha Chinoy* ROFL
OK. MQ has done research on heating systems
*inner voice: you mean thermodynamics n all?*
Dummy: No theory!Only practicals on heat transfer. MST*MQ's Sex Therapy*. Lol
Dummy Alert: Pervy MQ was throwing enough hints to excite Kerim??
Achche paravarish junior season has begun. Promos being aired
*inner voice- which channel, promos out?*
Dummy sings - Kya Sabne Socha Main Bachcha Hoon, Mummy bole woh achchi hai, Paapa bole jail achche hai...Tension Tension Tension.*ROFL*
Ozge feeling itchy to play more dumb charades. This time she wants to enact "Ardh Satya"
*inner voice - gole maaro bheje mein*
Dummy : Silly! Thatz the weekend movie.Wait for Gullie to enact... Satya and Ardh Satya! LMAO
Kadir bey returns. Maryem is super excited to receive him. And...
*inner voice- and...*
Dummy(in a single breathe): read offer document's carefully. Subjected to conditions n market risks.
Offer was 1 buy, 3 free.Then new year offer..it became 1 buy 4 free.*GDP - Gullie Domestic Product*kill me.
Now after demonetization of BIL(L) ...the offer was buy 1...dozen free.*kill me*
Dummy Moment: Love is infectious. Maryem greets Kadir with a hug n peck.*loved the parental guidance the elder couple are giving Gullie &Kerim*
Gullie & Kerim unfortunately have never seen a normal married couple closer in life. This setup was much needed for them to learn/unlearn relationship values without being restricted.
*love these subtle points from the creatives*
Gullie read the DT here and decided to be benevolent
*inner voice - like?*
Dummy - Yaar...she celebrated Thanksgiving 2 weeks before. LMAO
*her black friday deal was to sleep on Kerim's bed* kill me*
Dummy Alert : The good bye kiss was purely inspirational from the senior couple doing it just before.*in system engineering its called environmental variables*
Kerim Musti decide to play hide n seek impatiently
Musti predatorily over hears the love birds talk...eerrr chirp
Dummy sings...Aadha hai chandrama,raat aadhi. Reh Naa Jaaye Teree Meree Baat Aadhee,
Musti abrupts adds in his besurily...voice
Mulaakaat Aadhee ...mulaakat aadhee...
By then the navrang of Musti shows up and the strongest color...GREEN goes greener in the forest. How could Kerim live my dream with Gullie?
*inner voice - cuz you died long back, moron*
Dummy : Mere khawbon mein jo aaye...Kerim ko Kahon Kabhi Saamne To Aaye*DDLJ*
Musti sin index is hitting all time high. How could think of shooting a harmless Kerim having a normal chat with Gullie?
If Musti can get married and be glad to be dad...why cant Gullie do the same?*double standards*double delirium*
Superlative acting by Engin. He depicted the fallen, wounded hero very well.
While Musti escapes(once again) with mean mind, he does leave a trail behind?
*inner voice - thrilling*
Dummy : Yaar...kya thrilling. He was doing some garbage segregation there! LOL and checking if he looked good in the CCTV.
Couldnt some animal in the jungle have a Maharaja Musti Meal?*was it ekadashi?*
Dummy volunteers for a blood donation camp. RSVP.
Reckless Mukkadess (wow it rhymes) concludes its the hand of demonetized BIL(L).
She goes back to the dharm lessons of the morning...to recall the story of the "Goose that laid the golden egg".
@Ramanika...so agree to you point. Wanted Gullie to rush to Kerim and attend to him...as though that was the last time for them*
*have to recall IPKKND...that saanse rukh jaaye gi moment which ASR and Khushi felt*
Hospital scene. Kerim is injured by the bleeding, bullet and bile*jealousy*
Good news folks..
*inner voice - children's day got over?*
Dummy : Waiiittt! We got more names/words of Musti...chor, beghar, sharabi, pagal ...@Sehar, Shanaya, Shruti...n all musti haters...that is some relief.:)
An egoistic mother finally does some assessment of her son.
*inner voice - ego gone, sense on?*
Dummy : Aila! It was like filing parvarish taxes after 20 years. LOL
Erdo stuck-up to being a kemina. Meltem to be melted in Musti shame?
*inner voice - in just 6 months?*
Dummy sings...Kar De Mushkil Jeena Ishq Kemina!! ROFL
Dummy Gyan : It is impossible to be selfish and happy!
Dummy's Profound Gyan : Musti sell-fish, MQ selfish, they both are impossible & happy?
PS: How long does it take to extract CDR (call detail record) from an operator when there is public Wi-Fi in that Majestic like bus terminus???Drag point.
Kerim needs a hair cut asap.
And what logic was it to steal Kerim's car?