Dummy's Guide to Distraction
*attract-distract-retract*
Y-company unsettled. Holds an emergency Kemina only meeting. Appraisal & goal setting for Musti
*inner voice - where is Selim?*
Dummy : He is the clap boy of the Muhurat ceremony of the movie...Yesrans Se Dobara Dokha! :)
Musti comes home lachar and bebas! And he can settle his turmoil by threatening Aasu!
*inner voice - nothing new.*
Dummy sings...angoori angoori ..chusti badayi...angoori angoori.LMAO
The confusion of the choosing the authors has been resolved. Its Halide & Risat.
*inner voice - for whattt?*
Dummy : Art of parenting... parvarish the keminapan! LOL
MQ interference was higher than the daily dose.
*inner voice- oh!she too had angoori?*
Dummy : How it works
First 10 ml ...she phone butts KF having important conversation!
Second 10 ml ...she oogles at Kadir, whiffs him for lady's perfume
Third 10 ml...she is slaushed on her one track mind.
And finally, ...susu-gate! ha...ha!
MQ's angoori cocktail creates commotion with Maryem.
Maryem's laakh koshish to engage Kadir in a conversation goes in vain.
*inner voice - love, lawyer, lady*
DUmmy : Decides to gift a DVD .."who's that girl?" to Maryem.
*inner voice - why?*
Cuz its filmed in NYC*kill me*
Erdo comes back to form
*inner voice - how?*
Dummy : The Jack-ass returns. LMAO
Munir perplexed with Erdo's kemina skills
Yasir diverts the attention with his peecha karo "Minority" report. Every move of Kadir Killa attracts their attention.
*inner voice - this is scary*
Dummy : Which movie...Jack-ass returns(3D) or Minority report? ROFL
Dummy Alert : Do they know the jungle lodge as well?
Erdo wines & whines night long. He reaches home next morning in disorder...after a walk. LOL
Erdo as Jack the giant slayer attacks bean stalk Risat in aberration to tell he was always "Jack-shadow recruit" of the Y-company. LMAO.*kill me now*
@Shanaya, Aashi ...pls put the dialogues..its always cheap thrills to read them again :)
Finally in a dabang mood he sings...
Aa bhar jaaye mann wa tu aisi pee layi de
Arrey aadat apni sasuri bahut kameeni hai bahut kamini hai
Humka peeni hai peeni hai humka peeni hai...
Risat retracts after the Erdo show down. He has a game to play. Calls Musti
*inner voice- kya hoga ab?*
Dummy : Simple...its that Saath mein doob marne ka...blue print.
The awkwardness of the first kiss was evident on KF. Gullie was frenzy with her actions First she touches the hot plate, then spills water on the sweater. Kerim is concerned on her scalds.
*inner voice - it wasnt wet to change*
Dummy : Yaarr...its was tayyar hone ka bahana.
Dummy Alert : Those turtle neck sweaters look like a 3 piece value pack ones. Creatives please give some budget to Gullie's clothes.
While Kerim is engrossed in a selfie mode...for pulling of his daring stunt. Adds angerzi music for the dinner mood.
By now Gullie is retracted ..and guilt of being besharmi is eating her up. Back to the silent zone.
*inner voice - isnt it a traffic sign*
Dummy - Haaanji. Its always one-way traffic or silent zone on a KF highway.
Dummy Moment : Gullie speaks her mind in a fuzzy state. She putting her hand on the hot plate was akin to hurting herself by going her attraction i.e Kerim?
Dummy loved the bits when Kerim insisted that their attempt to a kiss was not an amoral stuff to clear the distraction on Gullies mind. While Kerim accepts that he did take a chance...after seeing his dad sang songs from Himmatwala
And while their conversation was gaining momentum, the interference from the Kadir killa..had to happen.
Kerim loathes MQ. Their banter on whose line is it anyway was uber cool.*dummy's dejavu too*
While the sensation of touch played havoc on KF, Gullie looked vexed, Kerim looked sexed.
*inner voice - sprinkle holy water nooowww*
Dummy sings...karvate badalte rahe...sare raat hum...aap ki kasam.* dog barks* dreams come*...aap ki kasam
Viewers mind *if they still had it ON* complicated...aap ki kasam*hilal*OK...we got the point.
@Gayu...Chowkidar se plumber. *job rotation policy in FG Kompany* LOL
Dummy Moment : Gullie insists to go back. And Kerim respects her decision.He is very fine drawn with his mind. And the un-clogging the water pipe was an attempt to clean up the fuzzy Gullie mind?
Gullie remembers all the good times spent the getaway...including their first kiss!!
The cycle of attraction, retraction, distraction continues...
Dummy's Gyan : The law of attraction without action is distraction
Dummy's Profound Gyan : The Gullie's law of attraction without action is retraction.*back to square one*
PS: Like how Kerim was giving orange pieces to Gullie..while she spoke.
Loved that labour pain acting by MQ.(Esra is the actor's name?)
Edited by DefLeppard - 9 years ago
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