Dummy's guide to Dikkat
*solution ka pata nahin, all izz well?*
Wow!HRH is showing improvements. She got all DVD which dummy had mentioned. ROFL
*inner voice -yeah she wants to impress her hone wali bahu*
Dummy: kabhi saas bhi bahu thi?
Risat now wants to movie talk to avoid any further trouble.
Accident, biwi ho toh aisi, mere naseeb, raaz, adalat, kanoon apna apna, qaatil, aitbaar and finally takes his reservoir dogs out! LOL
Perihaan lost interest in Raaz series, now wants to watch Murder series.
Risat still thinking she likes Raaz sings ...phatti hont tere, tharki mind mera
*inner voice - she said kismat, beta too*
Dummy : just call it sochna mana hai. LMAO
Yadigar in yonder She decides to leave.
*inner voice - hmm her life in danger?*
Dummy: Aur Nahin toh kya...she binged watched Jack Series...jack the ripper drinking Jack Daniels, singing Jack n Jill and finally fell down like a jack-o-lantern.
Dr.Nel removes the obstacle of no surgery. Good news.
*inner voice- what if Risat put a chip in her brain*
Dummy : Are you being a little Dillogical? *Lays*LMAO
Erdo has many disputes to resolve.
He is in the lead role of a movie - Pyaar, Husn aur Dikkat!*kill me*
*inner voice - next EID release?*
Dummy : Yaar...DVD in his mommy's bag. LOL
MQ complicates with her fodder scam.
*inner voice- samosa in aloo?*
Dummy : Ennnouugh! it was aa bail mujhe maar in selfie.
Whenever the phone beeps, Musti pees? LOL
*inner voice- diaper hai na*
Dummy : Now..that diaper rash...cant heal soon*buys mammy poko cream*
Musti in media mess.Small mercies Hilal spared us from the idiot on the idiot box.
*inner voice - runs to find more cuss words*
Dummy : Whaaattt! Risat got the dictionary words changed?
MQ desperate for a Maryem Kadir hitch
*inner voice - is there any other topic she can think off?*
Dummy : Yeah...now she wants to sleep on Kerim's bed.
Ender, lady you are Mrs.Perfect. Should dummy remind you this?
*inner voice - raymond's launched for women now?*
Dummy singing Tum Husn Pari, Turaner ki janleva, Mein Ender prefect, Mein karti sawal, Tum sabki jalwa, Saundarya agent Yaseem!(2)
*sonali bendre- nostalgia*
Musti to be trouble shooter for Ender
*inner voice -moron leave Aasu alone?*
Dummy : means shoots himself*sola somvar vrat keliye ready if this happens*
To ease out the dilemma running in Gullie's mind, Kerim suggests for a walk in the woods*should it be clouds?*
Dummy Moment : They walk hand-in hand*for the first time?* Dummy was waiting for this moment. They had enough of walk behind each other.
So the topic of Down under brings the disputed point.
Gullie explains the dikkat of the letter to Kerim. His words had played havoc on her senses. Oh boy she memorized every word except the decimal system.
*inner voice- sings walk of life- dire straits*
Dummy : Did you see Kerim's face? It was like when your bank balance is quoted wrong...for a few lakhs to few thousands. ROFL
Dummy Alert : Hilal to make it look natural, asked to them clasp hands which would be more comfortable.
@Blyton did you see those nails and those long fingers?* Uff!
And the trouble begins...
*inner voice- ye! when did it stop?*
Kerim is sure on Gullie's restrained behavior. Its his presence which acts on her senses. But Gullie fakes it?*only later episodes can tell us this?*
For lighter moments they did fake some more of the camaraderie.*claps*claps*
Did Kerim suggest name, place, animal, thing?
*inner voice - yes*
Dummy : See what happened...an animal landed literally.
Dummy's game suggestions to Kerim *no physical games*strictly sanskari*
1. Tic-tac-toe.
2. joining the dots and make squares with your intials ...K, F
3. candy land
4. stack up the cups
*inner voice - isnt all this for 3+years*
Dummy : Haan...pata hai. Gullie abhi bachi hai. Thatz what Rahmi says...not my fault OK! LOL
Now Gullie says...Darr and sings...darwaaza band kar loon
*inner voice - what a song*
Dummy : Yeah...this is what happens if you only listen to the song and not watch it. ROFL
Knock, knock...Lodo...I am MQ's drone.
The hungry doggie wanted a bone...he was looking for KebabMeinHaddi.*CUPA on guard*dare not talk on dogs*
@Shruti has already mentioned Kerim's frustration. He knocks out on the timber.
He is bewildered by the love n affection that stranger dog can get..while he has been there just watching it.
And that "raat bhar masti karenge", dog must be bored, hungry...na jaane kya kya imaginary problems to solve on the dog.
Dummy tried to decode the Kerim's hair cut...the dog's hair style it is &&& she likes it!Period.
And an abrupt "Good night" added to the predicament running high on Kerim and finally that on/off lights...was it some discrete signalling to Kerim.
*inner voice - being a Telco engineer...you are only bothered on SIGNALS"
Dummy - Haan...samjdaro ko ishare kaafi hai. ROFL
And Gullie gave all mixed signals. Kerim...keep the antenna ON*dummy advice*
Dummy's Gyan : Whatever the problem, be a part of the solution!!
Dummy's Profound Gyan : 100% Agree. That is what Musti, Risat, Perihaan, Munir, Erdo, Kerim, Maryem, Rahmi are doing. All iss well??????
Perihaan kya jaane Leman ka kya hoga
Aree life milegi ya Risat ka fry hoga
Gullie na jaane uski future kya hoga?
Honth ghuma seeti bajaa
Seeti bajaa ke bol
Risat all iss well
Aree Erdo all iss well
Aree Kerim all iss well
Aree Musti all iss well
Confusion hi confusion hai
Solution kuch pata nahin
Solution jo mile to saala
Question kya tha pata nahin
Musti jo baat baat pe ghabraaye
Kerim rakhke haath usae tu fuslaa le
Erdo idiot hai pyaar se usko samjha le
Dummy Alert: Selim has lost all his puppy fat. Doesnt he look fitter? He so reminds me of Raga*you know that titan watch* LOL
@Pahal thanks for those lovely pics/gifs
PS: Sorry for the long post. Got carried away with the songs!!
Edited by DefLeppard - 9 years ago