*| Return of Rishta Of The Week MOTW #20 Guess! |* . - Page 11

Originally posted by: lafangi_Mahi

Kya jaante ho dono hain🤣

• If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

• If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
• When cheese gets its picture taken, does it say 'me'?
• Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
• Why do we kill people who kill people to show them that killing people is wrong?
• I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered if Chinese mothers use toothpicks?
• If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
• Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
• Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
• Why does a 'slight tax increase' cost you $200 and a 'substantial tax cut' save you 30 cents?
• If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
• Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
• Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
• If the sky is the limit, then what is space?
• If firefighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight?
• Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?

yup 😃

naah.. aise kaise..

divz se toh specially lena hai.. usne Vivah siggies tujhe banane ko kahe.. aur tu ne woh post kiya 😡😳

I ll make SRK-Gauri siggies & post in every page of her BD thread 🤣