Originally posted by: shayal1436
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?😳
Nope... It's for to l help people like u to remember them easily 😊🤣
If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?😕
in sona's language, what nonsense*whatsapp teeth* 🤣
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?🤣
don't listen to sona coz love isn't blind 🤣
If work is so terrific, how come you get paid for it?🤢
have to ask my employer 😔🤣
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?😔
Why would they? everyone loves their life... 😊🤣
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?🥱
Nonsense... never wait for anything ever in life.. just go and grab whatever is yours before others reach it 😃🤣
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?😳
is it? 😕 have to do some research on that 😊🤣
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?🤣
nope... morality comes from smart people and morons are non smart ones 😔🤣
Why aren't blueberries blue?😭 coz the person who named them was colour blind 😔🤣
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?😡
the makers were thinking about world environment. . 'Go green... save the planet' 😃🤣
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people thats work nights?😔
quite your job 😕🤣
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?🤓
have to call the inventor and ask 🤣
Why do all the superheroes wear underpants on the outside?😒
to look sexy and impress the ladies 😳🤣
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?😳
obviously 🤪🤣
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?😛
I will grant a wish on purpose 🤣
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
violence is good when it comes to self defence 😃🤣
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?🥱
who said money doesn't grow in tress? Money is made of paper, papers are made of wood and wood comes from trees so money does grow in tree 😊🤣
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?😔 only in the innocent kids head 😃🤣
name one guilty pleasure?🤣
ahem ahem... it's a secret 😉🤣
Do you like Gummy Bears?🤣
nope..😔🤣
Why so?😳
just.. for no reason 😊🤣
Have you ever licked somebody?🤣
what a stupid question 😡🤣 no I don't like licking... thats someone else's job 🤣
Have you ever assaulted anyone in anyway?😲
not yet but there are some people is in my list who I would love to assault physically... all of them are hypocrites 😡🤣 🤣
Do you think of yourself as a stalker?😛
I used to but not anymore 🤣
How often do you lick your lips a day?😳🤣
I didn't count 🤣
How many times have you thought of making out with a zebra?😲
🤣 never 🤪🤣
Why is Greenland covered in ice?🤪
green and white makes good colour combinations 🤪🤣
Why is Iceland covered in green?
To save the planet 😃🤣
Was this stupid?🤣
very 😵🤣
Am I stupid?😳
is that even a question 🤪🤣
i have more😊🤣
acha? 😲 how come the lazy mind working so well sudenly? [:O]🤣[/DIV]
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