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I love Sid's one liners...😆
His one liners deserves a special thread.. So made this..😊
Jisko jo yaad aaye feel free to add 🤗
Siddhant Sinha
"Uff Mahadev kisiko itna handsome na banaye "
" Zindegi me ye important hai ki hum kaha pauche, ye nehi ki hum waha kaise pauche"
"Naa toh ghee sidhi ungli se niklega, na toh tedi karne se, yaha toh pura dabba hi ulta karna padega "
" Siddhant Sinha sirf aur sirf apna khudka replacement ho sakta hai "
" Hum bhi dariya hai.. Humein apna hunar maloom hai.. Jis taraf chal padenge rasta ban jayega"
"Humara style aise hi hai.Hum aate sabse pehle hai aur jate sabke baad Kyuki sabse lamba rasta bhi toh humein hi tay karni hai"
"India ho ya America.. Softie ladki hamesha softie hi rahegi "
" Bandh ankho se sapna nehi dekha karte.. Sapna toh khuli ankho se dekhni hoti hai"
"Aaj kaun humein apna damaad banana chahte hai"
"Krishna kabhi Sudama k ghar jata hai "
" Humei duniya ki chinta hone lagi hai"
Business ka rule hai, paise ko paisa kheenchta ha
Apna party enjoy karo.. Mere mood ka band maat bajao
"Yaar kiske, Khaya piya Khiske"
"Zindegi mein kabil hona bohot zaroori hai "
"Zindegi mein mauke bohot milte hai aur usse bhi jaldi chut jate hai agar aap ready na ho toh "
To Sweety ji
"Jalti hai woh humse "
" Hum dheere se aate hai sweety ji lekin pauchte hamesha waqt pe hai "
" Siddhant Sinha itni asani se marne nehi wala hai Sweety ji"
"Sirf bada sochne se bada nehi bante.. Mehnat bhi karna padta hai"
"Aadmi sawal puchne se aage nehi badta, Jawab dhundnese badta hai"
Zakhm jab taza ho na Sweety ji toh usko yaad karne ki zarurat nehi padti.. Woh halka halka dukhta rehta hai aur khubakhud apna yaad dilata hai"
"Apka naam sweetyji Nehi Centyji Hona chahiye tha"
Hara chashma pehenke sab kuch hara hi nazar ata hai
Har ladai ladi nehi jati
In ameer zado k dimag me paisa bhara hua hai
Dheere dheere chadh kar doori naapi ja sakti hai, pahad nehi chadhe jate.. Pahad chadne k liye chalang lagana hota hai
Ab aise insaan se koi pyar nehi karega toh kya karega
Ab aise insaan se koi pyar nehi karega toh kya karega
To Purva
"Sapne woh nehi hote jo hum sote huye dekhte hai, Sapne woh hote hai jo humein sone nehi dete"
"Aur zor se bol taki jinko nehi sunne chahiye unhe bhi sunayi de"
Tu Brahman ki beti hai.. Gyan ki khoj kar gyan milega"
Paisa kharach ho jata hai lekin knowledge hamesha sath mein rehta hai
Ek handsome ladke ko thoda aur handsome banana hai
To Anushka
"Iski (Underwear) jo jagah hai waha ek pehle se hi hai.. Dikhau "😆
" Hum toh wait hi kar rahe the.. Saree pehni hai kuch na kuch toh hona hi tha"
"Hum jante hai tum chahte toh nehi ho par afsos tumhe ab humari shakal roz dekhni padegi"
"Koshish toh humne bohot ki k tumhe roz roz humare handsome sa shakal na dekhna pade"
"Dhool kha kar chaar din tak bimaar pad gayi thi.. Ab cab mein jaogi toh ilzaam hum pe ayega"
"Lagta hai tumhare fashion sense ko gehri chot pauchi hai "
" Tumhe kaun kaun si chiz se allergy hai list banake chapwa do"
"Woh baat adult hai isliye hum tumhe nehi bata sakta"
"Dimaag ko samjhaya ja sakta hai, Dil ko nehi"
"Excited toh kuch log hai jo humare swagat karne subha subha hi aa gaye"
"Kuch logo ka saman apne pass rakhna nehi chahiye udhar lagne lagta hai"
"Na tum badli ho Naa hum "
"Kya kar rahi ho yaar? Uncomfortable lagta hai!"
Haath mein phool pakda ho toh thodi bohot khushboo hath mein toh reh hi jati hai
Kabhi kabhi sorry bolna health k liye achcha hota hai
Ye kya tum barbar toilet me chali jati ho.. Koi ilaka vilaka set kar rahi ho kya udhar
To Srikant
" Pyaar mein dhoka khaye the na isliye kaal raat suicide karne ki koshish ki"
Kuch nibhana hai aur kuch dikhana bhi
To Waiter
Jitni der mein tu cofee banayega na utni der mein toh biriyani paak jayegi
To Mom
Mujhe lagta hai yeh izazat lengi
Hum thodi gaye the America
woh pati thhe hum bete hain, granted nahi le sakte
Golgappa khayi thi, shayad tikha kuch zyada ho gaya
To Raoji
Haa main yehi rukta hu, pata nehi waha (Anushka's bathroom) jake kya dekhneko mil jaye
Aur kise girate Raoji
Pati Patni Aur Panga
Jaane Anjaane Hum Mile
Tum Se Tum Tak
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
Vasudha
