Kidnappers requires rescue team (Stress buster post)

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Posted: 9 years ago
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Disclaimer: This sequence is no way related to the real time kidnappers. I don't know about their professionalism. If this post degrades their skill, the TM is not responsible and it is done unintentionally.

Note 1: This is a fun post made to fulfill the wish of our forum friend deejagi aka Jaya.

Note 2: Not proofread. read it at your own risk.

Kidnappers opened the sack in which they tied the kidnapped person.

No 1: Open it soon, Ma'am called several times. We have to update the report.

No 2: Boss, she is still awake.

Ishita: Because, you people gave me only low dose of local anesthesia and not general anesthesia. More than that...

No 1: Oh, shut up. We are not doctors here to give you treatment. We are kidnappers.

Ishita: I myself a doctor and a specialist in dentistry cum gynecology. Moreover I am a general physician.

No 2: We are not conducting interview.

Ishita: Why the hell you people kidnapped me? This should not be done (famous dialogue of hers). Do you know who I am?

No 1: We know everything about you. That's why we kidnapped you before you kidnap yourself.

Ishita: What????

No 2: Don't ask questions. We opened the sack, just to give you some water and anesthesia again.

Ishita: Listen, kidnapping is a crime. People won't give respect not only to you but also to your family. Which wife and children in the world will like their loved one to be a kidnapper? If they come to know this, they will disown you.

No 1: Give her anesthesia, she is blabbering too much.

No 2: Boss, we have shortage of anesthesia. Shall I give this bread which we brought some 6 days before?

No 1: Give it. Let her be silent for a while. I have to call ma'am.

Ishita: Oh,... its Nidhi. You don't know how fool you people are. You are working for a selfish person in the whole world. She will do anything to achieve what she wants. She will harm you people also...

In the meantime, No 1 attended his phone call.

No 1: Ma'am, we have done our work.

Mastermind (MM): Very good. Now everyone are involved in "mission search Ishita". Soon they will form the CID team. So be careful. Hope everything is fine there.

No 2: Yes, ma'am. No worries.

MM: Be careful, both of you listen to me.

No 1 put his mobile in speaker mode for No 2 to hear but even Ishita heard it. Ishu heard the voice but couldn't recognize the person.

MM: It seems Raman got some clue about her. He started his investigation in a separate way. Shift your place...

Ishita: I told know. He is smart. You people will die in his hands. Leave me now; otherwise you have to face both his words and physical attacks.

No 2: In front of us, he is simply nothing.

MM: What's going on? How she knows our conversation? Have you put in speaker mode, you fool.

No 1 cut the call instead of changing the mode.

MM: He disconnected my call. How dare he?

Ishita: This is the last warning for you. Release me otherwise he will come and trash you people.

No 1: Why you are trying hard to make him a hero? Hahaha...

Ishita: He is not a hero, but an anti-hero. No one can love me, more than him. Not even my parents or Ruhi. He blasted and mocked me several times in private and public. He scolded me like bad omen, infertile women, step-mother for our kids, not a good mother, shameless, etc... and even strangled me. This much he loves me. Think of you. He hates you for kidnapping his one among the favourite punching bags. He will never leave you both for this crime.

No 1: What are you looking for No 2? Shut her mouth. My ears are bleeding.

Again he is interrupted by the phone call.

No 1: Mam...

MM: How dare you? You have cut my call.

No 1: Sorry mam. You didn't tell me that this woman is a lecturer?

MM: What??? Don't dare to remove the cloth from her mouth.

No 1: oh no... we didn't know this. No 2 keep the cloth in her mouth and tie her hands again.

Ishita removed all her jewels and hide it in her hands.

Kidnapper No 2 tied her hands at the back and placed the lengthy cloth in her mouth.

No 1: Don't worry ma'am. We will do the shipment.

MM: What rubbish? Are we doing door delivery service?

No 1: Sorry Ma'am. I mean as you said that she has returned from all man-made and natural attacks, we thought to put her in the cargo ship which moves to Africa.

MM: Fantastic idea. Let her sail in the ship for months together. By the time, I can settle all the things here. But how can you do this?

No 1: We know the officials there. Only thing pay more.

MM: Yes, carry on.

The kidnappers tied her eyes and brought her to the car from third floor via steps. She dropped each piece of jewels at each floor and kept the rest to drop it in the pathway. She thought that Kaliyug Raman can collect the jewels and save her.

Raman traced the path using the jewels as clue and saved her by fighting against the goons.

Note 3: I think it's too lengthy. Whichever you feel like boring, just skip it, nothing important to be missed. It is similar to YHM show, can be connected from any instant because its stand alone post.

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pari2015 thumbnail
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Hi Ramya.
Too awesome and hilarious.


Ishita can't stop giving g lectures and arguing even in worst time.
Its True, that there is no need for Raman to fight. His words will be so harsh that gonns gone a die with insult weapon. And, if he bring ruhi along with her then, to goons can even shot themselves.
And moreover, if pihu, then a long unranting story of saajan ka sasural may let goons repent why they accepted the assignment of kidnapping.

And above all if Raman, ruhi, pihu accompanied by shagun then goons will promise to leave kidnapping profession for ever.

By the way sita left clues for ram and Ishita will leave clue for her Ravan kumar.

I have full sympathy with goons.
They ever done biggest and sinful mistake of their life by kidnapping Ishita. Period.

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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: pari2015

Hi Ramya.

Too awesome and hilarious.


Ishita can't stop giving g lectures and arguing even in worst time.
Its True, that there is no need for Raman to fight. His words will be so harsh that gonns gone a die with insult weapon. And, if he bring ruhi along with her then, to goons can even shot themselves.
And moreover, if pihu, then a long unranting story of saajan ka sasural may let goons repent why they accepted the assignment of kidnapping.

And above all if Raman, ruhi, pihu accompanied by shagun then goons will promise to leave kidnapping profession for ever.

By the way sita left clues for ram and Ishita will leave clue for her Ravan kumar.

I have full sympathy with goons.
They ever done biggest and sinful mistake of their life by kidnapping Ishita. Period.

Hi Pari.
Thank you 😊
@bold: Its perfect. No need of any police officers, family is quite sufficient to handle any situations.
@blue: Who is MM? This is the open secret now. So Shagun is not in Mission search Ishita😉
@pink: Agreed😆

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Posted: 9 years ago
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Lovely post Ramya and thanks for making this on my request. I am honored. So Ishita lost her touch of Jaggu Jasos as she could not even recognize the voice of the master mind even after hearing it on speaker phone and took out all her jewels to drop on the route (from the tied up sack or was she already in cargo package 😆😆😆. So the hero collected all jewelry cursing her for her carelessness to loose so many ornaments, if collected by others which left the goons to loose their hearing power and surrender to the hero even before he started talking to them.
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Posted: 9 years ago
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🤣 Ishita is giving lectures to goons while she's stuck in a sack 😆 .poor goons they don't have any idea who's she. The lecture was too good and very useful in certain areas for goons. Actually it's a very important momentum in goons history.

Who's this MM 😉 she's very strict with goons,focus and very professional

😆 I think Ishita only wear ring or two that day. Not even a necklace, how she suddenly found those jewelleries. 😆 Anyway she's good. Did she put a hole in that sack.'cause the sack was sealed from both sides 😃 . Did she used an emergency pair of scissors or a knife 😉 . I'm sorry so many unwanted questions nagging from my mind when I think about throwing jewelleries to find her. Why didn't some other guy found these jewelleries before Raman.
😆 😆

Goons'll take a long vacation after this.'cause the lady bled their ears and the gentleman showed them some stars 👏 . I'm sure they'll never even dream about another contract with MM.
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: deejagi

Lovely post Ramya and thanks for making this on my request. I am honored. So Ishita lost her touch of Jaggu Jasos as she could not even recognize the voice of the master mind even after hearing it on speaker phone and took out all her jewels to drop on the route (from the tied up sack or was she already in cargo package 😆😆😆. So the hero collected all jewelry cursing her for her carelessness to loose so many ornaments, if collected by others which left the goons to loose their hearing power and surrender to the hero even before he started talking to them.

Thank you Jaya. 😊
@bold: We never know, when she regains it😉. For time being, its shared by the family members.
@blue: 😆 No logic please. We are in YHM forum. 😉
Let me give a hint, they used the sack but in no place, its mentioned as a new one.😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: misavelon789

🤣 Ishita is giving lectures to goons while she's stuck in a sack 😆 .poor goons they don't have any idea who's she. The lecture was too good and very useful in certain areas for goons. Actually it's a very important momentum in goons history.

Who's this MM 😉 she's very strict with goons,focus and very professional

😆 I think Ishita only wear ring or two that day. Not even a necklace, how she suddenly found those jewelleries. 😆 Anyway she's good. Did she put a hole in that sack.'cause the sack was sealed from both sides 😃 . Did she used an emergency pair of scissors or a knife 😉 . I'm sorry so many unwanted questions nagging from my mind when I think about throwing jewelleries to find her. Why didn't some other guy found these jewelleries before Raman.
😆 😆

Goons'll take a long vacation after this.'cause the lady bled their ears and the gentleman showed them some stars 👏 . I'm sure they'll never even dream about another contract with MM.

Thank you 😊
@bold: 😆. We are used to it😉
@blue: She tried continuously to release herself from the sack which loosen its stiffness. Array yaar, don't ask logical questions. 😆
@pink: Anything is possible.😃
@Green: Because they are visible only to patidev😉
@purple: Agreed. 😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: Ramyalaxmi

Thank you😊

@bold:😆. We are used to it😉
@blue: She tried continuously to release herself from the sack which loosen its stiffness. Array yaar, don't ask logical questions.😆
@pink: Anything is possible.😃
@Green: Because they are visible only to patidev😉

@purple: Agreed.😆





😆 yeha anything can possible. When she's middle of some terrorists attack she found a sharp blade in corner of the police station. 😉 she fought against gunmen using that blade 😃 . (she's our own yhm wander women)
I think in your case she's well armed under her sari 😃 .
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: misavelon789





😆 yeha anything can possible. When she's middle of some terrorists attack she found a sharp blade in corner of the police station. 😉 she fought against gunmen using that blade 😃 . (she's our own yhm wander women)
I think in your case she's well armed under her sari 😃 .

🤣. @bold: wow, your imagination 😉😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Nice one Ramya...

If Raman can vent those words to his love, then imagine those whom he hate...😛

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