YHM Classroom 101: How to get rid of Sauten
Today we shall learn how to get rid of unwanted sauten from your house in the unique YHM style.
Of course to get rid of someone from your life you must first invite them in! Duh! And we thought Ishita was stupid inviting shagun to the Bhalla house, hello...how else would she kick her out if she hadn't been invited in the first place. #Sauten is my saheli #Bhalla house is a homeless shelter #Everyone is welcome #Mi case es su casa! #Sanskaar win
Make sure you compete with your sauten at your kid's sports day meet, what better way to show your sauten her place than to participate in a 100 meter run, do not forget to fall down and get a brain bleed so it can be easy for the fans to attribute your stupidity to your brain injury. #long live brain bleeds #Suaten not saheli #mission suaten out activated.
Gif courtesy Aru!
Enlist the help of all the ladies of the house in mission: expel suaten. Do not and I mean do not talk to your husband, God forbid he may provide some logic. #Team awesome #my in-laws are high on drugs #logic is overrated #puttar is too cute to be intelligent #hubby is just a pretty face
Make sure you spend your and your husband's hard earned cash in unnecessarily renovating your house to you know spite the sauten! I mean what better way to kick someone out of the house than by painting their room. #I am so evil #paint fumes are making me stupid #who cares for logic #a win is a win
Kisi ki nazar na lage Bhalla aurton ki stupidity ko.
Make sure you get in unnecessary arguments with the sauten, give her lectures while she insults you and then make angry faces at the sauten. For better health, repeat this unnecessary interaction at least two times a day. #Giving lecture is my job #I have quit being a dentist #Puttar stopped listening to my lectures #sigh
Make sure your mother in law ensures that your husband has no say in this matter whatsoever. While you are at it, encourage his stupidity and let him indulge his son while he ruins your life. #puttar is the best father #puttar is eye candy #pretty boys don't think
Do not ask her to leave your house and your family alone because you know doing that would defy all the cardinal rules of being a desi soap bahu. #sanskaar problems #bahu must be great
In summary:
- Invite suaten to live with you. #Duh! Like that's a question.
- Do not ask her to leave directly. #I mean why do something logical
- Enlist all the stupid folks of your house in getting rid of the sauten. #stupid attracts stupid
- Do not talk to your husband. #communication is over rated
- Enlist the help of your dumb sister who married her molester. #Reaffirm your stupid status #long live sexual exploitation
Meanwhile the audience will react so, to this brilliant 'plan' of getting rid of sauten.
PS: In all seriousness I didn't mind the episode that much but more on that later, this is obviously not the place to talk logic or anything substantial really.
PPS: We better get some Raman-Ishita scenes or there may be consequences! #evillaugh #Justsaying
Note: Sorry folks I am not feeling well so my sarcasm and snark is not up to par, I will try to do better next time. I will be back to reply to all the wonderful comment once I finish 20 practice questions. Self imposed curfew...sad life of a grad student. 😭
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