Dry clean wale Kos-pints

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Posted: 11 years ago
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As usual Kostins invented by a friend, I just write them now coz well she isn't here *sigh*. Combine them with pints and then there were Kos-pints.

This is for all those who have flooded my post & inbox ... you know who you are - I LUBs you all 🤗. Bas.



Ishita is now Mihir's sister who is Raman's brother. Also Pervy is Ishita's brother so he is Mihir's brother and in turn Raman's brother. This in turn makes him Simmy's brother too. Yeh wala samajh mein aaya? Nahi?
Hum samjhate hain ... All the world's a Kekta soap and all men and women, end up as brother's & sister's in it.

Oh and Romi ji pleej to check quickly ... quite a chance Sarika is your sister.


Mrs.Iyer turned super-woman for entire fandom today. No one finds her irksome for least 3 weeks now 😛


Shagun's brains work in a strange way ... she spews shit & is then surprised when the same shit comes flying back to her. Dammit, did I just say Shagun's brains?


Look, discuss & giggle:

Southie Mum : Just saw my daughter & SIL making out in the bathroom *giggle*.
Punju Pataka : What? *THUD* *FAINT* *AM I ALIVE* 😲
Southie Mum : In a towel at that.
Punju Pataka : OMG can't wait. Pleej to give deets 😳
Southie Mum : WU updated.
Punju Pataka : Damn ... can't watch. Am in office ...errr I mean Bhallaji's here.
Southie Mum : Screencaps shared.
Punju Pataka : Oh-em-Gee ... I am so dead *double giggles*.
Southie Mum : Link uploaded yaraaz
Punju Pataka : TFS but forget the vid ...running to watch the live action in bathroom.
Me
: Mrs.Iyer & Toshi ji are secret IF members.Bas.


Shower wale Pints:
S is for the Shower which wet both Ishra and the fandom in anticipation.
H is for HOT Puttar in a towel. Also H is still for the elusive HUG *which this was not*.
O is for the Mouths that were left hanging open after last night's precap.
W is for the Wifey who is no longer a cactus but gulaab. Oh and W is also for water, wet, wild ... err got carried away.
E is for the Eyeful which we cudn't get coz of the goddamned towel. Can someone please jerk it away?
R is for the Rose chakki ka Aata that puttar eats for giving us the gore badan ka glimpse😛



Awesomeness of the Day
: One day at home & Pervy indirectly managed to push Ishita & Raman into the shower. Issay kehtein hain talent 😆


Kostin of the Day :
Usko halka sa dabao, thoda sa right & then push left left left ... What exactly was Ishita explaining here 🤪


Symbolism of the Show
: The shower keeps going dry on Puttar all the time ... it's Ishita who helps resume the flow every time. Issay bada symbolism kya ho sakta hai 😆




PS - Sorry to shower .. err rain on the *almost* hug parade of everyone ...but Elusive hug is the one where Ishita runs into Raman's arms. Bas.

PPS - Am operating on total of 3 hrs sleep in past 48hours, so no go with brick bats today pleej. Be Human. Yes yes, n go & buy the Tee too if you want.

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Paru on a roll today. 🤣
Look, discuss and giggle. Shower wale pint and the meaning of E. 🤣
But kostin of the day took the cake for me. 🤣
Edited by Oishi_sonu - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Finally laut aayi Paru 🤗

Reading the kost-pints now

3 ghante sone ke baad ye haal hai kostins ka ... am half asleep and laughing like a maniac now ...

Will spam the post in the morning ... pakka ...

Abhi sleeping to dig out the meaning of Kostin and Symbolism of the Day ... 🤣🤣 and ofcourse H of Shower which Puttar was definitely today ...

Rose Chakki ka Atta nahi ... Rose vaali koi to cream lagata jisse puttar ki twacha aur umr ka pata hi nahi chalta hai 🤣🤣

OMG ... was missing this gutterpanti for two days now ... ab dose mil gayi hai .. neend aa jayegi ...

Gud Nite ... Welcome back Gal ...

Pleez to take a better BailGaadi (Flight) next time ... 😡 ... 2 days ... 😕😕
Edited by btalwar - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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U crack me up every time...amazing... 👏


Waise where were u? Roj kospints rakha karo yaar...
Edited by shalz_123 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hey Paru...

I had to read this 3 times... because every time I started, some line in the middle cracked me up, and i lost my focus...

The first gem was "Southie Mum : WU updated."

Second "R is for the Rose chakki ka Aata that puttar eats for giving us the gore badan ka glimpse" >> Exactly my thoughts.


Third was obviously the kostin of the day ... I would have LOVED to be a fly on the wall when they were shooting this scene and she had to say those lines 🤣


PS: You may just have managed to make Shakespeare turn over in his grave 😆
Edited by always_a_TV_fan - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Kostin of the Day :
ye kya kar diya paru 🤣 ye to socha hi nahhi 🤣 🤣🤣
yes it was not hug but i liked the way he held her whens she was screaming and about to fall. kaash gir jaati, fisal jati and putter bhi uspe . and vo white **trouble** bhi apne aap khul jata 🤣

of course pervy-mrs.iyer are mom and son by nature to push ishra together and by this equation ishu is naturally sister of perv 🤣

PS: missed you like hell yar
Edited by Colt.Pixy - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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res!
Missed you Paru! 🤗

Edited finally😃..dont abandon me for being late pleez! 😳

As always love your posts...fan of it now officially..have to read them after each episode..warna dil hi nahi bharta!😆


Ishita is now Mihir's sister who is Raman's brother. Also Pervy is Ishita's brother so he is Mihir's brother and in turn Raman's brother. This in turn makes him Simmy's brother too. Yeh wala samajh mein aaya? Nahi?
Hum samjhate hain ... All the world's a Kekta soap and all men and women, end up as brother's & sister's in it. -- Golmaal hai bhai sab golmaal hai.!🤪 Yeh Hai Rishton ke confusionein!😕

Oh and Romi ji pleej to check quickly ... quite a chance Sarika is your sister. -- Romi will get a minor heart attack if this turn out to be!!😆


Mrs.Iyer turned super-woman for entire fandom today. No one finds her irksome for least 3 weeks now 😛


Shagun's brains work in a strange way ... she spews shit & is then surprised when the same shit comes flying back to her. Dammit, did I just say Shagun's brains? 🤣 Yes she apparently does seem to have..par ghutno main...err.. nai ankle main ..ghutne se bhi neeche fisarl kar gir gaya and ankle par pahunch gaya!!😆


Look, discuss & giggle:

Southie Mum : Just saw my daughter & SIL making out in the bathroom *giggle*.
Punju Pataka : What? *THUD* *FAINT* *AM I ALIVE* 😲
Southie Mum : In a towel at that.
Punju Pataka : OMG can't wait. Pleej to give deets 😳
Southie Mum : WU updated.
Punju Pataka : Damn ... can't watch. Am in office ...errr I mean Bhallaji's here.
Southie Mum : Screencaps shared.
Punju Pataka : Oh-em-Gee ... I am so dead *double giggles*.
Southie Mum : Link uploaded yaraaz
Punju Pataka : TFS but forget the vid ...running to watch the live action in bathroom.
Me
: Mrs.Iyer & Toshi ji are secret IF members.Bas.

This one above had me 🤣..They surely peep into I-F every now and then..as they do into their kids bedrooms and bathrooms!!

Pura Khandaan is besharam..except for Ananya!😆 (Whos knows she will also eventually turn out to be one,.afterall DNA main hai!!) And this is really progressive and modern MILs they are showing on Indian TV!! Hats off for SP for the nayi soch!!😆


Shower wale Pints:
S is for the Shower which wet both Ishra and the fandom in anticipation.
H is for HOT Puttar in a towel. Also H is still for the elusive HUG *which this was not*. (For the HOT puttar in towel☺️..it was hariyaali for the eyes😳..aankhon ko thandak mil gayi...but for the elusive hug..true..it was not!..dil ko thandak milni hai abhi bhi..woh din kab aayega!!🤔)

O
is for the Mouths that were left hanging open after last night's precap.

W is for the Wifey who is no longer a cactus but gulaab. Oh and
W is also for water, wet, wild ...err got carried away. (😳☺️..better not say anything here!)


E is for the Eyeful which we cudn't get coz of the goddamned towel. Can someone please jerk it away? ( Its ok that they dint jerk it away on the show..but then who stopped you from imagining!!😆..imagine way with no limitations and no covers!😆 Sochne main thode hi naa paabandi hai...😳


R is for the Rose chakki ka Aata that puttar eats for giving us the gore badan ka glimpse😛 -- This is the BEST!!! How can Puttar bi so gora gora and chikna..itna chikna hai ki koi bhi phisal jaaye!! I admire Ishita's self control...she really has some self control I say!!! on the other note..it is not fair that god gives everything in one person...HOTNESS, SEXINESS, CUTENESS, ATTITUDE,GOOD LOOKS, GORA BADAN, CHIKNA BADAN..!!! Puri dukaan in one person!!!!


Awesomeness of the Day
: One day at home & Pervy indirectly managed to push Ishita & Raman into the shower. Issay kehtein hain talent 😆 -- Pervy is the real cupid and god save me but i have started liking him now..pucho mat..for what reason..coz I have no idea!!😆 Simmil will kill me!!!


Kostin of the Day :
Usko halka sa dabao, thoda sa right & then push left left left ... What exactly was Ishita explaining here 🤪- Err.. hmm.. huh..this was exactly my reaction..ki what exactly was Ishita trying to explain.!!!..was she actually referring to shower knob or something else?🤔 GM activated the moment i heard this!! Can't help reading too many OS/SS now and some of I-F members are definitely not a good influence😆


Symbolism of the Show
: The shower keeps going dry on Puttar all the time ... it's Ishita who helps resume the flow every time. Issay bada symbolism kya ho sakta hai 😆 --- The shower and Puttar both needs some real servicing to be done!! and who else but the one and only Ishita can take care of it...😳 Symbolism factor bang on!!!😆 Isse jyada and bada symbolism ho hi nai sakta...😉




PS - Sorry to shower .. err rain on the *almost* hug parade of everyone ...but Elusive hug is the one where Ishita runs into Raman's arms. Bas.

PPS - Am operating on total of 3 hrs sleep in past 48hours, so no go with brick bats today pleej. Be Human. Yes yes, n go & buy the Tee too if you want.

Hope you have got enough rest now!🤗

LOVE your post! and love you for your amazing sense of humour n making us laugh with it... . its like my YHM experience is incomplete if dont read your posts!😊 So keep 'em coming.


Edited by Jyoe - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: paru_rox

As usual Kostins invented by a friend, I just write them now coz well she isn't here *sigh*. Combine them with pints and then there were Kos-pints.

This is for all those who have flooded my post & inbox ... you know who you are - I LUBs you all 🤗. Bas.


🤗🤗🤗 Oh jee a wada wala hug for you too


Ishita is now Mihir's sister who is Raman's brother. Also Pervy is Ishita's brother so he is Mihir's brother and in turn Raman's brother. This in turn makes him Simmy's brother too.
Yeh wala samajh mein aaya? Nahi?
Hum samjhate hain ... All the world's a Kekta soap and all men and women, end up as brother's & sister's in it.


Yeh baat!! Ab samajh mein aya ke yeh sab Maya ka jaal hai

Oh and Romi ji pleej to check quickly ... quite a chance Sarika is your sister.
🤣🤣


Mrs.Iyer turned super-woman for entire fandom today. No one finds her irksome for least 3 weeks now 😛


Shagun's brains work in a strange way ... she spews shit & is then surprised when the same shit comes flying back to her. Dammit, did I just say Shagun's brains?

Nope for me she turned her usual self when she didn't let Toshi see what she enjoyed. Killjoy!!!

Look, discuss & giggle:

Southie Mum : Just saw my daughter & SIL making out in the bathroom *giggle*.
Punju Pataka : What? *THUD* *FAINT* *AM I ALIVE* 😲
Southie Mum : In a towel at that.
Punju Pataka : OMG can't wait. Pleej to give deets 😳
Southie Mum : WU updated.
Punju Pataka : Damn ... can't watch. Am in office ...errr I mean Bhallaji's hear.
Southie Mum : Screencaps shared.
Punju Pataka : Oh-em-Gee ... I am so dead *double giggles*.
Southie Mum : Link uploaded yaraaz
Punju Pataka : TFS but forget the vid ...running to watch the live action in bathroom.
Me
: Mrs.Iyer & Toshi ji are secret IF members.Bas.

🤣 🤣 They are ex IF members!!!


Shower wale Pints:
S is for the Shower which wet both Ishra and the fandom in anticipation.
H is for HOT Puttar in a towel. Also H is still for the elusive HUG *which this was not*.
O is for the Mouths that were left hanging open after last night's precap.
W is for the Wifey who is no longer a cactus but gulaab. Oh and W is also for water, wet, wild ... err got carried away.
E is for the Eyeful which we cudn't get coz of the goddamned towel. Can someone please jerk it away?
R is for the Rose chakki ka Aata that puttar eats for giving us this gore badan ka glimpse today😛


👏👏 Perrrfect!

Awesomeness of the Day
: One day at home & Pervy indirectly managed to push Ishita & Raman into the shower. Issay kehtein hain talent 😆

Yep Param ke Qadam have always been shub for IshRa 👍🏼


Kostin of the Day :
Usko halka sa dabao, thoda sa right & then push left left left ... What exactly was Ishita explaining here 😛

🤣🤣 Larki!!! Tera dimagh bhi har taraf jata hai!!!

Symbolism of the Show
: The shower keeps going dry on Puttar all the time ... it's Ishita who helps resume the flow every time. Damn ...issay bada symbolism kya ho sakta hai 😆

Samajhne wale samjhen. Jo na samjhen woh...ap tu jante hain 😆


PS - Sorry to shower .. err rain on the *almost* hug parade of everyone ...but Elusive hug is the one where Ishita runs into Raman's arms. Bas.

👍🏼

PPS - Am operating on total of 3 hrs sleep in past 48hours, so no go with brick bats today pleej. Be Human. Yes yes, n go & buy the Tee too if you want.


🤗


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Posted: 11 years ago
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Awesome post once again Paru

Awesomeness of the Day : One day at home & Pervy indirectly managed to push Ishita & Raman into the shower. Issay kehtein hain talent 😆 Shaitaan ke bhes mein bhagwaan hain pervy 😆


Kostin of the Day :
Usko halka sa dabao, thoda sa right & then push left left left ... What exactly was Ishita explaining here 🤪 omg I am speechless 🤣


Symbolism of the Show
: The shower keeps going dry on Puttar always ... it's Ishita who helps resume the flow every time. Damn ...issay bada symbolism kya ho sakta hai 😆
🤣 🤣 🤣


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Posted: 11 years ago
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aww Paru hilarious as usual ! gr8 job gal ❤️

Dammit, did I just say Shagun's brains?


this made me 🤣🤣🤣

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