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Today was an awesome 9 minutes where Raman said many hilarious dialogues. I felt I need to make a post on them...
RKB: Itna bada karela S size dress main kese fit ho gayi!
RKB: Kushi se zyaada puulo math, agar zyaada pukgayee na, toh patke isi karela ki chilke se bahar ajaogee
RKB: Yeh dress mein fit kese hogayee moti?
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After Ishu blabbers that she altered the dress
RKB: Jab insaan cheating karke jeetha hain na, use winner nahi kehte Loser kehte hain, samjee LIAR?
RKB: Raat bar mein khud pathli nahi hosakee, toh dress ko bada kardhiya usme gussne ke liye?
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After Ishu pricks him with needle
RKB: Moti kaha toh suyeese mardhao gi kisi ko?
IRB: Suyee chuknese koi marta nahi hain na? Kaash!
RKB: lekin overweight se log bohot marte hain aaj kal. Sambhalo, Itna tuss na band karo tum. Dekho apne aap ko, pelthi jaa rahi ho yaar.
IRB: Tumhe really lagta hain ki mein moti hun?
RKB: Apne aap ko dekha hain? Seriously?
IRB: Which angle? Tume ase kese lag gaya?
RKB: 360 degrees. Koi angle nahi bacha kaha se tum pathli lagsakti ho. Side dekho tyre hogaya hain. Paunch aarahi hain. Hello madam, even from your backside.
IRB: Backside? Tumne kab dekha?
RKB:pointing to his eyes, Yeh jo hain na yeh, ankhen hain button nahi. Aur yeh mein kule raktha hun cheeze dekne ke liye. Jab tum apne lambe chode baashan mein chupkathi hain na, mein eh sab notice kartha hun.
IRB: Yeh sab cheeze dekthe ho aap?
RKB: Ab jo jesa dike ga vesa dikega hain na?
RKB: 2 din ke liye jaa raha hoon. Kahin esa na ho, ke aane ke baad dress toh dur, tumhe chaddar mein dekna pade.
IRB: Kitni Moti hogayi men? Which angle? What rubbish?
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It indeed was an awesome episode 🤣
RKB: Itna bada karela S size dress main kese fit ho gayi!
RKB: Kushi se zyaada puulo math, agar zyaada pukgayee na, toh patke isi karela ki chilke se bahar ajaogee
RKB: Yeh dress mein fit kese hogayee moti?
********************************** XXX **************************
After Ishu blabbers that she altered the dress
RKB: Jab insaan cheating karke jeetha hain na, use winner nahi kehte Loser kehte hain, samjee LIAR?
RKB: Raat bar mein khud pathli nahi hosakee, toh dress ko bada kardhiya usme gussne ke liye?
********************************** XXX **************************
After Ishu pricks him with needle
RKB: Moti kaha toh suyeese mardhao gi kisi ko?
IRB: Suyee chuknese koi marta nahi hain na? Kaash!
RKB: lekin overweight se log bohot marte hain aaj kal. Sambhalo, Itna tuss na band karo tum. Dekho apne aap ko, pelthi jaa rahi ho yaar.
IRB: Tumhe really lagta hain ki mein moti hun?
RKB: Apne aap ko dekha hain? Seriously?
IRB: Which angle? Tume ase kese lag gaya?
RKB: 360 degrees. Koi angle nahi bacha kaha se tum pathli lagsakti ho. Side dekho tyre hogaya hain. Paunch aarahi hain. Hello madam, even from your backside.
IRB: Backside? Tumne kab dekha?
RKB:pointing to his eyes, Yeh jo hain na yeh, ankhen hain button nahi. Aur yeh mein kule raktha hun cheeze dekne ke liye. Jab tum apne lambe chode baashan mein chupkathi hain na, mein eh sab notice kartha hun.
IRB: Yeh sab cheeze dekthe ho aap?
RKB: Ab jo jesa dike ga vesa dikega hain na?
RKB: 2 din ke liye jaa raha hoon. Kahin esa na ho, ke aane ke baad dress toh dur, tumhe chaddar mein dekna pade.
IRB: Kitni Moti hogayi men? Which angle? What rubbish?
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It indeed was an awesome episode 🤣
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