Security measures required for the Bzoo cartoons

Originally posted by: hermoinee

Hi all!! After two weeks of not watching UT and after reading the updates now, I feel that these Btoon housewallas need to be protected from terrorism..😉😆. So I have come up with some counter-terrorism methods:

1)Ghunghat detector at the entrance and inside and outside:

This device will alert theB house senior playboy, neutral Umedboy and Vichitra Veerboy to this potentially dangerous weapon, even if it is a hand kerchief sized one as sported by Ichcha🤣. All the ladies, servants, etc., in the Bhouse should not wear ghunghats or cover their heads at anytime including in the presence of elders.Whenever the mards and namards of the Bzoo go out, they should carry portable ghunghat detectors on their person and as soon as they hear the warning 'Beep Beep' sound, they should run away as far as they can till they reach the safe haven near Ichcha, the mighty powerful Sindoorwali..🤣🤣The most important thing of all is that Ichcha should never ever cover her face under any circumstances, including during a cold, in order to inhale steam, even under a small towel or a hand kerchief..🤣🤣This way, even the dumbest of them all will know that the one approaching him under ghunghat is not Ichcha... Otherwise, this dumbo will mistake even Daddaji to be Ichcha if he covers his face with her towel..🤣🤣

2) Face Mask detector:

Daily Daddji should first pull at his own wig and tear at his face to show others that he is himself and not Sanchi or Satya or XYZ in a mask..😆😆. Then he should systematically pull at each and everyone's wig and face to check the same. When he is tired, he can ask Umed to continue checking personally.😆😆

3) Food and Drink Checker:

They should ask Ichcha to eat and drink everything first and if nothing happens to her only then eat and drink, like the maharajas of the olden days. This is because, Ichcha is like the cat with nine lives😆. Till date, she has been to the doors of death at least 5 times as far as I know, but still survived:1)left in the jungle in childhood,2)shot by Sid,3) caught in fire in Brindavan,4)crushed under chandelier,5)drank the drink laden with you do not know what, etc etc.. If she falls sick and goes to hospital, Daddaji can engage Rohini to be the food checker and pay her for her services and if she also falls sick, then he can ask the dutiful Dobby Damini to do it, which she will do willingly with out any pay because she is a bonded labourer for life😆

4)Mouth Protectors and Chastity belts:

All B house males should wear locks like Dr. Hannibal on their mouths so that nobody can force any food or drink down their throats and make them unconscious🤣. They all should wear chastity belts also and Veer especially should wear one with double-lock as he has predators pouncing upon him hysterically not only from outside, but also from inside B house😉🤣.

5) No-No to hotel suites:

Veer and other B house males should adhere to the policy of a strict no-no to hotel rooms and suites, even if called for business meetings. Veer should call all his business associates to B house and after subjecting them to all the check-ups listed above, conduct his business meetings sitting with Ichcha on one side and Mai on the other side, of course, with out ghunghats and head covering pallus..🤣🤣

6) Brain tonics:

Even though this may not be of much use as their brain cells are damaged beyond repair, still the B toons can try these tonics to boost their mind power, if any😉😆. But caution should be taken so that it does not fall into wrong hands like those of terrorists both inside and outside the house..🤣🤣.

If you people have some more security ideas, you are welcome to express them😊

Originally posted by: ankit111

excellent. Full proof security. But wht abt the security of viewer who hv to bear the torture due to laps of security of the b-zoo inhabitants 😆 😆

Originally posted by: souroj

Welcome back Chitra🤗🤗 and a lovely post👏👏. There were 2 good Veecha scenes😳 u can watch it online if u feel like. Veer idiot does not even recognize his wife's writing. He got lccha's letter after that Sanchi's letter but cud not differentiate the handwriting😕😕. Both the V2 boys had/has problems in this matter😆😆😉.

Originally posted by: hermoinee

Thanks souroj🤗🤗 Please tell me the date of these good scenes so that I can see only them and skip the rest...😆

They have made Veer not only impotent, but also blind, tasteless, smell-senseless, deaf and brainless.. He cannot gauge the size or hand writing or touch of his wife, he cannot detect the change in the taste or smell of milk or alcohol when something is mixed in it and he cannot hear when his wife is calling out to him. Actually he has got only himself to blame for the predicament he has put himself into. He is only becoming dumber day by day dreaming of a happy threesome😉😆

Originally posted by: souroj

23rd n 24th may. Chanda gave a good reply to Nani, Goonwanti told sorry to Iccha n Iccha did not stop her😉. I think u can watch these two episodes, they were not bad.
By threesome u mean IVSB, VSB and TVSB or
VSB, TVSB n TRAP baby😕😆😆
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