Jacob ❤️

N o v e m b e r 9



G l o b a l M o d e r a t o r
G u r p r i t

On a s n o w y November morning, Gurprit woke up on the Upper East Side to the sound of the shrill ringtone of her phone. She groaned and reached across the bed for the device and answered it.

"Good news dude!" Hershi [Smileyface] squealed from the other side of the phone.
"What good news?" Gurprit grumbled forcing herself out of bed to open the curtains.

Outside, the landscape of the busy New York City was blanketed by a sheet of white snow. Soft snowflakes continued to fall as she rubbed her face to wake herself up.

"The MSN Gang and I are coming down to New York! And we've decided, you will be our personal tourist guide." Hershi told her laughing with excitement. Gurprit's jaw dropped in response in horror.

"All of you?" She gasped falling back on her bed in shock.

"That's right! Norway to New York!" Meli [Aahaana] yelled from somewhere in the background.

"Forget Norway. We've got the entire globe covered here. India, Britain, Canada." Chirped a British accent.

"Yuvikatoo? Oh god." Gurprit groaned.






"This is the Empire State Building" Gurprit mumbled to the rowdy group behind her.

"Empire. State. Building. Interesting. Does the State live here?" Meli asked her snatching a chocolate bar from Jot forcefully [Angel-Jot.].

"As in, the state of New York? Damn. The building itself doesn't look that big." Hershi stated pulling on a pair of gloves.

"What are you guys saying? You make no sense!" Gurprit exclaimed giving the group a death glare.

"We're saying, let's move on. We're not here to see a dumb building." Jot replied marching off.




"This is called the Statue of Liberty. It's also another tourist attraction." Gurprit stated waving her arm towards the statue behind her.

"Liberty kyun? Did the State fight to make that thing?" Tanu [BilliCat.] asked.

"Did the State fight and make it in the Empire State Building?" Yuvika asked.

Gurprit took a deep breath and gave them all a sarcastic smile as Jot and Meli snickered behind her quietly.




"Honestly, I have no idea why I'm still doing this. But welcome to the most popular destination of New York City. The Central Park." Gurprit said in the most resigned manner possible. She squatted down on a nearby bench and sighed audibly.

"Central. Doesn't seem to be in the centre of New York to me." Jot muttered crossing her arms across her chest. "And the snow makes it look ugly."

"I don't think it is in the centre of New York either. Why would you name a Park something like that anyway?" Hershi kicked snow out of her way and shrugged uninterested.

Gurprit clutched her gloves tightly in her hands and took a deep calming breath as her face turned red with anger.




"Finally done. I'm not taking you guys anywhere after this. This is the Brooklyn Bridge."

"Oh! Kind of like London bridge?" Yuvika asked her, eyes wide with joy.

"Abbey, you're in the United States. Not in your beloved United Kingdom." Tanu snapped, whacking Yuvika.

"Hold on, let me take my chappal off you badtameez." Yuvika threatened as the others watched amused.

"You know how that London Bridge song goes? London bridge is falling down.. falling down.. falling down.. Yeah, you're going down next, Yuvika!" Tanu taunted.

The only one not amused was Gurprit who stood there close to tears at this point.

Hellooo Gurpreet, Happy Birthday and many many happy returns of the day.

Take care

Have fun. Love you

LN