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Bhabho : Staaap it!
Payal : only ved deserves a lollipop.
Saras : God, kanak Uma chale Thailand and I have to put up with this metamorphosised payal.
Bhabho : vansh, you get a lollipop.
Vansh : yaay, can I get strawberry flavoured?!
Saras : I thought he would say green apple.
Bhabho : Ved, you get a lollipop too.
Payal : what the hell! Now I want something bigger than a lollipop
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Uma : wifey, you sit on a tree while I make some calls in the jungle.
Kanak : I wish they had WiFi too. So what's the ellobrate plan of yours on which forum bittiyas wasted 20 pages?!
Uma : call your bro and surrender myself!
Kanak : Even the pimple on my face would have thought of something better.
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Meanwhile,
SS : five min intro scene check
Close up shots on my beautiful face and hair check
More screen time than the leads of the show check
Hmm.. What else is remaining?!
Listen, I want a water sequence. But make sure only half my body is in it.
CV : but, sir you are a villian.
SS : why, villians don't have the right to drench themselves in water?!
High time this differentiation stops. We are all equal.
CV : okay, daaku feminist! We will create a sequence where you will beat up a guy in water for no reason cos the fan girls are busy trying to imagine What's under the black vest. Is it oily not oily or has the hair grown back.
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Meanwhile, sumer kidnaps Bhabho in a big car cos the budget of the show has increased.
And super naani Bhabho manages to get out of the car by pulling the hand brake. And just when she is about to escape the goons recapture her.
Ved : I am a police officer who never wears uniform. Take me seriously!
Payal : something bigger than lollipop. What can it be?! Hmm.. I am sure maasi knows the answer to this question.
Uma : I'm sorry. I can make cows pregnant but I can't help you there.
Vansh : Joothe do, paise lo!
SS : Pehle paise, baad mein Joothe.
Ved: Pehle Joothe
Kanak : God, I think I need to do something. Pimply, you have any ideas?!
CV1: A lady of bhabho's age pulls the hand brake and opens the door and hides bellow the car.
CV2 : what brilliance!
CV 1: and she manages to run and hide from as many as six fully grown men.
CV2 : what brilliance!
CV3 : Thank God our main lead is hot.
CID
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