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sabar ka phaal meetha kritu 😃

Ek din Munna ke papa ek Robot le kar aaye..... ye Robot koi bhi jhooth pakar leta tha aur jhooth bolne wale ko Zor se chanta marta tha.....

Aaj Munna school se late ghar aaya to papa ne pucha 'Ghar aane mein deri kaise ho gayee'

Munna said 'aaj hamari extra classes thi'....

----Chatak-- -- 😵

Robot apni jagah se uchla aur kass kar Munna ko ek chanta rasid kar diya.....

Papa said 'sach sach bolo ye Robot jhooth pakar leta hai'

Munna 'Film dekhne gaya tha'

Papa 'koon si film' ?

Munna 'Hanumaan'..

----Chatak-- -- 😵

tabhi Robot phir Munna ko ek zor se chanta marta hai....

Papa asked again 'koon si film?' 😡

Munna ' Katil Jawani' 😔 😳

Papa gusse mein 'sharam aani chahiye, jab mein tumhare jitna tha tab aisi harkat nahi karta tha' 😡

----Chatak-- -- 😵

Robot ne phir ek chanta mara, is baar Papa ki bari the..... 😉

ye sunte hi mummy kitchen se bahar aa kar boli 'Akhir tumhara beta hai na.... jhooth to bolega hi' 😳

----Chatak-- -- 😵

Ab bari Mummy ki thee........😉

😆 Mummy ki chate ka matlab.... Haila Amna 😆 Baddy girl.... But nice joke 😃

Originally posted by: maisoon

sabar ka phaal meetha kritu 😃

Ek din Munna ke papa ek Robot le kar aaye..... ye Robot koi bhi jhooth pakar leta tha aur jhooth bolne wale ko Zor se chanta marta tha.....

Aaj Munna school se late ghar aaya to papa ne pucha 'Ghar aane mein deri kaise ho gayee'

Munna said 'aaj hamari extra classes thi'....

----Chatak-- -- 😵

Robot apni jagah se uchla aur kass kar Munna ko ek chanta rasid kar diya.....

Papa said 'sach sach bolo ye Robot jhooth pakar leta hai'

Munna 'Film dekhne gaya tha'

Papa 'koon si film' ?

Munna 'Hanumaan'..

----Chatak-- -- 😵

tabhi Robot phir Munna ko ek zor se chanta marta hai....

Papa asked again 'koon si film?' 😡

Munna ' Katil Jawani' 😔 😳

Papa gusse mein 'sharam aani chahiye, jab mein tumhare jitna tha tab aisi harkat nahi karta tha' 😡

----Chatak-- -- 😵

Robot ne phir ek chanta mara, is baar Papa ki bari the..... 😉

ye sunte hi mummy kitchen se bahar aa kar boli 'Akhir tumhara beta hai na.... jhooth to bolega hi' 😳

----Chatak-- -- 😵

Ab bari Mummy ki thee........😉

bechaari whole family 😕 😉 😆
joke tha bhaut baadiya 😆 😆

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. 😕
He got
irritated...drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! 😡

😆

Banta: U cheated me. 😡
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. 😛
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India
Radio! 😡
😆

😆 Ab Santa ke jokes nahi milenge kya? Poison pee li 😭 😉

As for AIR 😆

Ek sardar darwaze ke bahar Gun liye khda tha, 😊

uski patni ne poocha tum yahan kyo khade ho, ❓

sardar ji bole sher ke shikar pe ja raha hoon, 😛

patni to jaao na,

sardar ji kaise jaoon bahir Dogi khda hai. 😔
😆 😆 😆

Eik Sardar Pilot Se Head Phone Chheen Raha Hota Hai,
Pilot: Yeh Kia Ker rahay Ho? 😡
Sardar:Ticket Hum ne bhi bhari hai.. Aur music Tu Akela hee sunn Raha Hai..?😡

😆 😆 😆

😆 Sardarji to hamesha marne par hi tule hain 😆

Joy Bose was going by train from Delhi to Howrah.
He kept getting off at every station to buy a ticket till the next station. 😊

When the train reached Howrah., the Bose's co-passengers asked him why he kept buying separate tickets instead of buying a ticket for the entire journey. 😊

Bose replied: Humko doctor bola tha, ki jyada lamba sofor nahin karna. Isee se hum chota chota sofor korta hoon. 😆