Originally posted by: sun_423
So here is the first english class for the Rajeev Aamna Institute of love... with me...π
[Me yaani kii English professor...ππ]
Me:- Good morning Students... how are you today... π
Students:- Good Morning Ma'am... we are fine maa'm...
Me:-so students ready for the class....
Students:- yes Ma'am...
Me:-today we will discuss the topic of love... π
Students:- ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Me:- quite.. i don't want any noise from you... can anyone here tell me what is love...[looking around the class] Saheli you tell me what is love...
Saheli:- loveee...ma'am...well love...
Me:-[in a stern voiceπ π] yes love.. now will you please get to answering....
Saheli:- yes ma'am.. i mean no ma'am...
Me:- Whattt....
Saheli:- i don't know ma'am...
Me:- it's ok..you just sit down... first let me teach you the spelling of love.. it is 'L' 'O' 'V' 'E'... which forms the word LOVE... now class repeat with me... 'L'
Students:- 'L'
Me:- 'O'
Students:- 'O'
Me:- 'V'
Students:- 'V'
Me:- 'E'
Students:- 'E'
Me:- 'L''O'''V''E'... LOVE...
Students:- 'L''O'''V''E'... LOVE...
Me:- good.. now class we will learn how to say you love someone... when you want to say you love that person then in a simple way say the three magical words "I LOVE YOU.." did you understand...
Students:- yes Ma'am..
Me:- so tell me class when you have to say it to someone that you love him/her then how will say it...
Students:- by saying I LOVE YOU... π³ π³
Me:- good class i must say you are all quick learners.. keep it up...
Saheli says:- ma'am can i say something..
Me:- ya sure saheli go ahead...
Saheli:- ma'am we ought to be quick learners because with people like our two Deans Professor Khandelwal & Professor Shariff around we surely are likely to understand your teaching quickly...
all the class start giggling..
Me:- quite..that's enough...now we will learn how to write these three magical words I LOVE YOU..
so class this is how you write the words i love you...
[the bell goes off..]
Me:- ok then see all of you tomorrow..& be sure you have prepared for what i have taught today.. otherwise be ready to face the punishment.. is that understood..
Student:- Yes Ma'am...
Me:- Thanku Class...
Students:- Thanku ma'am...
& i walk off...
so my first class of english ends here... hope you liked it...π π π
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