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a friend of mine mailed me this game. Let's see what funny statements we come up withπ play it and post ur answers for funπ
Pick the month you were born in:
January - I kicked
February - I loved
March - I did the Macarena with
April - I played with
May - I choked on
June - I murdered
July - I sang to
August - I had lunch with
September - I danced with
October - I smoked
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 - a paperclip
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a fork
5 - a gangster
6 - a Mexican
7 - my cell phone
8 - my dog
9 - my best friend's boyfriend
10 - my neighbour
11 - an iPod
12 - a banana
13 - Chuck Norris
14 - a stuffed animal
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - myself
20 - a football player
21 - a ninja
22 - a fireman
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - a baseball bat
26 - my sister
27 - my brother
28 - my science teacher
29 - a permanent marker
30 - a llama
31 - a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing (multi-coloured chose all colours that are prominent):
White - because I was high.
Black - because that's how I roll.
Pink - because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red - because the voices told me to.
Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green - because I hate myself.
Purple - because I'm cool.
Gray - because I was drunk.
Yellow - because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange - because I hate my family.
Other - because that's how I roll.
None - because I can't control myself.
January - I kicked
February - I loved
March - I did the Macarena with
April - I played with
May - I choked on
June - I murdered
July - I sang to
August - I had lunch with
September - I danced with
October - I smoked
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 - a paperclip
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a fork
5 - a gangster
6 - a Mexican
7 - my cell phone
8 - my dog
9 - my best friend's boyfriend
10 - my neighbour
11 - an iPod
12 - a banana
13 - Chuck Norris
14 - a stuffed animal
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - myself
20 - a football player
21 - a ninja
22 - a fireman
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - a baseball bat
26 - my sister
27 - my brother
28 - my science teacher
29 - a permanent marker
30 - a llama
31 - a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing (multi-coloured chose all colours that are prominent):
White - because I was high.
Black - because that's how I roll.
Pink - because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red - because the voices told me to.
Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green - because I hate myself.
Purple - because I'm cool.
Gray - because I was drunk.
Yellow - because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange - because I hate my family.
Other - because that's how I roll.
None - because I can't control myself.
let me start the ball rolling with my statement!
i choked on a llama cos someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars and i hate my family!!
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