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Love & Friendship

Posted: a month ago
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To

Juliet

Grade 7.0 S.M

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since

the 14th of October (Saturday).With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be

shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be

taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.


Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

Romeo HR Manager

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