HawaHawai Gangulika says Vidhi MBA- Mat Bekaarmein Aao - Page 2

Mann ki baat boldi jo kitne din se show dekh ke bolne ka Mann tha

Superb writing

Originally posted by: Chakor07

No words to describe this masterpiece you have penned down.. just couldn't control the laughter🤣🤣

GANGS is the best🤌 kya roast kiya hai dono miya-biwi ko🔥

Thank you so very much🤗

I am happy you enjoyed. That was the purpose😆

Originally posted by: carljung

Mann ki baat boldi jo kitne din se show dekh ke bolne ka Mann tha

Superb writing

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Carl, tune mujhe PM bana diya🤣

Fun apart, thanks 🤗Mere man mein bhi bahot din se jal raha tha!

Originally posted by: Loving2Missing2

today all are back in bhannat mood, so my 2 cents... Maine poori bhadaas nikaal di hai! Hope you guys Enjoy this👎🏼

The walls around started the beat

Laki chiki, laki chiki, chiki laki choom

Rapchiki laki chiki laki chiki choom

And suddenly the quiet peaceful mother changed to an angry avatar!

Bijali Giraane Main Hoon Aayee, 

Kehate hai mujhko Hawa Hawai!

Ganga cringed, "Behanji???...... Satya, whom are you calling Behanji?? I have been a diva all my life!!" 

"Haan Maa.... Par Hawa Hawai kya keh rahe ho aap?" Dev dared this time.

" Bhoot Kya Hote hain?" Peevishly Ganga answered, "Dikhai nahi dete, sunaai nahi dete..yaahanse vahaan bina chale jaate hain..... Matlab hawa hawa hote hain, right?....... iss liye main Hawa Hawai!" She did some great style of dance steps on her last words.... The pallu came off and her designer blouse was all evident!

"Gangs Keh! Main teri selfish chaalu behan thode hi hoon.... Ulata main toh genuine friendly soutan hoon... Teri meri Ek Kahani!....So no formalities..... let's keep it CAS!"

"Aur tu..... Tu toh humara sayaana beta tha na!" Gangs gave Dev a flying thappad..... "oh itana nahi samjhata?.... Cake khane ke liye yeh bara baje tak jag sakati hain....par study karne bithao toh isse ekdam se neend aati hai.... Aur iss ke liye tu meri Satya se jhagada??" Dev was well berated; but Gangs was not in stopping mood today.

"Jab baara baje gale mil rahe the; tab MBA ki yaad nahi aayee.... Aaj mere papa ke fan ne thodi si aavaj kya kar di; toh MBA yaad aaya tujhe, huh?" Gangs hissed venting her steam from pressure cooker brain!

"Voh Maa...."

"Kuchh mat bol..... teri hi sheh hai usse..... Tune kya alag kiya jab tere papa ne tujhe London bheja padhane ke liye??....... Do din talli hokar pada raha!😡" Gangs had pent up frustrations since very long....... her anger emanated off, "Un do dino ke class notes liye the tune?"

"Nahi Maa....."

"Unhi do dino mein sikhaya tha..... kee biwi prenup leke aaye; toh pati ne khairaat baatne ke documents nahi banaane hote hai!" Gangs gritted her teeth.

"Chal teri category ka poochhati hoon ..... Bata.... What's common between priests and Christmas trees?"

Dev was flabbergasted. This couldn't have been MBA question. He had absolutely no idea, "Maa, Koi Clue??"

"Decoration ke liye!"

"Toh phir..."

"Phir kya?"

" He bhagwan , kya paida kiya maine...... Priests and Xmas trees both have bXXXs 🤬 only for decoration."

The whole triad went flat in abashment!  But then Dev wondered, "Maa, how is this my category?"

"Aur nahi toh kya?....... Suhaagraat ho gayee..... Biwi ke shower mein bhi ghoosa...... honeymoon ho gaya.....Saare paise waste..... Samaan ka koi use nahi.......date pe leke gaya, toh paani mein naav baha raha hai..... bloody 5 year old!😡"

"Nahi maa, aise nahi.....hua tha humaara" Dev justified.

"Karodo ke bane banaaye ghar mein hota nahi tujhse; aur vaha voh jhirjhire padade lagakar.... machcharo ke beech kar liya??...... 

"Nahi maa, maine kar liya sach mein!"

"Yeh tera kounse sitaronwala mating equation hai re??..... Shanatnu aur meri Suhaagraat ke baad maine unse imli maangi thee; yaha pe yeh peeli tujhe khatta khilati hai........ He bhagwan, ulati Ganga!...... aur tu kehta , tumhara hua...... aur result mein Chitra pregnant ho gayee??..... jabki Vikram sirf Ammy ke peechhe doom hilate ghoomata hai."

"sab pata hai...... iss ladki ka chaar hajaar ka bowl phoota , toh tune chaalis lakh ki angoothi dee; Amba ne apne aathso hajaar karod diye, aur tumne angoothi fek di??"

"par Maa...."

"Par kya?....... Kounse teer maar liye shaadi karke tum dono ne?..... Ussee Amba ne kissi Dumba ko London se bhej diya; toh yeh peeli tumhe chhodkar uss ke ghar jaati hai?..... Touch me Not khelati hai??.......... jaa, main tumhe shraap deti hoon yeh Amba aise hi nashtar banakar chhalati rahegi tum sabko." The verdict was out.

""Tum dono jhagado mat..... Gangs, aap samjhaaiye na donoko..... aap aakar sab theek kar dijiye" Satya Intervened.

The parts i left above were my FAVOURITE!!!  🤣🤣🤣

You need to do one with Abhi, Vidhi and Dev and show our frustration when he interrupts their romance 

To funny man

i think this cast is capable of a comedy track as well and they will do a great job

Originally posted by: Dreamzz

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gangs taking class of dev and vidhi was superb,

Specially dev over his life choices.

Asking vidhi to bring back MBA fees just like she did for her parents 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Aur dev se aalishan mehal me na ho paya, aur machharo ke bich main kar Liya.  ........ Kya vichar hai Aapke.

Dev explaining "casual" to Satya and vidhi ..🤣🤣🤣🤣

Muje to dev ke roast main Bada Maza AAYA.

I can imagine him through all these situations....🤣🤣

Thank you so much, yaar! 🤗

Bold: Satya kuchh bolati nahi toh Gangs ko aana pada apni mouthpiece bankar😆

Italics: Kuchh aise hi vichar hai humaare....😆 SR start karke mood ban raha tha toh beech mein Seema ko bhej diya..... uss din Satya beech mein aakar nahi bol sakati thee? Aa, mere saath so ja!

Originally posted by: hmhss

The parts i left above were my FAVOURITE!!!  🤣🤣🤣

You need to do one with Abhi, Vidhi and Dev and show our frustration when he interrupts their romance 

To funny man

i think this cast is capable of a comedy track as well and they will do a great job

Thanks, dear!🤗

Bold: I shall surely try......as time permits😊

Oh yes! They should make it comedy..... better watchable!

Main mat gayi haste haste.. abhi Mera ghost type kar raha hai!!! Too good. Vidhi needed it. But gangulika should have given it to Satya too for destroying ViDev moment when they were cleaning vessels. 

I had similar idea of writing one this morning and was happy to see gangs side of story being explored. 

Too good.. perfect laughter dose🤣🤣 loved the classes missed by Dev during his behoshi🤪🤪 Reminded me of an old show called Gharwali and Uparwali. Thanks for the tag😊

Originally posted by: Monkish

Main mat gayi haste haste.. abhi Mera ghost type kar raha hai!!! Too good. Vidhi needed it. But gangulika should have given it to Satya too for destroying ViDev moment when they were cleaning vessels. 

I had similar idea of writing one this morning and was happy to see gangs side of story being explored. 

Namaskaar Bhootnath..... Thank you for coming.

Vessel cleaning pe ek aur likhane ka man hai.... god willing!

Do write your idea, will be enjoyable to read

🤗

Originally posted by: Srj9

Too good.. perfect laughter dose🤣🤣 loved the classes missed by Dev during his behoshi🤪🤪 Reminded me of an old show called Gharwali and Uparwali. Thanks for the tag😊

Thanks dear🤗

Laughter dose is what all we need..... after reading yours, I said let me also put my 2 cents.

Gharwali Uparwali... haven't heard of..... is it a good comedy??