btw what was the "cringiest and most spoken sentence"? you gave an example but you didn't say what it was. take your time. π³This content was originally posted by: shrizHappy b'day roast partner(i know I'm kinda late to the party but then that's not my
fault tbh coz i was busy breathing and trust me that's not an easy task especially if you live in Delhi )π
who told you it's my birthday ??? π§
there is no food if that's why you're here, Shrizzy. π
anyways, i am feeling sorry that you came all the way here in this dangerous place (anupamaa forum) on an empty stomach and empty lungs. here is some fresh air :
To read further you need to answer one of the following questions :
1)48% of 2500 β {(73 Γ 8) /β196} β 15% of (80/3) = 5
2)In the word βscentβ, which letter is silent? S or C? E
3)Why does shriz consider me one of her favourite human? because i share "hits you missed - bollywood edition" with you and only you. here is one i am listening to rn.... "I am a cool cat" from 16 December
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnUOHpkzsYw
Look at you girl, shamelessly reading further without answering any of the questions π see above ^ π πΌ
Well this is what I expected from you so i have already kept a punishment ready π you probably have a punishment only and no gift. π€
You broke the rule so now you will have to hear the cringiest and yet most spoken sentence made in the history of mankind from me i.e"I love you " π€‘ ok, im ready. sounds like something i would like. π
And in case your ignorant ass wants to know the answer of the above questions consult once upon a time topper komal for the maths ka sawaal and Shakespeare ki daadi Ruchi for angrezi ka sawaal ππΌ ok, thank you for choosing people who won't charge me π΅
For third sawaal you need to consult alien when he visits earth coz even i don't know the answer π€ͺ - is he cute?
(Since this is anupama forum I'm afraid a few feminists will come fighting me as to why i referred to the aliens as "he" and not "she " π - aane do. i have a weapon no one can defeat, Ali ka HINDI. π
I can already imagine anupama saying "Kya aliens banney ka haq sirf mardo ka hota hai" π€‘ but that's a different topic altogether so let's forget about that) - no comment.
For now all i can say is that you are the best human being i ever had the chance to meet be it irl or virtually (and you know i don't exaggerate things unless it's about roasting certain someone ) i wanna call you the P word publicly but i will be jelly if any randoms call u it. so i will refrain. you know you have a very special part of my congested heart. dont worry i will buy an oxygen tank from Amazon and send it to you. you only have to pay the taxes, shipping fees, import fees, etc. (nothing in this world is free babe.)
Ok I'm not gonna write anything else or i will die of cringe attack so yeah bye bye πββοΈπββοΈ COULD U BE ANY CUTER?? IM SO OVER IT. π₯Ή
I LOVE YOU SHRIZZY!!!!! you are the funniest, cutest, roast-iest, loving - dayum you are one confused chick. whatever you are my special cool beautiful friend.
anyways time to leave, party is over. thank for you coming. ππΌ
here is your take-home gift :
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