Tajurba Overdose and Some Iconic Dialogues: WiP - Page 2

episode 13:

khayal. ek biwi jis tareeke se apne pati ka khayal rakh sakti hain, ek app khabhi nahi rak sakta.

-Pushpa ji

are gurmagadag. yehi toh zindagi hain. yeh shikaiteh, roothna manana, umeeden, narazgi, yehi toh ehsaas hai rishton ka. agar yehi nahi raheinge toh kya matlab hain zindagi ka. yeh joh tumahara app na hai na, yeh khana order kar sakta hain. magar apne haaton se narm narm rotian nahi sekh sakta. tumhara yeh app makan saaf rakhva sakta hain. magar us makan ko ghar nahi bana sakta. ha tumahare yeh app shadi zaroor karva sakta hain. magar pyaar ke do mithe bol bol sakta hain?

-pushpa ji 

episode 15:

pushpa ji: saas agar ghar main hoti toh majal hai kisiki aisi harkatain karne ki? aisi nakel daal ke rakhti na ki saas lene se phele bhi saas ki ijazat leti. hum na ek pate ki baat batate hain apko. yeh saas aur bahu ka rishta na hota hi esa hain. saap aur sapare jaise. woh agar saap hai na toh hum hain saperi. kabu mein toh hum hi rakh sakte hain unko. haa.

karishma: toh bahu saap hoti hain?

pushpa ji: haa bilkul hoti hain. humko toh lagta hain woh saap kya, navla, bichu, magarmach bhi hoti hain.hamare bas chale na toh hum toh... h-h-hum keh rahe teh ki humara bas chale na toh hum toh mundi maroor ke rakh deh aisa kehne walon ki. bahu toh ghar ki beti hoti hain. kulakshini...ku-ku-kuldevi hoti hain. ghar ka bhagye hoti hain. shubhashish hoti hain. devi hoti hain. ghar ka ujala hoti hain. mamta ki dushala hoti hain. jag- jag-jagjanani hoti hain. hum manate hain. hoti hain. hoti hain. maiya kasam hum mante hain.

epsiode 16:

soch rahi thi karishma madam kaisi lagegi maut ke kuah main das ka note leti hoi. sorry, sau ka note lete hoa.

-santosh sharma

santosh: oo yeh track ke bare main toh socha hi nahi maine. par atma hatya karne ke liye itni dur jane ki kya zaroorat thi. samne wale office se hi khud jate.

cheetah: par samne wala office toh ek hi manjal ko hai. first floor teh gir ke koi mar kaise paogo.

santosh: teen chaar baar try karte na toh ho sakta tha cheete.

cheetah: bas yehi masumiyat pe jaan chirakne ki ichu hai jave hamari.

karishma: tum alag topa aadmi ho. tumhe masumiyat aur mental damage main farak samaj malom nahi hota?

santosh: main samjhi nahi madam.

pushpa ji: tum zada samajne ki khoshish bhi mat karo. woh kya haina, joh cheez zyada kamzor hoti hain na, uspe zor nahi dalte. woh hamesha ke liye kharab ho jati hain. ab hum keh rahain hai na zyada socho mat. bakne do inko. socho mat.

Santosh: okay

episode 19:

Santosh: agar Karishma madam jayengi toh main bhi chali jaungi. main bhi le lungi apna transfer.

cheetah: ha toh hum bhi le lenge apna transfer.

santosh: tu kyu lega apna transfer?

cheetah: ha toh app kahe lengi apna trasnfer?

santosh: Karishma madam meri guru hain, cheete. maine bohot seekha hain unse. 

cheetah: toh app hamari guru hain. humne bohot kachu sikha hain apse.

Santosh: maine unse imaandari. bahaduri, bina dare sach ka saath dena sikha hain. tune mujhse kya sikha hain.

cheetah: bohot kachu sikha hain hume apse. bina bheja ke logon ko bheja fry kise kio jave hain, ee sikho hai humne apse. aur phir lagatar, kachar kachar, chubis ganta ek ke baad ek batole baaji kaise ki jave hain, ee sikha hai humne apse. aur vatalab kaiso bhi chal raha ho, kitna bhi serious matter chal raha ho, pate main tang ara aur pasa ke va baat ki aisi ki taisi karno, baat ko bera garag karna, ee sikha hain humne apse. pyar main paglet teh ke, lamlet heno bhi toh sikha hain humne apse.

Santosh: tu yeh kya bol raha hain cheete?

abhi kuch dino phela ek larki ke saath batsalookhi hui. sare amm sabke samne use beizaat kiya gaya,. tab kaha tah apka yeh sanskriti rakshak sena? aye din sarak par, train main, bus main, besharmon ki tarah ladkion ke saath battameezi hoti hain. unhe beizaat kiya jata hain. tab kaha hota hai apka yeh sanskriti rakshak sena? abhi kuch din phele hamare desh main attakanki hamla bhi hua tah, pure desh main deshat phehal gayi thi. us waqt logon ko bachane, seene pe goli khane, hamari army ke jawan aye teh. apke yeh barah ke tatto nahi. woh kya haina mr angad... acharya, humari desh ki sanskrirti apne app main hi itni uchi hain ki app jaise chot bhaiye gunde uski kya raksha karenge. rahne dijye.  

-haseena malik

Every shayri from ep 55 should be in this thread it's one of the best episodes in this show , I'll post it when I find the time...until then I'll bump this thread up so that it doesn't get archived due to inactivity...

EDIT;

some moments are better when they're seen than read , so I'm not going to post them here , I'm giving a link to the episode

https://youtu.be/djPoJXZdYn4

Every line in this episode is pure gold and only reading the  transcripts of this ep is a crime...to the new members ; please do watch this episode and the following three episodes after this , imo episodes 55-58 and the recent kalesh couple track ep 490-492 are the best episodes in the history of this show

Ep 385;

KS: "Khud kare toh seena thaan , aur dusro ko karwao toh Ganga snan?"

Bumping thread to continue later