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Metz: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Siddharth will and will not eat.

Abhay: Grass? Yes!

Metz: Moss? Yes!!

Abhay: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Metz: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Abhay: Worms? Sometimes!

Metz: Rocks? Usually nah.

Abhay: Twigs? Usually!

Metz: Misha's cooking? Inconclusive!

Piya: How did you… test this?

Metz: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Piya: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Misha: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Panchi: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- 

Some Guy: I wrote you a poem. 

Panchi, already crying: You did?

T, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

Misha: Okay

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

T: Orange soda, please!

Misha: I'll have the strawberry soda.

Piya: Me too, strawberry soda.

T:

Piya: So I have made the decision to trust you. 

Sid: A horrible decision, really. 

Kabeer: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Misha: Put spaghetti in it.

Kabeer: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Piya: Put spaghetti in it.

Kabeer: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Abhay: Put spaghetti in it.

Kabeer: I'm no longer taking suggestions

T: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think. 

Misha: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

Piya: We have a problem. 

Abhay: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

Abhay: Piya, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. 

Piya, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

Metz: What’s up? I’m back. 

Abhay: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead 

Metz: Death is a social construct.

Abhay: Piya, I am questioning your sanity... 

Misha: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start