Maneet OS collections - Page 3

                                                               Kaisa ye safar hai? ' 3

Agla jagah toh ye donno saath mein pohunchthe hai'..

Jaise Suhaana ne kaha lagtha hai ye log ab stone age chale gaye'.

Yah they are surrounded by some strange people'.

Seeing their attire they think that they are some King and Queen'..

Geet: Maan, hum stone age aagaye hai

Maan: aaisa kaise ho saktha? Hum sirf 100 years back aaye hai

Geet: lekhin inka costumes toh dekho, Flintstones ki tarah dikhthe hai

Maan: shayad hum kissi jungle mein aagaye hai, aur ye log tribes honge

Geet: kya? Toh ab hummara kya hoga?

Maan: gabrao mat Geet, ye log bahut friendly dikhthe hai

Suddenly they take bows and aim'.

Geet toh sochthi hai ki ab inka safar yahi katam hoga'.

Maan suddenly covers Geet and pushes her down'.they fall on the ground'..

Maan: Geet, tum teek toh haina?

Geet: Maan, aapko lagi toh nahi?

Maan: mein teek hoon

That arrow is aimed at a wild bore that had eyed Maneet'..

Thank god they are safe now'..

They take them to their leader''.

Unkka head ek lady hai'..

Geet: ab mein samaj gayi ki ye log itne pyaare kyun hai?

Maan: kyun Geet?

Geet: dekho inka head ek aurat hai, issiliye ye log itna achche hai

Maan: ye tumne sahi kaha Geet

Head Lady sign language mein unkko kuch poochthi'..

Geet answers her back in sign language itself''

Maan: toh tumme sign language aatha hai

Geet: nahi, mein toh inse seekhne ki koshish kar rahi hoon

Maan: kya? Geet agar tumne kuch ulta seedha keh diya toh hummare jaan ka katra ho saktha hai

Geet: aaise kuch nahi hoga, dekho ye kitna kush hai, lagtha hai ki inkko meri baat samajmein aayi

Maan: lekhin mujhe toh kuch samaj mein nahi aaya, tumne inse aaisa kya kaha?

Geet: meinne kaha ki hum donno friends hai aur yahan inkki culture ko study karne aaye hai

Maan: mujhe nahi lagtha ki inkko ye baat samj mein aaya

Head Lady calls her men and signals something'.

They take Maneet to their dwelling and they give their traditional dress to wear'.

Geet: dekha, ye log humme guest samajthe hai

Maan: mein ye nahi pehen saktha

Geet: toh teek hai, aap yahi raho mein change karkke aathi

Maan waits for Geet'.

Geet uss single piece dress mein bahut hot lagthi'.

Maan bhi change karkke aatha''

Now the men come and take Maan with them and the women take Geet with them'.

They help her with her make-up'.

Hare phoolon se Geet ko sajaathe hai''

Ab they go to some temple'..

Geet ko lagtha hai ki aaj koi festival hai'.

Maan is still confused'

Geet ne kya kaha aur inhonne kya samjaha?

Ab ye toh babaji hi jaanthe hai'..

They give them something to drink'..

Geet is so thirsty that she finishes it in a second and asks for more'.

But Maan hesitates to drink it'

Geet: Maan, inka welcome drink bahut achcha hai, tum bhi try karo

Maan: Geet hum yahan koi holiday manane nahi aaye hai

Geet: mujhe toh aaisa hi lagtha, kitna suhaana safar haina?

Maan: tum toh har baat ka ulta matlab hi nikhaalthi ho

Geet: ab hum yahan hai toh humme inkki kushiyon mein shamil hona chahiye, ye tumme samaj mein nahi aayega Mr.Sadoo

Maan: kya kaha tumne?

Everybody is dancing around the sacred fire'.

Geet too joins them'..

All are dancing in pairs'.

Head Lady instructs her men'

They take Maan and they insist that he too dance with Geet'.

Geet ko unki music bahut pasand aatha'..

Geet MJ ki moowalk karthi'.

They all laugh at her'..

Geet: ye log kyun hasthe hai?

Maan: yahan aakke moomwalk karogi toh inko lagega ki tumme nachna bhi nahi aatha

Geet: kya? Mein apne college ki sab se best dancer hoon, samje

Maan: yahan koi nahi jaantha ki dancing champion ho, dekho woh ladhki kaise cute nachthi hai

Geet: Maan, aap kujhe chodkke kissi aur ladhki ko kaise dekh sakhte ho

Geet gets angry'

Maan: hare, mein usse dance seekhne ki koshish kar raha hoon

Geet: joot mat bolo, dance toh aap uss ladhkke ko dekhkke bhi seekh sakthe

Maan: teek hai Geet, mein usski taraf nahi dekhoonga, tum usse dekhkke dance karo, aur mein tumme dekhkke seekhtha hoon

Geet: ye behthar hai

They dance for a long time and Geet is intoxicated'.

She drunk that drink na'..

She is just enjoying herself'.

Maan tries to control her but in vain'.

Maan had to accompany her'..

Geet faints and when she wakes up she finds her hands tied to Maan's''

They are inside a hut'.

Yahan sirf ye donno hai'

Geet ko lagtha hai ki ye log unkko arrest karkke rakhe hai'.

Maan is till awake'..

Geet: Maan, hum yahan kaise aaye? Aur mujhe kya hua?

Maan: tum behosh ho gayi thi

Geet: kya?

Maan: haan, tumne welcome drink piya haina? Uska asar hai

Geet: tumne piya nahi

Maan: nahi, mujhe toh pehle hi shak tha

Geet: toh tumne mujhe rokha kyun nahi?

Maan: kaise rokhtha? Tum toh meri ek bhi nahi sunthi

Geet: Maan mujhe bahut dar lagtha hai, ab ye log raat ko 12 bhaje aakke humme apne god ko bali denge, Maan hum sach mein bali ka bakra ban gaye hai

Maan: aaisa kuch nahi hoga

Maan is so confident and cool'

Geet: aapko kaise patha?

Maan: Geet, ek bar iss jagah ko dhyaan se dekho

Geet takes a look around'..

This place is decorated with flowers and it feels so romantic'.

Geet: isska kya matlab?

Maan: mujhe lagtha hai ki aaj hummari shadhi ho gayi aur ye hummara SR hai

Geet: kya? Aap pagal ho agye ho kya?

Maan: Geet tumne dekha nahi ki uss agni ke samne sirf couples dance kar arhe the

Geet: toh?

Maan: toh yahi unkka pehron hoga

Geet: nahi nahi, aaise nahi ho saktha

Maan is right, seeing their Romeo Juliet look they thought that they are some Prince and Princess who love each other and had eloped from their palace''

So they decided to give them protection and get them married'.

Geet unties her hands'.

Geet: tumne issko khola kyun nahi?

Maan: kyunki tummare saath aaise rehne mein mujhe bahutachcha lagtha

Geet: tumna mujhse dhoor raho, samje?

She pushes him away and she moeves back '..

After a while Geet ehars some animal's roar'

She gets frightened and she gets closer to Maan'

Maan catches hold of her and she embraces her'.

Maan: darne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai Geet, tum sojao, mein hoona?

Geet falls asleep and they wake up only in the morning'..

Geet wakes up first and she finds herself in Maan's arms'

She quickly moves away'

Maan pulls her back and she falls over him'.

She hears some giggling noise'.

She finds some girls peeping thru the window'..

Geet: Maan. Maan, utto

Maan wakes up '.

Geet: Maan ab hum kya karein

Someone knocks'..

It's the Head lady'

She has come to check whether they are fine''

Geet: maan, ye ab yahan kyun aayi hai?

Maan: mujhe kyun poochthi ho? tum toh inkke basha bhi jaathi ho, insse hi poocha

Geet: Maan, tum hi baat karo

That lady claps and the girls bring them breakfast''

Geet is scared to eat that food'.

Kahin issme mein kuch m,ila hua toh'

Maan is hungry he digs in'.

Usska favourite food hai'..

Fresh fruits , honey and boiled roots'..

Maan: Geet, tum bhi khao

After making sure that Maan is fine after eating that food Geet too starts eating'..

Geet ka nasha uthar gaya toh she feels shy wearing such an unfit infront of Maan''

Geet: Maan, hummara dress kahan hai'..

Maan has kept them safe with him''.

Maan: ab chalo, hum nahakke aathe hai

Geet: aap rukho, pehle mein nahakke aathi hoon

Maan: Geet, yahan koi attached bathroom nahi hai, humme paaswali koi stream mein nahana padega, aur mein tumme kahin akhele nahi jaane de saktha

Geet: kya? Stream mein nahana hai? lekhin mujhe tehelna nahi aatha

Maan: koi baat nahi, mein tumme sikhaoonga

Geet: what? Usski koi zaroorat nahi hai

Maan: Geet, mein hoona, tum kyun tension lethi ho, aao mere saath

Maan lifts her and carries her'.mahi''''

After taking bath Geet asks Maan to leave her alone so that she could change her dress'.

Maan: Geet, ab toh hummari shadhi bhi ho gayi hai, phir itna kyun sharmathi ho?

Geet: tum jao, abhi

Maan turns back and sits'..

Maan: mein tumme akhele nahi chodoonga, tum change karlo Geet

After getting ready Maan goes and takes his lappy'.

Maan: toh cahlein Geet

Geet: kahan?

Maan shows the tablet''

Maan: agla safar ke liye tayaar nahi ho?

Geet: nahi nahi, mein kahin nahi jaanewali, mein aage jaakke kissi Dinosaur ki dinner nahi banna chahathi

Maan: toh phir hum kya karein?

Geet: jab tak Mr.Khurana humme lene nahi aathe hum yahi rahenge

Maan: toh tumne faisla kar hi liya hai ki hum yahi apna nayi zindagi shuru karenge

Maan gets closer '..

Geet: meinne kaha na? mujhse dhoor raho

Maan: mujhe bhi ye jagah aur ye log bahut pasand hai, kitna masoom log hai? issiliye itna kush hai

Geet: haan, lekin ek problem hai

Maan: Geet, aaise mat dekho, yahan koi Vada Pav nahi millega, samji

Geet: hare, woh nahi hai

Maan: phir kya problem hai? tum toh khane ke aage kuch nahi sochthi

Geet: kal hummare bachon ko kaunsi school mein dalenge? Yahan toh koi school hi nahi hai

Maan: Geet pehle bache toh honne do

Geet: kya?

Maan: hare Geet hum haina? Hum unkko sikhayebge, ab meri problem ko bhi dekho

Maan pulls her closer'..

Geet: tumme maths aatha haina?

Maan: aaise waqt pe kaise sawaal karthi hai ye?

Geet: bathao Maan

Maan: kyun pooch rahi ho?

Geet: kyunki mujhe maths nahi aatha, mein hummare bachon ko language sikhaathi hoon, aur tum Science and Maths sikhao

Maan: Dadaji ab mujhse nahi hoga, kahan hai aap?

                                                             Kaisa ye safar hai? 4

Lappy beeps..koi signal aaraha hai..

Lagtha hai Dadaji aagaye..

Maan: Geet, chalo, Dadaji ka signal aaraha hai

They run to find Dadu

Finally Dadaji ne wapas jaane ke liye bhi ek capsule banadhi..

Maan is so happy to see dadu.

Maan: Dadu

Maan goes and hugs him..

Dadu: Maan, ye ladhki kaun hai?

Maan: ye, ye meri girlfriend hai

Dadu: toh tumme yahan GF milgayi

Maan: haan dadu

Geet: mein tummari GF hoon?

Maan: oh sorry Geet, mein toh bhool hi gaya, ab toh tum meri pathni ban gayi ho

Geet: Mr.Khurana aapka potha joot bol raha hai, mein aapki assistant Geet hoon

Dadu: oh yah, Jeet, now I remember

Dadaji ke peeche peeche Dadi bhi aathi hai.

Maan: Dadi, aap yahan?

Dadi: haan bete, humme tummare Dadi pe koi barosa nahi hai, kahin ye aapke kagah koi tarzan ko lakhe aathe toh, issiliye iss bar hum kudh aagaye, ek pothe ko kho gaye hai hum, ab aapko bhi nahin khona chahathe

Dadu: toh hum 500 years backward hai

Maan: haan Dadaji

Dadu: so, 1 capsule for 100 yrs, toh 500 yrs ke liye 5

Geet: Maan, tum teek se calculate karo

Maan: sahi hai Geet,tum fikar mat karo, hum 2013 hi wapas jayenge

Dadu gives each one 5 capsules

After a few minutes they land in Mumbai.

Dadi: Maan bete hum koi videsh aagaye hai kya?

Maan: haan Dadi, mujhe bhi aaisa hi lagtha hai

Geet: Maan, wahan dekho

Geet shows some robot carrying goods .

Maan: dadaji, ab hum future mein aagaye

Dadu: I think hum 2500 aagaye hai

Dadi: ye aadmi toh humme marwakke chodega

Maan: dadi aap fikar mat kijiye, mein dadaji se poochtha hoon

Dadu takes a look around

Maan: dadaji ab hum yahan kaise aagaye?

Dadu: lagtha hai ki iss capsule double power full hai, 1 capsule for 200 yrs

Maan: ab hum wapas kaise jayenge?

Geet: hummare paas woh pehlewali goli haina?

Maan: mere paas sirf 2 hai, woh kissi ek ko bhi wapas nahi lekhe jaa saktha

Dadu: meinne woh capsule lena toh bhool hi gaya

Dadi ka BP zyada ho gaya.

Dadi nearly faints

Maan catches her..

Dadi: Geet, hummare bag mein hummare BP ki goli hai, ussko nikhaliye

Geet searches the bag and finds the tablet

Dadi takes it and she relaxes..

Dadi: humme pehle hi patha hai ki ye aaisa hi kuch karenge, issiliye humne apne BP ki goli ke saath saath inkke table se sare goliyon ko bhi apne saath lekhe aaye hai

Maan: well done Dadi

Geet: Maan, ek minute

Maan: kya baat hai Geet? Tumme kuch chahiye? Ab toh tumme zaroor bhook lagegi, haina?

Geet: nahi nahi, ab hum yahan tak aa hi gaye toh mein latest trend ki suits lekhe aathi hoon

Maan: kya?

Geet finds that jeans and tees are still ruling

She gets some.

Maan : Dadi, mein medical shop jaakke kuch nayi medicines ke barein mein jankke aatha hoon

Dadi: pehle poochiye ki hummare Dev ko bachane ki koi goli milegi

Shopkeeper laughs..aaise koi goli nahi hai, lekhin hummare paas insaan ko Bandar banana ki goli hai, ye Khuranas ka hai, aajkal isska bahut demand hai, ab koi bhi kissi se badla lena chahatha toh yahi goli khilatha

Maan: what? Aaise koi insaan ko Bandar kaise bana saktha? Ye toh jurm hai

Shop keeper: darne ki koi baat nahi hai, ye bilkul safe hai, ek saal mein woh wapas insaan banjaatha

Dadi: toh hummra Dev agle 6 mahene Bandar hi rahenge?

Shop keeper: tum koi drama troopwale haina? Lelo tummara bahut kaam aayega, agla drama kya Ramayan hai? Hanuman ko ye goli zaroor chahiye hoga? Aajkal toh log apne liye bhi ye goli lekhe jaathe hai

Maan: koi insaan se Bandar kyun banna chahega?

Shop keeper: apne biwi se bachne ke liye

They take the tablet and return to KM, 2013..

Geet is worried that her parents would be searching her.

Geet: toh Dadi, mein chalthi hoon, mere gharwale mujhe dhoond rahe honge

Dadi: aap pareshaan mat ho, humne apke papa ko inform kardhiya hai ki aap kissi research ke liye bahar gaye hai

Geet: that's so sweet Dadi

Geet kisse dadi

Maan looks at her.ab agla toh mera no. hai.

Maan is waitingnow Geet will come and kiss him and thank him.

Lekhin aaisa kuch nahi hotha.

Geet: Dadi, mein ghar chalthi hoon

Maan: Geet, ayhi tummara ghar hai, tum kahan jaa rahi ho? aao mere saath

Geet: ye kya kar arhe ho? chodo mere haath

Dadi: Maan bete, ye kya mazak hai?

Maan: mazak nahi Dadi, hummari shadhi ho gayi hai

Dadi: what?

Maan: aap chahae toh Geet se pooch, bathao Geet

Geet: nahi nahi

Dadi: sirf shdhi hui hai ya sab kuch ho gayi hai?

Geet: aaise kaise hoga? Mein shareef khandan ki ladhki hoon

Dadi: toh kya hum shareef log nahi hai? Maan bete aapne aaisa kya kiya?

Maan: Dadi, meinne kuch nahi kya

Dadi: mein mazak kar rahi thi, Geet bete aap jayiye, hum kal aakke aapke mabaap se baat karenge

Maneet are happily married..

SR ki night.

Geet is waiting for Maan..

Geet: Maan itne dher kahan gaye the, patha haina ki aaj hummara special day hai

Maan: special day nahi, special raat bolo

Geet: ye tummare haath mein kya hai?

Maan: ye school ki admission letter hai

Geet: par mere paas do do degrees hai

Maan: ye tummare liye nahi

Geet: matlab? Ye tummare liye hai? toh tum illiterate hai? babaji, ye meinne kya kardhi?

Maan: Geet, tum hummare bachon ki studies ko lekhe bahut pareshaan thin a, ye hummare bache ke liye hai, Mumbai ka no.1 school ki admission for 2017-18

Geet: kya? Meinne suna hai ki MSK ki zindagi pre-planned hothi hai, lekhin itni pre-planning toh meinne kabhi suna hi nahi

Maan: ab meinne kitne mushkil se ye liya hai, warna 2020 tak koi seat nahi hai unkke paas

Geet: kya?

Maan: haan, ab jaldhi karo Geet, warna ye waste ho jayega

Geet: tum toh time travel karnewale Khurana ho, tummare paas bacha peitha karne ke liye koi short cut nahi hai kya?

Maan: mujhe short cuts pasand nahi hai Geet

Geet: kyun?

Maan: pehle tum mere paas aao, phir tumme apne aap tummare sawaal ka jawaab mil jayega

Maneet ki mahi shuru hothi..

                 Laut aaya OM'apne Shanthi se milne'..

I'm not familiar with this OM'..

But just made a try''

Hope you all like this'..

One morning at KM'.

Aaj toh Geet Maan se jaldhi tayaar hokke neeche aagayi'.

Geet Maan ke favourite cheese sandwich bana rahi hai'..

Geet: Nakul, jaldhi karo, mousse tayaar haina?

Nakul: haan m'am

Maan comes'.

Geet: Maan, gud morning

Geet looks like an angel,who had just descended from heaven, in the morning rays'.

Maan smiles ''

Maan: morning Geet, kya baat hai? aaj surai pashim se nikla hai kya?

Geet: aaise kyun poochthe ho?

Maan: tum itne jaldhi utgayi?

Aaj koi khaas din hai kya? Maan sochne laga'.

Aaj Geet ki janam din toh nahi, mera bhi nahi, aur wedding day bhi nahi, phir kya ho saktha hai?

Geet: kya soch rahe ho? meinne hi banaya hai, aapke favourite cheese sandwich, kahkke bathao, kaisa hai?

Maan ka shak toh sahi hai, aaj zaroor kuch khaas din hai?

Geet: Nakul. Maan sir ko chocolate mousse lekhe aana

Haan, Valentine's day, nahi, ye toh june hai'..chalo Geet se hi poochthe'.

Maan: hare Maan, yaad karo, kuch toh hoga? Mein aaise kaise bhool saktha?

Geet: Maan, khalo

Maan: I'm sorry Geet

Geet: kya? aap kyun sorry bhol rahe ho?

Maan: woh aaj kya din hai? mujhe yaad hi nahi aatha

Geet: kya? aap itne jaldhi bhool gaye?

Maan: Geet, tumme patha haina? kC mein naya project ka kaam chal raha hai

Geet: aapko toh bas aapki kaam kimpadi hai, meri koi kadar hi nahi

Maan: aaise nahi hai Geet

Geet: achcha, mein ek hint dethi hoon

Maan: teek hai

Geet: Maan, aaj Friday hai

Maan: Friday?

Geet: Maan., bollywood releases toh Friday ko hi hothe hai, aai SRK ka OSO release ho raha hai, meinne toh kal hi tickets book karliya hai, aapko bathay than a? aap shamko jaldhi aana, phir se mat bhoolna

Maan: kaise bhooltha? Har gante clock bhajtha hai ya nahi,mera phone zaroor bhajeka, babaji, aaj toh mere saath do

Geet: babaji se meri baat ho gayi hai, aaj toh aapko aana hi padega, ab jaldhi chalo, tabhi toh kaam jaldhi katam karkke aasakthe ho

Maan: bye Geet

In the evening'..

Geet is ready waiting for maan'.

As usual Maan is late'.ussko abhi koi zaroori kaam aagaya'.

At KC'.

Maan is getting nervous'.usska gussa badthe jaatha'.

Maan: Adiii

Adi comes running'..

Maan: Adi, jaldhi karo, mujhe ghar jaana hai

Adi: ghar sir?

Maan: haan, Geet mere intrezaar kar arhi hogi

Adi: lekhin sir, clients abhi aathe hi honge

Maan: tum unkko sambalo, mujhe apne biwi ko sambalna hai

Adi: no sir, mein kaise? Aapka yahan hona bahut important hai sir

Maan stares'..

Adi: yes sir, I'll manage

Maan runs to his car'..

Adi sochtha'.shadhi aadmi ko kaise badltha? Mujhe toh apne shadhi ke barein mein dubara sochna padega?

Mein toh aaise single hi teek hoon, haina Pinkyji? Sorry, babaji

Maan rushes home'.

Lekhin usske pehle koi Geet se milne aagaya'.

OM'.apne Shanthi se milne aagaya'.

OM: Sha'sha'sha'shanthi'..

Farah microphone mein hai''

Farah: OM, ye Kiran nahi Shanthi hai

OM: sorry, Shanthi'meri Shanthi kahan hai?

Nakul: SRK? Yahan

Everyone is surprised'.

Geet toh bahut kush ho gayi'.

Mein toh insse milne theartre jaanewali thi, ye toh yahan aagaye?

Geet: OMG'.it's him

OM: Shanthi'.

Geet: nahi, Geet

OM: halo Geet, kaise ho tum?

Farah: OM'..this is not Geet, meinne kaha na? script ko teek se padkke aao

OM: Shanthi, tum toh meri shanthi ho, Shanthi, apne OM ko bhool gayi?

Geet: kya? ye kaunsa picture ka dialogue hai?

OM: OSO ka, tumne dekha nahi?

Geet: kaise dekhthi? Maan abhi taka aye nahi haina?

OM: ye Maan kaun hai?

Geet: MSK ko nahi jaanthe? Tellywood ka SRK hai

OM: tum mere saath film dekhna chahogi?

Geet: what? OMG'ye sapna toh nahi haina?

OM: lekhin ek shard pe

Geet: kya shard hai?

OM: mujhe mere film ki ek dialogue bolna padega

Geet: sure, anything for you

Just then Maan enters'.

Ye Geet kisse baat kar rahi hai?

OM: chalo, shuru karthe hai

Geet: pehle aapko mere saath dance karna padega

OM: my pleasure

Geet: Nakul'..music'.

" Tujhe dekha toh ye jaana sanam'

 Pyaar hotha hai deewana sanam"

SRK's trademark posture'.

He opens his hands wide'..

Geet runs and hugs him'.

Maan couldn't stand that'.

Maan: Geeet

Om: Oye, don't disturb

Geet: Maan

OM: Senorita, ab tummare bhari

Geet: yah, kya dialogue hai?

OM: kya dialogue hai?

Farah: hare buddu, Ek chutki sindoor

Om: haan, ek chutki sindoor ki keemat aap kya jaane Ramesh babu

Geet: ek chutki sindhoor ki keemat aap kya jaane Maan babu

OM: cut cut, Maan nahi, ramesh kaho

Geet phir se koshish karthi'..

Lekhin phir bhi Maan hi bolthi'.

Maan gets angry'..

Maan: Geet, ye sab kya hai? aur ye kaun hai?

OM: what? Mujhe nahi jaanthe?

Maan: nahi, aap mere Geet ke saath kya kar rahe ho?

OM: sorry ye meri Shanthi hai, Farah, ab Teek haina?

Farah: haan haan, aage ka dialogue bolo

OM: mein yahan apne Shanthi ko lene aaya hoon, aao Shanthi, ab humme koi alag nahi kar saktha

Om ctaches hold of Geet's hand'.

Maan stares'..

Maan: haath chodo

OM: nahi chodoonga

Maan: ye toh mere dialogue hai

OM: nahi, aaj ye mere dialogue hai

Maan: Geet meri hai, Maan ki Geet

OM: nahi meri hai, ye meri Shanthi hai

Geet is confused'.

Lekhin Maan ki jalan ko dekhkke bahut mazaa aatha hai ussko'.

Maan: tum kaun hothe ho mere Geet ke haath pakagnewale?

OM: mein, mein OM hoon

Maan: Geet, ussko bathao, tum meri Geet ho

Geet: Maan, abhi abhi mujhe yaad aaya, mein actually Shanthi hoon, aapki Geet nahi

Maan: Geet, mujhe chodkke mat jao

Geet: sorry Maan, ho sakke toh agle janam mein milthe hai

Maan: Geet, tum aaise nahi jaa sakthi

Maan jumps over OM'..pushes him down'.

OM: hare, koi bacho

Geet tries to help him'..

Geet: Maan, ye OM hai, ussko chod do

Maan: nahi Geet, tum meri ho, sirf meri

OM: hare, meinne kab kaha ki Geet meri hai?

Maan: what?

OM: merewali toh Shanthi hai, ye teri Geet hi hai

Maan is surprised'..

Actually SRK has come to the Geet sets to promote OSO''

Geet SRK ki autograph lethi'.

Pura din SRK ke peeche hi goomthi'.

Maan ko ab sach mein jalan hotha'..

Maan: Geet, ye kya hai?

Geet: aap ko aaj KC mein koi kaam nahi hai kya?

Maan: mujhe toh aaj koi kaam nahi hai

Geet: lekhin mujhe bahut zyada kaam hai, mujhe disturb mat karo

Achca, mein bhi yahan rehnewala nahi, mein bhi aaj kahin jaaraha hoon

Geet: kahan?

Maan: date pe

Geet: kya?

Maan: haan, Shanthi ke saath

Geet: Maan, ye teek nahi hai

Maan goes out'.

Geet peeche hi bhaagthi''

Ab toh Maneet ko koi alag nahi kar saktha, haina?

Geet toh hamesha hummare Maan ki hi hai, haina?

      Shinchan's KM visit...

Geet apni beti Mahi ko school bhejkke abhi abhi apne Maan ko dekhne jaathi'..

She is just climbing the stairs thinking of mahi mahi''.

Maan ab naha rahe honge'aaj toh Mr.Khurana gaye'..

Tabhi Geet hears some noise and looks back'..

All the servants rush to the front door'.

Geet ko lagtha Maan ne kuch kaam diya hoga'.i

Nakul: Maan sir''.Maan sir

Nakul runs up the stairs not even noticing Geet'.

Geet: nakul, kya baat hai?

Nakul: m'am woh aaya hai

Geet: kaun?

Nakul: wahi m'am, Mahi beti ka favourite hero

Geet: kya? Nakul meri beti ka hero?

Geet wonders''..Dekha Maan ki mahi ka asar, ab Mahi bhi shuru ho gayi?

Nakul: m'am, , m'am, jaldhi aao, Shinchan aaya hai

Geet bursts out laughing''

Geet: Nakul, aajkal tum kaam chodkke TV dekhthe rehthe ho kya?

Nakul: maam, sach mein, aap pehle aakhe dekho

Shinchan: Mr. Mann Singh Khurana'..Mr.Maan Singh Khurana

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Geet: kya? Usski itni himmat? Mere Maan ko naam lekhe pukartha?

Geet gets down to meet Shinchan''..

Shinchan keeps looking at Geet''

Geet: oye! Tum yahan kya kar rahe ho?

Shinchan doesn't hear her'.he is just staring Geet''

Geet: oye chotu'.

Shinchan: chotu? Litna bada insult? Aunty mein hoon, Shinchan

Geet gabrathi''ye toh sach mein shinchan hi hai''.

Geet rushes in to tell Maan'..Maaan Maaan

Maan just comes'.she goes and hits him'..

Maan: toh Geet, aaj toh subhe subhe shurru ho gayi

Maan bana Romeo'..

Geet: Maan, dekho Schincahn aaya hai

Maan: Geet ye kya mazak hai?

Geet: nahi sachi

Maan: Geet Shinchan toh cartoon character hai, woh kaise aayega?

Geet: Maan aapko yakheen nahi hotha, toh aao mere saath

Maan: Geet, shinchan fictional character hai

Shinchan: toh Maan Singh Khurana, aap bhi toh fiction ho, aap TVpur ka Romeo toh mein toonpur ka romeo hoo, I mean Romeo bannewala hoo, issiliye aap se milne aaya hoon

Maan: kya?

Shinchan: haan, kitne din mein bhi kinder garden mein hi rahoon, Ben ki tarah mujhe bhi bada honna hai, issiliye humne socha ek leap karkke teenage mein gus jaaoon

Maan: Geet ye ladkha toh mujhe pagal samajtha hai kya? Issko foreign yahan se jaane ko kaho

Maan gets angry''.

Geet: Maan, ab mein kya kar sakthi?

Shinchan: cool cool

Maan leaves to KC''..

Geet: Maan, mujhe akhela chodkke kahan jaa rahe ho?

Shinchan: koi baat nahi aunty, hum baat karenge, aap jalchi mere liye kuch khana lekhe aayiye, Pasta aur chocolate mousse chalega

Shinchan seedhe kitchen ke andar jaakke mousse ko lekhe aatha''..

Ye toh Geet ne Maan ke liye banaya hai, aaj unkke wedding Aniversery jo hai

Geet: hare hare ye kya kar rahe ho?

Shinchan: kya aunty? Ye toh apna hi ghar haina?

Geet:babaji, ye kya musibat hai?

Maan comes back for lunch''he thinks that Geet would be alone now'.

AMhi ke aane se pehle apna ek mahi mahi ho jaaye'..

Maan: Geet'.Geeet, meri mishty kahan hai?

Geet: Maan aap aagaye?

Geet comes running and hugs him''..

Mahi'..mahi'..

Wait'it's not our usual mahi?...

Geet" Maan. Ye kaise ghatiya awaaz hai, Raju Singhji ki tabyat toh teek haina?

Schincnan:mahi'.mahi'..

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Shinchan: yahi dekhkke hummare moms pagal hojaathe hai, par hummare ghar pet oh dinner saath bhaje hi katam karthe hai, papa kabhi late aathe hai toh uss din bhooke hi rehna padtha

Maan: Geet, ye bacha hai ya shaithan?

Geet: Maan aap ussko chodo, mujhe dekho, mein kaise lag rahi hoon?

Shinchan: bahut sundar, issiliye papas ko Geet dekhne se moms rokhthe hai

Maan stares him'..

Scinchan: aap continue karo, mein toh yahi seekhne aaya hoon, woh kya haina mera Teen thunder series shuru honnewala haina

Geet: kya?

Maan ka gussa aur badjaatha'..

Shinchan: aaise kyun dekhthe ho? Aap bhi chche toh ek backward leap lelo aut apne teeny Tiny romance shuru karo, MSK ki high school romance'.kitna achcha hoga? MSK school uniform mein? Basket ball khekthe apne Geet ko hi ball banakke basket kartha'..

Maan Geet ko upar lekhe jaatha'.

Maan shows her the diamond necklace he had got for her'

Geet: Maan. Ye toh bahut sundar hai

Shinchan: aunty Uncle aapko ullu banarahe hai, mujhe dikhayiye, isskke saath toh hummari himmawari bhi nahi khelegi

Shinchan throws it out of the window'..

Shinchan: MSK ko dikhakke hummare kazukama ke wifeees apne hubbies se kitne mehenge gifts maanghte, aur aapko dekho?

Geet: kya?

Shinchan: apne behen ke liye imported sports car aur aapke liye ye?

Geet gets angry'.

Geet: haan Maan ye toh teek keh raha hai

Maan: Geeet?

Shinchan: aunty ke liye kam se kam ek private jet ya yatch present karo

Geet: haanMaan

Maan: Geet, ab tum isskke saath milkke pehle decide karlo ki tumme kya chahiye, mujhe kC mein bahut sare kaam hai

Geet: Maan, lunch toh karkke jao

Geet zabardasthi Maan ko dinning table lekhe jaathi'.

Geet: aap rukho, meinne aaj aapke liye pasta aur chocolate mousse banaya hai

Maan waits'Geet takes a lot of time'..

Shinchan had finished everything'.

Geet comes with parathas and dahi'..

Maan looks at her'..he is furious'..

Geet: sorry Maan, aaj toh aapko yahi khane padega, meinne bahut mushkil se ye apne liye chupakke rakha tha, warna aaj aapko bhukke bhet hi rhena padtha

Shinchan just enters''

Shinchan: auinty ye aap kya kar rahe ho?

Geet:,kya hua?

Shinchan: aap Nakul ka khana ko lekhe aagaye ho, bechara kitchen mein doondh raha hai, mujhe dijiye

Schinchsn ussko bin cheenkke jaatha''

Maan ab aur bardaast nahi kar saktha'.

Maan: Geet ye sab kya hai? aaj meinne kitne expectations ke saath yahan aaya, aur yahan kya ho raha hai?

Geet: Maan, ek minute, mein abhi aap ke liye pasta banakke lathi hoon

Shinchan: aunty aap toh kuch bhi nahi jaanthe, aaise mokke pe koi ghar pe katha hai kya? Mere mom se aapko training lena chahiye,

"harry aaj hummare anniversary haina? Humme uss naya restaurant lekhe jayenge haina?"

Toh mere papa surrender hokke kehthe , " haan, mein bhi wahi soch raha tha"

Shinchan:Aaise hi humme ek din achcha khana khane ko miltha'.

Geet: Maan toh chalo hum bhi bahar kissi dabhe pe chalthe

Shinchan: kya? Daba? Uncle aapko dabhe lekhe jaathe? 5 star hotel nahi? Mr,MSK, naam toh bahut badiya hai,Maan Singh Khurana, par ye kya? Hummare papa bhi humme badiya restaurant lekhe jaatha hai

Geet: Maan, toh itne din aap mujhe ulue banathe the? Kanjoos Khurana, Babaji mein bhi kitni bewakhoof hoon?

Geet gets angry and leaves'..

He heads to his tai-chi ptactise'.

Maan apne gusse ko as usual tai-chi pe nikhaal raha hai'.

Shinchan peeps in'..

Maan gets irritated'.

Shinchan: uncle aap ko stunts bhi aatha ?

Maan doesn't reply'.

Shinchan: aap hummare kazukama defence force join kyun nahi karthe, humme bhi aaise security guard ki talaash hai

Maan almost punches him'.

Shinchan escapes'..

Shinchan: nahi nahi aap wahan bhi aakke leader post mangenge, pehle hi uss kazama ko sambalna bahut mushkil hai

Maan chases him instead of his mishty'.

Geet: Maan'.Maaan

Geet chases Maan for a change'.

Shinchan: uncle shinchan ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namunkheen hai

Mahi school se wapas aathi hai''

Mahi: papa'..papa'..

She stops seeing shinchan'..she runs and hugs him'..

Mahi: shinchan''papa dekho shinchan aaya hai

Shinchan: uncle kya mein issko apna Geet banaoon?

Maan: kya?

Shinchan: mujhe bhi ek Jodi chahiye haina

Maan: Mahi tum andar jaao, abhi

Shinchan: ye bade log toh aaisa hi hothe, woh kuch bhi kar sakthe par wahi kaam hum kare toh bardaast nahi kar sakthe

Geet: Maan, aap teek toh haina?, mein chaltha hoon

Maan: Gee tab ye yahan rahega toh mujhe yahan koi kaam nahi hai

Geet: Maan aap aaise kaise keh sakthe? Mein aapkke bina kya karoongi?

 Shinchan: aunty aap fikar mat karo, ye toh sirf aapko dara rahe hai

Maan: Geet, mein chaltha hoon

Geet: par kahan?

Maan: ab ye TVpur aagaya toh mein Toonpur chale jaatha hoon

Geet: Maaan

Maan achanak gayab ho jaatha'..

Geet: Maaan

Maan: Geet, mein yahan hoon

Geet peeche mudkke dekhthi toh, Maan TV ke andar hai''

Here comes Ur favourite action hero Mighty Maan''.

Geet: Maan, aap wahan kya kar rahe ho?

Maan: Geet, mein toh bachpan se hi action hero banna hi chahatha tha, bye Geet

Geet: Maan rukh jao'.Maaan

Maan: Geet'.Geeet'..kya hua? Utoo

Maan has just returned from his business trip''

He had missed his mishty badly'.

Geet Maan ke absence mein Mahi ke saath cartoon dekhkke rahi toh'..

Geet cartoon dekhthe dekhthe sogayi toh ''

Geet: kitna bhura sapna? Maaan

Geet goes and hugs Maan and kisse him continuously''

Now Maan is confused whether this is his dream'..

Maan: meinne Geet ko patane ke liye kitne plans banakke rakha, lekhin unkki koi zaroorat nahi

Asli mahi shuru ho jaathi'''..maaahhhiii''''''

                          Moghambo Returns'..

Geet gets ready and waits for Pinky'.

                "Pinky, aaj bhi late ho gaye hai hum,

                 Patha nahi uss Dust Danav ko kaise sambaloongi?"

They hurry to the office'..

Everyone is chatting and roaming'..

                "Hare Pinky? Ye KC hi haina?"

Adi comes laughing'.

                "haan Geet, Maan sir abhi tak office nahi aaye haina, issiliye"

                "tahnk you babaji, aaj toh mein bhajgayi"

Suddenly Geet gets worried'.

                "Hare Adi sir, Maan sir ne aapko call kiya hai kya?

                Maan sir kabhi late nahi aathe"

Adi says that he has not got any message'.

Geet calls KM'..Nakul replies'..

                "Maan sir toh KC chale gaye hai"

                "Kya? Kuch toh gadbad hai"

Geet bahut pareshaan ho jaathi'..

She recently joined KC''Maan always keeps scolding her''.

He also finds fault with whatever she does''

                "Geet, ye kya hai? do line teek se type nahi kar sakthi?"

                "Pehle aap mistakes ke bina dictate karo toh mein bhi type karthi"

                "Geet, meinne coffee maanga tha, kheer nahi"

                "sir ye kheer hai toh aap kheer ko kya kehthe?"

                "Geet, ye mera office hai, aur yahan mein hi boss hoon, samji?"

                "kyun sir? Aapko achanak shak kaise ho gaya?"

Geet is thinking '..she just likes him very much'..

She has fallen in love with this Dust Danav''.

She has always been dreaming about him in KC''

Kabhi peeche se aakke gale kagatha toh kabhi samne aakke beitjaatha aur bas Geet ko gurkke rehtha'..

Jab bhi Geet paas jaane ki koshish karhti toh gayab ho jaatha'..

She even misses his gaalis on Sundays'..kal Sunday tha toh Geet Maan ko bahut hi miss karthi'.

Someone calls''Geet attends the phone'..

                "halo, Khurana constructions"

                "mujhe patha hai"

                "toh bathao, kya baat hai?"

                "tameez se baat karo, patha hai ki mein kaun hoon?"

                "abe, phone pe photo nahi dikhthi"

                "mein moghambo hoon, Mr.India bhi mujhse dartha"

                "nikambe, subhe subhe drama kar raha hai"

Geet cuts the call'..he calls back'..

                "hare, ye koi film company nahi, Construction company hai, aur yahan tummare liye koi vacancy nahi hai, yahan ka villain role toh humne Maan sir ko dedhi"

                "ha ha ha, tummare Maan babu ab mere paas hai"

                "chal hat, pagal gayinka, mein toh Sameera se bhi nahi darthi, tu kya? Meinne bhi 3 saal se doonda,Sameera kahin nahi milli, kya woh bhi tere paas hai?"

                "pagal ladhki, kissi normal aadmi se baat karao"

Adi comes'..

                "ha ha aha ha aha "

                "hare Maan, ye tera office ka number hai hai ya koi pagalkhane ka?

                 Mujhe cheat kar rahe ho? Moghambo ko?"

Moghambo gets angry'.Maan snatches the phone'.

                "lao, phone mujhe do"

                "halo, Maan Singh Khurana bol raha hoon, tum kaun ho?"

Adi faints hearing Maan's voice'..

Geet attends'..

                "halo"

                "toh tum ho, mujhe pehle hi patha tha, Moghambo ne teek hi kaha, pagalkhana"

Geet is happy to hear Maan's voice'.

                "Maan sir , aap teek toh hona?"

                "ab tak toh teek hoon, lekhin patha nahi aage kya hoga? Tumse toh koi bhi kaam teek se nahi hotha. Lekhin mere paas bhi waqt nahi hai, mere baat ko dhyan se suno, Moghambo ne mujhe kidnap kardhi"

                "kya? Kisski himmat hai hummare Maan sir ko kidnap karne ki?"

Moghambo takes the phone from Maan''

                "halo, tumne suna haina? Mujhe woh watch chahiye, aaj hi, samji?"

                "halo'.halo'."

Mogambo cuts the phone'..

                "Adi sir, Maan sir ko kissi ne kidnap kardhi"

                "Maan sir ko? Noways , tumne teek se suna nahi hoga"

                "nahi Adi sir, Maan sir ne hi kaha"

                "kya?"

                "haan, ab hum kya karein?"

                "bas do din intrezaar karthe hai, koi bhi do din se zyada Maan sir ko bardaast nahi kar saktha, haina?"

                "Adi sir, ye mazak karne ka waqt nahi hai"

Geet's Mamaji just enters''

                "mamaji aap?"

                "success, success"

                "mamaji, aap ko kya ho gaya"

                "Geet puthar, tummare mamaji jeet gaye hai"

                "mamaji, yahan pehle hi bahut badi problem ho gayi hai, aap please jayiye"

                "Geet, kya problem hai, ab toh mein Mr.India ban gaya hoon, bathao , Mr.India tumme kaise madat kar saktha"

Mamaji shows the watch to Geet''..

                "ye aapke paas kaise?"

Mamaji tells Geet how he had stolen it from Maan''.

Actually when Anilji decided to retire he made Maan Mr.India instead of his assistant mamaji'.

Maan had kept it a secret and used the powers just to secretly admire his Mishty'.

Whenever Geet felt Maan's presence everywhere and thought that it was her imagination it was really Maan who played hide and seek with her using the invisible powers''.

                "toh aaise baat hai?"

Geet now knows what to do'.tit for tat''.

"Toh Maan Sigh Khurana tayaar raho'.Geet aarahi hai'nahi nahi Ms.India aarahi hai''"

Geet grabs the watch from mamaji and goes to rescue Maan''.

She enters Mogambos place''.she finds Maan tied up''.

                "Maan, darne ki koi zaroorat nahi, Ms.India tumme bachane agayi"

Maan immediately finds out it's Geet'..

                "kya? Tum mujhe bachaoogi?"

                "haan, kyunki ab mein Ms.India hoon"

Geet tries to untie him''Maan gets hold of her hand'..

                "Geet, woh watch mujhe do, warna hum musibat mein fusjayenge"

                "nahi, ab mein Geet nahi, Ms.India hoon, samje aap, chodo mere haath"

                "tu toh Ms.India haina? Toh dikhao apna kamaal"

Maan holds her tight''he pulls her closer'.

                "toh Ms.India, chalo mein bhi dekhtha hoon ki tum kaise meri madat karthi?"

Maan ke paas jaathe hi Geet ka hosh udjaatha'..

Maan hugs her tight''.he tries to take the watch'..

Someone comes''Geet takes a rod and hits him'

                "good job"

Geet hurriedly unties him'..

Many gundas come ''.

                "Maan sir, ab kya karoon?"

                "mujhe kyun poochthi ho, Ms.India?"

                "hare bachao, bachao"

Maan hears the sound and catches her'.he closes her mouth with his hand'..

                "Geet, chilaao mat, tum invisible ho"

                "haan, mein toh bhool hi gayi, ab kya Karen?"

Maan lifts her and fights '..jaise hero heroine ko lift karkke gundon ko martha haina?

Geet kicks the gundas''..

As she is invisible everyone is confused and they run for their lives'.

Finally Moghambo arrives'..

                "toh Mr.India tumme bachanne aagaya?

Geet stands still'

Maan moves away from her and starts fighting with Moghambo''..

Geet picks up everything she could and hits Mogambo'..nahi Maan'.

                "Geet, thode dher chup raho"

Maan continues his fight and smashes Moghambo'.

Adi comes with the police''.police arrest Mogambo''.

Mogambo shakes hands with Maan''.

                "agle Mr.India se milkke Mogambo kush hua"

Geet shouts''.

                "Mr.India nahi Ms.India"

                "ye toh sacha Mr.India hai. real Mr.India"

Moghambo leaves'...mamaji comes''

                "mera watch'mera watch'.."

                "Geet"

                "Maan sir"

 Geet comes running''.she goes and stops near him''

She looks into his eyes'she keeps drooling'..this is the chance, she is invisible'..

Maan feels her presence''

He catches hold of her and gently removes the watch'..

Geet doesn't know that''.

Maan looks into her eyes'..Maneet eyelock'.mahi'''.

                "mera watch"

Maan throws it to mamaji''..

                "ab humme isski koi zaroorat nahi, darwaza band karkke jao"

Mamaji closes the door and leaves''

Maneet mahi mahi continues'''''''

                       Chathur's Green house(gas) plan.

Hi guys,

My hindi is worse than Chathur's, hope it adds to the fun

Chathru Ramlingham comes to meet Maan Singh Khurana at KC to make a deal with him for Mann's next Green Housing project

Maan has other plans.he is interested in signing up a deal with Rancho alias Wanghdu.

Chathur has come to convince him that his company is superrior.

Enter Chathur.

Maaan: hare koi aaraha hai

Geet: jaldhi karo, take your seat

Maan goes and sits in his chair..

Chathur: Mr. Maan, glad to meet you

Maan: so, you are?

Chathur: mkjhe pehchana nahi, I'm chatur Ramalingham

Geet: mein jaanthi hoon

Maan: kya? Ye kaise ho saktha? Mujhe patha nahi aur tumme kaise patha hoga?

Geet: kyunke app bolywood ko nahi jaathe

Maan: kya?

Geet: hare, 3 idoits nahi dekhs

Maan: haan, do toh dekh raha hoon, theesra kaun hai?

Geet: kya? Mein idiot hoon?

Chathur: oh, that's obvious

Maan : dekho, issko bhi tummare barein mein patha hai

Geet: isse bachkke raho, tum nahi jaathe isske bombs ke barein mein

Maan: kya? Ye aathankwadhi hai?

Chathur: what? I don't understand

Geet: hare, issko Hindi nahi aatha

Maan: kya?

Geet: he is famous for his balathkar

Maan suddenly pushes Geet behind his back.

He stares Chathur..he is getting his fist ready.

Geet: hare, wohwala nahi, ye toh usski famous speech hai

Maan: kya?

Geet: sorry, infamous speech

Chathur: Ranchooo, I will just kill you

Maan: so, you don't know Hindi

Chathur: nahi nahi, aap saath bekhaar karna hai toh meinne Hindi learnli

Maan: what?

Geet translator banjaathi..

Geet: isska matlab, ye hummare saath vyaapar karna chahatha hai, business

Chathur: haan, wahi, you know mein ab sher likhsaktha

Maan: achcha tum jaanwaaron ka naam likhsakthe ho? Geet issko paper pen dedo, toh likho, ghaaay, haathi

Chathur: what? I mean zaher

Geet: Zaher?

Chtahur: I mean poetry

Maan: oh toh tum shayar bangaye ho, toh sunao

Chathur: toh suno

Geet shuts her ears..

Chathur: naam hai tera Geet, aao gadhe, aao gadhe

Geet ko saaf saaf sunayi detha..

Geet: kuthe, kamine, tumne mujhe gadha kaha

Maan: Geet, ye toh bahut achcha hai, let him complete

Geet: kya?

Maan: aaisa mokka mujhe nahi miltha, so let him complete

Chathur: he is right, aage suno, aao gadhe

Geet tries to hit him..

Maan stops her..

Chathur: aao gadhe hum Geet

Geet: ye toh Zaher hi hai

Maan: isska matlab, come let's sing a song

Chathur: you are brilliant, tum toh duffer ho, ye lo

He takes out his chooran

Geet steps back.

Maan is curious to know what that is..

Geet: rukho, yahi woh bomb hai, meinne kaha tha na?

Maan: what?

Geet carefully disposes it..

Meanwhile.

Chathur: toh Mr.Khurana aap ka naya Green housing project ke barein mein baat karthe hai, hummare company ke paas latest models hai, aap uss Rancho ko nahi jaathe, he is a cheater

Maan: Rancho?

Geet enters..

Chathur: usska company local hai, hum Global company hai, you know our Head Quarters is in New York, we supply to the whole world.

Geet is still thinking of the chooran..

Geet: Global warming?

Chathur: ye dekho hummara Green house model

Geet: Green house gas? Isse toh Indai se ban karna chahiye

Maan: Geet, tum kya baat kar arhi ho?

Just them Chathur drops a bomb.

Maan: ye toh usse bhi dangerous hai

They start to run.

Just then Adi comes..

Adi: tum log kaun hai? aur Maan sir ke cabim mein kya kar arhe hai?

Chthur: what? You are not Maan?

Geet: haan, ye toh Yash Scindia hai, Maanji ke shadhi ka contract ke liye aaya hai

Actually Maneet have just decided to get married and Yash has come to see Maan to sign Maneet marriage contract..

Yash: aur ye Madubala hai, ye Ms.Geet ke hair stylist banna chahathi hai

Madhu: ye dekho, hummara naya chooran

Chathur: mera chooran se bhi badiya hai?

Madhu: haan, isse kathe toh zindagi bar baal safed nahi hothe

Chathur: what? Life long?

Yash: haan, isse kathe toh do saal mein mar jaoge, toh baal safed kaise honge?

Madhu: tummm

Yash: hummare company mein special offer hai sir, you just pay for the shadhi aur sagayi bilkul muft

Madhu: haan, aur tera divorce hotha toh fikar mat karo, tummare punar vivah bhi muft mein karenge, ye toh punar vivah specialist hai

Adi: tum log galat waqt pea aye ho

Madhu: what?

Adi: Maan sir ab bahut busy hai, aap nahi mil sakthe

Yash: kyun?

Adi: Maan sir abhi abhi Geet ka shadhi ka spana pure karne gaye hai

Madhu: godha lena gaye hai kya?

Adi: godha old style hai, chopper lene gaye hai, aamaan mein shadhi toh aap logon ko yahan kaam nahi hai

Yash: chopper?

Chathur: aur mera project?

Adi: sorry, aap log jaa sakthe hai

Rancho aka Wangdu calss.

Adi: halo, Mr.Wangdu, Maan sir agle hafte Honey Moon manane Simla aarahe hai, he will meet you on Friday

Chathur: Raaanchooo

Madhu: hare chalo, ye agla bomb dalnewala hai

Yash: haan chalo

They start to run..

Adi follows them.

Adi: wait for me

          Dobby Meets Maneet..

Dobby is born again.

But a small problem..

He somehow landed in Delhi instead of UK..

He keeps wandering in the streets looking for his master..

People are frightened seeing him and they throw stones at him..

Dobby runs for his life and enters KC.

He gets into the lift.

It's almost 7 pm and everyone has left except Maneet.

Mann is working on a new project .

Geet is tired of waiting for Maan and she decides to leave.

She is in a fight with Maan for not taking her to London as he had promised.

Maan tried to manofy her, but recently his tricks have not helped him win over his Mishty..

Geet waits for the lift.lift opens and Dobby comes out running,he stops nearly hitting her..

Geet dar jaathi.now she runs to Maan..

She enters Maan's cabin and runs and hugs him.

Maan is surprised..but he is happy.

Geet: Maan, Mujhe bachao

Maan: kya baat hai Geet?

Geet: dekho uss Marsi ko, mujhe daranne ke liye Dobby ko bheja hai

Maaan: hare tujhe darane nahi, humme milanne ke liye, aajkal toh tum mere taraf dekhthi bhi nahi, aur ye log Mahi ke bina kaise jiyenge, haina guys?

Dobby: who are you?

Maan: I'm Maan Singh Khurana

Dobby: Man?

Geet: haan, this is Man, I'm woman, tum abhi abhi English seekh rahe ho?

Maan: what are you doing here? I thought you were dead

Doby: yah, this is my next birth, just like you guys have 7 births we have 700 births to serve our masters

Geet: kya? Video game mein bhi itna life nahi miltha

Dobby: our life is too dangerous, you know

Maan: then you should go and see your master, why have you come here?

Dobby: I don't know how I got here, please help me find my master

Maan: what? You need my help? This is funny, you know magic, right?

Dobby: I lost my powers when I died, I need to get my maste'rs blessings to get back my powers

Geet: toh tummara bhi power cut ho gaya? hummare yahan toh hamesha aaisa hi hotha, kabhi bhi power cut hojaatha, bijjli ho ya politics

Maan: maybe Harry would know that you are back

Dobby: no, we have to inform him

Geet: tummare paas usska number hai kya?

Maan: Geet, ek minute chup raho, mein baat kartha hoon

Geet : toh teek hai, mein chalthi hoon

Maan: hare, rukho

Maan catches hold of her

Geet falls, Maan catches..maneet eyelock.mahiii.

Dobby is confusedye kaisa game hai? what kind of game is this?..he wonders

Maan: Geet, pehle hum issko ghar lekhe jaathe hai, koi isse dekh gaya toh problem ho jayega

Maan takes him to KM.

He hides him at the OH.

Geet: welcome to KM

Dobby: this place is wonderful, just like my master's place

Geet: hare tum hamesha yahi rukh jaane ki plan mat banao, ye toh mera maika hai, samje

Dobby blinks

Geet: chalo, tum kya loge? What would you like to have? Black coffee? Ya koi scotch, Rum?

Dobby: anything, I'm hungry

Geet gets him some snacks

Nakul has made her favorite gol gappe and vada pav.

Dobby likes them very muchhe keeps asking for more.

Geet gets him more and morebut he is not satisfied

He keeps on eating..Geet gets tired running between KM and the OH.

Geet: kiyna khaoge? Najaane k itne saal se bhooka raha hai? Bechara

Dobby: what?

Geet: kuch nahi, dinner katam, it's over, see, empty, no more

Dobby: thanks, it's very nice, have you had your dinner?

Geet: kuch bacha hotha toh khathi

Dobby: can I have something to drink, I'm a little thirsty

Geet goes back to KM to get some drink..

Geet: meinne kabhi Maan ko dekhne ke liye bhi itna dauda nahi, hamesha Maan hi mujhe milne aathe, haina babaji?

Maan just comes..

Maan: tabhi toh babaji ne issko bheja hai, tumse badla lene ke liye

Geet: Maan, jaldhi isska kuch karo, warna mein issko police ke hawale kardhoongi, samje?

Maan: Geet, poor guy, he doesn't know anyone

Geet: toh teek hai, aap isske saath sojao, mein jaathi hoon

Geet tries to leave..Maan stops her

Maan: usska koi zaroorat nahi,meinne isske jaane ka sara intrezaam kardhiya hai

Geet: shukar hai baabji ki, mein bach gayi

Maan: toh Dobby, come on, let's go

Geet: aap bhi jaa rahe ho?

Maan: haan Geet, Dobby ke paas ab koi powers bhi nahi hai, ussko akhele kaise bhej sakthe?

Geet: aap UK jaa rahe ho? toh mein bhi aathi hoon

Maan: nahi Geet, tum yahi rukho, it's not safe

Geet: kya? Mujhe nahi lekhe jaoge?

Geet gets angry and runs away..

Maan doesn't have the time to argue with her.he has to leave..

Mann has arranged a private jet.

He takes Dobby to London.

After they reach London, Dhobby guides Maan to their secret palce.

On the way they come across a giant but he is just a giant with no magical powers.

Maan knocks him out with his tai chi & kick boxing combo attack.

Dobby is very happy..

He meets an old friend who takes them to Harry.

Harry is very happy to see Dobby.

Harry: Dobby

Dobby: master

Harry touches Dobby's head with his magic wand and he gets back his powers..

Dobby wants to test his powers

Harry: come on, try it

Dobby: Mr.Man, what do you want?

Maan: Geet

Dobby closes his eyes and says Geet.

Geet comes from nowhere with her Gol gappe..

Seeing Dobby in front of her Geet hides her Gol gappe...

Geet: ye mera hai

Dobby laughs and claps his hands..

Thare appears a big table full of tasty dishes along with Geet's favorite chaat and ice cream.

Geet toh toot padi.

After a sumptuous feast

Dobby: Geet, make a wish

Geet: mujhe uss magic broom mein goomna hai

Dobby claps his hand and the next moment Geet is sitting on the magic broom.

Dobby: enjoy your ride

Geet is a little scared.

Geet: Maan, aap bhi aao, mujhe bahut dar lagtha

Maan also accompanies her..

They take an air tour around London, Big Ben, Thames, London bridge, London tower, queen's palace and all the other places.

Geet ka wish puri ho jaatha

They return..Maan looks disappointed..

Maan: I helped you get back to your master, mera kya?

Dobby claps his hands and Geet disappears.

Geet yuhin gayab ho jaathiMaan pareshaan ho jaatha.

Maan: Dobby, what have you done? Where is Geet? I'm sorry, please bring her back

Geet wapas KM chale jaathi.

Dadi: Geet bete, aap kahan gayab ho gaye the?

Geet: mein yahan kaise?

Maan begs dobby to give back his love..

Dobby: Mr.Man, don't worry, just close your eyes and call out for your love

Maan closes his eyes and calls Geet

Maan: Geet

Geet comes back.

Dobby: Mr.Man, whenever you wish to see your Geet, just close your eyes and call her, she will be right there beside you

Maneet thank Dobby and return to India..

Next morning at KM..

Geet is taking bath..Maan is still in bed.

Maan wakes up and finds Geet missing.

He wants to try his magic.

Maan closes his eyes and calls Geet.

To his surprise Geet comes back to the bed.

She is just lying beside him in her wet avatar

Maan just hugs her.mahi

Geet: Maan, chodo mujhe, apna magic ka galat isstamaal karoge toh Dobby aapka power wapas cheenlega

Maan: Geet, ye toh mera haq hai, issme kaunsi gakthi ho sakthi?

Dobby appears..

Dobby: I don't have the rights to get back his power, so Man, don't worry

Dobby disappears..

Maan: ab dekhtha hoon ki tum kaise bachkke jaathi ho?

Maan tightens his hold..mahi

Geet: Marsi, ye tumne teek nahi kiya

Maan: thank you Marsi..

                       Gabbar ka naya shok!!!!!!!!!!!

KM.

Geet is getting ready for the dancing competition..

Maan has got an urgent meeting at KC.

Geet: maan, chalo jaldhi, rehearsal ke liye dher ho rahi hai

Maan: Geet, ek minute

Geet: ab kya ?

Maan: mujhe ek important kaam hai

Geet: Maan, aaj toh mera finals hai, bhool gaye ho kya?

Maan: kaise bhooltha? Sare raat tere finals ki kahaani sunkke meri neendh hi karab ho gayi

Geet: babaji, aap hi dekho, yahan mein apne finals ko lekhe kitne pareshaan hoon aur innko apni neemdh ki padi, Dust Dhanav!

Maan: Geet tummari bak bak ke liye mere paas waqt nahi hai, hatto mujhe jaana hai

Get: aap kahin nahi jaasakthe Mr.MSK, aap mere saath aarahe hai, samje?

Maan: ab tum jao, mein tere performance ke pehle aajaaonga, ye MSK ka vada hai

Geet: hawa mein likho aapke vade ko, aap toh sirf bade bade vade karthe ho aur ek bhi vade ko nibathe nahi ho

Maan: kya? Tumme MSK pe barosa nahi hai?

Geet: nahi, aajkal kissi pe bhi barosa nahi kar sakthe, specially husbands pe

Maan: Geet, ab bachon ki tara zidd mat karo, tummare liye bhi dher ho rahi hai

Geet: lekhin mein aapke bina kaise nach sakthi?

Maan: mujhe patha hai Geet, mein bas jaldhi meeting katam karkke aatha hoon, bye

At the sets..

Geet ko dance mein mann hi nahi lagtha, jab tak Maan nahi aatha Geet ko koi bhi cheez achcha nahi latha.

She is very angry..

It's getting late and one bye one all the finalists perform.

It's omly Geet left now.

They can't wait anymore.

Geet is not ready to give her performance till Maan comes..

Pinky: Geet, ye kya bachpana hai, sab intrezaar kar rahe hai

Geet: karne do

Pinky: tumme competition se bahar nikhaal denge

Geet: nikhaalne do

Pinky: par ye toh Maan sir ke dialogues haina?

Geet: unnkke naam nat lo

Geet is furious.

Pinky: Geet, Maan sir aathe hi honge, tum shuru karo

Geet: nahi kar sakthi, chahe to tum nachlo

Adi: nahi nahi, phir toh ye competition hi cancel kardenge

Suddenly the lights go off.

Geet: kya hua?

Adi: kahin kissi ne hummare baat sun toh nahi liya, Pinky ke dance se bachne ke liye koi lights off kargaya hoga

Pinky: Adiii

Geet: hare, tum log chup karo, mujhe toh kuch kadbad lagtha hai

Adi: haan Geet, koi problem hai

Lights come back.

Gabbar laughs

Geet: ye clown kaun hai

Gabbar: kya kaha tumne? Mein gabbar hoon, mujhe dekhkke sare bache darthe hai

Geet: par mein bachi nahi hoon daadji

Gabbar ab bahut budda ho gaya.

He needs someone to hold him.he takes the judge's seat

Gabbar: ab mein banoonga judge

Pinky: kya?

Adi: hahha hahahaha

Gabbar shoots his gun.

Gabbar: kamoooshhh

Junior gabbar: dadaji, tension mat lo, aapka BP raise hojayega, ye lo BP ka goli, khanlo

Gabbar takes his medicine

Geet: ab kya ? tum nachoge, iss umar mein?

Gabbar: oye ladhki, chup kar

Geet: nahi karthi toh kya karoge?

Geet snatches his gun..

Jr gabbar takes it back..

Gabbar: hare oh shampoo

Jr gabbar: dadaji woh mar gaya

Gabbar: haan, kya karein? Aadat padgayi, toh tum kaho

Adi: mein?

Gabbar: haan, sarkar ne hummare shirk e liye kitne paison ka inaam lagaya hai?

Adi blinks.Pinky is scared

Pinky: Adi, jaldhi bathao, warna ye goli mardega

Adi takes out his phone and opens the calculator..

Gabbar to his henchman..: tum bathao

Henchman: aapke naam pe sirf panch lakh ka loan hai, aur kuch nahi

Gabbar: hare, hummare raaz ko inkke samne kyun kholthe ho? chup raho

Jr gabbar: dadaji, dance shuru karein

Geet: dance? Kaunsa dance?

Gabbar calls all the contestants and asks them to dance at gun point.

Geet: mein nahi nach sakthi

Gabbar: nacho basanthi, jab tak tummra veer nahi aatha tab tak nacho

Geet: nahi, mein toh Maan ke aane se pehle nahi nachoongi

Gabbar: Maan?

Jr gabbar: dadaji, ye lo chasma peheno, dekho kaun hai?

Gabbar: Geeet?

Jr gabbar: haan dadaji

Geet: tum mujhe kaise jaanthe ho?

Jr gabbar: dadaji aapke bahut bade fan hai, aajkal hummare adde mein sirf GHSP chaltha hai, aur 5 lakh ka loan bhi home theatre khareedne ke liye hi liya hai haumne, hum sab aapke fans hai

Geet: kya?

Gabbar: haan, ab abs Maan ka intrezaar hai

Geet: Maan ko aane do, phir dekho tum sab ki waat lagega

Gabbar asks the others to dance: tum log nacho

Maan emters after thrashing all the gundas

Gabbar asks his men.: kitne log the?

Gunda: sirf yahi tha, ek aadmi

Gabbar: aur tumlog?

Gunda: dus

Gabbar: do log theen logon ko marthe toh meinne socha dus log kaafi honge ek ke liye

Man: lekhin mSK ke samne tum bees log ko bhi bhejo, koi kuch nahi kar saktha, mein aajkal ka angry young man hoon

Gabbar: patha hai, tumme dekhthe hi ye log surrender hothe honge, aajkal hummare yahan bhi taichi ka practice hi chal raha hai

Jr gabbar: Maan Singh Khurana, autograph please

Maan: kya?

Geet: Maan ye log koi pagalkhane se escape hokke aagaye honge

Gabbar: kya? Mujhe pagal kaha tumne

He tries to shoot Geet: ab nacho

Maan: nahiii basanthi inn kuthon ke samne mat nach

Get: Maan, ab toh aap pagal ho gaye ho

Maan: sorry Geet, woh mein veeru ka bahut bada fan hoona, issiliye, tum gabrao mat Geet

Geet: waise mein iss dadaji se nahi darthi

 Geet ke muh se ye baat sunkke gabbar ko bahut bhura laga..

Geet pushes gabbar down and Maan snatches the gunda's gun and tries to shoot..

But there is no bullet..

Jr gabbar: kya dekhthe ho? goli khareedne ke liye paisa nahi hai

Gabbar: hare pagal, mere beizaathi mat kar

Jr gabbar: dadaji, ab ye log humse nahi darthe, humne issiliye hummare gundagiri choddhi

Maan: toh tum log aajkal kya karthe ho?

Jr gabbar: hum bas hummare adde mein tai chi practice karthe hai aur GHSP dekhkke timepass karthe hai, aur ab aaplogon se milne aagaye hai, live performance dekhne

Gabbar: haan Maan tum Geet ke saath nacho, Geet akhele nachthi toh maza nahi aatha

Jr gabbar: haan sir, aap bhi nacho m'am ke saath

Gabbar: hummare ladhkon ne do mahenne daro chodkke ussi paise ko bachakke yahan tak aaya hai

Maan: koi hummare liye daro chodsaktha hai kay?

Jr gabbar: haan aap ke liye kuch bhi kar sakthe, haina boys?

Boys: haan, Maneet Maneeet Maneeet

Geet: chalo Maan, ab hum nachthe hai, mein bhi aapke saath anchna chahathi hoon

Maan: lekhin ek shard par

Jr gabbar: kya shard?

Maan: aaj se koi daru nahi piyega, right?

Bous: haan, no daru only Maneet Maneet

Jr gabbar: boy.music

Kurban hua play hotha.Maneet dance karthe hai.

After that.:once more once more

They repeat..

Gabbar: ab mein judge hoona, toh ye competitiom ka winnwr hai Maneet

Others oppose..

Gabbar: toh hojaaye takkar, tum log bhi nacho phir dekhthe hai ki kaun achcha nachtha

They too dance but they can't match our Maneet, haina?

Finally Maneet win the contest..

Gabbar: ab toh Maan hum chalthe hai

Jr Maan: mujhe aapke KC mein koi kaam hai kya?

Gabbar: haan, ab hummara thanda humne choddhi aur ye log ko koi aur kaam nahi aatha, aur inkko koi kaam bhi nahi detha, tum insabko koi na koi kaam detho

Maan: ye lo prize money, issme 25 lakh hai, tumlog ek tai chi ka school kholo aur bachon ko taichi sikhaooo

Gabbar: ye bahut achcha hai

Jr gabbar: thanks Maanji

Everyone is happy.

                    Circuit ko lagi short circuit ?

Circuit goes to Delhi with his gang..

Gunda: bhai hum yahan kyun aaye hai?

Circuit: hare, hum Delhi goomne aaye hai

Gunda: achcha, toh phir iss gharmi mein kyun aaye hai?

Circuit: saala.zyada sawaal mat karna warna .

Munna bhai ka voice over.

M bhai: nahi circuit, no violence only non-violence

Circuit: sorry bhai

Gunda: bhai, kisse baat kar rahe ho?

Circuit: apun ka bhai se, unhonne mere haath ko baand ke rakha hai, warna aaj tu zinda nahi bhajtha, chup chap dekho yahan ka sabse achcha aur bada banglow kaunsa hai

They wander around Delhi until they spot our KM..

Circuit: rukho, ye toh kaafi bada hai, yahi chalega, andar jao

Munna bhai calls..

M bhai: circuit, kaam ho gaya kya?

Circuit: haan bhai, bas ho gaya samjo, apun badh mein baat kartha, gud night bhai

They try to enter KM.

Maan has not returned yet..

Security stops them.

Circuit: apun ko andar janeka, abhi, ye lo 500

Security: hare 500 se tum mere jaan nahi le sakthe, Maan sir ko patha chaltha toh mujhe jaan se mar dalenge

Gunda: bhai, lagtha hai galat jagah pe aagaye, ye toh Delhi ka bhai lagtha

Circuit: toh kya hua? Apun kissi se nahi dartha, issko yahan se rafa kardo

They tie him up and lock him in his room..

Circuit: halooo, koi hai

Geet comes..she picks up the phone.

Geet: halo, kaun hai?

Circuit: halooo

Geet: haan halooo, kitne halooo kahoge? Aage bol

Circuit: hey ladhki, idher dekh

Geet: ullu ke pathe, tujhe patha hai ki kisse baat kar rahe ho?

Circuit: behenji, apun yahan hai

Geet: behenji? Saala, mein kya behenji lagthi hoon?

Gunde: nahiii

They just drool.agar Maan hohta toh inkha muh thodtha..

Achcha hua Maan ghar pe nahi hai.haina?

Geet turns back and sees the Munna bhai gang..

Geet: hare, aaplog yahan kya kar rahe ho?

Circuit: tu Kaun hai?

Geet: mere ghar aake mujhe hi poochthe ho ki mein kaun hoon?

Circuit: ye tera ghar hai?

Gunde: bhai, yahi rukh jaathe, item no. bhi ho jayegawah bhai kya item hai?

They start singing."Tu cheez badi hai masth masthtu cheez badi hai masth"

Geet: kamine, kisse item kaha tumne?

 Geet picks up the vase and throws..

Gunda ka shir toottha..koon nikhaltha..

Usse dekhthe hi woh behosh hojatha

Circuit: hare ussko pakdo, bhai aapne hummara kya haal kardhi?

Geet: ye kaun hai? ye aapka aadmi nahi hai kya? Bechara koon ko dekhkke dargaya

Gunda: Do saal se Gandhigiri jo follow kar rahe haina

Geet: kya? Toh tum log gunde nahi ho

Circuit: hum toh 100% Gunde hi hai, sachi, ye toh bas apne Munna bhai MBBS haina, unhonne ab Gundagiri chodthi, bapu ka order hai, mana kaise karthe?

Geet: kya? Tummare bhai doctor hai?

Circuit: haan, Dil ka doctor

Geet: Cardiologist? Ye toh bahut badi kaam hai, Woh consultant hai ya surgeon?

Circuit: nahi nahi, hum sirf jadu ki jappi ka treatment dethe hai, dekho

Circuit tries to hug Geet

Geet: hare, koi bachooo, Maaan

Circuit: saala mujhe hi koi ladhki nahi milthi?

Circuit demonstrates hugging a gunda

Geet: teek hai teek hai, yahan koi mareez nahi hai, tumlog jaa sakthe ho

Circuit: hey ladhki, do din ke liye humme ye ghar chahiye

Geet: kyun? Koi shooting hai kya? Meujhe pehle patha tha, aaplog junior artists hai, haina?

Circuit: kya?

Circuit apne pocket se gun nikhaaltha..

Circuit: ye dekho, hum asli gunde hai, samji?

Geet: toh teek hai, mein manthi hoon ki aaplog gunde hai, lekhin yahan aapse bhi bada gunda rehthe hai, Mr.Maan Singh Khurana

Gunda: bhai, apun ko pehle hi shak tha, dekho uss picture ko

He shows a photo of Maan.

Circuit: hummare bhai se bhi bada gunda hai kya?

Geet: haan, toh isse pehle woh wapas aathe aaplog chale jao yahan se, issi mein aapki balayi hai

Circuit: apun ko darathe ho?

He shoots..Geet is not at all scared..

Geet: meinne toh Maan ko hi sambal liya hai, aaplog toh chote mote gunde ho

Dadi comes hearing the gun shot

Dadi: Geet bete, aap teek toh haina?

Geet: ji Dadi, aap dariye mat , inkko mein sambalthi hoon

Circuit: namasthe Dadiji

Dadi: namasthe, tumlog kaun hai?

Gunde: hum Mumbai ke bhai log hai

Circuit: aap beito, hum aapko disturb nahi karenge, hum badon ka izzat karthe hai, haina bapu?

Circuit takes a look around the houseGeet follows him..

Maan's room

Circuit: ye kamra bahut ahchca hai, bhai toh yahi rahenge

Geet: kya? Ye Maan ka kamra hai, aap yahan nahi reh sakhte

Circuit: teek hai, toh humlog Out House chale jaathe, wahi kaafi hai

Geet: kya? Nahi nahi, woh meri maika hai, tum yahi reh sakthe ho, hum OH chale jaathe

They remove the furnitures and change the settings..

Maan comes

Maan: Geeet.Geeet

Geet: Maan, aao aao, inse millo, bhijli bhai

Circuit: kya? Mein koi bhijli wijhli nahi hoon, apun Circuit, Munna bhai ka Circuit

Maan: aaplog mere ghar pe kya kar rahe ho?

Circuit: kya? Tummara ghar? Issne kaha ye isska ghar hai, ladhki, tumne apunse joot bola?

Geet: Maan, toh ye aapka ghar hai? teek hai, mein chalthi hoon

Maan Geet ke haath pakadkke Geet ko rokhtha

Maan pulls her closer.mahi..

Maan: mera matlab hai ki ye hummara ghar hai

Circuit ko shock lagthaasli electric shock, Maneet ki chemistry hi utna powerful haina?

Circuit: tera ho ya uss ladhki ka, koi problem nahi hai, par agle theen din ke liye ye hummara ghar hai

Maan: what nonsense?

Circuit: apun ne bola toh ye hummra ghar ho gaya, samja?

Maan: tumme patha hai ki tum kisse baat kar rahe ho? Maan Singh khurana se

Circuit: sawaal bhi tumhi poochthe aur jawab bhi tum hi dethe ho?

Circuit smiles sarcastically ..

Geet: Maan ye toh kuch zyada hi boltha hai

Maan: tumse zyada toh nahi

Geet: Maan

Maan: toh tumlog chalthe ho ya mein police ko bhulaoon

Circuit: bhulao bhulao, koi problem nahi hai

Maan: kya?

Geet: Maan, ye toh bahut achche gunda log hai, rehne do, bas do din ki baat hai

Maan: Geet, tum thode dher apni bakwaas band karo

Circuit: oooye, tameez se baat karo, woh meri sister hai

Maan: kya?

Circuit: haan, sare hindusthani aurat mere behen hi hai, brothers and sisters of India

Geet: bhijli bhaiya..

Geet: sister.

They start moving towards each other in slow motion.

Maan: Geet

Maan stops Geet.

Geet: toh shadhi kisse karoge?

Circuit: apun toh kissi angrezzi ladhki se shadhi karega

Geet: kyun? Yahan ke ladhkiyon tujhse shadhi nahi karna chahathe?

Circuit: sshhh, ye andar ki baat hai, apun ka raaz ko raaz hi rehne do

Geet: sorry..bhjli bhaiya

Circuit: sister, mujhe bahut bhook lagthi hai

Geet: achcha, mujhe bhi bahut bhook lagthi hai, chalo, khana khathe hai

Maan: Geet, ye kya ho raha hai?

Geet: hare babaji mein toh apko bhool hi gayi, aap bhi aao

Nakul sabko serve kartha

Circuit: hare.rukho rukho

Geet: kya hua bhaiya?

Circuit: ye toh non- veg hai

Geet: kyun aap veg ho?

Circuit: haan, iss hafthe toh mein vegetarian hoon

Maan: what?

Geet: toh ye aapka vegetarian haftha hai?

Circuit: aaise nahi hai, bapu aarahe haina?

Geet: bapu?

Circuit: hare, bapu ko nahi jaanthe? Mahatma Gandhiji

Maan: tum toh unkke barein mein baat mat karo

Circuit: bapu bhai ka bahut achche dosth hai

Maan: kya?

Geet: haan haan, meinne bhi suna hai

Maan: Geet, tum toh pagal ho gayi ho

Geet: nahi Maan, sachi, apne lage raho nahi dekha?

Maan: babaji, koi mujhe bachaooo, Nakulll

Nakul: ji Maan sir

Maan: mera pastha kahan hai?

Circuit: pastha nahi nastha bolo

Nakul: abhi latha hoon sir

Circuit: rukho, aaj se yahan sirf bapu ke pasand ka khana banega, samje

Nakul: woh kya kaathe?

Circuit: kuch kaas nahi, ubla hua moongfali hi kathe hai

Geet: Maan, aapko bhi boiled food pasand haina? Aapka pasand bapu ke pasand se kitna miltha hai

Maan: Geet, ab mein yahan nahi rukh saktha, tum hi apne bhai ke saath hi raho, mein toh apne jungle pe tent lagakke rehtha hoon

Geet goes and stops him..

Geet: Maan rukh jao, aapkke bina mein kya karoongi?

Maneet passionate hug..

Phir se Circuit ko shock laga.

Munna bhai ka phone

M bhai: Circuit, tum kahan ho?

Circuit: bhai, mujhe bachao

M bhai: Circuit, tumme kya hua?

Circuit: bhai, yahan koi supernatural pewer hai, lagtha hai ki humme koi aur jagah doondhna padega

M bhai: usski koi zaroori nahi hai Circuit

Circuit: kyun bhai?

M bhai: bapu ne apna do din ka trip cancel kardhi

Circuit: kya?

M bhai: haan Circuit, bapu ko Wikileaks ka kabar mil gaya hai, Bapu ab swargh mein apna satyagrah shuru kiya hai

Circuit: kissliye bhai?

M bhai: Bapu chahthe hai hi ab hummara desh ki Bapu ki sakht zaroorat hai, toh woh bagwan se demand rakhe hai, agle janam ki, unko ab mukthi nahi chahiye, Bapu toh phir se Gandhi ke avatar mein Hindusthan mein punar janam lena chahathe hai

Circuit: bhai, Bapu ko message karo ki usski koi zaroorat nahi, ek janam kya apne baklhi ke 6 janam bhi yahan aathe toh bhi yahan ke logon nahi sudrenge, issiliye woh swargh mein hi sukh aur shanthi se rahe

M bhai: ye bhi teek hai, ab mujhe bhi andar(?) jaana hai, mein bapu ko rokhtha hoon

Circuit: teek hai bhai, toh sister, hum chalthe hai

Geet: itne jaldhi?

Maan stares Geet.

Maan: Geeet, chup.bilkul chup

Maan closes her mouth and stops her..mahi..

Circuit ko short circuit laga..woh wahan se bhaag jaatha

Maan: achcha hua woh log chale gaye, Geet mein upar jaatha hoon, tum jaldhi aana

Maan toh mahi mahi ka mood mein hai.

Geet babaji se dua karne lagi.: babaji, mujhe bachaooo

Maan enters his roomeverything is changedit's totally messed up

Maan: Geeet

Maan bana Dust Danavbechari Geet hi kyun hamesha fusjaathi?

                                                Yaadhein...

Happy 4th Anniversary Geet Hui Sabse Parayi...

Guys...it's been 4 years and Maneet still rule our hearts...

As I was thinking about the memory loss track, I thought I would rather prefer a Geet memory with her getting rid of her bad memories with Dev and just be herself, the Geet Handa, who has every right to fall in love with the MSK, even if he hadn't been her savior...

After a mishap Geet has lost her memory...

For her she has just now passed college and had come to Delhi looking for a job...

She finds herself working for this Maan Singh Khurana and also staying with him in his Out House...

And everyone is heer to help her gain her memory...

Dadi had shifted her things to the OH for she may opt to stay with Pinky if she finds that she is living with her boss...

Geet has just returned from hospital...

Dadi has accompanied her always...

Geet wonders who this Dadi is?

Dadi has said that dadi met Geet accidentally when Geet came to KC with Pinky...

Dadi liked her so much that she immediately made her Maan's secretary and offered her the OH too...

Geet is not ready to buy this story yet when Pinky too tells the same story she had to believe it...

She is yet to meet this Maan...

Maan also takes part in Dadi's drama...

Geet: ye aapka ghar hai?

She is a little surprised that she has been living here...

But she likes dadi, maybe that's why she agreed to stay here...

Dadi says that her health has been an issue for a long time and Geet is here to help Dadi...

Geet: aap ko kya hua?

Dadi: kuch nahi bte, bas thodi kamzori hai

Pinky: haan Geet, Dadima ko aaram ki zaroorat hai

Dadi: haan bte

Maan just comes...

Maan: dadima aaplog aagaye?

Dadi: haan bte

Maan:Dadima, mein chaltha hoon, mujhe office mein ek important meeting hai

Dadi: teek hai bte, aur Geet?

Maan: Geet, tum bhi calthe haina? Pinky, Adi kahan hai?

Pinky: Adi sir KC chale gaye sir

Maan: good, tum Geet ke saath aao, bye Dadi

Dadi: bye bete

Geet keeps staring Maan...

Ye Maan hai? mein inke saath kaam karthi hoon?

Inko toh apni dadi ki kadar hi nahi, issiliye bechare Dadi ne mujhe yahan bhulaya hoga, haina babaji?

Maan: achcha hua issko abhi bhi babaji ki yaad hai

Geet gets angry...

Maan: tumme KC yaad hai ya phir mein tumme lekhe jaoon?

Geet: mein Pinky ke saath aathi hoon

Maan: jaise teri marzi

Maan is just enjoying this...he is reminded of the Hoshiarpurwali Geet, before the marriage...

Maan leaves...

Geet: Dadi, ye Dhust danav aapka pothe hai?

Dadi: haan bte

Geet: par unko dekhke aaise nahi lagtha, aapse toh aaise batein karthe jaise aap koi parayi ho

Dadi: kya karein bte? Aapko hi unko samjaana hoga, issiliye toh humne aapko ye job diya tha

Geet: toh aaisi baat hai? aap fikar mat kijiye, mein sab teek kardhoongi

Dadi is happy that this would be an opportunity for her to get closer to Maan and get back her memory...

Geet: Dadi, aap aaram kijiye, hum chalthe hai

Dadi: teek hai bte

At KC...

Geet apne cabin pe jaake dekhthi...

Maan calls...

Geet: halo, KC

Maan: Geet, mere cabin pe aao

Maan is staring her thru the window...

Geet: lagtha hai kissi ullu ke patta hai, shuba shuba mere dimag karab kartha? wrong no

Geet cuts the call...

Geet pehle hi confusion mein hai...

Maan calls back...

Geet: pagal gayinka, kadhe, kuthe, ek bar mein tujhe samaj mein nahi aatha?

Maan: Geeet, this is Maan Singh Khurana

Geet: tum job hi ho, mujhe koi farak nahi, Maan Singh khurana, kaun MSK? Mujhe ullu banathe ho kya?

Maan: Geeet, yahan dekho

Geet turns and finds Maan...

Geet just remembers meeting him at KM...

Geet: Dhust danav?

Maan: haan Dhust danav, ab yaad aagaya?

Geet: aapko pehle hi bathana chahiye ki mein boss bhol raha hoon

Maan: haan, this is your boss, ab kya tum mere cabim mein aathi ho ya mein tummare paas aaoon?

Geet: aap kyun aathe ho?

Maan: kyunki Ms.Geet Handa, mein hi tummara secretary hoona?

Maan pretends to be angry...

Geet: sorry sir, mein abhi aathi hoon

Geet: babaji, sach mein mein itne din pagal ho gayi thi, warna isske saath kaun kaam karega? Shayad issiliye mein pagal ho gayi thi?

Maan is still on the line...

Maan: Geeet

Geet cuts the call...

She enters Maan's cabin...

Maan: Geet, jaldhi karo, clients aathe hi honge

Geet ruhses in and as usual hits the table and Maan catches her...

Maneet eyelock...mahiii...

Geet is embarrassed...

She tries to step back...she is still off her balance...

And Maan tries to hold her...

And they fall together...Geet is on Maan's lap...

Adi knocks...

Maan: come in

Geet si shocked... what if Adi sees them like that?

She tries to get up...

Maan tries to help...but she falls again...

Adi: ha ha ha ha ha

Maan: Adiii

Adi: sorry sir, you carry on, mein badh mein aatha hoon

Geet is angry...

Geet: ye aap kya karthe ho? chodo mujhe

Maan: excuse me Geet. tum meri upar ghir gayi ho

Geet: Adi sir mere barein mein kya sochenge?

Geet gets up...

Maan: kya sochega?

Geet: aapne sabke samne mujhe sharminda kardhi

Maan gets up and pulls her closer...and Geet hits him and looks into his eyes...

She is feeling good...she is liking it...she wants to hug him tight...

Geet: babaji, mujhe kya ho gaya?

She tries to push him off...

Maan: koi faida nahi

Maan hugs her tight...

Geet loves his embrace and wants to be with him...

Maan lets her go...

Geet runs away...

Geet tries to forget Maan and concentrate on her work... at the meeting Geet gives the presentation and Maan keeps staring her...

After the meeting...everyone leave and Geet also takes her files to leave...

Maan grabs the files and looks at Geet...

Geet: mujhe jaana hai

Maan: itne bhi kay jaldhi hai Geet?

Geet: kya?

Maan: meeting katam ho gayi hai, ab toh hum free hai

Geet: aap kya keh rahe ho?

Maan: hare, beitjao Geet

Maan pulss her and makes her sit...

Maan comes and stands near her leaning forward...

Geet is scared...

Maan starts playing with her hair...

Geet looses her senses...

Maan: ab kuch yaad aaya Geet?

Geet: kya?

Geet is in a trance...

Maan: hummare barein mein

Geet: hmmm

Maan: kya yaad aaya?

Geet: yahi ki aap mere boss ho, aur aap pagal ho

Geet pushes him...

Maan stops her...

Maan: mein pagal hoon?

Maan gets angry...

Geet: aur nahi toh kya? you are trying to take advantage of my condition

Geet thinks that since she is forgetting everything Maan thinks that she will not remember his misbehavior too...

Maan: Geet, tum kuch bhool gayi ho

Geet: kya?

Maan: tumme patha nahi ki tumme ye job kaise milli?

Geet: haan, dadi ne mujhe ye job diya tha

Maan: nahi Geet, ye toh joot hai

Geet: kya?

Maan: I gave you the job b'coz I like you

Maan keeps looking all over her...

Geet ko kuch kuch hotha hai...

Geet: aaise nahi ho saktha?

Maan: aaisa hi hai aur ye toh sab jaanthe hai, issiliye toh subha Adi ne bhi aaisa react kiya tha

Geet: kya? aap joot bholthe ho, mein aaise ladhki nahi hoon

Maan: tum aaise ladhki nahi ho toh tum mere ghar mein kya kar rahi ho?

Geet: woh...Dadi

Maan: dadi joot bolthe hai kyunki tumme bhura lagega

Geet: kya?

Maan: tum mere liye wahan reh rahi ho

Geet: nahi

Maan: tum itne jaldhi mujhe kaise bhool sakthi?

Geet: aap kya kehthe ho?

Maan: chalo aaj raat mein tujhe sab kuch yaad dilatha hoon

Geet freezes...

Maan kisses her cheeks and leaves...

Maan: toh Geet, wait for me

Geet couldn't believe what she heard...

Geet: babaji, mujhe kya ho gaya tha? Mein iss aadmi ko itna kyun pasand karthi?

Geet Maan ko rokhna hi nahi chahthi hai...

But then she is very scared...

She finishes her dinner fast and goes to her room...

Maan is already waiting for her...

Geet tries to escape...

Maan pulls her in amd locks the door...

Geet pushes him and tries to move away...

Maan gets closer and closer...

Geet: aap mere paas mat aao

Maan: kyun Geet? mere paas aane se tumme kya ho jaatha?

Maan aur paas jaatha...

Geet: mujhse dhoor raho

Maan: kya tum mujhse dhoor reh sakthi?

Maan almost corners her and locks her in his arms...

Geet couldn't answer him, for she wants to be with him...she wants him to stay closer...

She doesn't know what's wrong with her...how could she let him do this...

She could have stopped him if she wanted...but she freezes whenever he comes closer...and she lets him drool and get naughty...

Maan: jawaab do geet

Maan brushes her hair aside making way to her lips...

Maan kisses her and Geet couldn't resist...

Maan: gud night Geet

geet comes back to reality...

Maan: yaadh rakho, jab tak tum apne mann ki baat ko mujhse nahi kehthi mein ro=ukhega nahi, aur tum jaanthe ho ki mein kitna katarnak ho skatha?

Maan keeps staring her wet lips...

Maan leaves suddenly leaving her longing...

Geet keeps thinking about him all night...

what's this Maan talking about...

meri mann ki baat?

Then she decides that she should complain to Dadi...