11th March
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13th March
"Chup chaap khadi raho warna baal ki tarah tumhare haath bhi kaat dunga !!"
"Phir ho gaya bhashaan shuru .. Continue ..continuee.."
"Mujhe kya lagta hai tum kaise keh sakti ho !!" "Offcourse soo sidhe sidhe kaho na ..ki special logo ke saath special gaadi mein baith ke jaana chahiti ho ... "
"Dekho ye meri intention nahi thi Really .. tumhe hurt karne ki .. Dekha maine kaha na tumhe uss din lecture dene ki bhi zarurat nahi padegi..jab main genuinely sorry feel karunga !! Am SORRY !1 Main kabhi nahi chahunga ki main tumhe intentionally ya ..Tumhe hurt karun !! "
"Agar maan hi maan gali dena bandh kar diya ho toh baith jao !!"
"Ankhon mein abhi bhi aasun hai lagta hai zyada hurt ho gaya hoga !!"
"Matlab main lgon se darta hun .. Ya mujhe tumhare saath dekh lenge toh logon ko problem hogi !!"
"Kya matlab kya tumhari aastha mam mujhe khaa jayengi !! "
"Ek toh tum Sir mat bulaya karo mujhe " ..."Par sir agar sir nahi bulaun toh kya bulaun .."
"Anything kuch bhi bula sakti ho ..." "Respectable wow !! Maine mana kiya hai toh tumhe definitely woh cheez karni hai .. okay get it out of the system " "Its okay .. dheere dheere jayegi adat .. its okay but you must keep trying !!"
"Uss gadi wale ka number hai tumhare paas? ".."Haan sir lekin aap kya karenge ?"
"Uske owner ke saath date pe jaunga !!"
15th MARCH
"SOcha nahi tha par .. You know once a teacher ..Always a teacher !! ..Dekhiye agar Aaj aap kuch aur bhi mangte na toh sayad woh bhi pura ho jata !1..Chaliyee Lets start with the lessons today ..Phela lesson apke liye ..Personal aur professional ko hamesha alag rakhte hai !! "
"Tumhe kya lagta hai maine woh gaadi ka no iss liye liya hai ki mujhe uske saath sach mein date pe jana hai 🤣" "Toh aap bhi uss incident baar emein hi FIR likhwane aaye hai ?".... "Aur kya lagta hai tumhe ?"
"Log shock mein police station aate hai .. par ye toh shouk se aa rahi hai "
"Why am I here ?" "Aise toh meri rai nahi puchi aab puch raha hai !!"
"Yeh Faltu ka concern dikhane bandh karo ..main tumhare scam mein aane wala nahi hoon !!"
"Gawd ..Grt ..Bahut jaldi pata liya tumne usse ..Speed achi hai kaafi tumhari !! "
16th MARCH
ACP - "Lagta hai apko pyaar ho gaya hai mujhse ya mere police station se !!"
"Professor sahab ye chakkar kya hai ...Nahi matlab samjh mein hai aa raha !! ..AAgG AUR PETROL KA HI SAHI ..LEKIN RISHTA BADA SOLID HAI !!"..."jab bhi aap anokhi ji ke aas paas hote apke maathe pe achanak se baal padne lag jaate hai !!"
.."Same pinch aapke liye bhi !! " --ACP to Shaurya !
SS- "Paani pilata rehta hai ..Khud paani ke andhar doob kyu nahi jaata .. I cant take this I have to leave !!"
"Sab nahi pasand karte woh anookk.. " "USka naam Anokhi hai ..ANokhi bhalla !!"
22nd MARCH
"She is right ..SHe's Bright"
"Yeh zaruri nahi hai Anokhi ki jo main feel karun woh keh bhi paayun .. I guess sometimes people just need to understand "
MARCH23
"Yeh ACP yaha bhi pahuch gaya ... Police kaam watchman zyada lagta hai .." "I seriously doubt ki kabhi kisi dusre case mein uska dhyaan gaya hoga ..!!" "Hmmm bahut hasi aa rahi hai na isse ..zara bhi dukh nahi hai isse itne ache institute ko chodke jaa rahi hai !!"
"Shaurya you need to act fast "
24 TH MARCH
"Again that ACP .. faltu ka Mutual admiration club bana rakha hai !!"
"Meri nazronn mein toh tuhi CULPRIT HAI "
"Main inn dono ko chod dunga ...AAP mere saath Chaliyee.."
Kanchan : matlab apko sirf teen simple words kehne hai !!
Shaurya : you mean to say i am sorry
Kanchan : isbaar to yahi teen sahi agle teen ke liye thoda or wait kar lenge
Shaurya : kanchan bye
27th MARCH
"Kya magnet wali baat lgon pe bhi apply hoti hai ? Opposites attract ?"
"Tumne ek cheez notice kiya hum kal shaam se saath mein hai aur ek baar bhi ladai nahi kiya humne .. that means we are making some Real progress ..waise dekha jaye maine apne promise rakha haan !!"
"Anokhi jab hum exam dete hai toh results turant nahi mil jaate .. examiners papers ko ache se check karte hai uske baad hi results milta hai "
1st APRIL
"Yeh kaisi feeling hai !! Yeh kya ho raha mujhe hai !!"
Anokhi - "PS !! Yeh kya mere piche piche "
ACP-"kamal hai yeh bhi ..Nahi matlab jabhi aap aas paas hoti hai .. professor sahab kaha se nikal aate hai kuch samjh mein hi nahi ata "
SS-"Hello Mr. Aahir Chttawal ..!! Oh am so sorry !! AAACCEEPP..Apne toh uniform pheni hui hai toh zahir si baat hai aap duty pe honge ..lekin mujhe nahi pata tha ye bhi apke duty ka hissa hai !!"
ACP--"Apko apne job se zyada mere job mein intereset hai .. Bachpan mein aap bade hoke ACP banna chahte the kya?"
SS-" Lagta toh mujhe bhi bahut kuch hai ACP ..Kyunki mujhe aisa lagta hai ki bachpan mein tum banna chahte the ek Girl college ke security guard aur ban gaye officer"
ACP- "Mujhe bhi kuch aisa lagta hai aap banna chahte the critic aur ban gaye professor"
SS-"Critic ho ya professor ...Class aaj tumhari lagne wali hai .. Mind your words!!"
SS-"Darasal meri rai ye hai ki mujhe lagta hai tum apni POWER aur POSITION ka galat istemal kar rahe ho !! Didnt understand !! Lemme Explain !!"
"Have A seat OR NOT ..."
"Manlo kisi ne media mein yeh complain kardi ki ek akeli ladki jo shehr mein nayi hai uska tum galat fayda utha rahe ho usse mislead kar rahe ho misguide kar rahe ho toh kya position reh jayegi tumhari !! HMMM!! "
Ano-- "Sir aisa kuch bhi nahi hai ..."
SS- "AAPSE SE BAAT KIYA HAI MAINE .. THIS IS NOT YOU CAMPUS"
2ND APRIL
ACP-"kisko.. Kisko impress karne ki koshish kar rahe hai aap.? Chalo thik hai man lete hai apke paas bahut paisa hai... Par iss paison ki garmi ko thoda thanda kar lete hai"
SS-" Aur position ki garmi hai uska kya karoge...?"
"Lagta hai power ki garmi abhi tak apne dekhi nahi... Plz mujhe mazboor mat kijiye mujhe ye garmi apko dikhaun.."
"Toh kar jo karna hai kar... Main yahi khada hun.. Dekhta hun kya karega"
"How strange..! Phool apne aap sahi jagah pahuch gaye.!"
6th APR
A- Yeh pakka beemar padenge inki halat se hi lag raha hai !!
SS-- Aisa dekh ke lag raha tumhe .. agar meri tabiyat kharab ho bhi gayi na ..toh iski wajah tum hi hone wali ho !!
SS- Tumhe lagta hai mujhe shauk chadha hai evening walk pe nikalne ..
A-App samjhte nahi hai ..
SS- NAhi !!
A- Ya aap samjh na hi nahi chahte ..
SS- Dono !!
A - App college ke director hai ..koi apke face pe kuch nahi kahega but peeth piche baat karenge na kiss kiss ko hum chup karayenge ..
SS- Yehi baat tumhar mujhe samjh nahi ati ...apni baat keh detiho dusron ki baat sunni hi nahi hai na tumhe ...Meri baat ki koi value hi nahi rehti tumhare pass ..
SS- Jo main kehna chah raha hun tum samjh rahi ho na ..EK insaan jiska woh kaam hai woh woh karega na .. naki tumhare aage piche mandrayega .. Agr woh ..woh kar raha matlab uske intentions sahi nahi hai ...Main yeh kehna chah raha hu kya zarurat hai tumhe... Jab tum baat karti ho na aise unecessary toh mujhe acha nahi lagta ..Tum uss officer se kyun baat karti ho woh acha insaan nahi hai ..!!
A- ap itni raat ko baarish mein yeh kehne aaye ho
SS-- nahi main woh kehne nahi aya tha ..woh toh bus baat nikli iss liye keh diya ..
SS- okay toh main keh deta hum ...I mean jab main tumse baat karna chahta hun tab na koi na koi aa jata hai khass kar ki tumhara woh Constable ..
A- constable nahi ACP
SS- haan ACP !!
SS- Samj nahi ata tumhe jo main kehne ki koshish kar raha hun ... I I ..think ..Mujhe lagta hai .. That I am .. But kaise ...
A- apne pura confuse kar diya .. Smajh nahi ata gussa karun yaa....
Edited by itsRitzi - 3 years ago
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