Hey fourm wasi! So I had written a funny WhatsApp convo for Basu family sometime ago and since people liked it, I thought to write something more.
CVs makes a WhatsApp group and names it "Kasauti Trps Kay". Adds Anurag Prerna Bajaj and Komalika.
Prerna : What's this group for?
CVs : to discuss some new plots and twists. We would like to decide new mindblowing ways to develop the story so that the viewers chew their hair out. Frustrated viewers = trps. 
We would like some of your advice.
Bajaj : You would like some advice? How about you buy some dye and colour my hair!!
CVs: But that's your look! You're supposed to be old. 
Bajaj : How old am I? From the time when dyes weren't invented!
Anurag : Oh Yess! 
Bajaj : How about Anurag gets some of the grey hair too. 
Anurag : Oh no no. You get to be rich, you get the girl and I don't even get to have my black hair. Please! That's all I have. And of course my good looks. It goes hand in hand.
Komalika : Bajaj, its definitely due to low budget. CVs spent all their money on the big wannabe Sanjay Leela Bhansali sets that they don't have money to buy dye! They did the same thing with me! Couldn't even get me proper clothes. Used to dress me up adha nanga in only blouse, skirt and a flimsy shawl that barely covered my arms. 
Bajaj : Komalika I appreciate your concerns but budget isn't probably the problem. It's about the character. I mean my character gets to shoot in Switzerland while all your character got to do was the trips to the jail. 
CVs : Guys can we not get distracted and stick to the topic. Look how sincere Prerna is, she isn't bickering at all.
Prerna : I'm sorry what? Are you talking to me? I'm sorry I was busy thinking of the ways I can blow my pallu so that it falls right over the hero and me. And now I have two heroes! 
CVs : Oh no no. The pallu thing is a AnuPre thing. Only Anurag gets to stay under pallu.
Anurag : Oh so I don't get the girl but I get all the pallu fun! 
Bajaj : At least you get fun! I get a girl who dislikes me and who has pallu fun with some other guy. 
Prerna : Wait wait! I get a pretty dumb boy with a charming smile and lots of nonsensical promises who literally has no spine and some sexy dude, older than me who blackmails me to marry him for his daughter. But you don't see me complaining do you.
CVs : Now now, let's not get distracted. So as we were saying, the plot is something like Bajaj hates the Basu and..
Bajaj : But I don't hate the Basus. Everyone knows I have a pretty serious rishta with them..
CVs : Anurag Basu! He's the one I'm talking about. So you hate him and somehow convince Prerna into marrying you and then..
Prerna : And then we move into your house and Anurag barges in as my first husband and fights with you for me.
CVs : No no. That was the earlier plot with you and Komalika.
Prerna : Why can't we have the similar plot then? You know, we should always recycle.
Bajaj : Agreed.
Anurag : Me too.
Prerna : And plus, I have to fight with some crazy snob for my stupid husband...
Komalika : Heyy!
Prerna : No offence Komalika. But seriously! Why can't I have Anurag and Bajaj fighting over me. Why do we always need cat fights?
CVs : Cause that's the way it is! Don't argue much Prerna, otherwise you will meet some accident and will go to coma.
Anurag : How about we all meet with an accident and go to coma. I think viewers would love that.
CVs: Of course not. And anyways a whole new plot is still left to be aired. We were thinking along the lines of previous life nonsense and maybe throw in some naagins and maybe makhis too.
Bajaj : You know we have a better plan, how about a plot where we all die and come back and haunt you all as ghosts for writing such a 
plot!
CVs : No no that's not the plan. The plan is ..
Prerna : You don't get to have any plans. From now we will make the plans and decide the plot.
Anurag : Ooh I like this. Maybe I will buy some sense for my character.
Prerna : And I will make my character more stronger who fights for herself and is a role model for all young girls.
Bajaj : Deep. For the staters I just want some dye. So...
Komalika : Can I have a Komalika special maha episode where I get to ramp walk with all new clothes.
Bajaj Anurag Prerna : Noo! 
CVs : Nothing as such is going to happen.
Anurag : Uh they're annoying! Don't disturb our thinking process please.
Bajaj : Wait a sec, I will take care of that.
Bajaj removed CVs from the group.
Prerna : so where do we start rewriting this story from?....
TBC
I hope you guys like it. If you do then like the post and do share your feedbacks. Will come up with more if people like this piece.
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