Digging Sameer out of the hole
Hi All.
Here's the first installment of something to lighten the mood a little.
Summary:
This story looks at the various options employed by several of Sameer's friends and enemies to dig him out of the hole he's dug for himself. In the end there's a very interesting solution that fixes the mess but creates a whole new dynamic amongst them.
SCENE 1: Munna and Pandit are in an auto. They're rushing the driver to go faster. Suddenly Pandit looks unsure.
Pandit: Munna yaar agar Principal Ma'm humare baat par yakeen nahin karegi toh?😕
Munna: Pandit yeh nahin sochthe hum. Principal Ma'm koh hum yakeen dilayenge, dilana padega. Fail nahin ho sakte.
Pandit: Haan yaar, hum fail nahin ho sakte hain!
They reach the college. Pandit hand Munna a packet: Isse bulyo mat!
The Principal and Mr Poonawala are in the Principal's office chatting causally.
Pandit: Madam hum andar aa sakthe?
Principal: Munna Pandit aap log yahan?
Munna: Haan Madamji aap seh zaroori baat karni hain.
Principal: Kiya baat karni hain.
Munna: Aap koh batana hain keh woh larki joh Sameer keh saat music room mein khon thi.
Principal: Acha? Khon thi woh?
Pandit pointing at Munna.
Principal: Khon thi woh? Batayiye.
Pandit: Ma'm... woh... thi ... nahin tha...
Principal: Khon?... Khon... Bhol! Mera time waste mat kar Pandit
Pandit quickly: Munna tha.
Munna nods his head and points to himself. Poonawala has this absolutely confused look of unbelief on his face. The Principal's mouth falls open. A fly flies close to her mouth. She closes and opens her mouth but no sound comes out. She is in complete disbelief.
Principal and Poonawala together: Kiya?
Principal: Munna?
Poonawala: Woh tu tha?
Munna shakes his head: Haan sir, mein tha. Acha acting kiya nah Madamji?
Principal: Nahin woh tuh nahin tha, Munna woh ekh larkhi thi. Mujhe maaloom hain.
Munna: Nahin Madamji, woh mein tha.
Pandit: Sachi Madam, woh Munna hi tha.
Principal: Nahin Pandit, woh Munna nahin tha. Ekh larkhi thi. Munna larkhi nahin ho saktha.
Pandit: Yakeen nahin ho rahin hain Madam. Wait, hum aap koh dikha the hain. Munna thu jha tayaar ho kar aaja aur music room par aaja. Jaldi.
Munna leaves.
Pandit: Madamji, Sir hum music room jaaye?
As they walk, Pandit talks to the Principal: Meri baat maano Madam. Yeh aisa huwa keh hum Sameer par ekh mazaak karte the. Woh hum seh ruut gaya tha aur hum neh usko manaane keliye mazaak kiya tha. Karthik neh humare baat sunna aur mauka ka faida uta kar aap koh barkaya Sameer keh gilaaf.
They reach the music room. Munna walks in dressed as a girl exactly as Naina was dressed on the day of the music room incident.
Munna (female voice): Good Morning Madamji, Sirji?🤡
Principal: Good Morning. Aap khon?
Munna (own voice): Nahin pehchana Madamji?
Poonawala and the Principal look at him and are stunned with disbelief.😲
Principal and Poonawala: Munna?!
Munna: Haan Madamji.
Poonawala: Iss sabit nahin hota keh thu us din Sameer keh saat tha.🥱
Pandit: Madam aap neh sab kuch baar seh dekha nah. Toh chaliye hum baar seh dekhe?
Principal and Poonawala start leaving the music room.
Munna: Are Pandit Sameer ka role khon karega?
Pandit: Meh karta hoon... Nahin, mera heigh Sameer keh height seh bohut kam hain. Poonawala Sir, aap aur Sameer ka height same to same hain, aap Sameer ka role karein.
Poonawala shocked and very uncomfortable: Mein aur Sameer ka role. Nahin, nahin.😭
Pandit: Are Sir aap Sameer ka role kar sakte, aap toh bohut hi acha actor hain. Sameer ka role bohut easy hoga aap ke liye. Principal Madam aap Sir koh khedo woh Sameer kah role karein. Please, please.
Principal: Haan Professor Poonawala, please ssat doh nah.
Poonawala very reluctantly : Teek hain.
Principal and Pandit go out of the music room to the window. Munna places Poonawala at the drums stringing the guitar. Munna goes to the door, closes it. Poonawala stands up. Munna hugs him tightly.🤣😳
Pandit: Dekh Madam, aap neh yehi dekha nah? Nah? Haan yehin dekha...
Principal: Haan aisa hi chipakte the. Aisa hi dikha. Yeh Munna tha? Yeh Karthik neh mujse itna bada jhoot bhola? Karthik koh nahin chorongi mein.😳
Principal bangs on the window: Teek hain bohut dekh liay maine.
Poonawala and Munna break apart. Poonawala makes a distasteful face. 😔Principal and Pandit come into the music room. Principal has her confused thinking face on.😕
Munna: Toh Madamji, mujhe hi dekha aap neh? Bholiye, Madamji.
Principal: Haan lakta hain keh mujhe bohut gald femi huwi hain.😕
Poonawala: Wait Principal Sahiba. Agar yeh aisa hain toh Sameer neh kyon tera naam ni liya. Bata diya hota toh yeh sab misunderstanding nahin hota.🤓
Munna: Are Sir, kar diya woh wali baat. Sameer kaisa bata sakta hain keh usse hum galeh lagate the.
Pandit: Haan, agar woh yeh baat bata tha toh aap hum koh un wale larkho samaj the jho cricket pitch par badminton kehlte.
Poonawala and Principal: Kiya?
Munna: Madamji, aisa hain nah, keh samaj mein yeh sahin nahin hein, keh doh larkhe ekh dusre seh pyaar karein he nah?
Pandit: Aisa larkhe koh samaj seh bahar karte hain nah. Aur hum aise larkhe nahin hain.
Munna: Sirf mazaak tha. Hum larkiyon seh pyaar karte hain. Aur Sameer aap koh nahin bata sakta hain kyon keh uski izzat kah sawaal hain.
Pandit: Haan hero hain humara Sameer. Agar yeh baat saamneh ajata toh uski izzat mitti mein milla hojata.
Principal: Ab result keh baat yeh bata rahain hain, hum seh galti hogayi, lekin hum kuch nahin kar sakte hein. Phelle bhol nah tha.
Munna: Madamji hum koh kiya pata tha keh aap neh Sameer koh itna khathor sazaa di. Hum kho aajhi pata chala. Sameer neh hum koh bataya nahin aap khi sazaa keh bare mein.
Principal: Bohut dher kardiya aap log neh. Meh kuch nahin kar sakti.
Pandit: Nahin Madam, aisa kaisa kuch nahin kar sakthe. Aap seh galti huwi aap koh galti sudaarna hoga. Kuch toh karna hoga.
Munna: Sameer koh exam dehna hoga.
Principal: Mumkin nahin hain Munna.
Pandit: Namumkin koh mumkin banana hoga.
Munna: Idea.
Principal: Kiya.
Munna: Aap usko woh "sample tree exam likne doh.
Principal and Poonawala: "Sample Tree Exam?
Poonawala: "Sample Tree Exam kiya hota hain.
Munna: Hota neh, "sample tree exam. Woh jho exam keh time par maande hote toh un keliye "sample tree exam rakhte.
Poonawala: Supplementary Exam, duffer!
Munna: Wohi, ekhi baat hain.
Pandit: Haan Madam woh doh. Supplementary Exam.
Principal thinking: Hmm shayad woh kar sakte hain. Mein soch kar batadoongi Sameer koh.
Munna: Pakha soch khar batagi Madamji.
Pandit: Pakha Madam.
Principal: Haan Pakha. Ab tum log jayiye.
Munna Pandit: Thank you Madam.
They link hands and walk away as if they are lovers.
Munna: Waisa Sirjee, acting kaisi lagi.
Poonawala is forced to smile.
In the corridor, Pandit hits Munna's hand off.
Pandit: Hattt! Mein aisa larkha nahin hoon!
Munna in female voice: Kaam hogaya ab tukhrata hain? Toh tuh kaisa larkha hain, Pandit?
Pandit: Hey. Mazaak hogaya, thu kapre change kar, Preeti koh wapas karni hain.
Munna: Haan, Acha huwa hum neh Preeti seh yeh Naina kah kapra manga tha. Kaam aya.
Pandit: Aisa woh principal nahin maan thi. Aur tujhe acting kah award milna chahiye.
Munna changes into his own clothes and they are shown leaving in an auto. Just then Sunaina arrives at the college.
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