Fun Post! -- Pyaari Behnein, Pyaar Ke Rishte aur Bhool Gaya Sab Kuchh!

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Fun Post--Star Attraction Marriage of Jasleen-Jalota in December 2018!

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BIGG BOSS

Subah 4.30 Baje

Silvery, hazy, ghost like bodies deep asleep & scattered all around.

Police Cop Nirmal's, anything but Nirmal, violent snores are booming aloud.

Few beds away from him, Anup Jalota is snoring musically! Anup Jalota's snores can be heard as,Saaa--------Niii----------Saaa-----Dhhhaaa! ----Saaa------Niii------------Saaa-------Maaa-------Huttt!

Even in deep sleep he slaps himself for coming up with a wrong Note (Sur) & chides himself with a Huttt! 

BIGG BOSS (Voice Over):

Bigg Boss Ke Ghar Mein, Sabhi Sadasya Ghode bech kar Soye Hue Hain----Pichhle gyaarah Seasons mein, --------Bigg Boss ke ghar mein----subah 6.30 Baje pados ke ghar ke Murge ki Baang ki awaaz-------------aur 8.00 Baje Subah ke Alarm Gaane ki Awaaz sunaayi Deti aayi hai! ----------------------Ye Barahwaan Season hi hai Jab pehli baar, subah ke 4.30 Bajee bhi-----kuchh Kauvvon ki awaazein, aksar sunaayi de jaati hain!

(Huddled together under one blanket):

SABA: ------Kuchh Bhi Ho jaaye-----Kaon-Kaon-Kaon-Kaon------Hum Dono ko change nahin hona hai bas----Kaon-Kaon-Kaon-Kaon!

SOMI: Yesss--------Tum Munh-Fatt bani Rehna-------Aur Main-----Uzzadd-Uddand!----Kaayein-Kaayein-Kaayein---Kaayein! 😈

SABA: Upbringing bola thha naa Sreesanth Ji ne----Kaon-Kaon------Respect karti hoon---Kaon-Kaon---but respect ka matlab ye hai kya? Hunhhh---Kaon-Kaon-Kaon-Kaon! 😡

SOMI: Aaj tum ek Prank karna un ke saath---Kaayein-Kaayein----Phir tum Sorry Bol Dena-----Main bataati hoon Upbringing ka matlab us ke baad-----------Kaayein-KaayeinKaayein! 😕

SABA: Theek hai------ye le lipstick!-----Thhodi der baad, alarm waala gaana bajte hi kood ke naachna hai----Kaon Kaon---Maine laga li hai!---Kaon-Kaon-Kaon-Kaon!

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BIGG BOSS

SUBAH 8.00 BAJE

Sallu Bhai number booms in the house!-----Barah Maheen Mein Barah Tareeke Se, Tujh Ko Pyaar Jataunga Main----Dhing-Chika-Dhing Chika-Dhing Chika Re!

Men in house are in disheveled state and foul smell is emanating off them, even through plasma screens of viewers.🤢

Branded Shivasish doesn't disappoint his fans and a price tag of 99.99$ is hanging & furiously swinging around, attached to the Naada of his track pants. 👏

Girls in house in sharp contrast seem to be have just come from a Shahnaz Husain or VLCC beauty Salon. Nice streaks of hair, subtle lipstick shades and pleasant fragrances of Christian Dior, Versace & Chanel are emanating off Dipika, Jasleen, Srishti, Neha. 😳

Urvashi, who is adoringly looking at Deepak, has her hair well-oiled with Chameli ka Tel------She is a simple girl, so no lipstick at 8.00 A.M for her! 

In sharp contrast, the two Sisters have khooni red lips and a streak of violence blazing off their eyes even as both are gyrating well synchronized moves together. Sisters have watched every season---every episode! It's so obvious. 👏

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BIGG BOSS

SUBAH 11.30 BAJE

(Lawn Area! Anup Jalota, Jasleen, Deepak and Urvashi can be spotted having an animated conversation. Anup Ji's smiling, adoring gaze is fixed on Jasleen's face and matching his love is Urvashi, who is coyly blushing and repeatedly lowering and raising her eyes, off the face of Deepak).😳

DEEPAK: Nahin-----Aap log Beelkool bhee Budaa Mat maaniye----Beelkul Budaa Mat maaniye------😲-------Lekin hum us deen bheee bole thhe------yaa toh aap Anoop Ji ko Gudu Ji Kahiye---------yaa phid Pdemi-Labhar-Aaasik-Aawaara----Kuchh bhee kahiye!---------Agad Anoop Ji Aap Ke Gudu Ji hain, toh Naam mat leejiye un ka-----Ye Gustaakhi hai---Paap Hai---Paap ka Bhi Baap Hai! 😲

JASLEEN (Turns Tomato Red in Anger):  Mera aur Anup Ji ka jo bhi hai----rishta----relation---wo humaara hai!-----Hum yahaan aap ko jawaab dene ke liye nahin aaye hain---- 😡

Anup Jalota, resembling a content, Feng-Shui Buddha sporting an ear to ear grin, is nodding his approval and adoringly looking at Jasleen.

URVASHI:  Arey agar aap log ek doosra ko chaahte hain----Piyaaar karte hain-----toh chhupaate kaahe hain??? ----Kabool keejiye naa!!!! 😲

JASLEEN (makes a swift Cobra jerk turn in her direction): Kya chhupaaya? Kya Chhupaaya hum ne? 😡

URVASHI: Yahi ki Aap dono mein Piyaaar hai ---Muhabbat hai----Aaaski hai-------Boliye Naa???---Hai Naa?? 😲

(BOTH EXACTLY AT THE SAME TIME):

ANUP JALOTA: Haan Hai Pyaar---☺️

JASLEEN: Naheen Hai Pyaar----😲

JASLEEN (Realizing the goof up): Urvashi Ji, ye koi Dating show nahin hai!---Hum dono mein jo kuchh bhi hai, wo Hum dono ke beech hai---

ANUP JALOTA (Head nodding non-stop):   Haan---Sab kuchh hai-----Sab kuchh hai!!---Sab Kuchh hai Bhai!!! 😛

JASLEEN: Maine bhi wohi bola----Sab kuchh hai----Our relationship is much beyond what you guys can comprehend in your wildest dreams & in your next many lives!

DEEPAK: Ab itna bhi mat failiye aap Kidpaa Kadke 😊------------Anoop Ji Gaayak Hain------Pdasiddh Gaayak hain-------hum bhi Gaayak Hain--------Gangs of BhaseyPood mein do thho gaana gaaye hain hum bhi------------but apne Gudu Ji ka Naam nahin liye kabhi! 

JASLEEN (Transforms into Kaali Maayi): Rat ko turmeric ka piece mil jaane se wo koi grocer ban jaata hai kya? 😡 

URVASHI (Angry): Hindi mein kahiye!---Rat maane? 😡

JASLEEN: Chooha!---Rat Maane Chooha! 😡----------Choohe ko Haldi ka piece mil jaayega toh kya wo Baniya ki dukaan khol lega?-------Anup Ji Mahaan Singer hain! 40 Saal se singing kar rahe hain!----Ye do gaane gaa ke----ye Chhoti si Baniye ki dukaan---khud ko Wall Mart ke departmental store se compare kar rahi hai? ----Hunhhh! 😡

URVASHI (Stunned): Hawww! 😲

DEEPAK: Adey Mahaadaaj----Jab insaan ko acchanak Dant-manjan, noon-tel (Salt-Oil), ya Agad-Batti, Gud-Cheeni chaahiye hota hai toh wo Bhaal-Maart mein nahin naa jaata hai?---- Wo us ka Ghad ka bagal ka Baniyaa ka dukaan pe hi jaata hai naa Anoop Ji?----Samjhaayiye naa in ko----😕

ANUP JALOTA (ever the gentleman): Sahi hai!-----Sahi keh rahe hain Aap!!! Bilkul Sahi Keh rahe hain aap! --------😃

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NOTE: For those of you who do not know, in IPL (Indian Paisa League), there is a tradition in games involving Mumbai Team! 

Each time Mumbai XI team wins a match, their Maalkin, Neeta Ambani runs to ground and gives a nice hug to it's leading players. Harbhajan Singh is the one who hugs her the tightest and on occasions, has actually swept her off her feet and danced around the ground. No kidding, ask anyone who watches IPL in general and Mumbai XI games in particular. What say Suyash (our friend here known as Being_Blunt)?😛

One game, Mumbai XI was on  the verge of winning and Harbhajan was getting ready to hug & run around with Neeta Ji.☺️

Most unexpectedly, Mumbai XI lost, Neeta Ji sank on her sofa, disappointment writ large on her face and Harbhajan's heart sank too.😭 

As if this pain was not enough, Sreesanth, clown member of winning Punjab team, started his monkey dance and started yodeling as if he is Kerala's Kishore Kumar.🤢

Harbhajan lost his cool and slapped Sreesanth on his right ear-drum. Stunned Sreesanth cried bucket-loads of tears on ground, parking his tear soaked face on his team's Maalkin, pretty Preity Zinta. 😭😭

Net fall out of this unfortunate incident was, time and again, Sreesanth suffers memory lapses and like Johnny Lever of Rohit Shetty's Golmaal-----hears a Bhooolaaa Voice and forgets what he wants to say!

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BIGG BOSS

Shaam 8.30 BAJE

Living area shows Sreesanth wearing specs, resembling a swollen frog straight out of Tandoor,  in some kind of discussion with Karanvir and Romil Vakeel. Police Cop is also there, but just to make up the numbers.

KARANVIR (His eyes have a sparkle that resembles excitement of a Toad's eyes in it's mating season---refer National Geographic):  

Sree, bahut accha handle kiya aap ne Dono Sisters ko. -----I liked it! 👏

SREESANTH: Zimbly nod done yaar-----I mean---so many things happened on Cricked field------we finishhhed id there-----and I mean---end of da madder yaar! 😲----Whodd silliness? ------------Prang karega woh meraa saath?-------Prang Karega??? 😡

ROMIL VAKEEL: Sree! Sab badhiya hai!----But thhoda careful, OK? ----Wo girls hain! You know what I mean! ----Thhoda Saavdhaan raho bas!!! 👍🏼

SREESANTH: So? Whodd?? ---Wo dono Ledgi Log hai? ---Isliye main Saavdhaan-Vishraam karega?----Balls man! 

KARANVIR: Nahin yaar Romil, kuchh jyaada hi raayta faila diya thha un dono ne!-----Sree ne thheek kiya yaar! 👏---------(Fear factor, also known as Salman Khan in this silly show, appears on his face & he checks himself)--------But haan Sree, Romil bhi thheek hai apni jagah----thhoda careful rehna! 😲

SREESANTH: Luggg-----whodds your name??-----Aaahnnn--Kharan-----Kharan------that day, I liked----Wo joh thum Prusss-Cone-frence ko handle kiya-----whodd I wanted to say about you izz------(Pauses)

KARANVIR (After a long pause): Haan? Bolo naa?---Kya bolna chaahte thhe aap mere baare main?? 😲

SREESANTH (Bit lost looks): Wo main bolna chaahta thha gi-----wo---

KARANVIR (resembling excited Puppy): Haan Haan---Bolo---

SREESANTH (Hears in his minds 50000 fans in stands screaming, sound of a resounding slap and a booming voice of BHOOOLAAA): Wo main bolna chaahta thha gi----I have nothhing to say-----abzoludely Nothhing Ad-All!-------I hardly know you! -----What can I say aboud you? -----Haan? 

ROMIL VAKEEL: Aaaraam Se Soch lo Sree. Hum Sab andar waale hain! Yahaan koi baahar ka nahin hai! 😊

SREESANTH (Sad, lost looks): Khyaa bolega Mein? ------------Kuzzhh bhi nahin hai bolne ko!----Maai maaind iz---- aaabzoludely blaank! --------He is a nice guy!-----Koi Prang bhi nahin kiya mera Saath!-------Aaabzoludely nothhhing to say! 😕

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BIGG BOSS

Raat 00.30 BAJE

BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Bigg Boss ke ghar mein aaj, -----------kisi ne khaayi kabhi naa badalne ki kasmein------Toh Gaayak Jodi Nibhaati Rahi, Apni Apni Pyaar Bhari Rasmein!---------😉

---Kisi ne Kisi ko kahaa Baniye Ki Dukaan---------Toh Kisi Ko yaad aaya Wo Thhappad, Jis-se Kabhi Goonj Uttha Thha us Bechaare ka Kaan! 😉😉

Jhelte Rahiye----- Ye Manhoos Programme--------Bigg Baaas!!! 🤢

Originally posted by: sugmini

O God 🤣

This is so accurate 🤣

This can literally happen 🤣

ROFL 🤣🤣🤣

U portrayed each n every member so perfectly. Its far more interesting episode than original one.

Hats off to you 😆

Originally posted by: Ratukrus

Hahaha Deepak's line was hilarious.  😆 Great funny post Cruiserji. Keep it up. 😛