Chapter-3
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(Somewhere in Mumbai)
Noor: bhaiya wo wali chudi dikhaiye
(Raja ki entry)
Raja: arre wo ni wo neeli wali dikhao,aapke hath pr wo jada achi lagengi Noor ji
Noor: aapne hume kaise pehchana? Humne toh Nakaab/Burkha pehen rakha hai
Raja(in mind): ab ise kaise batau ki yaha wasooli karne aya tha aur tukka mara. Kuch acha soch Raja
Raja: woh apke perfume se,aur apki meethi si awaaz se. Aur waise bhi aap chahe saath(7) pardo me kyu na rahe Raja apko pehchaan hi lega.
(Noor blushed badly)
Noor: ummm...bhaiya kitne paise hue?
Chudi wala: ni ni kuch ni,aap le jayiye,paise ki jaroorat ni
(Actually Raja ne use look dia tha,tbhi darr k maare wo paise ni le rha)
Noor: arre bhaiya aise kaise? Aapke haq k paise hai,batayiye kitne hue? Wrna hume ni chahiye ye chudiyan
Raja: abe bol na kitne paise hue?
Shopkeeper: woh 80 rupay hue
Noor: hmmm...ye lijiye 100 rupay
Shopkeeper: maaf kariye behenji bees rupay toote ni hai
Raja: abe dukaan khol k baitha hai aur 100 k toote ni hai,lagau tere kaan k niche do?
Noor: arre ni ni shaant ho jayiye,aur bhaiya toote ni hai toh koi baat ni,apke bache hue paise rakh lijiye.
Shopkeeper: ni ni mai dusri dukaan se laata hu
Noor: bhaiya koi baat ni,rehne dijiye.
(Noor waha se jane lagti hai but...)
Raja: arre aap ghar ja rhi hai? Toh mai chod du
Noor: aap taqleef mat lijiye,hum rickshaw kar lenge
Raja: arre mai usi trf ja rha hu,chod dunga
Noor: abbu ne aise kisi se lift lene k liye mana kia hai
Raja: aapke abbu mujhe jante hai,chaliye na,jaldi pahuch jayengi
Noor: thik hai. Par hum kabhi bike pr ni baithe hai toh zara aaram se chalayiyega wrna hum gir jayenge.
Raja: arre aise kaise gir jaogi,Raja hai na,tumhe mtlb aapko girne ni dega,bs aap mere kandhe ko jor se pakadna
(Raja & Noor ki 1st bike ride & Noor ki toh actually first bike ride)
(Bike conversation)
Raja: waise ek baat batao matlb batayiye ki jb wo dukaan wala free me chudiya de rha tha toh le lena tha,itna behas kyu kia,aur 20 rupay extra hi diye,kyu?
Noor: mere abbu kehte hai ki agar hum kisi ki mehnat aur haq k paise marte hai toh allah miyan hume kabhi maaf ni karte aur 20 rupay me konsa woh ameer ho gye ya hum gareeb ho gye,unka chutta ni tha toh unki kya galti ye kismat ki baat hai.
Raja: wah
Noor: agar aap bura na maane toh aapse ek baat kahe?
Raja: aapke kisi baat ka mai bura thodi manunga,bindass bol dalo mtlb boliye boliye
Noor: ji,aapko apne gusse pr zara kaabu rakhna chahiye,isse apki sehat pr asar padta hai
Raja: theek hai ab aapne kaha hai toh mai gussa ni karunga
(Raja ne bike k mirror me Noor ko sharmate hue dekha,halaki ussne Burkha pehna tha bt fir bhi usse dekh k jaan gya ki woh sharma rhi hai)
(Sayyid ghar k saamne)
Noor: ji shukriya
Raja: koi baat ni,kabhi bhi
Noor: Allah Hafiz
Raja: ha,Allah Hafiz,bye
(Mansoor ka adda)
Raja: aapne bulaya abba jaan
Mansoor: ha teri ammi keh rhi thi ki unhe Sikandar ki beti Noor bohot pasand aayi hai tere liye,toh mai Sikandar se tere aur uske liye baat karu,tu kya kehta hai?
Raja: ab agar ammi jaan ko wo pasand hai toh thik hai
Mansoor: acha yaani sirf teri ammi ko pasand hai tujhe ni,toh rehne dete hai
Raja(little loud and excited tone me): ni ni mujhe bhi pasand hai Noor
(Oops)
Mansoor: panch saal ka tha,tb se pala hai tujhe,teri nas nas se waakhif hu. Dawat me pura waqt tera fhyaan usi pr tha,tujhe kya lagta hai mujhe pata ni chala,hunh?
Raja (blushing): wo abba huzoor...mai toh...
Mansoor: hahahaa...dekha Rashid ye Raja sharmata bhi hai. Acha chal bata kab chale Sikandar k ghar?
Raja: jab aap chaho
Mansoor: acha,toh chalte do teen din baad
Raja: ni aaj hi chalte hai na
Mansoor: hahaha...maloom tha andar se tadap rha hai ye nikah k liye bahar se,jab aap chahe. Rashid driver ko bol Sikandar sayyid k ghar jana hai toh gaadi nikale,abhi.
Rashid: lekin sarkaar aaj toh wo builder se milna hai,wo aata hi hoga
Mansoor: toh usko bol ki kal aye. Aur Raja apni ammi ko bata de ki hum jaa rhe hai rishte ki baat k liye.
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